The Worried Side-Eye Of Impending Doom
If that isn't a "Damn, is he checking out my possible replacement?" look, then I don't know what is. Backstage at the Emmys last night, Elisabetta Canalis threw the same side-eye Sarah Larson probably gave right before George Clooney's assistant dropped a pink slip and an empty cardboard box into her lap. The photo bomber in the back feels the tension.
That side-eye is the final snooze in the "Your Time With George Clooney Is Ending" alarm. That is Elisabetta's cue to gather up all the juicy shit she has on George (examples: strap-ons covered with his ass dust, the framed photo of Brad Pitt he keeps on his vanity, etc...) to use against him when he tries to evict her from his life without a cut of his Facts of Life royalties!
Oh, my finger tips are covered in bitterness as usual. This isn't going to happen to Elisabetta. I mean, it's obvious that they're happier than a wet pussy (see last thumbnail)! Well, at least he looks happy.
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Don't know why any woman would want to date George Clooney when they know they will eventually get the heave-ho. Enjoy it while it lasts girly!!
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LOL Sarah Larson was dumped via text message, according to her.
She looks like Famke Janssen to me.
kitten 666 next photo I would like to see of her is her suit cases dumped off at the airport and Clooney driveing off with 4 strippers ! Did you hear she was texting people while he was getting his award ? George is a nice guy and dose not deserve to be treated like that ! She is awful ! Disrespectful and rude . She must be an embarasment to Italy . For George to let info like her texting during his speach get out means he plans on giveing her the heave hoe . I hope he dose it in public with the paps around . She deserves to be humilliated . George get another play mate !
cannot believe that in the past i actually liked him!
her, amber rose, sarah queefson, and miley cyrus' ex boyfriends should gather and ask vh-1 for a reailty show revolving around their ''life's after''
Initially, I thought that was a fabulously botoxed Teri Hatcher!
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 7:27pm.
My favorite thing about Elisabetta is that her arm tattoo originally began as an Eminem tattoo. Doesn't get any classier than that.
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Yeah, that is pretty special. Too bad it still doesn't make her a keeper! ;p
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Umm, what are you guys talking about?
This is SO not a real photo. This is SO not her and George Clooney. They are in fact their doppelgangers that are paid by the tabloids to pose as frigidly and miserably together as humanly possible, because everyone's so jealous of their happiness.
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Arm-band tattoos always look so trashy. I wanna get a tat but it will be HIDDEN.
She looks like the lovechild between Teri Hatcher and Hilary Swank.
And I don't think the guy is gay. I'd love to know what that is based on? I think, as others stated, that he's been married and doesn't want to be married again.
He gets to trade in the bitches after a few year for a new one.
I really think George is a man-whore who tried marriage once and found it didn't work for him. He can get any piece of ass he wants on the planet (male or female) - and at least he isn't trying to fake serious intentions or being a family man. Charlie Sheen REALLY needs to talk to George, at least Clooney isn't marrying and divorcing whores left and right - and worse, having babies and leaving them to be raised by nannies or unstable bitches.
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I don't know...on one hand, with Hollywood divorce rates at about 100 per cent, I can understand why Clooney doesn't want to get married. On the other hand I think he's a grand old fag that's looking for butt sex but can't let anyone know.
I've said it before and I'll say it again-- he is not credible as hetero to anyone who has been around the block even once.
For Christ's sake Clooney needs to come out of the closet already.
she looks a little manly in the face like Sandra Bullock & we all know how that ended up!
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She looks terribly ordinary.
I don't like this one. I'll take the COCKtail waitress anytime.
The original rat pack really were rats; a bunch of sexist, racist mobsters. The mythology is invented, predictable, and unfortunate.
Who is this fugly ho, and why should I care?
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George is whispering "you get me that tall drink of water with his top buttons undone, and that Bentley is yours babe."
Clooney is creepy (and closeted).
She has never seen, let alone touched his penis.
She looka like a man.
Also, what is that look Emily Deschanel is giving? Someone is really boring the hell out of her OR she thinks George's beard is a bitch. I'll go with the latter because I'm gossipy.
My favorite thing about Elisabetta is that her arm tattoo originally began as an Eminem tattoo. Doesn't get any classier than that.
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Not to mention Clooney is the type of dude that wants to do the breaking up. Straight or gay, beard or real, HE lets her know when the "relationship" is over. Fuck that shit! I would break up with him and then tell the media it was due to boredom. For real. He needs someone to do this.
Heh.
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For real! Cannabis is tryna retain this dude in THAT dress and with that fuckass played out uncommon arm tat. He is surely over the honeymoon and now she will be all suspicious of him, unsmiley, demanding a ring/baby. Initially, I thought these two were charmed w/ each other, but upon closer inspection of the last pic, shit is played out and forced. Boo. Next!
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Well, if he were to date a decent woman, he would have to work at being good enough and prove that he has something to offer, something substantial.
Nathan Fillion needs new shoes.
Clooney and Brad Pitt have officially passed through the "heartthrob" stage and now into the "weezing geezer" stage. No more hawt at all.
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Ugh, that festering prison tattoo around her arm is not only so white trash, Pamela Anderson wanna be, '90's but it's proof she's a total beard. I mean, only a fudgie would be convinced that this low rent skank would give him some straight cred...
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Wasn't there a recent blind item about an actor who has a paid "girlfriend" so he can dick around (pun intended) with this boyfriends while hiding behind their "relationship"???
I've always thought that was them. He's probably whispering to her the guy he's going to go home with instead of her....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
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Submitted by karmaskull on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 5:44pm.
