RiRi's Infinityhead vs. A Curling Iron
SPOILER ALERT: The curling iron won! RiRi is still dying her hair with packets found in the bottom of a Happy Meal and recently added longer locks made from Ronald McDonald's pit follicles. Before performing Syracuse, NY last night, RiRi tried to curl her thirsty tomato mop (smells like over-microwaved Ragu), but the prism to Mars on her head got in the way! RiRi Twatted a picture of her injuries with a little joke:
New hair....new curling iron BURN......damn 5head always in the way
RiRi needs to stop being modest and embrace that she's hung on the head. If she had a measly 5head, she would not be the main wet dream girl of every size queen with a forehead fetish. Not today. Not ever.
Here's RiRi running around on stage last night looking like Ronald McDonald's cracked out second cousin who fucks for McFlurries under the golden arches.
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Her hair looks overprocessed and dry as straw. Homegirl should shave it all off and let it all grow out again, then wear it natural for some time if she wants any chance at having a normal head of hair in five years' time.
LOL! Omg, geniusly hilarious worded post. Loved it!
take it from a black girl this is a weave. don't know why she can't buy a better quality weave, she has enough $$$
It's all about "having connections" with someone already involved with the music industry(AKA sucking cock) or crazy fucking parents to make you a big star!!!!
Even the relatively talented mainstream pop stars are fucking delusional if they believe their talent has anything to do with it. I'm not mentioning any names here...
Sometimes I think it would have been better if music videos were still an obscure idea, because without an outlet to "market" their otherwise tired and talentless asses, no-one would be buying their albums.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
The superstar status is handed out like gas station freebies these days. Perry, Gaga and this overrated attention-seeker too. In the old days mildly talented broads like these would have had a hard time making it, but their omnipresence and overexposure in the new media worked as an accelerator for their fame.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
You know, she and Lady Caca both at this rate probably have enough yeast down there for an entire bakery with those costumes they insist on wearing.
I'm just saying...the tight spandex and leather taint-bearing leotards, on a regular basis probably will give them an infection one of those days, if it hasn't already.
Hope they have a lot of Yoplait and cranberry juice waiting backstage.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
the ronald mcdonald description cracked me up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5nsW0QbONI
I've seen that colour on more than one over 70 year old woman, and they've all worn it better... and overall, she does look a little silly.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 9:32pm.
Oh RiRi...enough is enough. Just stop now.
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Fk, D.I.T.T.O! Im scrolling down posts and saw this fking main pic and was like 'oh hell no', i got to post and see that you took the words right right outta lol.
Must she damn share that stupid main pic?? For real?!? Wtf compelled her to share that shit? *shakes head*
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"Fk the Force, Hor!"
Oh RiRi...enough is enough. Just stop now.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
A fantasy wig would look 100% better and wouldn't damage her hair so much. Seriously, it's about to fall out in clumps.
Every time I hear the Eminem song she is in I think to myself that they should have chosen a better singer. I first thought of Xtina cuz she and Em had a feud back in the day and it would be cool if they played the couple instead of Megan and Dominick.
I could never really get into her 100%. I liked her I thought she was beautiful (she still is) and she had good style. Then, shortly after Chris beat her, her style started to get ridiculous. She started to get overrated to me when she did a song w/ T.I. and esp. when she did that song w/ Jay Z and Kanye.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:00pm.
I've been saying that for years. But sadly, the public will still eat up her "music" like valium. I wish more talented artist would come out so we don't have to hear about this no talent train wreck again.
Her hair needs a good hot oil treatment too.
This hair she ends up with is 100% not worth any burn of any size. Or anything else really.
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"looking like Ronald McDonald's cracked out second cousin who fucks for McFlurries under the golden arches."
*fall out*
Classic!
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
Submitted by sushi: "She had a really small window of time when she was gorgeous. I never would've thought she'd have gone from being really beautiful to a caricature."
As usual, I agree with you. Her eyes are gorgeous, and I usually think she has a pretty face. But this shit is ridiculous. She went past that certain point.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 4:11pm.
She had a really small window of time when she was gorgeous. I never would've thought she'd have gone from being really beautiful to a caricature.
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It's a shame really, being a little edgy worked for her, but now it's an obvious overkill.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
My $35 wig last Halloween looks better than that. Dry ass piece. She be ugly...and that 'costume' is on its last leg, dirty! Oh RiRi, it must be hard playing Halloween 365.
Can't put my finger on it, but she has always annoyed me for some unknown reason.
Maybe it's the music. it's not good. It's also a case of her attitude seeming rather off putting and arrogant.
I am sure her twatter joke was just another ploy to fish for compliments coming from her delusional fans.
Ella , Ella.......Grace Jones Rip off, and poorly done too.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
She had a really small window of time when she was gorgeous. I never would've thought she'd have gone from being really beautiful to a caricature.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 3:49pm.
I don't know where that term originated, but I saw it first here on DListed. ;)
Snarkley, thank you! I knew it had to do with her big forehead but now I truly see the laughs in it!! :)
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Sure that isn't CARROT TOP on stage?
Submitted by amazingchange on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 1:59pm.
ooooookkkkkkk. Everybody look at ricki lake's long-ass, crazy rant. look at yourselves. back to his/her rant. back to yourselves.
chill the fuck out!
seriously-Ricki lake-get some fuckin help. what you wrote cannot even begin to be seen as a joke or funny. what's wrong with you?
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I don't think he's serious. He's being creative and having some fun! Chill out! I love Ricki's rants!
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:23pm.
...weepy "I'm still deaf" Marlee Matlin
LMAO.
the only good thing about the pictures is that they don't come with sound.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:33pm.
Your Avie is hilarious!!
ok... why are people fighting over rihanna?! you guys are just losin' your time... ricki i know you really hate riri i hate her too but... are you seriously gonna fight over her??just say what you want and don't care about what others may say is your opinion! not theirs...
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 3:03pm.
What exactly is a 5head??
Bigger than a fore (4) head. Get it?
*builds altar to Ricki Lake*
*prostrates herself in worship*
"Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:42pm.
I'm a God
Please God, take my glaucoma away...
You are healed, my child. *scribbles medical marijuana rx*
*ducks out of the way of amazingchange's ass as it's flung across the DL room by ricki lake back at her/him/it* ...
OnT: got nothing, RiRi's is just a heaping hot bowl of whocares.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:42pm.
I'm a God
Please God, take my glaucoma away...and also what is your address, so I can send you my pension each month.
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What exactly is a 5head??
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okay, hallmark needs a new line of cards and Ricki should write them. Fuck you cards, instead of thank you cards. I want to send one to the district manager of my former job.
It's true, amazingchange. Continue blathering about nothing. I'm the only one listening, trust, and only because you're so fucking pathetic I pity you.
yes Ricki-just because i decided to be polite to you, i was 'shitting myself'
Ok, 'God' if my opinion of you were so inconsequential, why did you post a reply in the first place, you silly cunt?
type away, rant away, whatever you need 'God':)
Cool. I don't give a fuck what you think. I was posting my acidic hate on here while you were still shitting yourself, so keep your little fucking 'opinions' to yourself next time asshole. I'm a God, I've never heard of you, and something tells me nobody else here has either, so please move on to Perez fucking Hilton like it sounds where you belong, you pansy-assed goody two-shoes nothing-to-say grandma fucking bitch. 'Boo hoo, people have feewings.' I hope your entire family is raped and torn apart in front of you while you desperately try not to swallow the random bloody bits of tissue of your children they try to forcefeed your ugly pathetic ass. Go play hopscotch and leave us the fuck alone, Heidi. I wish you had been aborted. Kewlz.
ricki lake sounds like Drunken Stepfather!lol
thanks chef princess!!
had to emphasize the WONK!
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
god damn Ricki-a personal letter! i swoon!
thanks very much-but i still do think you are fucked in the brains with all dat vitriol! but-if it keeps u offa d streets-then poisen pen away mate:)
I don't think i said u discriminate (biased against the Rhianna)-just your venom caught me off guard....
I don't like Riri with long hair.
That hair looks ridiculous without the red nose and big floppy shoes.
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Oh amazingchange. That's so cute you think I discriminate. Nay, most of posts are interchangeable, and I'd have just as likely said this about babyhag Bristol Palin, weepy "I'm still deaf" Marlee Matlin or that pile of rotten dog vomit Jennifer Garner as I would about Rihanna, who really scores fairly low on my hate scale. (A mere 5 of 10, with points off for being a bland fucking dump too hard to care about and the relative lack of personality or persona to hate on. The kind of cunt I hope dies, I'm just not really invested as much in the 'how' or 'when,' as long it's painful, depraved, and preferably televised. Once you get into the low 3's I don't even care if it's agonizing or humiliating, only that the eventuality of elimination is certain. Sadly, only 1's are spared my Scale of Death, and as you might guess they are few and far between. But it is fun for me when they are occasionally posted here so that I can type something that isn't a carefully-composed manifesto of my undying enmity and a death warrant for these hos.
I would like to hear Ricki Lake complain about a bad fuck session next!
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
I do not like her.