Afternoon Crumbs
SamRo Bill Kalutiz is struttin' that no-ass all through L.A. - Just Jared
Airport security must love Lady Caca's foolery - Lainey Gossip
White Oprah has been drunk dialing Page Six again - The Superficial
Gareth Thomas' furry chest pies are hypnotizing - Towleraod
Millions of Milkshakes should just become a bordello for sploshers already - Hollywood Tuna
When Halle Berry wakes up in the morning, she thinks to herself, "Am I in the mood for a piece of Gabriel Aubry today or maybe a little Olivier Martinez?" - Celebitchy
Taylor Momsen brings ho stroll chic to Letterman (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Brook in Playboy - Egotastic!
Charlize Theron will most likely get nominated for an Oscar for this - Popoholic
I don't know who Yoann Gourcuff, but he really knows how NOT to wear a shirt - The Berry
Beyonce bids her vacation weave goodbye - Popsugar
Four words: DOLLY PARTON FASHION SHOW - OMG Blog
Joey Lawrence got WOAH-ed in the eye by a script - I'm Not Obsessed
He's KWellFed again - ICYDK
Watermelon-off - Cityrag
This wouldn't have happened if Blockbuster had a porn section- Videogum
But where's Queen Frostine? - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:18am.
Re: Lady Caca.
I don't want anything seriously bad to happen to her, but I can't stand her. I mean, yeah, I possibly attribute 50% of my contempt to being jealous of her great looks/sex appeal, but the other 50% is quite legitimate. Judging by what she's said in other interviews from a while back, fame either got to her pretty little head WAYYY too fast or she's a massive hypocrite.
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I think she's playing. She's taking a page from Madonna's book...and maybe like Marylin Manson, Beth Ditto. She decided in her head: If you want to BE a star, you have to ACT like one. Whenever I hear her talk I hear her playing at Diva. Not BEING a Diva (cuz she's not) but playing at it.
(O wait - lemme digress a little - check her out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmR5_9kzTSw&feature=related
She's saying the silliest things but with confidence an air of Diva and at the same time she's bringing the shy little girl - to show respect. These kinds of things do impress me - we don't KNOW this girl at all, she's never just herself) She's practicing a little for when she IS all that and she's playing with public perception.
One thing I think we all tend to forget is that the public actually DOES eat this shit up with a knife and fork. Most people are not like the people here. When they see Angelina all regal on the red carpet they actually begin to believe she's some kinda royalty. Where Jen A plays it "girl next door" but they really are both whores just the same - just playing different whore games. Part of it is that, in general, the public doesn't think about it THAT much (fans do but fans make their minds up about the truth and then just go searching for proof instead of the other way around) - most just get the impression and roll with it....
Gaga's game is Untouchable Creative Genius Diva. I think that she gets that she's going to have to live up to that over time.... If you were 14 or 15 you could get with it...but now all you see is an obnoxious child. Which makes a lot of sense. But when you put more emphasis on "child" than "obnoxious" then it's a lot easier to just say "Aw! That's cute!", instead of letting it get on yer nerves ha! And the fact that older people DON'T get it really just adds play to her game.
And we're in unlucky times that way. Instead of forcing people to polish up before we put them in front of a camera, we allow them to polish ON camera. Madonna's one of the worst for this - who, one hand, didn't study singing seriously until Evita and on the other says things like: "O - it's so weird for me to not sing when I see a camera." That's weird cuz she's not a singer - she sings but she's not a singer - that's not a natural inclination for her; she worked that and we paid her to do it.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Does anyone else see just how much of a pawn 'Lady Gaga' is becoming? I just think poor, simple, little human.
As for KFat, it's funny how so many of these insignificant hangers-on and no-talents disappear from mind once they aren't being constantly thrust down the collective froat. KFat is obviously one because I forgot the fucker even existed.
I would have kicked that dumb piece of shit in her stupid ass if I would have been forced to wait in line longer than needed just because fucktard wore a studded dress.
It's disgusting to see how entitled that asshole feels.
Why isn't there a Chris Brown for shit stains like her or Paris Hilton?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 6:30am.
