Tuesday, August 31st 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Rolling Stone's Mad Men Cover
There's a few awkward things on this cover of Rolling Stone:
1. All the closed lady legs around Don Draper.
2. Don Draper giving a look like he just swallowed a tidal wave of drunk barfs that tried to rush out of his mouth.
3. One of them should really get in the front seat, because that shit looks uncomfortable.
4. The several acts of premeditated Photoshop butchery that have been committed here.
Personally, I think Rolling Stone should've just splattered wet cigarette ash and whiskey all over their nekkid ass nekkid bodies. Better yet, they should've put Don's hot secretary Miss Blankenship on the cover and called it a win:
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Is Dustin Hoffman playing the role of Ms. Blankenship?
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BRING BACK the old, glamorous Hollywood!!!
Is anyone still up?
I feel all antsy and irritable and sad, and stuff!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I apologize if this was already posted, but it made me laugh:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/50507997.html
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For your kindness I'm in debt to you
And I never could have come this far without you
So for everything you've done, you know I'm bound...I'm bound to thank you for it
Submitted by antibitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:25pm.
It's okay, I saw. I'm just going to respond in this thread though because I'm avoiding the AC one.
I have heard of this Chasing Mummies show, but I only caught the last fifteen minutes of one a while ago. What time is it on?
I am a proud Egypt nerd. I love how the Ancient Egyptians respected their deceased, and their views on death were so refreshing. They had so much love for life that they ensured their loved ones' spirits would live comfortably and happily in the other realm. The entire burial process was very intricate, taking months in preparation; it was to establish a secure and content afterlife and most Egyptians spent most of their lives preparing for a quality underworld.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Jesus! What's with me and the double posting today?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I keep laughing every time I look at that picture, because it really does look like he's holding back the "drunk barfs," as MK puts it.
The powers that be are clearly DETERMINED to make the process of this year at school as difficult as I can imagine short of being unmanageable. It was a totally less-than-productive, shit day. I guess I should at least be glad I'm not an unwanted Eastern European puppy or a hapless Maltese.
For ESE and CSG, wherever you are;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyuTaOD1y0&feature=channel
Hot Sluts! OMG Im so fucking excited, ok totally randomally I am going to be in LA for two weeks in September so Im gonna host a Dlisted Happy Hour so get your Lucite Heels and your Sucio as Fuck brains on and let's meet. Details to come! I might have to host one in Dallas before then because I want to host one so bad like tonight. Well I guess Im hosting my own dlisted Happy Hour all day everyday ....if you count the sofa as a bar table and Franzia as a Happy Hour Bev .....and Pajamas as fashion. I will be wearing my Pajama jeans though and my "cami" and any other hot slut items I can find. And If MK could be at the LA happy hour that would be so fucking slutty!!!!! Honestly I think we should all host dlisted Happy Hours in every town. Let's start a hot slutolution!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
I had never watched South Park, I know I'm way behind. THAT SHIT IS FUNNNNNAYYYY!!
Good job, Rolling Stone...you managed to make Jon Hamm look bad. and that is no easy feat.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Why can't Christina Hendricks just put them away?
Miss Blakenship is fucking awesome.
I've only seen January Jones on SNL, but she really sucked. So much so that it made me not want to watch Mad Men, cause if that't the level of her acting...
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Joe is looking different. Either he's aged weirdly or had work done.
Noticed it on the last few eps. In this pic too.
Why??? why would he do it?!?
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Internet fakers: http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
Dlisted Happy Hours?
Will there be one in southeastern PA? If so, I'm SO there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 3:23pm.
HEEEYYY!! Dlisted happy hour!!!
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
Hello everybody! Back from the shore with a sunburn, a belly formerly full of booze, and an extra 2 pounds on my ass.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
there IS a God.
TMZ is reporting that the waste of space known as Sam-Roz in under crimminal investigation after her dog bit another dog, and killed it.
she thought shipping the dog off would solve all her problems. fucking usless asshole. people like this are just taking up air the rest of us could be breathing.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I read somewhere that the 4channers have gotten so far as to track down her brother's phone number...the video is from bulgaria I believe.
EDITED: They (allegedly) got all her info and it's being posted on all kinds of websites (just hope they got the right person because if not the poor girl will be inundated)
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
It must sooooo hard for January Jones to look even a tad interesting. But we all have to admit though... Don Draper owns this picture. Even his "I'm about to sneeze" expression is all sex.
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Random Guy: What do you want?
Clive Owen (pointing a gun, looking sexy doing it): I want fucking justice!
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:37pm.
I didn't watch the video (knew I couldn't), but I did read the comments. I hope the 4chan viewers get her.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:25pm.
NOOO ! CNN just showed part of that damn puppy video I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO AVOID !!!!!!!!!!
What one?
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The girl throwing the bucket of puppies one by one in a river, and smirking about it. The one from the SamRo story a few posts back.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Mike, its here, it's disturbing
http://jezebel.com/5626340/puppy+throwing-girl-enrages-the-internet-mass...
ETA: For instance, if her daughter had asthma, why doesn't SHE know CPR?
My thoughts exactly!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:25pm.
NOOO ! CNN just showed part of that damn puppy video I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO AVOID !!!!!!!!!!
What one?
NOOO ! CNN just showed part of that damn puppy video I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO AVOID !!!!!!!!!!
