Is Fantasia Knocked Up?
One of Fantasia's "close family friends" ran there mouth over to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) to claim that she is currently growing a baby in her womb. According to the source, the father of Fanny's unborn child is her married piece Antwaun Cook. The same married piece whose estranged wife is threatening to sue Fanny's ass for committing acts of homewreckery.
The source said to the Enquirer, “She’s about three months along, and it’s definitely Antwaun’s baby. Right now she can’t show how happy she is in public - but she’s absolutely thrilled. Fantasia got what she wanted. She feels Antwaun will have to marry her now.”
If this is made of truth, then this means that Fanny knew she was pregnant when she tried to off herself by downing more pills than White Oprah on a Saturday night. Damn. Well, at least the fetus won't have a headache for a while. Or maybe it will have a major headache for a while. I'm not a fetus doctor (surprising information alert), so I don't know. But I do know that Fanny has plenty of dramatic material for the sequel to her Lifetime movie. And you thought the barf scene in her first movie was riveting shit. Even her mushroom top hair is crying weavey tears just thinking about it.
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Can't the state step in and take her kid away when it's born? They take newborns away from drug addicted moms, there's not much of a difference.
Well, if she IS knocked up, it will be a heartwarming tale to tell the child when it's old enough to understand:
"Sweetie, Mommy loved you so much that she tried to kill herself and you to make your daddy who I was fucking when he was married leave his wife. THE END."
I mean, I'm holding back tears.
Maybe Alicia Keys will give the baby shower.
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Ugh, I hate her mouth situation. That under bite makes her look speshul.
tasia and rhianna! your hair is hurting my eyes!!!!!
yeah, she's knocked up alright. Seen that wreck of a show and family she's got. No doubt they scampered on over to the next tabloid site "ta get paid." That's all that family ever does around "Tasia" ... wanna get paid. Poor kid - Fantasia's baby I mean .. the bof of 'em.
No tears for Tasia herself though. She's a liar and a sneak who helped screw up a marriage. She deserves every bit of shame, humiliation and bad press she gets.
Way to screw up a career handed to you on a silver platter Tasia.
And for the love of sweet Jesus PLEASE throw away those God awful mushroom weave wigs. That has got to be the worst wig/weave whatever on television, only next to Haiti's "ahbrows" weave. Mushroom wig is damn awful ugly. And that stupid a-symmetric one too. Who advises this woman?????
Absolute gutter trash!
How this stanky ghetto ho ever managed to get Oprah and Simon behind her is a mystery to me.
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Because she can SANG honey she could sing thats why they are behind her...i love her voice her ghetto tattoes, behavior, style and choices in men are another thing
Goddamnit, goddamnit, goddamnit. I just read that this dumb fuck's new album will be debuting on Billboard at #2 with 1st week sales of 130,000. There really is no justice.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Serious thought-if this is true, I hope the baby is born healthy.
Now back to the snark-
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 7:41am.
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That's right,sweets. It's the silly woman's version of an anchor baby. No wonder children used to be described as hostages to fortune. This is a new level of stupidity-she needs a lesson from Elizabeth "Hooters" Hurley or one of Donald Trump's wives. 18 karat gold diggers get pregnant for billionaires.
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I agree, they need to be using Salma Hayek as a role model. Instead, this woman is going to be tied to a man she hates for 18 years. The only thing dumber would be if it is a boy and she names it Antwaun Jr.
Further proof that not one fucking good thing has ever come from American Asshole.
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Well I for one am thrilled to hear that this bundle of joy is on its way!
What do you think the happy couple will name the precious newborn? Will they continue their proud tradition of ignorance and misspelling, or will they surprise everyone and name the baby "John"? Give them a reality show!
This story has a real way of making my Saturday morning all cunty. Makes me stabby first thing.....
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WDOmHcJQJA
'Nuff said. I hate this cunt.
Don't get me wrong I am totally team ex wife...this bitch and alicia keys can cry to each other in 5 years when their scumbag men are cheating on them...but suing the other woman?? For what??
These men aren't cheating at gunpoint...they can choose not to cheat. These women will get what's coming to them I am not sure they are legally responsible for anything. Sue HIM!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
She looks like an in-bread from the rain forrest of Brasil with that rediculous wig. (also without the wig)
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Absolute gutter trash!
Ever since I saw her perform on idol a while ago with her crazy, swarthy, sweat dripping, screech fest. I feel physically ill seeing her :o(
How this stanky ghetto ho ever managed to get Oprah and Simon behind her is a mystery to me.
She's just gross and any misfortune that's happend to her is her very own fault. She had more opportunities in her life than she deserves already. NEXT!
gutter ghetto trash
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If this is true, that wife is definitely suing Fantasia.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 7:35am.
The old baby trap works every time right? A solid fool proof plan. Men NEVER leave if there are children involved! Bitch please as soon as he see's or smells a better vajaja/money tree he will run like the wind! Foolish Fanny
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That's right,sweets. It's the silly woman's version of an anchor baby. No wonder children used to be described as hostages to fortune. This is a new level of stupidity-she needs a lesson from Elizabeth "Hooters" Hurley or one of Donald Trump's wives. 18 karat gold diggers get pregnant for billionaires.
The old baby trap works every time right? A solid fool proof plan. Men NEVER leave if there are children involved! Bitch please as soon as he see's or smells a better vajaja/money tree he will run like the wind! Foolish Fanny
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I watched 1.5 episodes of her show and I couldn't believe I'd finally found someone more stupid than the cast of Jersey Shore. The best was when she had that treacly "I am beautiful" line in that "show" The Color Purple. I am saddened by the fact that she gets paid for that mess.