I despise Lady Gaga, she reminds of those nobodies who wear sunglasses in nightclubs so that people think they re famous. Her music is designed to drill a hole in people's skulls, it's horrible.
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I totally agree! WTF is up with her using fake blood at her concerts to? Shes a moron, she has to take little bits from every musician before her because she cant come up with any originality of her own. She may as well bite the head off a bat on and get it over with.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I despise Lady Gaga, she reminds of those nobodies who wear sunglasses in nightclubs so that people think they re famous. Her music is designed to drill a hole in people's skulls, it's horrible.
YAY! BILL! Work it honey!
He s going to be in L'Uomo Vogue soon by the way, so haters can suck it.
Re: Lady Caca.
I don't want anything seriously bad to happen to her, but I can't stand her. I mean, yeah, I possibly attribute 50% of my contempt to being jealous of her great looks/sex appeal, but the other 50% is quite legitimate. Judging by what she's said in other interviews from a while back, fame either got to her pretty little head WAYYY too fast or she's a massive hypocrite.
Why doesn't she give up? At this point, even she agrees that she's a gimmick which is why she's forcing all of this Illuminati imagery down everyone else's throats.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
OK, who the fuck is Kelly Brook?
Because the only time I ever hear about her is that she's getting naked. Again.
KELLY BROOK NUDE!
I'd be more shocked if I read something like this instead:
KELLY BROOK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE: FULLY DRESSED!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
That's totally not the Gareth Thomas I was picturing. I was thinking of this one: http://www.waveney.demon.co.uk/whoswho/other_role/picts/gt2t3.jpeg Bonus points to whom ever gets that and double bonus points if you saw the episode where we do indeed see furry chest pies.
Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:22pm.
I can't with Kaulitz. Seriously, I thought he was one of the Olsen Twins. He probably has an enormous peen, too. What a waste.
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Somebody's probably gettin it. In what situation and configuration, I dunno. I mean, Bill, really? What do you do with him? Fuck him or give him a smoky eye while chatting about our periods?? He's probably fucking some rapper. I hear a lot of them are into Bill types. LOL
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 5:30pm.
Eh I DVR it too. Maybe I'm fucked up but I like to watch cliche sitcoms with dinner, reminds me of childhood when my mum would always make dinner and we'd eat it in front of the tv while watching Melrose Place/Fresh Prince/Wayans Brothers, etc, etc.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:31pm.
Hey Bill - is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I vote Mentos.
Mmm, mmm, mmm that Yoann Gourcuff is a fine piece of ass. Looks like he can knock Crispy off his thrown, bout time. But he's probably just as stupid (like they all are).
Lady Gaga's running out of artsy outfits.
Blockbuster may be washed up and lord knows I use Redbox (even Netflix) and downloads more than anything (thank you whoever created the tv with pc input), but for some reason the Blockbuster by my house does really well. Every night, anytime of night, there's like 10 cars in the parking lot. It's really fucking weird. I've often wondered why anyone still goes there, especially since Redbox is right next door.
Bill needs a bigger sock to stuff in those jeans.
Fuck Olivier Martinez. Fuck him. I would bang Gabriel every day until the end of fucking TIME.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
No chica, I was serious and that's totally what I meant! I mean, the show is even called 'Melissa & Joey,' but I accidentally called it 'Joey & Melissa,' and yet...it doesn't really matter. The show is bland, cliche and awful, they are perfect, and it ends up being...strangely believable.
And might I just say, I hate it when people associate MJH as 'Sabrina.' She is, and forever will be, Clarissa Darling. Love her!
Does anyone have an explanation for Joey Lawrence's hairline? It's like, all bald on top with a monk's ring of real stubble, but then it's like he puts a stencil on his head and sprays the area on top in front so it looks like it has stubble too. I swear I am not making this up. It is bizarre, yet...strangely erotic.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:39pm.