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
BBL, BBWs;p
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
oh yeah, sorry
PUTSOMESTANKONIT, YOU CUNTIER THAN CUNT.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:01pm.
If anyone ever called me a cunt to my face I would reply with "Thank you, I've been working really hard at it."
Unless you're really Sarah Palin, I can assure you I would never call you cunt to your face.
@antibitch: O that's not fair! You really should give the first one to stanky;p
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
I don't even know who they are, but I'm fondest of the one on the far left.
ANGEL, YOU CUNT.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:01pm.
If anyone ever called me a cunt to my face I would reply with "Thank you, I've been working really hard at it."
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LOL! You're just waiting, huh? Now I am too:)
@Hekki: yeah - MAYBE the guy stopped her for a second and said: Hey, miss - wrong way. She screamed: Do you know CPR?! He said: No...and she kept going. She crashed. She feels guilty. She doesn't want her family to feel like it was her fault. That's my take.
ETA: For instance, if her daughter had asthma, why doesn't SHE know CPR?
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:01pm.
If anyone ever called me a cunt to my face I would reply with "Thank you, I've been working really hard at it."
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Bedbugs May Have the Cure for AIDS
South African scientists gave bedbugs blood containing the virus that causes AIDS and the virus died, confirming the insects are practically indestructible. Why can't we reverse bio-engineer that process and cure AIDS? It would make all that scratching worth it!
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And this! How awesome would THAT be!?
Btw, I just found the link - checkin' it out...
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Ha! Forgive me this digression. I took a weird left turn looking for Hekki's Gawker link and ended up (for curiosity's sake) at Jezebel where I saw this:
Woman Defends Female Entrepreneurs, Gets Called C-Word For It
Read more: http://jezebel.com/5626734/woman-defends-female-entrepreneurs-gets-calle...
....and admits to crying in the shower for 20 minutes over it.
LOL! LMAO! LMFAO! LOL! She wouldn't last a second in here! What kinda leader is that?! Ha! Please do not defend my kind, k? LOL!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
angel_i: There are a lot of interesting comments at Gawker.
I really don't think this guy is NYPD. There are lots of ways to catch him if he were.
My heart goes out to this family, but I think the little girl would have died no matter what. The good Samaritan did CPR even if the "cop" didn't, and she still died. Sounds like it was a doozy. Plus, if they had her nebulizer in the car with them, she must have had serious asthma!
So if this guy is a real NYPD officer, he's probably scared to come forward. Jesus.
"Don Draper giving a look like he just swallowed a tidal wave of drunk barfs that tried to rush out of his mouth."
Hahaha, so true. Hey hookers! Who else had a rough weekend? I woke up with at least 10 bruises all over my body. Damned platform shoes :(
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:06pm.
more info...
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7641322
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It's ok, Jack. I see you:) I just saw that already.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:23pm.
angel_i: Yeah! I think it's weird that no one has mentioned what the guy looked like. Like, "He was a tall white guy" or something. Maybe the parents didn't get a good look at him because they were overcome with panic. But there were other witnesses who weren't. And supposedly he followed them to the hospital and ripped up the citation he was writing when the doctor informed them the girl had died. Someone there would have known him and there would have been surveillance footage. It just bugs me that there are all these unanswered questions.
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Yeah, that's shady. I didn't even know that background. Cuz why wouldn't Dad be saying: I know all the cops at 76! (he's a New Yorker, right? Boasting is kind where it's at) I never seen that guy before! He must be some new kid with too much energy! (or some such) but for SURE, if he's familiar he's gonna mention that. What a weird story. He FOLLOWED them...and what did the girl's Dad say? There were twenty-five cops waiting to write her up? What the hell? That was a little dramatic but they look dramatic so I kinda blew it off...and, yeah, if he was waiting to write her up he would have DEFINITELY talked to hospital staff...
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
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~ Jeph Jacques
It's kinda weird cuz if I was driving someone who was dying and the cops were chasing me I wouldn't stop til I got to the hospital but idk I haven't read the story.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
M.E.: Here it is:
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/08/31/2010-08-31_nypd_hunts_mys...
Hekki or Angel, can you post a link? I cannot find anything about it.
Khensu, I just made an off topic post to you in another thread. oops.
angel_i: Yeah! I think it's weird that no one has mentioned what the guy looked like. Like, "He was a tall white guy" or something. Maybe the parents didn't get a good look at him because they were overcome with panic. But there were other witnesses who weren't. And supposedly he followed them to the hospital and ripped up the citation he was writing when the doctor informed them the girl had died. Someone there would have known him and there would have been surveillance footage. It just bugs me that there are all these unanswered questions.
Either there's a massive cover-up or the guy wasn't a cop. But everyone insists he was definitely NYPD.
The thing is, the dad is a tow truck driver and knows most of the cops at the 76th precinct and the wife rides with him on calls a lot and knows a lot of them, too. He insists that it was NYPD and that the car was from the 76th precinct. I don't know why that bugs me so much.
Hi everyone.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I have a cold and I dont feel like doing anything. The sun is finally out here today tho. I want it to get hot again. It's been pleasant but when there's a pool and an ocean, yeah make it hot.
I know this sounds kind of mean but why not call 911 ? who knows maybe she was fairly close to the hospital...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
@parkerj: Yeah - that's a weird thing. You'd think someone would get the car number or talk about how he looks....
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques