Tuesday, August 31st 2010

Did Anne Hathaway Pull An Emma Watson?

Since some people are trying to get to a higher spiritual plateau like our current reigning world guru Justin Bieber, I wasn't that surprised to see that Anne Hathaway took a pair of scissors to her hair. I mean, when the earth starts to crumble off into the universe, Justin Bieber is only going to take those with short hair and front velvety hair curtains to the new land.

But according to Anne's spokeswhore, she's going to stay behind with the rest of us non-bangers, because that's a wig on her head! A wig from Raquel Welch's "cool 70s mom who sits on the kitchen counter" collection, of course.

Here's more of a bewigged Anne with Jim Sturgess on the set of their movie One Day in Paris today.

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Submitted by justincase on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:55am.

Only in theory, apparently!

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Hurry up, Anne Hathaway! Go roast in a tanning bed, carve your nose down to nothing, and get freakish cheek and tit implants. Don't forget the same cloudy blue eye contacts that all of the Hollywood cookie cutter cokewhores have going on.

I'd rather have a nose considered too large than one that's too small, because when your nose is too small for the rest of your face, it makes you look like a fucking burn victim.

Anne Hathaway and (ugh, as much as I can't stand the bitch) Lady GaGa rock the "big nosed" look.

Some of you guys are being way harsh. God, it's a really shitty night here at D-Listed, and I usually love it here but tonight, it's just bringing me down!

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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justincase's picture

I saw Becoming Jane a few days ago and I was surprised to find that I liked her acting and the film. She is unusual looking but that should be a good thing, n'est-ce pas?

iMalice's picture

Bingo!!!!, my mom had that haircut AND was a 70s housewife -propping up the kitchen counter, with a scotch on the rocks in her hand! Oh, for FUN!

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Submitted by pancho on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 2:26pm.
She always like she's been assembled by aliens intent on making a beautiful earthling - out of spare parts they found in a box somewhere- - but what the hell - they did a pretty good job - but she has a touch of the ETs about her that's for sure.
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That's pretty funny. Her features are too cartoonish. Most people want bigger eyes and/or lips but all her features are just too big. I don't understand why everyone is saying she has a huge nose, though.

I also agree with Hekki about short hair actually making some women look more feminine. I think it's probably one of those things you actually have to do before knowing whether or not it's going to look good or awful.

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She always reminds me of those "twisted whiskers" animals, like her eyes and mouth were morphed bigger than the rest of her face.....

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she is more weird-looking than attractive and this haircut does nothing to improve that. note to you women out there: short haircuts never look good.
i don't care how they try to justify it- it just never works out. short hair on women always looks boyish.

you've just been violated!

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:33pm.
How so?

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CoconutCoochie:

she has a nasty attitude and is mean.

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burnsbright's picture

she is so effing ugly. this doesn't help.

CoconutCoochie's picture

Not sure about the haircut either.
But that girl has class and allure, that's more than a lot of actresses out there.

Winnyfranfran's picture

How is this person a star? She is ugly and untalented.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:16pm.

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I think she's pretty, but that haircut is not very flattering on her, that's all.

I think she looks sad.

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This woman has such a tired dog face.

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CoconutCoochie's picture

Certain comments make it sound like she's the ugliest thing around, WTF?
Last time I check, being an actress didn't require being a blond tanned clone à la Barbie.
I mean, Bette Davis made it big, and she was no Marilyn...

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now her face REALLY resembles a camels hump.

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I think she has the face to pull off a short haircut

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The Ostrich.

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Those eyes strike me as "flounder" and "future Liza" a the same time.

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Possum's picture

Nooooooo! She looks like a skinny boy now. Ugh. Why do people chop off perfectly good hair? I'd kill to be able to have thick, long hair and I got a thin-ass mop instead.

hanibella's picture

what a sad boring vanilla girl. yawn, why bother w/the post?

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Centaurious's picture

God, she looks ugly.

Her nose looks HUGE.

Short hair does NOT become her.

Please tell me this isn't some Audrey Hepburn ripoff.

Can't she rest in peace?

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She looks kinda like how I imagine Suri will look when she grows up.

