Tuesday, August 31st 2010

Birthday Sluts


Julie Brown (52)
Jeff Hardy (33)
Sara Ramirez (35)
Chris Tucker (38)
Deborah Gibson (40)
Queen Rania of Jordan (40)
Gina Schock (53)
Marcia Clark (57)
Richard Gere (61)
Van Morrison (65)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:19am.

Gosh, Julie Brown is 52! I love her. She was so funny.

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Submitted by clarketron on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:18pm.

That's Parasite's theme song. Love Julie Brown!

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 2:07pm.

Gina Schock is 53!?!? DAMN.

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:04pm.

HBD Chris Tucker and Van Morrison :)

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:03pm.

HB Chris Tucker and Van Morrison.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:44am.

Happy Birthday Van. One of my favorite CDs of all time is "Irish Heartbeat," his collaboration with The Chieftains. Simply divine.

and Happy New Job, Mother Superior!

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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

Submitted by mbar on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:42am.

That video made me really happy.

Submitted by taliaann on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:08am.

HB, Sara & Van!

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:05am.

Happy BDay to:
Chris Tucker - and you know this, man!
Debbie Gibson - your youth aint that electric last look!
Jeff Hardy - is ONLY 33? for realz? right!
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:43am.

Happy Birthday Van! "Cleaning Windows" is an all time fav!

I skipped out of Debbie Gibson concert during a school DECA trip back in 1990, and talked my way into a strip club with some underage classmates. Of course my ass got in a load of trouble, because the little fuckers couldn't keep their mouths shut, but it did become legendary within my High School.

Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:37am.

Happy Birthday Julie Brown,Hot Slut For All Eternity.
(Instead of this month's Miss August,LOL!)
HB to Van Morrison,Richard Gere,Chris Tucker,and Queen Rania of Jordan,who makes Mr. W. drool.

My goal is to become a pediatrician because I love dogs.

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Submitted by Romy on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:24am.

HB Julie Brown! Earth Girls Are Easy is one of the funniest movies ever!

Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:07am.

This Julie Brown is the real thing. Her sense of humor and the wry wit in her songs always make me smile. Bless her blond headbone!

Submitted by antibitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:00am.

Happy B-day Van Morrison!! Brown-eyed Girl still one of the best songs evah!

Submitted by elorel on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:54am.

Everything about that video reinforced the idea that Katy Perry is a hack.

Man, that was funny.

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Submitted by darlingjulie on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:46am.

Happy Birthday Julie Brown!!

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Submitted by scig on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:42am.

HB-Julie Brown...love ya...

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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:39am.

Happy Birthday sluts!
Good luck, MS!

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:35am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:33am.
Katy Perry = Julie Brown with half the IQ.
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Divided by eleventy.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:33am.

Katy Perry = Julie Brown with half the IQ.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by qjersey on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:32am.

Just Say Julie!!!!

I like 'em Big and Stupid!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:31am.

OMG, I LOVE YOU MK!

I Sing this song all the time...cause well, I'm blonde and NO one ever knows what I am talking about.

This seriously made my day!

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:26am.

I loved Julie Brown's spoof of Madonna "Medusa: Dare to be Truthful" with Medusa performing in front of an erupting volcano and screaming "Hello Phil - Plihili - Phillillli - Pa-hillipines!" Her parody of it was better than the French/Saunders one, which was also quite funny (MadonnaJennifer :"What are you eating?" MadonnaDawn: "Chocolate soup." MadonnaJennifer: "You're going to be compromising something quite serious if you eat that.")

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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:08am.

Yay! Mothersuperior! Good luck!

"Hail NO!" MK as god

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:07am.

HB to Julie Brown and Debbie (whoops, Deborah) Gibson!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:07am.

Is that Jim Carey in the last part of the video? Jesus, he was an asshole even back then.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:07am.

Leave the gerbils alone, Richard.
HB to Chris Tucker, one funny son of a bitch.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:00am.

I have a few favourites from Van Morrison, but if I had to listen to him for any length of time I'd probably shoot myself in the head.

That said, I did dance with an ex to "Brown Eyed Girl" (all along the waterfall) under an actual waterfall.

Then we went home and had tea. :)

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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 6:59am.

Everybody run! The Homecoming Queen's got a gun~~~

*memories* :)

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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 6:53am.

Happy B-day Julie Brown (and "Downtown" Julie Brown, too!)

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 6:51am.

HB Van Morrison!!!

My last day today at work! Starting new job tomorrow.....WOOOOT!!!!!! :D :D :D

http://yesteryearsthoughts.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 6:49am.

Happy birthday Van, you miserable sod.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?