Easy...they aren't intellectually challenged by these women. These women serve no other purpose than to prop up their egos, be arm candy & fuckholes.
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Submitted by karmaskull on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 5:44pm.
Easy...they aren't intellectually challenged by these women. These women serve no other purpose than to prop up their egos, be arm candy & fuckholes. Did you ever notice men who date within women in the same age group for years & years eventually end up with a lower quality woman? The rich guy at 35 dated the 25 year old runway model ends up at 55 dating the 25 year old IHOP waitress with two chirrun. But damn, he's got a 25 year old who thinks he's great! He doesn't even have to try!
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THIS. We've got a 50-something bagillionaire in my town who dates this girl who is in her mid-twenties. She is trashy but hot-ish with big fake boobs, and was working in a tanning salon until he got her a job in sales at one of his companies. He flies her all over the world and pays her rent and dotes on her and takes her to all these business events/fundraisers and she is just the TRASHIEST, most EMBARRASSING thing. She left oldy for a while to fuck this gigantic 20-something personal trainer at my gym, and this dumb old guy still took her back.
His ex-wife, who I sort of know, is in her young forties, is an assistant state's attorney, is quite pretty and classy and well-respected, but he seems convinced that he traded up.
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Nathan Fillion....swoooon.
Elisbetta is most likely on her way out because of that mouthy, arrogant interview she did, along with that scandal she's been connected to. Georgie Boy doesn't like it when his beards become the focus of attention for scandalous things that go beyond the fact that he's dating them. She overstepped and she's getting ready to be escorted off the Clooney Train to Fame.
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"'I've always felt like I should like Clooney, but I don't. Something about him annoys me and I can't figure out what it is exactly.
FWIW, I think she's a paid beard."
I think it's the fact that he's so ambitious, but has no idea how to fulfill that ambition in any substantial way. He gives off airs of being 'above' Hollywood and 'in' with diplomacy and more than just an ornamental symbol used to get publicity for the causes of the UN.
Men like him will happily marry a socialite who will get them 'in', but treat the wife like dirt while cavorting with showgirls and other tarts. He keeps acting as if he should be with 'better,' but really, is he worth anything to any decent woman? He reminds me of an ex, who was always hounding me about how I behaved in public, but in reality I was the one who was the catch. I didn't realize it at the time but I did later and dumped him.
Clooney is a catch to skeevy women, but a bad prospect to any decent woman who is serious about a relationship and actually HAS a life outside of just tarting around with an actor. He's stuck with tarty women because he has ruined himself and outside of Hollywood, is a nobody. In the Hollywood set, he's I suppose a catch, but his acting means nothing in the real world and the world of diplomacy he is so eager to join.
BY the way, would someone explain to me WHY all these celebs are so desperate to go into diplomacy?
I'm with you all who said this woman is a beard and only because she looks like a man.
Clooney is my number one go to answer to all the blind items about some older, prominent closeted actor leasing a beard.
Have her legal problems clear up yet?
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Easy...they aren't intellectually challenged by these women. These women serve no other purpose than to prop up their egos, be arm candy & fuckholes. Did you ever notice men who date within women in the same age group for years & years eventually end up with a lower quality woman? The rich guy at 35 dated the 25 year old runway model ends up at 55 dating the 25 year old IHOP waitress with two chirrun. But damn, he's got a 25 year old who thinks he's great! He doesn't even have to try!
And George Clooney is handsome, but I just can't put my finger on it...he seems a little...weird. Like he just might be one of those people who saves his toenail clippings in Ziploc baggies.. And all the cute in the world isn't gonna stop my ass from being completely freaked by that dude.
Submitted by grommet on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 5:17pm.
Can someone explain why seemingly intelligent men date women like her?
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I've always felt like I should like Clooney, but I don't. Something about him annoys me and I can't figure out what it is exactly.
FWIW, I think she's a paid beard.
she'll be replaced in a few months. and shes fug anyway
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The title over this pic is sooo true. Bitch knows her time is up.
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They all look happy and are enjoying a big yuck yuck except her. What a sour puss. She does look rather manly.
She looks like a dude....George Clooney is soooo boooring...why are people so fascinated by him? Really, i want to know....
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They both just look really drunk and
bored to me....he's trying to make her smile?
This is how I look at parties with a bunch of skanks and pompous bitches.
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"I hate the smugness on his face and I think he only does huminitarian work for his own ego..."hey, george clooney here...International Superstar, model dater, perennial bachelor, and a fun guy". He'll always be the dude from Facts of Life and Booker from Roseanne to me"
I bet you he's trying to network his way into the world of diplomacy. Pity he and Jolie never got together, the snark would be endless.
Can someone explain why seemingly intelligent men date women like her?
And please don't tell me there aren't any attractive women of some substance.
I really don't get it.
Ooh, I get such a serious skank vibe from this one. Cute, but a real fucking skanker. And she always looks uncomfortable, like she KNOWS she's a ho fo' sho'.
But to echo another poster...damn, she would be a hot man!!
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I bet he's shitty in bed tho. I get the lousy lay vibe.
Bitch always looks unhappy. She's living the high life, and she is always scowling because Clooney likes to be the life of the party and her arm band tattoo makes her sad.
She should look forward to the day he cuts her loose - if she's been good she gets a mill or two to tide her over until her next tv/modeling gig comes through, in Italy, of course.
I'm ready for a happier beard.
PS - Her dress - sooo not glam. I'd give her points for being interesting even if she'd worn Rita's chandelier mess.
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