Sunday, August 29th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Michael Jackson (1958-2009) with his Birthday Slut escort Bubbles
Lea Michele (24)
John Hensley (33)
Carla Gugino (39)
Meshell Ndegeocello (42)
Frances Ruffelle (45)
Rebecca De Mornay (48)
Todd English (50)
Mark Morris (53)
Deborah Van Valkenburgh (58)
Robin Leach (69)
Joel Schumacher (71)
Elliot Gould (72)
William Friedkin (75)
Richard Attenborough (87)
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Bunch of freaks out celebrating MJ's bday this weekend.
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
HB MJ. Definitely missed.
Best Meshell lyric ever:
You say that's your boyfriend
You say I'm out of line
Funny… he said I could call him up anytime
You can say I'm wrong say I ain't right
But if that's your boyfriend he wasn't last night
I still can't believe Jackson's dead.
It just doesn't seem real...he was such a huge part of my childhood.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Meshell Ndegeocello: probably one of the most underrated artist ever. A woman with true talent. Wish more folks would know about her seriously.
A pedo, a hack director, a talented actress, and a bunch of people most peeps have never heard of.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
@Mick:
It was proven that MJ didn't molest anyone but its well proven that you white supremacists like to fuck kids.
@megank and BernardProfitendieu:
he didn't molest anyone so go to hell and just fuck off.
HB, child molester.
Tiny bubbles,
In the, ummm, Jesus Juice...
HB, MJ.
I miss him. :(
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HBD MJ :)
i will never forget june 25th of 2009 :( miss you deeply, michael! love you much
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Happy Birthday MJ! Miss you everyday. Thanks for remembering him MK.
THANK YOU Michael K for not forgetting Michael J. I wish MJ could have many more birthdays to make up for all the birthdays he missed as a child. Forever loved and forever in a lot of our hearts. I know I think about him and his children almost every day.
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I Love You More
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Why is Carla Gugino a bitch???? :'( Sincerely curious.
Carla Gugino is a big bitch with horrid skin.. and pushing 40...say goodbye to your shitty career..
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Happy Birthday MJ still missed ... hope u are finally at peace where ever you are...
Happy Birthday, MJ! R. I. P.!
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
MJ's nose looks very odd in that photo, like he has some sort of sore on it.
His fucking nose must have been a constant source of anxiety for him.
I know there are some assholes (that's really what they are) who knock Michael, but I really do miss him. Who seriously thought the guy would ever die? At least his awesome music WILL live on.
Happy Birthday MJ.
Happy Birthday MJ.
Rest well Michael.
--thanks awfully--
MJ holding the monkey, while looking at the camera, his severe nose jobs and on and on I could go. This picture does not bring happiness. It's creepy. Hope he can learn peace and balance in his next lifetime. Whatever that means.
Happy Birthday to Meshell and Richard Attenborough. Although David is my Attenborough of choice.
Uh...which one is Michael Jackson?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
why the fuck is he on there? the worst thing michael jackson has done to this world is dying. now that shit is everywhere and it wont go away. who actually likes that piece of shit music?
That Carla Gugino has always been a hottie. She was on that show with Michael J. Fox where he was deputy mayor to NY. She had to leave cause Mikey could not handle the sexual tension. Understandable. Carla could give a eunuch an erection!
Additional Happy Birthday shout out to Elliot Gould! Capricorn One rules.
Happy Birthday William Friedkin. Holy Crap, if The Exorcist isn't the scariest freaking book ever.
dammit, stupid computer.
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If I could recapture all of the memories and bring them to life, surely I would
-Mariah Carey "Vanishing"
ricki, you are so right about Lea Michele. You think any of us will know who she is in 5 years?
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If I could recapture all of the memories and bring them to life, surely I would
-Mariah Carey "Vanishing"
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:16pm.
Which segues us to the next chimp on the list, Lea Michele. You just know she is dying to get off Glee now for a 'movie career' that will never transpire. LOVE starlets with Mischa Barton Syndrome!
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Good, she can't pull a Mischa Farton fast enough if you ask me. The sooner that warbling, self-important Australopithecus disappears from the public eye the better.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Michael Jackson...sigh. Hate how EVERYONE loves him now that he's dead, while being scrutinized by the public and accused of all that child molesting shit (when a lot of things now point to him being innocent) probably drove him to use drugs and to his eventual death...I dunno, it's just annoying and sad. I always hated Bubbles though. There, I said it. Strike me dead if you must.
Which segues us to the next chimp on the list, Lea Michele. You just know she is dying to get off Glee now for a 'movie career' that will never transpire. LOVE starlets with Mischa Barton Syndrome!
Carla Gugino has been one hot bitch throughout all my life, from playing one hot equestrian teen slut in Troop Beverly Hills to dying her hair with Kool-Aid in Son-in-Law to being all kinds of naked and limbless in Sin City, she is indomitable, she is inimitable, and she is unmistakably Carla Gugino.
Me'Shell NdegéOcello, aka Michelle Lynn Johnson, can suck a fuck and die with that pretentious name shit of hers. Nah, just kidding, she's actually really talented. Her music is stolid but bare, sensual, and a little sad. Perfect if you are a lesbian committing suicide. May or may not actually play the cello.
Rebecca De Mornay...the only cradle her hand is rocking these days is the poxy deathbed her infantile career never lived to outgrow. Hot slut as hot whore in Risky Business...now, dunzo almost-50-something. She used to be very beautiful, but that's about all she was.
Richard Attenborough fondled little Mara Wilson on the set of the irreplaceable Elizabeth Perkin's sensational starring vehicle remake of 'Miracle on 34th Street'......allegedly. AhahahahahahaLOL
Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:22am.
Wow, I don't think MK has ever had a dead celebrity on his birthday slut list before?
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He's certainly had celebrities on his birthday slut list whose CAREERS are dead. Not much difference. :^D
HB to Rebecca De Mornay ("The hand that rocks the cradle" is my favorite!), Elliot Gould and Richard Attenborough.
i thought robin leach would be way older than that....
HB to Carla Gugino, even though The Watchmen sucked bigtime.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
I'm not going to waste a dead slut birthday wish on Captain Jesus Juice.
Personally, I believe only Rue, Bea, or Estelle should be the only dead birthday sluts.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
dead people no longer have birthdays (not even dead pedophiles)
Elliot Gould rocks. Love everything he has done.
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If I could recapture all of the memories and bring them to life, surely I would
-Mariah Carey "Vanishing"
Happy BDay to the sluts I don't know and to
Carla Gugino-I forgive you for Spy Kids, Meshell Ndegeocello-Wild Night indeed, & Rebecca De Mornay-best psycho bitch in a movie evah!!!
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed
Have a happy birthday in Hell MJ. Hope Beelzebub shoves 52 red hot pokers up your ass you child molesting freak.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand many moooooooooooooore!
Havent been with you Hoes in awhile, but I knew MK would have my Baby up for Birthday Slut in some shape or form.
Happy Birthday MJ, dance on a cloud and moonwalk your sexy self away from the haters....they are all to tha left now anyway.
(BTW I think MK had him up last year too with Bubs, cause I posted about the big Cobra running around loose in his pants)
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
I heard the real Bubbles is dead.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Yay for MJ and Dickie Attenborough.
I love the Lost Boys and Flatliners, even Falling Down, but Joel Schumacher can eat a hot bowl of dicks for putting nipples and a gigantic codpiece on the Batsuit. Ruined my goddamn childhood.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Happy bday MJ
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
anobonanno, lmao
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If I could recapture all of the memories and bring them to life, surely I would
-Mariah Carey "Vanishing"
Submitted by cattitude on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:22am.
Wow, I don't think MK has ever had a dead celebrity on his birthday slut list before?
Yeah, he's done it two or three times before. I know he once did it for Marilyn Monroe.
Happy B-day, Richard Attenborough.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:49am
I guess we both should be embarassed, lol