Saturday, August 28th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Florence Welch (24)
Kyle Massey (19)
Armie Hammer (24)
LeAnn Rimes (28)
Carly Pope (30)
Todd Eldredge (39)
Jack Black (41)
Jason Priestley (41)
Billy Boyd (42)
Shania Twain (45)
Jennifer Coolidge (49)
David Fincher (48)
Emma Samms (50)
Scott Hamilton (52)
Luis Guzman (54)
Ben Gazzara (80)
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I can't believe that as little as 24 years ago someone thought "Florence" was a good name for a child. Who the fuck is she, anyway? Nevermind, I don't give a crap. She looks like a moron.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Yesterday was also my hubby's and my birthday. We both turned 41 also - just like Jason Priestley and Jack Black.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
oh shit i'm sorry for the double posts i posted it via cellphone and though i love it, it's old and needs to be replaced!
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 8:03pm.
ok since no one else is going to do it i will: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICEAL JACKSON!
Ok gucci...Happy BD MJ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxsRB-3Tjc&feature=related
*hold for applause*
*hold for applause*
*slow umbrella*
*fade out*
ok since no one else is going to do it i will: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICEAL JACKSON!
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
ok since no one else is going to do it i will: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICEAL JACKSON!
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
Love love LOVE Miss Florence Welch. If there is a just universe out there, she will clean up at both the MTV awards and at the 2011 Grammys. The Kate Bush of the 2010's!!
Happy birthday, Ben Gazzara! The Killing of a Chinese Bookie remains one of my all-time faves!
HA! Ben Gazzara is a virgo and i knew this just by looking at him! and i figured jack black was either a taurus or a virgo. ha ha i was right again
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 8:48am.
Florence is what Lady Gaga WISHES she was. Florence is legitimately cool and kooky and talented
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TRUTH!
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Florence Welch is the lead singer of Florence + The Machine...
http://www.youtube.com/user/florencemachine?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/4/mzMcNAe4n...
HB to her and the other birthday sluts.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
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Kyle Massey (19)
Armie Hammer (24)
Carly Pope (30)
Todd Eldredge (39)
Billy Boyd (42)
David Fincher (48)
Luis Guzman (54)
Sarita Dominguez (6)
Jane Smith (my neighbor) (50)
I'm getting old. Who's Florence Welch?
And if that's 24, I'll happily cop to 40+. Yikes, that hag's face is a hardcore mess. Lay off the booze, drugs, and no sleep.
If you're going to lie about your age, dance around the ballpark of truth.
24 my arse.
I cant believe she is only 24. looks like 40.
Fucking hate that band so much. Horrible Horrible British music.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 8:45am.
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Happy Bday to Gingie Flo and of course the highlarious, Ms. Coolidge!
Hey, Jinxy!! Cheezus! Haven't seen you in a coon's (okay a miley cyrus) age! Hope the world is kissin' your ass and serving free dranks. Your snark has been missed!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 9:51am.
Universal dude fantasy number one: Two or more women in his bed.
Universal dude fantasy number two: Two or more women in his kitchen.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 9:20am.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 8:48am.
The American actress is doomed to bad reviews and hatred from Noomi Rapace fans. Daniel Craig is not. Your avie makes my toes curl.
No one can replace Noomi...NO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Emma Samms + Shania Twain + Florence + Me = 4some. LeAnn to wash my dick, replacing of rumpled soaked ripped bed sheets and cooking food. Thanks.
Happy Birthday Shania...
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 8:48am.
The American actress is doomed to bad reviews and hatred from Noomi Rapace fans. Daniel Craig is not. Your avie makes my toes curl.
OT: HB to David Fincher,Scott Hamilton,and Jason Priestly.
HB to Fallon#2. I thought there was a rule somewhere that Dynasty royalty must be honored every time.
Happy Birthday to David Fincher, who will be directing the U.S. version of "Girl w/ the Dragon Tattoo." It better be good!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Florence is what Lady Gaga WISHES she was. Florence is legitimately cool and kooky and talented.
Jennifer Coolidge rocks!
MK is a Florence fan?? I never thought my love could grow any deeper than it already was.
I just can't wait for the post about Paris Hilton's cocaína arrest. What a stupid fucking whore.
How many times has Emma Samms been 50 now?
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Shiitake happens...
I love how once we start getting into the Virgo cycle, the Birthday list starts filling up with really pretty people.. why is that ? :D
Happy Birthday to Jack Black, Jason Priestley and Shania Twain.
Special Happy B-Day to the amazing and funny as hell Jennifer Coolidge; I will do the 'Bend and Snap' in your honor today!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
HB to Ben Gazzara, too.
I wonder what Eddie Cibrian got Leann for her barfday? Perhaps a bedazzled bag to throw over her head while he shtups her?
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Happy Birthday to Jack Black and Shania Twain.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who?
Happy birthday Carly Pope! God, I loved 'Popular.'
Happy half-century birthday to the always beautiful Emma Samms!
Aw, HB to Holly Scorpio!
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