Tuesday, August 31st 2010

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Out Lines Of Denial In Vanity Fair

Lindsay Lohan is LITERALLY (in the Chupa way) falling apart! Like her nose cartilage is falling out of her nostril, pieces of her liver ride down the stream of piss coming out of her p-hole and she has to keep her skin on with orange glue. But she managed to piece herself together to give an interview to Vanity Fair just a week before she checked into jail.

LiLo's VF interview really doesn't drop anything new into your head. It's the usual Lohan-tini: 3 parts 100 proof denial, 2 parts carbonated blame, a squeeze of lies and a tiny dash of reason over cubes of delusional. Stir with the giant stick clogging up White Oprah's brain, garnish with an F U nail and serve it with a smug look on your face.

Seriously, White Oprah should just build a LiLo robot that spits out all the same shit: "I'm not a Dilaudidhead, my dad is cancer in a mesh shirt, my mother is the most beautiful image of reason, blah blah blah". That way LiLo doesn't have to bother with rolling off the floor every afternoon to blurt out the same shit. Which leads me to some quotes:

On how she's not a junked up junkie who used to start her day with a delicious breakfast brew of Jack & coke (not that kind of coke): “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine."

On how Michael Lohan's mesh shirt still gives her nightmares: “I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them. I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”

On her ex-father being in court room when Judge Marsha dick slapped her: "The worst part of it is you turn around and you see your dad crying and normally you’d be, like, happy that your father’s there. But then he has to go and do an interview right after.”

On how she should've been nominated for an Oscar for Just My Luck: “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes."

On how snorting anything with at least 2 chemicals in it is considered "dabbling": “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

On how she's hung around the wrong crowd (insert White Oprah with a guilty look on her face here) in the past: “So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”

On moving to Hollywood by herself: “It was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have [structure] anymore—I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.”

On the tabloids being her CNN for a while: “Really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

On how we will hopefully get a sequel to Life-Size: “I want my career back. I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway.”

About that last quote.... LiLo was pulled over by a cop this past weekend after she ran a stop sign while speeding to the Chateau Marmont. Now I'm going to play White Oprah's advocate and say that LiLo just had a terrifying flashback of Michael Lohan in a mesh shirt which caused her to miss the stop sign. Bitch was so shaken up that she had to calm herself with a cup of herbal tea at the Chateau Marmont. See, we can all play White Oprah's Game of Enabling ®!

And here's another picture from Vanity Fair taken on the S.S. Delusion:

Quotes via People & HuffPo

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Sayonara's picture

Lindsay stated that she was doing certain things that people do 10 times more of when they were in college. **B.S.!!!** I wasn't kidnapping folks or wearing other people pants with coke in them during my college years. Lindasy is deluded!

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On Topic: Slap a bandana and a goatee on that, and you've got Bret Michaels. BAM!

And everything Squiggles said. AT LEAST Britney Spears wasn't blaming everyone for her missteps or acting like a drama queen, and I'm pretty damned sure she wasn't content with her life at that moment either.

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:11pm.

WTF is your deal? Are you her publicist or something?

Megan Fox doesn't need to do drugs to make an ass out of herself, it comes naturally, and I don't doubt that she herself loves her the Columbian Booger Sugar anyway.

If the general consensus on this twat bothers you that badly or you're so adamantly defensive about ANYONE here having an unfavorable opinion on her, then maybe this is the wrong site for you. She's the rule, not the exception.

I don't mind a lot of famous people here that catch a lot of flack, and sometimes I do think that some of them don't deserve the criticism they are dealt, but I'm not bringing the same person up in virtually every comment section as if I'm getting paid to suck ass, and at least I realize that people won't stop piling on someone just because *I* don't mind them. Get over yourself, FFS.

I don't mean to derail this thread, but you with your Megan Fox shit is getting old. Eventually, you're going to hate her too.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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That cover picture is awful. Her eyes look nice but everything else looks weird. She's like the color of sand all over. At least the second picture is nice. But what are these "great movies" she's talking about? The best thing she ever did was "Mean Girls" and that's not exactly a great movie. It's just ok and only somewhat amusing.

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Methinks the junkie protests too much; over and over again. If she can lie in print once she can do it a thousand times. Vanity Fair has been crap for many years and clearly I am not interested in who interests them ($$$$).

