Parasite Hilton's Newest Edition To Her Wall Of Beauty
And here's Wonky McValtrex smiling with her eyes in her mug shot taken last night after she was busted with a (hold your tongue when you say this out loud) purse filled with a bag of the bad shit. Actually, she's not really smiling with her eyes since the wonk is in full effect in her left one. Bitch is more like smirkin' with her eyes. And don't you hate on her Toucan Sam nose! Wonks has a nose just made for scoopin' and snortin' up coke in one swoop. LiLo wishes!
Here's Wonks past mug shots for comparison:
You know her Wonks' assistant is already framing her latest mug shot to display with the others along the staircase.
UPDATE: Here's the mug shot of Wonky's boyfriend Cy Waits who was booked for DUI. Didn't anybody in that room have blotting papers or powder (not the white kind), because both of these bitches look sweatier than Tommy Girl's ass crack while watching Becks in the locker room.
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Paris Hilton -- My Girlfriend's Coke Article
8/30/2010 7:35 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
"And there's this ... Paris is saying she believes the cops who stopped the car were "star-struck and blew the whole thing way out of proportion.""
oLllolo ONLY HER!
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Did this ugly boyfriend bitch get fired from his club manager job? Someone im'd me saying that cornball shit now. Lol Everyone around parisite just falls like flies.
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OK, kind of a long shot but stay with me here:
Is it possible that this human petri dish paid off cops to stage a fake arrest? We all know that nothing was done that can implicate Paris. The fact that the search was not done in the car is the most fucked up. It's almost as though the whole thing was set up specifically so Paris would walk. Since no one gives a fucking shit about her, getting arrested is just about her last resort for attention. I mean everybody already knows the ins and outs of her sloppy sore-pocked beef flaps, so there's not too many other places to go for her to get noticed, save getting pregnant.
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come on guys, we all know how "against cocaine she is"
how can she keep a straight face while saying that?
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lmao snowy - the black guy did it!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
No M.E. they goddamn NEVER do a bloodtest on that parasitic dropout. GOD ONLY KNOWS what the fuck the phlebotomist would catch just attempting to extract her shit!!
Yall ever see the remake to "The Thing" and shit with whoeverthefuck, I can't remember?? Remember the part where they tie peeps down to test who is infected w/ the Thing virus and one guy's fking blood jumped out of the petri dish screeching all crazy??!! That's what Paris' shit would do.
I fking shudder.
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cappy: LOL @ "Her poor eye. It didn't mean to be born'd w/ her "
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 9:35am.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/30/paris-hilton-cocaine-arrested-las-vegas-cy...
NOT MY PANTS
THE BLACK GUY DID IT
LOOK AT MY FIERCE WONK IN THIS PIC!
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LMAO "FIERCE WONK"!!
her stupidity is on "fierce wonk" nonstop. Her poor eye. It didn't mean to be born'd w/ her lol.
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Did the do a blood test, because if you are found in posession of an illegal substance, I think it's the law to TEST you to see if you are under the influence of it.
And the whole, a friend probably put it in there. Is bullshit.
Someone find me the picture of her and Nicole at that party a few years ago with their faces in a huge pile of cocaine...
The fact she didn't have to post bail is enough to make me go atomic.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/30/paris-hilton-cocaine-arrested-las-vegas-cy...
NOT MY PANTS
THE BLACK GUY DID IT
LOOK AT MY FIERCE WONK IN THIS PIC!
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A.cotw Ricky is a male, genitalialy, at least...
;P
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I saw on tv that they discovered a new kind of smallest frog in the world and I told Mowgli, Paris is going to HAVE to have one of those.
koko: Paris Hilton Onassis?
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waited and waited for ricky lake's commentary and it's not hateful enough.
oh,well her prose is still inspired. yo,ricky,paris wants to give disgusting duggar and all of her daughters,including that botched abortion they claim is a preemie,a whore makeover.
Look kiddies, Wonks' nose sorta looks like a dick. Dicknose Wonks!
With all her parent's cash you would think she would fix that wonk. She must be high all the time to hook up with that pervert looking guy.
Her boyfriend looks like he could suck the gay off of the sign for Mickey's in West Hollywood, if you know what I mean.
Looks like this vapid, hollow, self-absorbed heirass has found herself a new drug buddy. Cy look goddmamn creepy!
Ahh, good times...Suri, this is your future...
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Yeah, I feel sorry for her. But it's not like she doesn't have the money to go through some serious rehab and psychiatric therapy.
Ha!! I swear I must have met Denis Leary in some bathroom somewhere...cocaine conversations...and we thought we were so smart!! Lines on a toilet seat!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvZxoQqAhs
She is toxic to her friends, public places, boyfriends, animals, box office films, music, public restrooms and yet she ALWAYS walks away from major scandals unscathed. I hope they throw the book at her this time (I know, I know it won't happen) and I hope this Cy dude turns on her and somehow gets a major investigation going on about her and her many 8 balls of coke...I can dream . I DO have a feeling that in a few years she will settle for some rich, fat, foreign billionare for a husband and she will surround herself with gays who are paid to worship her because she will have no friends, having alienated all of them.
