Product Placement Done Right
Other companies better take note and get Derek J on the line immediately, because this is how you push a product off the shelves. You don't do it by plastering billboards all over the place. You do it by plastering your logo all over the head of a bodacious beauty using a bottle of aerosol shellac, a Bedazzler gun, a jar full of Beyonce's lacefront sweat and a handful of Smurf pubes.
I guarantee you Nabisco's stocks will rise just like my soul is while staring at this mess. The fact that this was taken in line at a fucking Sam's Club confirms that this is the most beautiful sight I'll see today. Well, until I open up the box of Oreo's I'm going to buy at the deli later on. See, her pimpin' skills work!
The frosting on her lashes also shows that she's a woman who cares about details. And if you promise to lick the frosting before biting into her cookie, she'll dip it low into your leche.
via TDW
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Her FUPA is the bite-size Oreos.
She looks fucking ridiculous. Nutter Butter would've gone with her skin tone so much better.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:02pm.
that's what that is? All mine are like thin lil ribbons, I guess I don't shop in the high class boutiques like Oreoniqua
LOL! Oretha asked Aretha to recommend a lingerie shop with industrial strength bras,but she was busy.
Big girls have tits,medium girls have breasts,tiny girls have surgery.
I'll never eat Oreo's again! Every time I see them I'll think of this huge bitch with the dingy bra straps.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Clearence sale on the fat bitch in the cookie isle.
I was going to order an Oreo McFlurry today when I was on break at work, and the ice cream machine was broken! That fucking ice cream machine's broken any time I get to go on break and I'm a hankering for a McFlurry. You'd think with how much money McDonald's makes by reaping the souls of its employees and sucking the life out of them, they could afford some technology THAT ACTUALLY WORKS! JESUS CHRIST!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Damn! Too bad I can't see her in person. I'd just love to see people's reactions. I'd probably either LOL and not be discreet about it cuz I won't be able to contain myself or I'd have to hold back from slapping her for such ridiculousness.
Was the BARCODE really necessary?
If you are gonna do some messed up foolishness with yo hair and shit then that's how you should do it! Learn it.
OH FUCK! I didn't even notice the UPC label. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OH FUCK!! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!
*dies*
What I don't get is the fucking UPC symbol on the back of her head! Is she expecting someone to scan that shit?!
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
I would give head to a Keebler Elf.
Why? Just why?
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@Mr. Mercury: OMG - that made me say o HELL NO! It's not neck grease. (Thank God) It's her necklace. Meanie;p
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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That 'do would work better if she had matching cookie earrings. Nothing says yummy like Oreos with a fine coating of neck grease.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
When I first saw this, I thought she was wearing a little hat, like a beanie or something. But, it's her hair...! I loves me some Oreos, but even I wouldn't do something like this!
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Team FudgeeOs...
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:15pm.
Sorry, I've never seen black hanger straps on a white shirt
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Lmao I dunno why, but this is the funniest comment I've seen today.
I...I got nothing. I'm speechless. Good Lord.
BTW "Oreoniqua" I love it.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
That hair is fuckery at its best. At least she's doing truth in advertising by keeping it real on not giving a fuck about calories counts...is that a proof of purchase seal? Dead. A Double Stuff design would have been overness on a chick like that though.
ahahahahaa, MK! Love it!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Nice! And it totally wouldn't have the same impact if she was skinny, nawmsayin'?;p
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~ Jeph Jacques
I don't waste my time on an Oreo unless it is a double stuffed Oreo. She should have went blue and pink to get the double stuff angle.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
First you twist it, then you....oh fuck it broke! :(
You never give up Michael K. Thanks for cheering me up!
love Scallywag.
ps- tell me this ho is just a mirage and not a legitimate walking and talking blue sunny side up overfried chimichanga on the prowl...geezhhhh
I just gotta say that if today's CTC picture is shitty, I'm gonna be pissed because this, um... lady would have brought in epic entries.
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The Barbie is indeed real, and was recalled after PC heads prevailed. They are collectibles now.
LOLOLOLS:
Submitted by ricki lake: "The most stunning detail of Na'bisQho's hair" (and that barbie is hilarious - that's not real is it?)
Submitted by snowpiece: "I guess I don't shop in the high class boutiques like Oreoniqua"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat:
Wonder why the United Negro College Fund didn't slap an ad on the other side...?
"Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:15pm.
Sorry, I've never seen black hanger straps on a white shirt."
You obviously don't shop at Strawberry and Rainbow, lol. Cheapest shit alive.
The mind reels at what she might be hawking on the left side of her bush.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Sorry, I've never seen black hanger straps on a white shirt.
This is why I shop at Costco. We'd never be caught dead wearing Oreo. It's strictly Pepperidge Farms for us.
ricki - isn't the tail above referred to as a "duck tail" when short like that and a rat tail is when it's thinner and longer?
*confused*
A damn shame. Why do my cousins have to wear all this product placement shiz -- from their cars to their coats, now the hair? I swear that the movie Idiocracy does a good job of describing times now than how they will be in the future...
you couldn't pay me enough to do this. i'd like to think you couldn't pay anyone enough to do this, but this chick probably did it for free.
she has nice skin, on the 'say something nice' front.
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The most stunning detail of Na'bisQho's hair don't here is the miniature rat tail left at the bottom of this shaved billboard travesty, subtly taking us into mullet territory without being trashy or too distracting about it. The work of a true artist.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:02pm.
that's what that is? All mine are like thin lil ribbons, I guess I don't shop in the high class boutiques like Oreoniqua
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Or Lanye Bryant (sp?) size xxxxxxL
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 12:02pm.
that's what that is? All mine are like thin lil ribbons, I guess I don't shop in the high class boutiques like Oreoniqua
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OREONIQUA!! HAHAHAHAA...You better quit it - someone really WILL use that name!!
that's what that is? All mine are like thin lil ribbons, I guess I don't shop in the high class boutiques like Oreoniqua
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
LMFAO @ Riki's link.
ahahahahaha RiKAY!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
That black thing is a strap that you can loop over the hanger to prevent shirts with wide necklines to slip off of the hanger. Usually you cut them out, or tuck them in, but it's the pinnacle of class and refinement when you put them on display, as she has.
Isn't that black ripcord on her top the strap used to hang it on a hanger? It's just thick black elastic because her monster titties necessitate about 16 yards of fabric to cover them, and anything less sturdy would break. She's probably using fan belts as bra straps. Fat fucking cookie WHORE. Hate this clown bitch. And ROTFL at those who assumed it was Fantasia. Epic. Illiterate beast.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Ophelia and Rauuuuuuuuuuuulio!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 11:46am.
she'd be better suited up crashing through a wall as the kool aid pitcher.
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OH YEAH!
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 11:49am.
Ricki, you are brilliant.
so then the black string is the left over strap to the orea cookie handbag?
Methinks this charming little stunner is her muse. Racist Nabisco sluuuuuuuts!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 11:41am.
LOL you all are cracking me up
I wanna know what the black thing is sticking out of her top? I hope it's a ripcord!
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I think the trifecta of the previous post on smoking up, this delightful product placement on delicious oreo cookies, and my being on my period is giving me some major MUNCHIES.
she'd be better suited up crashing through a wall as the kool aid pitcher.