Monday, August 30th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dr. Temple Grandin, doctor of animal science, professor, author, inventor of the hug machine, autism activist, expert western wearer and the leading lady at last night's Emmys!

The Lost's Smoke Monster didn't add one new statute to the trophy shelf in his cave last night and the only magically golden thing that Conan O'Brien touched was his own hair, but not all was lost (pun definitely not intended) because Temple Grandin WON EVERYTHING! The HBO movie based on her life story brought 7 awards to their corner including one each for Best TV Movie, Best Actress (Claire Danes), Best Supporting Actor (David Strathairn) and Best Supporting Actress (Julia Ormond). And during almost every victory for the Temple Grandin movie, Temple herself pulled her ass out of her chair to throw air hugs and cheers at the winner. Temple was whoopin' that shit up!

I'm hoping that those 7 trophies will be melted down and made into a golden thread that will be used to weave a fancy new neck kerchief for Temple to wear.

Here's a few pictures of Temple last night with her equally hot mom Eustacia, Mary Hart and Claire Danes.

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We learned about her in class. I wish more slaughterhouses would nut up and have her through their facilities, aforementioned alma mater included.

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I've had the distinct pleasure of meeting Temple twice, and yes, she truly is an inspiration to parents of children on the Autistic Spectrum. Her book THINKING IN PICTURES gives those of us without a clue about how an Autistic persons mind works a really clear understanding of their unique take on the world. I just picked up a copy of the TEMPLE DVD today and can't wait to see why it's garnered so many awards last night. As the Mom of 2 teenage boys with Aspergers Syndrome I feel ANY positive feed-back from the Hollywood community that relates to Autism is only going to help educate the folks out there who are ignorant about Autism, as I once was myself. On a side note, Claire Dane's husband Hugh Dancy played an Aspie in a great movie called ADAM that is now out on DVD as well. I remember when I read that she was cast to play Temple it seemed odd to me that they'd both be acting in similar roles, especially since depictions of Autistic individuals are quite rare in Film. And I thought nobody could ever top Dustin Hoffman's RAIN MAN?

Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 5:38pm.

the first time I heard of Temple was when I read an article in Discover magazine where they talked about how she created a more humane slaughter house. So happy for her, she absolutely deserves this and more

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She has AUTISM you idiots! People with autism are characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior. How stupid are you people?

the first time I heard of Temple was when I read an article in Discover magazine where they talked about how she created a more humane slaughter house. So happy for her, she absolutely deserves this and more!

Thanks wopogo!

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Submitted by antibitch on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 3:49pm.
I don't know who she is. What's the name of the documentary?

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"The Woman Who Thinks Like A Cow" is the name of the documentary about her life.

I don't know who she is. What's the name of the documentary?

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Everyone should watch her documentary before they make a single comment about her. This woman not only has accomplished herself as respected in her field, overcame her disability, but she did so in an era that was unforgiving--- thanks in part to her supportive parents and her own tenacity.

Definitely wouldn't mind seeing her as a HSOTM!

She is hot slut forever!!!!!!!!!!

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ITA with this post. You hit the nail on the head. She is an inspiration irregardless of her looks or clothing choices. She has perservered and conquered.

My daughter has Asperger's. Temple is an inspiration to me and gives me hope that my daughter will someday be as exemplary as Temple Grandin.

GO TEMPLE!

****Submitted by Sassyfras on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 9:07am.
Dr. Temple Grandin is an inspiration and awsome person all around. To achieve what she has in life with the huge obstacle of Austism in the way, is mind-blowing. Of course she isn't going to show up in a beaded, sequined gown. Anyone familiar with her story knows she has sensory issues with clothing. So happy she got her moment.***

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@snowpiece - it's a shoe-in, fersure.

Then we can call Tila: Bisexual or just "retarded" LOL!

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LOL angel, is this a spin off from "Gay or Just Blind"??!?! ahahahah

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@snowy:
Submitted by BitchHouse on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:54am.

is she a lesbian or just "autistic"

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Her work on how to kill livestock in a humane way was brilliant.

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Chicklet on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:07am.
I agree, Hot Slut of the Milennium. And Claire Danes definitely deserved to win - she was brilliant.
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agreed. what a great movie

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Submitted by toni on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 1:17pm.
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How happy is K.D. Lang about now? Her dream dyke appears.

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Submitted by Chicklet on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:08am.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:14am.
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Well I guess part of that is because many of them suffer from tactile defensiveness and cannot tolerate body contacts from others.

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What's with the 2 yellow fang things and no teefs next to them?