Meeshie's picture

God how nice it was when this freckled snatch was in rehab. We didn't have to hear about her every damn night. I wish she and her busted face would disappear forever and take her stank pussied mom and sister with her.

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Submitted by VenusFlytrap on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 2:26pm.
People love to tear down a fuck up but they also love to support the underdog... so if Lilo got her shit together enough to get a decent agent and PR, she could end up back on top. Whether she deserves to be there is another question...

I agree with you that the general public loves to see a good comeback. We seem to only like it though when the person shows some humility or remorse for their past actions. I don't remember what RDJ was saying around the time of his arrest/rehab/etc. I do remember that he wasn't blaming his friends or claiming he was set up. His mother wasn't talking to media outlets saying, "...and Robert called me and said 'But mommy, I'm sick, why's the big bad studio head mad at me?'" like White Oprah. I vaguely remember when he started working again, and he was a little more humble. The general feeling from the public being, "well, he served his time, let's give him a chance." Drew knew no studio would take a chance on her so she started doing indie films to prove herself. Lindsay's not there yet because she's going to have to show a little humility, work hard and start at the bottom again.

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Well, Vanity Fair, you have officially scraped the bottom of the barrel by featuring someone who is famous for being a drunk, a dimwit and a drug-addled mess and has been in nothing but horrible, insubstantial movies. And *WHY* do they keep trying to make her look sexy (like the laying down pose pic). Lindsay Lohan is not sexy in the slightest and never will be even after being Photoshopped to the hilt!

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by Bucky on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:39am.

Oh, please. Megan Fox shouldn't even be discussed on DListed, as far as I'm concerned.
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Why do they even bother to interview this moron?

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Vanity Fair is the National Enquirer of Palm Springs. I used to actually subscribe to this dirty piece of buttwipe. They have sunk so low as to have the olfactory disaster on their cover. This is more an US cover story than Vanity Fair. I'll never pick up an issue of this septic shite again. & I am unanimous in saying that.

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Submitted by Bucky on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:39am.

Oh, please. Megan Fox shouldn't even be discussed on DListed, as far as I'm concerned. Career notwithstanding, unless she's doing drugs (Quote from Maxim circa June 2007: "I don't like drugs. I know about five people who aren't on drugs, and I'm one of them), cat fighting with some girl, acts like one of those "Pretty Wild" c-words (bleargh!), or bags a hairstyle similar to those mohawk-wearing dumbasses on VH1, I wouldn't throw her under the bus.

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O I missed that! I WILL bail you out! Abso-fucking-lutely! Any of you!:)

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@VenusFlyTrap:

I agree. She could come back. That's what makes me mad. She hasn't earned it in anyway except for being a big enuff loozer to stay in the papers. I think it's a shame for all the good, hard-working talent out there that they get ignored just cuz she got a chance as a kid and keeps the spotlight focused on her at all costs. SHE did that - she got this ball rolling during Pap times. Basically, she's stealing candy from babies.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:01am.
Strawberry snortcake has gone too motherfucking far this time. Britney Spears is as common as dirt,but she has some sort of psychological disorder.That's it-if Lohan isn't dead by the end of October,I will hunt her down after Troy Week. I'll kick her ass and won't grease my foot first. Angel-I,will you bail me out of jail if the police arrest me?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:35pm.
Lindsay's problem is solely her father.
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Are you fucking serious? This has GOT to be White O herself. No one's sole "problem" is one of their parents! You can blame your parents so much for the fuckery in your life THEN you become and adult and its your own damn fault. Seriously that is the biggest load of shit I have ever read in my life. She's scared of her dad that's why she does drugs and steals cars and kidnaps people and shit? NO sorry WRONG if we were to play blame the parent Id say mommy better step up to the plate and take the blame for making baby girl be such a narcissistic little self entitled piece of shit! Even in this interview you can see she has ZERO remorse for anything she has done or will do in the future because just like you said her daddy fucked her up!

If I had only known I could use that excuse I would have given up a long ass time ago and blamed my herion addicted mommy who use to leave my sister and me for month long stints at a time for every bad thing I had happen or did in my life. SHIT totally missed that gravy train.....maybe it isnt to late.....fucking trying to be a decent human being its the era of the shitbag!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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TO JOHNNYSGIRL:
Do you mean Lohan's gonna end up like Naomi Campbell . . . BALD??? OMG! I can't picture Lohan bald or with that short, butch Marine haircut. YIKES!

