HUGE NEWS: Brian Williams Is Wearing Flat-Front Khakis!

Brad Pitt floated into New Orleans today on the giant wing of an archangel to have a conversation with NBC's Brian "It's A Huge Issue" Williams about all the homes his Make It Right Foundation is building down there. And Brian conducted the interview while wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS. Those three words make every size queen perk up and lean forward.

This is huge news in more ways than one, because Brian recently flirted with all of us by alluding that he has a hard time wearing flat-front khakis due to his inflated peen situation. And here he is wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS (cue: perk up and lean forward). In these pictures you can't tell if Brian is hung like a German peacock with a peen pump collection, but my guess is that he flattened it out and wrapped it around his waist to keep the attention on Brad.

Here's more of Brian and Giant Shiloh in New Orleans today.