Heard her interviewed by Terry Gross on "Fresh Air," on NPR. Great interview, but the woman needs some new teefs!

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I thought Curt Russell had gained some weight and lost his dentures.

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I've been waiting for this to come out on dvd since I first heard about it months ago. Not everyone has HBO unfortunately....

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It was also her birfday last night as well!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

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I remember her "Thinking in Pictures" book to try to explain how animals think. I didn't know they made a movie about her. I might put up with Claire Danes and watch it.

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is she a lesbian or just "autistic"

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Hoity, the Wikipedia link has a quote from Dr. Grandin: "the part of other people that has emotional relationships is not part of me." Which is normal for a lot of autistic folks.

I say: go Temple! Another vote for Hot Slut of the Millennium!

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She dresses the way she does and looks the way she does because she had to fit in with the men who worked in the cattle feedlots and slaughterhouses. It has become her "style" now.

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HoityToity: No, she is not. She is asexual, has no interest in relationships. She didn't even used to be able to touch another human or have them touch her. She is autistic and doesn't feel like regular people.

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I agree, Hot Slut of the Milennium. And Claire Danes definitely deserved to win - she was brilliant.

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Pardon my hell bent ways, but is she a muff diver? You know, a clam digger? Or as Ellen used to say, a "lebanese"?

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 9:54am.
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 7:49am.

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I always pronounced it "exper-tees". I think a lot of people do. Good to know we're all just stupid.

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carefreea, i agree! HSOTM!

Didn't see the movie so idk if Claire Danes deserved the win or not, but to me, she'll always be Angela Chase, which was her peak IMO.

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YESSSSSS! I didn't know this won. I read her book years ago and think she's fantastic. Just saw the movie a few days ago. What an accomplishment she is.

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Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 7:49am.
Claire Danes is looking much older, she's giving me a Joan Allen vibe in these pics.

I noticed that in her Latisse ad (the one in which she mispronounces expertise).

It's exper-teez, Claire, not exper-tees. It doesn't rhyme with Latisse.

As for Temple Grandin, she's too good for The Emmies or Dlisted Hot Slut of the Day.

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Dang, MK, that's Western wear wearer! I'm disappointed in you.

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The second I saw her, I knew she was an instant Hot Slut of the Day. Perfect.

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Submitted by sugar free on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 8:25am.

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I have to admit that I had never heard of her either, for shame but after reading a bit about her, surely she's a hot slut of the millennium?

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huge fan of Temple Grandin for all the work she's done with/for animals and autism. bravo totally.

chana's picture

Temple Grandin is an amazing person. She really giving parents with autistic kids tons of hope. And that is one damn purty cowgirl shirt, yee haw!

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Dr. Temple Grandin is an inspiration and awsome person all around. To achieve what she has in life with the huge obstacle of Austism in the way, is mind-blowing. Of course she isn't going to show up in a beaded, sequined gown. Anyone familiar with her story knows she has sensory issues with clothing. So happy she got her moment.

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I believe she has a Phd, not a medical doctor.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 8:38am....
Now Dr. Temple Grandin is a true inspiration. And she is a doctor to boot. I highly doubt any of the Kardasians could survive an hour in medicial school.

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She's proof that people on the spectrum can lead productive lives. My son is an Aspie, and he's so smart, it's scary.

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Ulvy please don't bring up her breath with dem teefs! LOL ;P

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She's definitely a breath of fresh air in the Hollywood vortex of insufferability and self-congratulatory bullshit. This is someone who has chosen to think about something more than herself.

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Claire Danes "stole" Billy Crudup from Mary Louise Parker. Or another way of saying that is Billy Crudup LEFT MLP for Claire Danes. It's not like she chloroformed the dude, shoved him in a trunk, and said "YOU'RE MINE NOW". Who gives a shit about Mary Louise Parker's feelings anyway? She's a pious cunt whose career relies on her heavily airbrushed stoner mom image. She actually got a career boost for getting dumped.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 8:41am.

Yeah, Claire Danes stole pregnant Mary Louise Parker's man.

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It's funny I was laying in bed and turned on the tv at this very moment and saw this mess just as it was on and thought that was the person with autism they made the movie about. My younger brother who is in his 50's was recently officially diagnosed with Aspergers's, which is in the autism spectrum, after years of the family wondering what the fuck was wrong with him.

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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 8:32am

Didn't Claire steal some other girls man and then dumped him a couple of years later to marry someone else?

I know I'm missing a few pieces of this puzzle but I'm not a big Claire Danes fan.

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hugs and kisses to all you dMoms with kids with autism. xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo

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