Joey & Melissa is amazing, just as their made-for-TV ABC Family movie 'My Fake Fiance' was amazing. May they continue to co-star in projects for years to come, and perhaps even marry in real life. (Joey, for all of his douchetasticness, still does it for me. Mmmm)
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Oh, dude. You're probably just being uber-sarcastic but... I'm so embarrassed to say I dvr this! LOL. And, I did see their tv movie also, which was utterly FANTASTIC. I couldn't believe they hadn't worked together before because c'mon... isn't that an *obvious* fit? These former child actors who've been in the business... it's like they've been drained of emotion and artistry but they're just so slick and polished, it sort of makes up for it! At least in this niche. These two are perfect at what they do.
That looks more like Juliette Lewis to me. Sans her perpetual camel-toe, of course.
Poor, poor Halle Berry. LOL. I'd be be confused out of my mind, too, if I had her "problems!"
Are you sure that wasn't SamRo? I won't believe it until I see a peen, and even then I might still think it was her.
Damn Halle Berry. we should all be so lucky to have that dilemma...choosing between two of the most insanely beautiful human beings on the planet.
*grumble*
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
That's a very unmanly man in every possible way. Looks like Katie Holmes after a hunger strike. No peen whatsoever. And that stupid hat! Stop it with the stupid hats already, unless you have cancer or something! Y'all are makin' me sick. In fact, you're giving me cancer! Now I will have to wear a stupid hat!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:44pm.
Aha! NOW I get why I see Karissa's bitchface everywhere these days. She made a book yo!
She wrote a book?
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I was gonna say 'wrote' but it sounded wrong.
And yeah - straight up bitches, both of them:
Look what they did to the girl they beat on
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/10/13/1013_ericas_evidence_01-1.jpg
And you see how Holly was outta there when they came on board? She was mad about the baby, sure but she was easy on Hef...she was cool with almost ANYTHING even when she wasn't cool with it. Those twins drove her over the edge and she was right. In and out in less than a year and already bitch is writing a tell-all? PUH-LEEZE, Skeezers.
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:23pm.
If *I* saw Gaga in person I would pretend I didn't cuz she's just askin' for it. Besides where I live she looks just like errbuddy else.
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Wow, where do you live, Vegas in Space?
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LOL! Kinda! But we're prettier;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:44pm.
Aha! NOW I get why I see Karissa's bitchface everywhere these days. She made a book yo!
She wrote a book? But she lived in the Playboy Mansion for like, five minutes and nobody really knows her. She's writing crap about Kendra in her book. Why for? I don't think they even lived there at the same time. She's not only not cute but a vindictive cunt. Damn.
Joey & Melissa is amazing, just as their made-for-TV ABC Family movie 'My Fake Fiance' was amazing. May they continue to co-star in projects for years to come, and perhaps even marry in real life. (Joey, for all of his douchetasticness, still does it for me. Mmmm)
Wait, Joey Lawrence and Mellisa Joan Hate have am actual tv show?
*hears crickets and runs back to the corner*
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:23pm.
If *I* saw Gaga in person I would pretend I didn't cuz she's just askin' for it. Besides where I live she looks just like errbuddy else.
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Wow, where do you live, Vegas in Space?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaoHmJgScCY
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
If *I* saw Gaga in person I would pretend I didn't cuz she's just askin' for it. Besides where I live she looks just like errbuddy else.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
IF I saw Gaga in person, I will probaly roll my eyes just like I did when I shared an elevator ride with Tara Reid..
When Halle Berry wakes up in the morning, she thinks to herself, "Am I in the mood for a piece of Gabriel Aubry today or maybe a little Olivier Martinez?" - Celebitchy
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LOL! That's great! That's EXACTLY the look on her face! Ha! Funny little dimwitted hottie!
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~ Jeph Jacques
Edited for being retarded.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
What is up with Beyonce's shitty-ass clothes?
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"Strut for me, and show me what you're workin' with." --Glambert!
If I saw Caca in person I'd go primal, shit in my hand and fling it at her face.