Man, when she sold her soul to the devil, she got in deep. I'll bet she wishes she could take that back now . . .

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@angel_i - I agree there are much more charming and talented young actresses out there, many of them don't get a fraction of the attention that she does and you're right, her talent ain't shit compared to some of the girls on Broadway - but
I'm not saying she's the greatest, most charismatic thing to ever hit Hollywood and deserves to make a big comeback and bask in acclaim, even if I do think she has the necessary star quality... she was a promising young actress, not a revelation to the industry.

(Is that enough to prove I'm not White Oprah? Seriously, that's one of the meanest things anyone's ever said to me!)

Since the start of her career she's made some REALLY shitty decisions in every aspect of her life (aided and abetted by her shithead parents... but that's another story now and she's a grown woman who needs to take responsibility). But my point is a comeback is possible for her, given the huge media interest in her and how fickle both the public and entertainment industry can be. People love to tear down a fuck up but they also love to support the underdog... so if Lilo got her shit together enough to get a decent agent and PR, she could end up back on top. Whether she deserves to be there is another question...

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I'm digging the freckles.

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Submitted by Apres Ski on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:37pm.

The only real thing in her life is her short blond hair! WOW!

1. She's a natural redhead, not blond.
2. She finally removed her expensive extensions so we can now see her real hair & how long it really is.
3. This is one of her better looks without the fake hair.
4. Who knew her hair was so short from the near-waist length is was a few years back.
5. When did she cut it? Guess she was unhappy or wanted her long hair back & put in those extensions. No wonder she couldn't take them out in jail. They were attached at the root.
6. She doesn't look bad with short hair.
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It ain't cut short honey - it's pinned up.

Blohan will NEVER get rid of her extensions. She prob can't grow real hair anymore anyway.

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"I'm A damn good actress!" This is what fucking annoyed me about lilo before she went to rehab for the first time. In an interview she was talking about not getting as much respect/good roles like Scarlet Johansson just because she goes clubbing. I just can't stand it when actors whine about not getting any awards/better movie roles. That's one reason I'm not looking forward to seeing her make a comeback of any kind in acting. I don't wanna hear it! And I did think she had talent and a lot of promise to get better but she threw it all away.

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The only real thing in her life is her short blond hair! WOW!

1. She's a natural redhead, not blond.
2. She finally removed her expensive extensions so we can now see her real hair & how long it really is.
3. This is one of her better looks without the fake hair.
4. Who knew her hair was so short from the near-waist length is was a few years back.
5. When did she cut it? Guess she was unhappy or wanted her long hair back & put in those extensions. No wonder she couldn't take them out in jail. They were attached at the root.
6. She doesn't look bad with short hair.
7. The pictures aren't half bad.
8. Hope she grows up & fires her manager-her mom, & gets new reps cause next time she screws up . . . Big Bertha's gonna make her her bitch!
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Submitted by VenusFlytrap on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:31pm.

Might not be a popular opinion here at DListed, but I do believe Lilo showed some talent early in her career (Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Bobby) and she did have star quality - which is arguably a subjective judgement, but to me she had that indefinable 'something' that makes a star and that has sustained the public interest in her to this day.
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Yeah - it's called getting up in your face and staying there. I'd like to see her be half as quiet as Anna Paquin (or half as ugly) and still get the same acclaim.

While I'll give you that the girl had some charm and talent, that too comes a dime a dozen in this day and age. There are many other girls you've just never seen. Some of them do Broadway cuz that requires more skill and they prefer the challenge.

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In regards to Machete coming out. The previews for the movie make no mention of Blohan, nor is she in any of the clips.

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I love this "It's not who I am" bullshit. Lindsay dear, you know how we can tell who you are? By your actions. Just saying "That's not who I am" doesn't magically make you someone else.

I wish she would literally fall apart so I could kick her face as her head rolls by.

And good one, Vanity Fair, running this "I so sowwy, I kin change" article with another slutty pic of Blohan arching her back like an alley cat slore with her floppy flapjacks flapping about. WTF!!