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Submitted by Big L on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 3:34pm.
E! News said Steve Wynn canned this dude from his nightclub position....
Ha! I figured that was coming. Didn't Wynn ban Wonky from some club in NY? Wonky will dump him now very shortly.
E! News said Steve Wynn canned this dude from his nightclub position....
That bitch has taken more dirty dick than all the guys in the Castro District since its inception. I remember when they busted open her abandoned storage unit after some dude bought it at an auction and he made a blog just to document all the shit that was stowed in it such as very graphic journals of her 'adventures', legal and illegal drugs, medical receipts for abortions and various surgical enhancements and stds. My favorite was the Hello Kitty and Judith Leiber 'kits' of junkie paraphernalia. If she and Nicky did not do as much cocaine as they do they would be as porcine as their mother.
@The Mad Catter: Your story totally reminded me of that South Park episode where she tries to adopt Butters...this girl, I tell ya.
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It pains me how smug she looks in all these mug shots because there's not doubt in her mind she'll get off. People like her disgust me and make me hate 'celebrities'.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 11:57am.
The hair and makeup prove that she wanted to get caught. She'll do ten days, if any, max.
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Ten days!? You nuts - that girl ain't doing any days. It was almost as big as Diana and Charles getting married (seriously, I was so young - my impressions are so dim - when that happened that when I saw Paris - it reminded me of it) when she was put away and got out the first time. That's the kind of Herculian effort it takes to put this girl behind bars. For a little coke in Vegas? I doubt it.
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Oh and I'm SURE that when she gets booked,processed, or when she went to jail the last time she smiles demurely and says NO when the booking officer asks the "do you have any STD's question".
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"...The New York Times has said before that Paris Hilton is abusive and neglectful of the puppies she already has, and even blind items point directly at her when they mention that she leaves dogs in closets and travels, leaving the housekeepers to find and clean up the mess (whether the dogs make it out alive or not, it's got to be messy).
Page Six recently reported she was at it again, but someone had the balls to say no to her:
The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"...."
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I'm kind of jumping in the conversation but here's a link to both the original blind about dead dogs and a sort of reveal... http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/blind+items/defa...
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How come the Cops don't grab her by the scalp, drag her straight up by the weave and make her stand FACE FRONT to the camera? What's with the "Come Hither" smug cunt face?
Once again, different rules for rich bitches.
Sigh, I forgot about KinkajouGate. Those were the days, the shining days of my youth when nothing mattered, and nothing, not even Paris Hilton illegally appropriating a kinkajou could ruin my preternaturally stunning and sunny bright outlook on life.
Still...I prefer to believe the chihuahua in closet story is not true, if only because I can.
coca pallor....she'll shrug it off
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
ricki, that BI is definitely Paris. It was practically spelled out for us.
she deserves to be starved in a closet, IMO. Let her die a horribly, painful death. Poor puppies.
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Ricki, I've gotta lean toward thinking the BI was at least somewhat true. Face it, the ho buys animals as accessories - the kinkajou, which was purchased illegally and dumped right after it bit her, the "mini-pig", the countless dogs and cats and God knows what else. That's what really gets me about this bitch. The pig she bought a year ago is probably the size of a fucking blue ribbon hog now if it's still alive, I seriously doubt it's a beloved pet now that it's past the piglet stage. I wouldn't be shocked if the kinkajou was put down after the "attack" on its moronic owner. She buys these animals on impulse and tosses them off to wherever once she's bored of them. She operates on the level of a three year old with unlimited money and that's fine until innocent animals are brought into the picture. That much is obvious, no one knows for sure about the Closet of Death but I don't think it's that big of a stretch. I couldn't imagine treating my animals that way.
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parkerj, that IS her nosejob. She's had at least 2.
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ricki, you disappoint. Let's try this again. Just pretend she shoved your beloved chihuahua into her doomed closet of death for innocent, defenseless animals. Now go!!"
Ok now, animal abuse is definitely something by which I cannot abide, for Paris or anyone else. However I am choosing to ignore that in lieu of the fact that it was A) a blind item, not necessarily (but sounding like) her that B) might not even be true in the first place. Whether or not she is a horrible pig of a human being or a glittering beacon of hope hinges on the truth of that incident.
She should really get a nosejob as she makes a living off of posing for pics.
And this Cy Waits character scares me ala American Psycho, and yes I agree with the posters here who are saying they feel sorry for her.
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ricki, you disappoint. Let's try this again. Just pretend she shoved your beloved chihuahua into her doomed closet of death for innocent, defenseless animals. Now go!!
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Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 8:31am.
