And The Best Dressed Goes To.....
If you've ever wanted to know what the pastel tears of a gay unicorn looks like, you can go through my trash can to find my used Kleenexes from my nightly "WHY ME?" cry on the bathroom floor. Or you can just get a good look at Betty White's dress which she is wearing to the Emmys (or the Bettys as they should be called) tonight.
All those journalists who were going to stay up until dawn tonight trying to figure out who was the hottest bitch at the Emmys tonight can send Betty White a thank you basket, because she has made their job easier. If Betty is not at the top of every best dressed list tomorrow, then it's confirmed that Satan walks amongst us. I mean, how can Betty not be at the top? Not only does she have the spirit of Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia dancing in pastel across her dress, but she also looks like the grandma of the gay groom at a Palm Springs wedding circa 1983. Also, it's not a party until you're wearing a pearl necklace and Betty is showing us that. This is a candy-coated fucking win!
And here's some other hot pieces from tonight including: Jon Hamm with his wife Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris Colfer, James Lipton (and his gorgeous wife who gets best dressed runner-up), Jane Lynch, Kathy Griffin with Mama Maggie, LAFAYETTE!!!! and Tina Fey.
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Why is "failed actor" James Lipton even there ?
Hate that douche, like poison .. what a pompous ass.
@ Sandbitch
Yes Sandy...it is a really good show and I love it for it's nastalgic appeal but I can't believe there is such a lack of anything better.
Seriously, I tried getting into it, but MAd MEn is just not that good. I even hate Don Draper a little. True blood or Dexter should have won. This season is GOOD. Heck, even Weeds is better than Mad Men. And one of my personal favourites Psych should get more love. I've have such a crush on lead actor James Roday. It has the best black and white comedy duo since Scrubs.
Did I mention I love PSYCH???
Your avie is AWESOME! Best one yet.
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Jon does NOT wear a rug. Have you ever seen Mad Men? His hair is thin, flat and has ton of gel in it . Not a rug. Plus when it has no gel in it, it's totally wild looking. Looks like he styled it differently if only to get away from looking totally like his Don Draper character. Little too poofy on the top .
Love Betty's dress, it reminds me of my memaw and a bowl of sweet rainbow sherbert. Mama Maggie looks better then her daughter in this picture. Team Old Broads for the win!
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It's posts like these that make dlisted my favorite site. Thank you, Michael K, THANK YOU.
I don't like the Emmy's. I watch most TV just by what's on when I'm bored. Criminal Minds is really good, though. That show deserves more awards.
I like Jane Lynch. I dislike Glee, but I think she herself is funny. She's really pretty and elegant, I think. More famous people should take notes from her on HOW TO AGE GRACEFULLY.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Aww, Betty looks so pretty! I love her so much. The Golden Girls is still one of my all time favourite shows.
Betty the Mood Ring!
Awesome.
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Lafayette is looking dapper in his bowler hat! He should've won best actress! Seriously though, True Blood needs more Emmies.
Betty W could wear a shower curtain and I would still want her. She is hot hot hot...Wowsa.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 11:07pm.
Yes Sandy...it is a really good show and I love it for it's nastalgic appeal but I can't believe there is such a lack of anything better.
It was good to see another side of Jon Hamm in the opening segment...pretty awesome award show IMO.
I'm kinda pissed that Thomas Gibson didn't even got nominated for Criminal Minds. And they even showed a clip from episode 100 of the show. Such a good ep.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 9:39pm.
I like Mad Men (don't love it) but COME ON with winning best series 3 years in a row and a billion other awards.
I agree it's a good show but...
---I haven't watched it yet, but I've heard bitches carrying on that it's good...
I take that you think it's meh?
See, I trust the critique of my fellow dlisted sluts.
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Betty White's dress may be from Yolanda Lorente, a company I worked for here in Chicago (until I quit when her son took over). It's all hand-painted silk and Yolanda's clothes appeared on Golden Girls/Designing Women many times.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 9:39pm.
I like Mad Men (don't love it) but COME ON with winning best series 3 years in a row and a billion other awards.
I agree it's a good show but...
Big improvement, Jane! Jon & Jennifer are almost too good looking. Love you always, Betty!
Really wish I could have a human as a pet because I would totally claim Chris Colfer.
My unrelated thoughts on the Emmy pics:
Rock on Betty White, you can come dressed like that to my gay wedding any day!
I always think that one day James will show up at one of these award shows with a rented dude in one hand and a cup of Lipton tea on the other. Don't ask me why, it's just one of those things with no good explanation.
Is Kathy Griffin's mom sporting a camel toe? You go, ho!
Tina Fey's gown looks like ants are making weird patterns while climbing up her dress.
And finally, Jon is being impossibly HAMMsome, once again. Is there something in the air in the Midwest that makes for so many panty drenchers? He grew up in St. Louis, you know. Then there is Don Johnson from Kansas and I think Brad Pitt is from somewhere there too. Fuck this shit, oppression for the gays in there or not, I am moving to the Midwest. If they kill me there at least I will be dead under a hot fucker.
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 7:36pm.
I'm only watching for the Glee aspect, due to time differences grr, but Lea is getting crazy obnoxious as well as contrived.
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You like Glee too? I don't really get the hate for the show, but I get that a musical-style show isn't everyone's cup of tea. I've been in choirs since grade school (even 2 different choirs in high school) so I loved the show immediately.
Not watching the show live btw. I'll wait 'til later.
No love for Friday Night Lights...as usual :(
Congrats to Jim Parsons, Edie Falco, and Jane Lynch for their wins!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
It's kinda refreshing to see BW in a dress at all; her pantsuit style was becoming old (pun unintended).
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How was half of the cast of The Hills there ?? I mean Lo, Stephanie Pratt ?
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Mad Men fully deserved it's 3 for 3 drama win, nothing else touches it for sheer quality in every department.
Glee can suck it (and I'm really glad Modern Family beat it to the Comedy award) as it's so uneven and overrated.
Was Lost shut out completely? It fumbled right at the end of what should've been an epic last season. The episode 'Across the sea' killed the show dead.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 9:40pm.
Caprica, I'm pretty sure I spied Tina Fey giving a very unimpressed slow-clap to George Clooney getting some big humanitarian award...but not much else.
I was hoping for a period stain on Kim Kardashian's white dress.
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Damn, I'da loved to see Tina Fey slow clap anyone! LOL re: Klardashian; you mean to tell me no one threw a water bottle at her head from three aisle over or anything?!? No one utilizes these events for putting on THE real show damn.
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I try to hate George Clooney, but I love him...
Caprica, I'm pretty sure I spied Tina Fey giving a very unimpressed slow-clap to George Clooney getting some big humanitarian award...but not much else.
I was hoping for a period stain on Kim Kardashian's white dress.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 8:56pm.
Thank you!
she is so very wonderful and awesome, she has no peer.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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I like Mad Men (don't love it) but COME ON with winning best series 3 years in a row and a billion other awards. Well I guess there aren't more than a few good shows out there, the field is pretty narrow but mix it up a little.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
So outta the loop; didn't even see shit about the Emmys; been on the damn road all weekend. Did anyone fall? Side-eyes given?? Anyone wore the same shit?? How about exes running into each other??? MK didn't report any misbehaving, boo. COME ONNNN! something juicy must'v happened!
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MK DONCHA KNOW BETTY W HAS JUMPED the shark?
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OOOOhhhhhh every time I see Claire Danes I think husband stealer and pretensious, quasi intellectual snob. I liked her as angela on my so called life in 1995. And that was probably the only and last time.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She should tart it up...she looks like a fucking grandma. She's still spry and has a huge rack. I'm thinking something tight, low-cut, and leather.
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Having seen betty firsthand in the mary tyler moore show and golden girls, I have seen too much and want to see no more. Overexposo!
Koko, ditto. Plus isn't she like almost 40? That babyish schtick needed to be retired a long time ago. The in memoriams are giving me the sads :(
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Jewel's voice annoys me so much...but i can't really hate on her because she lives on her ranch somewhere with her rodeo boyfriend and I never have to hear about her.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Mmmmmm, rainbow sherbet *drools*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I'll get shit for this but this isn't the best Grandma dress I've seen. A designer couldn't hook her up?
Betty is the shit, of all shits, that is all, you jellis homos.
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Kyra Sedgewick's dress was beautiful, but the hair...THE HAIR. Honestly.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Are those real or is Ricky Gervais giving a down low tribute to True Blood with those fang teefs?!
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 7:01pm.
Lea Michelle cannot go away soon enough. Bitch is so damn annoying.
OhmyGod, cosign....bitch needs to eat a burger and check her ego. No one will know who she is once the show is over.
*sigh* I'm at work, ya'll. Sads.
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Christ! I thought I was the only one. Now I know what it sounds like when doves cry! *dashes off to hide tears of joy*
"this shit tonight is actually funny!"
I know, right? I cracked up when Jimmy Fallon fake punched Julianna Marguiles. Her super cute smile right at the very end of the bit made it even funnier.
"Kyra Sedgewick's dress was beautiful, but the hair...THE HAIR. Honestly."
Seriously. Her hair looks like her stylist just gave up half way through, sprayed some water on it, fluffed it and told her she was done. She honestly looks like what my naturally curly hair looks like if it dried after I've straightened and then got blasted by an unexpected downpour.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Nope, John and Jennifer are not married. Just very long time partners. I met her and she is so gorgeous...those eyes! and is super sweet and sociable.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 8:19pm.
Whoa. I've never seen Kyra Sedgwick's show, but she looks like a junkie who's been given a Pretty Woman makeover.
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LOL! Did you see the snarky comment Tina made about holding Kyra's emmy.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
LOVE WANDA!!!!!!! Fuck tony.
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I love Betty White. She's so cute :)
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Did I just see Askars in the audience?!
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Whoa. I've never seen Kyra Sedgwick's show, but she looks like a junkie who's been given a Pretty Woman makeover.
Tina picked the right dress and Betty looks age appropriate. Rock on hot sluts!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Kind of surprised they didn't cut to any of the LOST cast during the tribute. They seem like a grouchy bunch of bitches and it would have been funny to watch them sit there straight faced.
Team LO is a cunt ass bitch.
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January Jones looks HAWT. Christina looks good...for her.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"