I must be every man's dream to marry a woman with significant mental instability who tries to buy his love by attempting suicide and by trying to lure him with a child.
If she knew she was having a loaf in the oven and overdosed on Aspirin anyway, I would question to leave the (maybe) baby with her.
Obviously another woman's husband is more important to her than her own daughter and the maybe baby she is carrying.
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This skank is delusional. She thinks Antwaun ( I can't even type that with a straight face ) "has to marry her" if she's pregnant. Because, you know, he's treating the mother of his first 2 kids so respectfully. She's like a living, breathing South Park character, I feel bad for her child and if this is true, I feel bad for that unborn baby.
She's so stupid that she thinks she's helped herself by "trapping" this joke of a man, when all she's really done is give the wife more ammo for her alienation of affection suit. I'm not usually a big lawsuit fan, but you get that money, Ex-Wife!!!!
*Mrs. Patrick Campbell hat on*
"Fanny is a nasty stinkfish. Lesbianism most foul! Discuss."
*Mrs. Patrick Campbell hat off*
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Submitted by SkiPowder on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 1:07am.
I don't know, it looks like you've made a grammatical mistake or three in your post. One would think someone so hell bent on correcting other people's grammar would know how to use capitalization and punctuation.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
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This woman basically had everything handed to her whenever she won American Idle and while I congratulate her if she is pregnant, she's made one dumbass move following another.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
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ran 'there' mouth? how about their mouth....
love reading your site..but come on...
If that baby has her hairstyle the passage should be fairly simple.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
All these hos on the stroll who think they are tight with their passion for their fashion--sorry, but they don't have it! All they got is hot trashy messes. They need to get some gays to show them how it's done.
If this is true and she knew she was pregnant when she tried to off herself, that baby should be taken away from her and she should be sterilized. By force if necessary.
Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:11pm.
Anyone else think her suicide attempt was a well orchestrated stunt to coincide with her new album?
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geezus.
what an auspicious start to a life. the child would be better off with britney. they even have the same stupid baby doll wave.
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She looks like a fucking beast. I've heard of her being compared to Shrek a lot, but I think Shrek is actually hotter.
Seriously, biggest fucking mouth I've ever seen on any so-called human EVER.
Why do these dumb bitches actually believe that a cheating man will turn into Prince Charming? why do they think that a guy who knocked them up without marrying them will decide to dump everything and do it now? Why do they always think they rank higher than the wife WHY WHY WHY?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I never knew that the guy had to marry and/or stay with you after he knocked you up. Don't think that happened the last time with Fantasia.
I would't worry much about fetal damage if she actually is pregnant. Nobody who is serious about suicide swallows a bottle of aspirin, unless he/she is really stupid. It's my understanding that her manager (?) was downstairs and called an ambulance immediately. The ER would have pumped her stomach before the, maybe existing, fetus was injured. Quick down, quick up.
BTW where was the wonderful Antuan during all this drama? Banging some other chick? Yeah Fantasia, he's a real keeper, definitely worth getting sued over. Not.
Nice picture though, it looks like Ms. Pacman spawned with Tootie.
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oh, shit, just the thought of her fornicating just made me sterile.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fugly people drama, can't relate.
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She's a lumpy bitch. I hope she's not pregnant -- no child deserves to get stuck with stinky-ass Fantasia Barrino for a mother. The one she's got is suffering enough.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
If this is true can she be anymore of a ghetto stereotype? So much opportunity and this is waht she does? UGH.
My ass is pregnant right now, and the only thing you can take is regular tylenol. I'm pretty sure a whole bottle of asprin would be pretty detrimental to a baby.
What an idiot. Getting knocked up to keep a man always works out. @@
Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:11pm.
Anyone else think her suicide attempt was a well orchestrated stunt to coincide with her new album?
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Not so well ochestrated. It's an unbelievable mess. She is getting tons of publicity though. But somebody is giving her god awful advice.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Double Posties! My bad...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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How the hell do you go from homewrecker to unwitting rube to suicidally depressed to pregnant and thrilled in about 6 seconds?? Does Fanny think she's Erica Kane all of a sudden? Damn woman!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Maybe she thought overdosing on OTC drugs would kill the fetus. Sort of a DIY abortion. And no one would know.
If she is pregnant by the married guy, wouldn't a DNA test be helpful to the Plaintiff wife's claim?
Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:11pm.
Anyone else think her suicide attempt was a well orchestrated stunt to coincide with her new album?
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Um....*looks around confused* I thought that was common knowledge. You mean to tell me people actually fell for that shit? I am not surprised, though. The general public is stupid and gullible. She will do her big, country ass laugh all the way to the bank.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
UGH. This thing again.
Talent? You call that screeching and hollering she does talent? Um....okay. Fantasia is a waste of opportunities. People would DIE for some of the opportunities she have had but she managed to fuck them up at every turn. Who but an idiot would throw anyway a chance to fucking star on Broadway in The Color Purple?
If she is struggling financially, it is all her fault.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Dear god no. NOOOOOOO!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Anyone else think her suicide attempt was a well orchestrated stunt to coincide with her new album?
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Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:05pm.
She's not pregnant. Se's fat. You just can't weigh north of 200 and wear a bodysuit like you're about to go try out for the fucking Olympic luge team of assholes.
LOL, this is truth. Some bodies just have to realize that bodysuits are not meant for them. I can see what looks like lines from about three different pairs of spanx all creating special bubbles of backfat. Very unflattering.
Just imagine her having sex, oinking and grunting her way to orgasm.
I feel nauseous when I see pictures of this shit