It is FUN!!! They're up till Kensal this time. I just love seeing how a bunch of strangers can talk to each other and hug all the time, regardless of age and race and all that. I wished every day life was this happy :)
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It can be. I have a small group of friends that I'm truly close with, but I had a large group of people in my reality and that's how it was. Here's the secret: Superficial relationships. When people are just acquaintances, but you don't REALLY know them, you can do that. But when people become a fixed part of your life, or become deeply involved in your life, it's different. THEN you see the shitty side of people, and everyone has a shitty side. Well, not all shitty sides can get along. It's unrealistic. THAT'S why the people you are seeing are like that. They are all in good moods because they're celebrating, and then they walk away. They don't know each other's flaws and unacceptable differences.
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I never in a million years thought I would say this, but I actually feel sorry for her after watching those videos. "
So do I. I get the feeling that she's a huge drug addict and the dudes she gets involved w. are involved w her b/c she's rich, b/c she has name recognition (I banged Paris Hilton!!), and b/c she's so fucked up most of the time that she doesn't even know what's going on....thus them pulling her shirt down, pulling her skirt up, etc. and her barely protesting. She's not protesting b/c she's so HIGH. When she was in the tub...she just looked really uncomfortable & annoyed, but like she couldn't say anything about his intrusiveness...idk, it was pissing me off. Joe Francis sounds like the biggest piece of shit in the world. "Who's your daddy?"? Really? Who says that seriously!?
I also don't think she's all that conceited. I mean, she's obviously had a nose job, which means she doesn't think all that much about her looks. She's preening and whatnot, but I think it's b/c she's actually reallllly insecure and self-conscious. My sister, for example, is a cute girl, but she refuses to leave the house w.out make-up or be photographed w.out it b/c she has low self-esteem re: her looks. She owns more clothes than GOD & spends hours getting ready to go somewhere...yet doesn't really think she's cute.
Idk. I just get that vibe from Paris, too. Esp since...well, she's not really all that cute. The bad nose job doesn't help!
And I blame her parents and her upbringing for a lot of that. Girl's never had a real job in her life....so she ends up being rather vapid. She has too much free time, so to liven things up, she does drugs. It's sad to me.
I think she looks good in her mugshot *hides*
Truth is, she isn't an ugly girl (wonk eye and all...) She's just such a vapid, amoral bitch that it's hard to find any redeeming qualities.
I kind-of pity her. Watching those videos and seeing random dudes fondle her, she obviously has NO sense of self-respect or worth. Whoever said she's a hooker might be onto something.
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Submitted by thestatenotthedoctor on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:27pm.
Anyone else notice the remarkable resemblance to Scott Peterson?
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Yep, instantly. He also strikes me as having a micropeen, which lies tucked away under a husky, shaven pubic mound.
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Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 8:31am.
It is FUN!!! They're up till Kensal this time. I just love seeing how a bunch of strangers can talk to each other and hug all the time, regardless of age and race and all that. I wished every day life was this happy :)
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Say what you will about this hot ho, she takes one fucking mean booking photo. I am beginning to like her again on the strength of this shot alone. The insouciant, 'casual' 2-hour hairstyle that only a socialite princess would wear, the subtle smirk saying 'Bitches, eat it,' and the unmistakable blank look behind her eyes that can only mean she is fucked up. Paris is above the law, and I'm ok with that. They already threw this ravishing maiden in the clink once - she has served her time for all eternity. I don't even care if she plows into a group of kindergarteners...in a school classroom, driving a Barbie monster truck because she busy too busy Tweeting, taking pictures of her boobs and drinking her 'homemade' Jungle Juice Slurpee at 9am on a Tuesday morning. Paris is exonerated for all of her sins, as long as she continues to document every moment of her life with paparazzi attention. She is a new kind of legend, the dawning of a dazzling new era in which vapid hedonism and the rampant disregard for everyone around one's self are the height of living. I hope she runs a busload of nuns off the PCH while jamming to Snoop, and when they haul her in for her 'punishment' photo-op I hope to God she's smoking an opium pipe, wearing a blood diamond tiara and sitting on an orphan footstool in it. All hail Princess Paris Whitney, who will hopefully have a long and sordid public history with her haggy hanger-on lesser-than younger sister, the dreaded 'handbag designer' and unfortunately-named Nicholai. Like Joan Fontaine and Olivia de Havilland, with Icky Nicky being innocent upstart Joan and Paris being the favored bitch-on-wheels heir apparent. Except Nicky will never manage to beat or upstage Paris a la Joan. Eat whore cancer and die, Nicky. I hope your body is buried in 50 of your execrable handbags, if you know what I mean.
PS P's man is so thugly hot. Men like this are so much better in bed than men who are obsessed with their appearance. God I can see her snorting cocaine with him in a Cheetah-print mini-dress and Barbie heels in some shitty Vegas hotel like Hard Rock. She is my idol.
The hair and makeup prove that she wanted to get caught. She'll do ten days, if any, max.
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Submitted by ibnsmother on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 11:16am.
Was it a commonplace occurrence for random dudes to grab your vagina and film it? Were you a total free-for-all who allowed random dipshits to reach up your shirt and grab your titties? Did you strip on command for any douche who asked you to?
No, the worst i did was maybe throw-up in someones car..hahahha