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"Tits" your Avie is really funny! LOL

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She always like she's been assembled by aliens intent on making a beautiful earthling - out of spare parts they found in a box somewhere- - but what the hell - they did a pretty good job - but she has a touch of the ETs about her that's for sure.

jim's picture

LOOKS REAL GOOD YOU UGLY BITCH, IT BRINGS OUT YOUR FUCKING HUGE NOSE AND PASTY ASS WHITE SKIN.

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LOL @ TITS avie!

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Rachael gets married is a disgusting, boring, piece of shit movie if ever one was made.
she cannot act. period. she almost ruined brokeback mountain for christ's sake.

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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:01pm.

It's touch and go with Hathaway. Rachel Getting Married was horrid. But I liked her in Devil Wears Prada.

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*stares* really? I've never watched Rachel but the stars of Devil Wears Prada, for me, were really Meryl and Emily Blunt. Anne was good on Brokeback Mountain, if under-used, though. On the other hand, she was painful on Get Smart.

Edited to get rid of a superfluous "though".

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Ok - that said Enema Watson earlier, right?

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Poor girl looks like she's been touched.

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The pixie cut is going to be "the hair" of autumn 2010.

Hair extentions and regret will be "the must have" accesories come summer 2011.

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I heart Natalie's picture

I basically got the same cut at Magicuts about a year ago and ended up shaving my head the following day... $15 dollar haircuts are highly overated.

It's touch and go with Hathaway. Rachel Getting Married was horrid. But I liked her in Devil Wears Prada.

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"cool 70s mom who sits on the kitchen counter" collection

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Scheherazade's picture
Submitted by Scheherazade on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:44pm.

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Yeah, you must have misunderstood me. Twilight is FAR FAR worse than that The Girl With Whatever series.

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She didn't say they were worse, she said they were better and there's no comparison, really

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:44pm.

(Which I totally don't get. The books were no Twilight, granted, but they weren't that good to begin with. And that fucking Lisbeth character ruined what little entertainment potential they might have had in the first place.)
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Twilight were some of the worst books I ever read, especially that eclipse, totally pointless and worthless so if the dragon tattoo books are worst than those and those are popular too?!, America is a cuntry filled with idiots!

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:44pm.

(Which I totally don't get. The books were no Twilight, granted, but they weren't that good to begin with. And that fucking Lisbeth character ruined what little entertainment potential they might have had in the first place.)
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Twilight were some of the worst books I ever read, especially that eclipse, totally pointless and worthless so if the dragon tattoo books are worst than those and those are popular too?!, America is a cuntry filled with idiots!

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oops!

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madam s.'s picture

I've only ever seen her in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" and she was unbelievably, inexcusably terrible. I mean, we aren't talking about a movie that demanded impeccable acting, but she stood out as the sole crappy actor. I also saw just the ad for that "Rachel Gets Married" and damn that looked shrill and awful.

Condi!

That Kate Winslet bit in "Extras" is hands-down the best thing she's ever done. It was hilarious. And it IS true what she said about the awards.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:48pm.

Heh, sorry, I just can't stand her. Her textbook troubled-goth act is just too insufferable for me to stand. I felt like bitchslapping her at every appearance.

Terrible. She looks like a rat with short hair.

Erika_Leigh's picture

i like it. she should cut it off for real

snowpiece's picture

Kerfuffles ! I beg to differ!!!!!! where is ElB, we will take you on tag team TEAM LISBETH!

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Kerfuffles's picture

Every bitch in this world is trying out for that dumbass role on The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, I guess.

(Which I totally don't get. The books were no Twilight, granted, but they weren't that good to begin with. And that fucking Lisbeth character ruined what little entertainment potential they might have had in the first place.)

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

God, I loathe Hathaway. She's Liza Minelli in training, make no mistake, only Hathaway has negligible talent. Why do they keep giving her leads in big movies (as if I didn't know)? This novel was beloved in the UK - why give the lead to a terrible American actress? The only thing worse would have been giving it to Claire Danes (a moose and showkiller, unless she's playing the "mentally challeged" - Kate Winslet was right about that) or Squinty Zellweger (too old, a showkiller).