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I respectfully disagree, she could make a comeback because even though Blohan has fucked up spectacularly (and is in total denial of it), there is still a great deal of interest in her, she still has A List name recognition despite the D List (at best) mess she's made of her career and she's constantly in the tabloids and on mag covers.

Sure she gets a lot of negative attention and right now she is far more hated than loved, but as the old saying goes, "In showbiz there's no such thing as bad publicity" and all the hype about her shenanigans serves to keep her relevant, however deplorable that might be.

IF (and that's a big IF) she manages to get her act together before her fame (or infamy) dries up completely, with some savvy PR and a part in a half-decent movie, a comeback could be possible - depends how bad she wants it, and if she wants it more than the drugs and mayhem, and if she works hard enough to merit being given yet another chance.

Might not be a popular opinion here at DListed, but I do believe Lilo showed some talent early in her career (Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Bobby) and she did have star quality - which is arguably a subjective judgement, but to me she had that indefinable 'something' that makes a star and that has sustained the public interest in her to this day.

Just a shame it's warped into a horrible deluded arrogance and landed her in her current predicament... however, the point I'm making with this long ramble (sorry guys, I'm new here, forgive me!) is that for better or worse, people still care and as long as they do, the opportunity for a comeback is always there as long as she doesn't OD.

OK, I'm ready for you to all hate me and call me a Liloonie in 3... 2... 1...
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"Might not be a popular opinion here at DListed, but I do believe Lilo showed some talent early in her career (Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Bobby"

the best part is where you wrote "Lilo showed some talent early in her career (Parent Trap, Mean Girls,"

sorry to inform you but homegirl was a kid playing a kid not much of a stretch there. Sorry, but Blohan is no Robert Downey Jr. in the acting department. Personally, I believe this is all her way to get publicity especially with that movie Machete coming out this month. Just more of her fame whoring ways, the drugs/booze are a staple in this girl's life. Nothing will change behind the scene. The rehab, the trouble are just more ways to keep her relevant in the rags. The bad girl image spun for our reading delight. That is her persona and it will stay that way until we forget about her then she will probably turn born again.

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She may be making a comeback and studios may take the risk but I know I will never ever pay to see any movie she's in.

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I refuse to comment, read, or engage in any conversation about this stupid girl ever again!

Yeah, I know... broken hearts everywhere. What the fuck ever....
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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:35pm.

"Lindsay's problem is solely her father"
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I don't normally bitch out a fellow DListers but...are you on GLUE? Her Sole problem???? Her Dad hasn't been in her life for years and she still manages to do a shit pot of drugs and deny everything without his help thank you very much.
WOW!!

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Lindsay's problem is solely her father. He now needs to step away and never say one word about her to the public and maybe in a few years she can learn to forgive him. She's in fear of him and she needs to get over that too. Once she can see he can't really harm her and be in the same room with him she will have conquered her demon.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:34am.

Even if she cleans up I doubt big studios will take any risk with her, because she was never a big money maker to begin with...so I see no Drew Barrymore or Robert Downy Jr. come back for this coke whore.

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I respectfully disagree, she could make a comeback because even though Blohan has fucked up spectacularly (and is in total denial of it), there is still a great deal of interest in her, she still has A List name recognition despite the D List (at best) mess she's made of her career and she's constantly in the tabloids and on mag covers.

Sure she gets a lot of negative attention and right now she is far more hated than loved, but as the old saying goes, "In showbiz there's no such thing as bad publicity" and all the hype about her shenanigans serves to keep her relevant, however deplorable that might be.

IF (and that's a big IF) she manages to get her act together before her fame (or infamy) dries up completely, with some savvy PR and a part in a half-decent movie, a comeback could be possible - depends how bad she wants it, and if she wants it more than the drugs and mayhem, and if she works hard enough to merit being given yet another chance.

Might not be a popular opinion here at DListed, but I do believe Lilo showed some talent early in her career (Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Bobby) and she did have star quality - which is arguably a subjective judgement, but to me she had that indefinable 'something' that makes a star and that has sustained the public interest in her to this day.

Just a shame it's warped into a horrible deluded arrogance and landed her in her current predicament... however, the point I'm making with this long ramble (sorry guys, I'm new here, forgive me!) is that for better or worse, people still care and as long as they do, the opportunity for a comeback is always there as long as she doesn't OD.

OK, I'm ready for you to all hate me and call me a Liloonie in 3... 2... 1...

Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:01am.
Strawberry snortcake has gone too motherfucking far this time. Britney Spears is as common as dirt,but she has some sort of psychological disorder.That's it-if Lohan isn't dead by the end of October,I will hunt her down after Troy Week. I'll kick her ass and won't grease my foot first. Angel-I,will you bail me out of jail if the police arrest me?

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I have a friend who works at the Santa Monica DMV he said he took her pic and said SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. White trash dirty coke whore. :)

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until she actually takes responsibility for ONE thing she has done, all I hear is blahblahblahblah.

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It's going to take Blohan killing someone before she get's smacked in the face with the real world and her problems.

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Aside from being a self endulged twat, her constant blame of others for all her problems is further proof of her being an addict.

So when was Lilo ever the "it" girl? More like "shit" girl by her actions. She does shit, she steals shit, she snorts shit, has shit parents and makes shit movies. Was Vanity Fair too cheap to use the cover ink to print the extra "s" and "h" so desperately needed on this Hey-Look-At-Me-Now-I'm-Grace-Kelly" skankorama photoshopped foolishness? Give us a fucking break.

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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:16am.

What great movie has she been in that earned her respect as a actress? Mean Girls was a funny movie

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According to box office mojo, her total career grosses combined are a little over $400 million which is not big money these days for any Hollywood business standards. Most of this money comes from Freaky Friday (her biggest movie to date) which is essentially a Jamie Lee Curtis vehicle anyway. And in Mean Girls Rachel McAdams stole her show...so none of the movies that Lindsey carried alone have really been hits or money makers or critically acclaimed movies for that matter...and since she is uninsurable her best days are way behind her now...all she has to look forward to career-wise is a couple of low budget B-movies or soft core porn flicks...her delusion knows no boundaries. Even if she cleans up I doubt big studios will take any risk with her, because she was never a big money maker to begin with...so I see no Drew Barrymore or Robert Downy Jr. come back for this coke whore.

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She is so full of shit! but then again, so is Vanity Fair...lawd, that mag is unreadable.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
if you read carefully through her interview, she blames EVERYONE and everything but HERSELF for her problems. apparently she is not accountable for anything she does in her life!! she is a dumb bitch with a bad case of denial. and excuse me, when was she ever making great movies?
LETS RECAP< SHALL WE?

"my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”

’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me.

A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”

I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things …

ok so its everyone elses fault that your a shitty actress with a drug problem??

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with all the media obsession,the dysfunctional family and her fucked up attitude and way of thinking,this person does not stand a chance

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How many more damn interviews and magazine covers is this loser going to get just for being a drug addict? Is this how to get rich nowadays? What the hell is happening in this country???

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Lindsay and Paris were fooling around, and she followed Paris like an insane puppy dog. Britney is dumb as a stick, not a good role model darlin.

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For your kindness I'm in debt to you
And I never could have come this far without you
So for everything you've done, you know I'm bound...I'm bound to thank you for it

LiLo just keeps the lies flowing. She needs to have a chat with Burt Reynolds. He owned up to his shortcomings. LiLo needs to follow suit.

I believe she'll overdose soon enough. She simply is not strong enough to have the discipline to stay clean and sober. Her career is over. She'll end up like River Phoenix or Dana Plato soon enough.

angel_i's picture

On how she's hung around the wrong crowd (insert White Oprah with a guilty look on her face here) in the past: “So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”
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Can't believe I'm reading this but Wake up, LOOZER! Paris and Britney BOTH gave you the time you were BEGGING them for and not becuz there was anything you could give to them. And those are only the famous people. I'm sure LOTS of people were in there doing for YOU and getting nothing back all the time. Shut up, hosebag.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Um, isn't like Britney four years older than her... she really shouldn't have been this bitch's role model.
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madam s.'s picture

Well, the sort of Titanic theme of the photos is pretty funny at least. Bitch is going DOWN says Vanity Fair.

zomay's picture

Someone shut this clueless person up..

azgirl's picture

What great movie has she been in that earned her respect as a actress? Mean Girls was a funny movie but it didn't really take Oscar worthy acting skills. Was Herbie Fully Loaded a high point in her acting career? But I do feel sorry for her in the parent's department. They are the worst.

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And what a fucking bitch for bringing Britney into it. And now she's made me say that. Fucking cow.

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