I hate that talentless POS.
wow... manorexic much? he's so thiiiin it makes me really sad... not
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I would love the opportunity to meet Caca. I would love to make he/she/it weep like a 9 year old girl after I verbally tear it down to the core, starting from the beginning when ugly bitchy "Stephanie" was a loser outcast in her neighborhood to current times, where Caca's songs are sung by tweeners who could give two fucks about the Illuminati or any of the other "deep" shit that this dumb ass bitch thinks she's putting out there to the masses. Nothing worse than an ugly as fuck, no talent loser thinking that she/he/it is hot shit.
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WORD! if she dies today i'd be happy :D
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"I guess i can go anywhere, if i only knew where to go"- Layne Staley
I'm sure I can find room for Gabriel Aubrey if Halle Berry is getting rid of him.
RE: When Halle Berry wakes up in the morning, she thinks to herself, "Am I in the mood for a piece of Gabriel Aubry today or maybe a little Olivier Martinez?"
HOW DOES ONE GET THIS LUCKY? I need to know and prep myself for reincarnation...
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:28pm.
What is sneaking down Bill's leg???? Am I seeing a peen dent? Or is is wishful thinking?
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Uh, that's the outline of the pocket. You can see it on his other leg, as well. That's what happens when you wear a size 0 jean. Unless, of course, he's double dicked, which he would need to be to make up for all the femininity that oozes from his mac-ed up pores.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I would love the opportunity to meet Caca. I would love to make he/she/it weep like a 9 year old girl after I verbally tear it down to the core, starting from the beginning when ugly bitchy "Stephanie" was a loser outcast in her neighborhood to current times, where Caca's songs are sung by tweeners who could give two fucks about the Illuminati or any of the other "deep" shit that this dumb ass bitch thinks she's putting out there to the masses. Nothing worse than an ugly as fuck, no talent loser thinking that she/he/it is hot shit.
Anyhoo, Halle Berry is fucking fine and should be able to fuck on whoever she pleases.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
I'm definitely not a fan of Kfed or anything, but didn't he used to be a fit dancer? And now he's a fat smoker. He probably can't walk uphill without getting all heart-palpitate-y and I kind of feel bad for him - it's gotta suck when you remember all the things you used to be able to do. Then again, he's willingly throwing his gift away so what a dumbass.
And good riddance Blockbuster! Man, they SUCKED! I boycotted that place after I found out how much they censor their shit. Fuck you Blockbuster! *dances around fire*
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Aha! NOW I get why I see Karissa's bitchface everywhere these days. She made a book yo!
"Yeah, I don't think she was there long enough to even have enough to tell. I was there for five years! She wasn't there long enough to appreciate why she was there," Kendra told us, referring to Karissa.
"I got a chance to grow there and appreciate who Hugh Hefner really is, you know what I'm saying? It takes five years to live there and appreciate that, not one year of a bunch of drunken nights," K. told us. "I don't support that, and I'm not going to support that at all if she's going to go out and make it mean."
Read more: http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b197071_hugh_hefners_ex_t...
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~ Jeph Jacques
Hot Damn Halle do your thang!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
That's a dude?
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 3:34pm.
You know your career is in the shitter if you have to make an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes. Does Hef have cataracts or something?
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Yeah, both those girls are not cute. But they're slim and like 6 feet tall or something and dyed Hef's fave shade so you know - cataracts or no, all that is kinda blinding to many a man.
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
You know your career is in the shitter if you have to make an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes. Does Hef have cataracts or something? Because I do not think that Shannon twin has a hot body at all. He must just see the blonde hair. She looks like Wonky trying to be sexy with that banana jammed in her gob.
Hey Bill - is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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~ Jeph Jacques
I thought it was SamRo! Ugh, I really hate that knit cap thing these kids are sportin'. Everyone at my University and at my son's high school is wearing them..like in 105 degree weather.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:43am."seejane is actually MK's colonoscopist, that's how she got 2 slots."
What is sneaking down Bill's leg???? Am I seeing a peen dent? Or is is wishful thinking?
Oh, and it has a whiff of SamRo.
http://yesteryearsthoughts.blogspot.com/
that's guy?
I can't with Kaulitz. Seriously, I thought he was one of the Olsen Twins. He probably has an enormous peen, too. What a waste.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!