Jennifer Grey Is Going To Take This!
Whenever the new cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens is announced, I always call my mom up to see how many names set off a DING DING DING in her head. If she knows at least 5 names, that means the cast is filled with starry A-listers (this has never happened). Unfortunately, I didn't get to do this last night since I was too busy healing my ear drums with lukewarm oil after watching Godzilla vs. Cloverfield on Bravo.
My guess is that my mother isn't going to recognize 5 names this season either. She probably thinks Bristol Palin is a type of Christmas sausage. Here's the cast:
The Situation: A muscled up guido monkey who will lift up his shirt for you if you give him a treat. Unfortunately, he hasn't learned how to clash cymbals together yet.
Bristol Palin: A teenager from Alaska who gave birth to a baby.
The Hoff: Germany's greatest friend, a cheeseburger's greatest foe.
Florence Henderson: The woman who almost collected Greg Brady's V-card.
Margaret Cho: An expert fuck word hurler who loves to talk about dirty, nasty, sexy shit.
Michael Bolton: The man who sang the songs your mother loves to swish and sway to while holding a plastic cup full of Chateau Diane. Oh, and he used to have a flowing golden mullet that is now the star attraction at the hair museum in Turkey.
Jennifer Grey: Patrick Swayze's forever baby who is allergic to corners.
Rick Fox: Former member of the Lakers and former Mr. Vanessa Williams.
Kyle Massey: He's on the Disney channel or some shit.
Ceiling Eyes: Star of The Hills who has seen more of space than Galileo.
Kurt Warner: A retired NFL quarterback.
Brandy: Monica's arch rival who is not going to like it when the judges make a joke about how her performance was a total car wreck.
The only good that can come of this is if Jennifer Grey pushes Mop Head out of the way and leaps towards the Dollar Tree disco ball trophy. Another good thing that can come of this is if The Situation finds true love with Bristol Palin and proposes to her during the finale while 5 cameras focus on Sarah Palin's face in the audience.
via E! Online
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No one puts baby in a corner.....
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If they retitle the show "Dancing with who the fuck knows?" then there might be some truth in advertising. This is cast from entertainment hell!
Submitted by joanne on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 6:42pm.
Back in the seventies when a teen had a baby they called her ho, now they call you a star.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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Jennifer Grey's old nose for the win!!
Uh shouldn't there be some actual stars on Dancing With The Stars. WTF Bristol Palin and The Situation???????? They are even worse than Kunt Grosslein and I didn't think that was possible. I never watch this shit but I hope Kurt Warner or Jennifer Grey win. And I gope Bristol is the first to bite the dust.
Back in the seventies when a teen had a baby they called her ho, now they call you a star.
umm where are the 'stars'?!
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Maggie Cho looks like one of the cast of the Joy Luck Club. No, not one of the daughters. Say, is she still married to this performance artist what's-it? Y'know, to bolster her bisexual credentials. Heaven forbid we think she's lesbo.
Kurt Warner will be dancin' for Jesus! Yea! How can he lose?
Who the fuck is Kyle Massey? All of these people are beyond D-List but he isn't even on a list. Whatev's I still like Jennifer Grey and will vote for her.
Won't be watching. Why are they trying to pass off Bristol Palin and the shituation as stars?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:18pm.
Hey TITS!!!
WTF happend to our summer today??
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:05pm.
Marge Cho is about as funny as a miscarriage on mother's day.
As someone who has been forced to live a barren, childless existence following two ectopics, 5 failed in vitro attempts and countless miscarriages, I gotta say that's pretty fucking funny.
I am so using that in future.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Aw shit i love margaret cho! I hope her parents are in the audience! hehehee
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Didn't know Margaret Cho was going to be on. Now I may watch cause I personally thinks he's funny!! She'll be ecstatic when she loses weight dancing!
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I respectfully suggest that Sarah Palin would welcome that Situation meathead into her family as "one of our own."
The real fireworks would come if Kyle Massey asked for Bristol's hand in marriage... they'd have to put Sarah in four-point restraints for that!
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:05pm.
Marge Cho is about as funny as a miscarriage on mother's day.
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HAHAHAHAHA that's terrible. I'm gonna use that one.
I don't watch this fuckery. Never have, and never will. FULL REFUSAL OF SUPPORTING THIS FUCKERY!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:12am.
Magwet Cho too fat fo dance! She good at terring joke but she going to farr over rike bowring pin!!
OMG, FU RACIST!!!!!!!!
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TEAM LEVI! Especially now that I've seen them both whore it up. He's WAY better. I'd actually watch that guy - he amuses me. I just want Bristol to go home and take care of her baby. And her mama's baby. ;/
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Marge Cho is about as funny as a miscarriage on mother's day.
Fuck that pan-faced pig.
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Must....resist....want to watch.....but wont!....*refuses to support fuckery*
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I think Levi Johnston is more deserving of a spot on this show that Bristol Palin. I mean, WTF?! At least he OWNS up to his famewhoring. Plus, he's much, much more entertaining.
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Douchechill!
how is it fair for baby to be on the show? how can anyone else win? they cant!
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And I hope Hasselhoff shows up drunk every day (he prolly will).
Ooh I can't wait to see Margaret Cho take a whack at Bristol Palin. For some reason I don't think the two of them will get along. Maybe because Bristol is full of shit and Margaret tells it like it is. This should be fun!
I used to think Rick Fox was such a FOXY FOX back in the day, now he's a bit frightening
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Rick Fox is one of those fucka you get with for the genes, and then flee the scene of the crime. A la Gabriel for Halle.
And it is funny how both Monica AND Brandy fell off.
Crack and speed (SWV's) are a helluva drug!
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Margaret Cho ftw!
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When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Rick Fox - what a loser. hang it up dude.
Brandy: Monica's arch rival who is not going to like it when the judges make a joke about how her performance was a total car wreck.
Oh MK, I do love you. you just made my Tuesday!
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Parents like White Oprah and Billy Ray should move to Canada where abortion is legal and Plan B is over the counter.
Submitted by Einah Teb on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:35am.
You LIKE Sarah Palin? why, because of her intelligence?
*barfs*
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Back the fuck up! That's Jennifer Grey? No, it isn't!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Well this looks and smells like a big steamy pile of horse shit...
I know Bristol is collecting foodstamps and whatever else one gets for shitting out a kid, so would any money she gets for appearing on "the has beens" be considered welfare fraud?
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
ahahahahahhahahaah Sucky!!!!!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Kurt Warner is beloved here in Arizona. He is a really nice guy. Bristol Palin, really? *rolls eyes*
Just like with the other seasons..I will gladly pass.
The Situation: Some greasy, no manners white trash person I would turn away from if I met him in a grocery store (or anywhere else for that matter)
Bristol Palin: Some teenage skank from Hicksville that got knocked up in high school, by her trailer trash party buddy.
The Hoff: Someone who once was loved and now is only famous for being a drunken embarrassment. BTW Germany loved AND forgot this guy in the 80's!!
Florence Henderson: Who? Oh yes, now I remember who she is, nice lady. :o)
Margaret Cho: Gutter trash a la Tila Tequila.
Michael Bolton: The man who sang the songs your mother loves to swish and sway to while holding a plastic cup full of Chateau Diane. Oh, and he used to have a flowing golden mullet that is now the star attraction at the hair museum in Turkey.
Jennifer Grey: Couldn't stand the sugary sweet movie she became famous for then and find nothing interesting about her now!
Rick Fox: Who?
Kyle Massey: Who?
Ceiling Eyes: Some other talentless skank, who fell ass backwards into some kind of low grade celebrity status!
Kurt Warner: Who?
Brandy: Someone who committed vehicular homicide and never really was sincerely sorry for what she did. Just sorry she got prosecuted. I think she needs to be rewarded, since she is such a good role model!
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Since I dances Ballroom myself for some years; I used to love this show and watched it religiously, but stopped watching two seasons ago because of the ghetto trash they started to peddle to the public as so called 'Stars'!!
This season will take the cake for scraping the bottom of the shit barrel by way of contestants
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S&F
Your written imitation of Cho's mom has me cracking up in my office...that is always the best part of her shows. LOL
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Jennifer's nose job at the peak of her fame is old news and admittedly the cause of the death of her career...she changed her unique look and became unrecognizable...she even wrote a book or did a TV pilot about an actress whose career flunks after a botched plastic surgery to make light of her own situation years ago and even that could not revive her career. That is plastic surgery gone wrong late 80's/90s style.
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Margaret Cho.... WHY!? Disappointing.
"if The Situation finds true love with Bristol Palin and proposes to her during the finale while 5 cameras focus on Sarah Palin's face in the audience."
Oh, man... I actually like Sarah Palin, but that would indeed be very, very funny.
-Einah
That Kyle looks like a black male version of Margaret cho
I can't believe that's Jennifer Grey! She looks nothing like her former self. YIKES
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:12am.
Magwet Cho too fat fo dance! She good at terring joke but she going to farr over rike bowring pin!!
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LFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I looked three times for Jennifer Grey and couldn't find her. Thumbs down on that nose job, girl.
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Ceiling Eyes: Star of The Hills who has seen more of space than Galileo.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. Ohh MK, that was hilarious.
TEAM CHO!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I have the sudden urge to barf. Apologies.
CORY IN DA HOUSE
I have never watched this crap, but wasn't the whole point of it to take someone who is NOT a dancer, and pair them up with a pro? When Nicole Sclezingwhatever won, it was absolute bullshit.
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