Thursday, September 2nd 2010

Birthday Sluts

The Empress of Lucite (An Angel Never Tells)
Aimee Osbourne (27)
Katt Williams (37)
Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey (41)
Camille Grammer (42)
Cynthia Watros (42)
Salma Hayek (44)
Tuc Watkins (44)
Lennox Lewis (45)
Keanu Reeves (46)
Linda Purl (55)
Mark Harmon (59)
Mary Jo Catlett (72)

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LisaRose's picture
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:58pm.

Awww... she was sooo cute!

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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:49pm.

Poor thing has been running, in lucite heels, from that face; all of her life.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:33pm.

Constantine's one of my absolute favorite movies ever. Happy birthday, Keanu.

Re: Shauna Sands. Eh, she was relatively nice looking back in the day, pretty, but gorgeous is pushing it a little.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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liverwurst's picture
Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:35pm.

Wow! She actually used to be pretty. Whatever happened to make her do all that to herself and think it looks good now?

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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:02pm.

Wow! Its incredible how she destroyed herself.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:11pm.

Snideychick & ruby_lucite_slippers -- I totally agree. I graduated in 1982 -- I was voted "most preppy" that year. This is totally anywhere from 1980 to 1983 (tops).

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:18pm.

She's still got the same dark eyebrows

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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:13pm.

she was so pretty.

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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:12pm.

I agree with Snideychick, 45 sounds about right, She had that healthy, groomed, pure and preppy circa early eighties Brooke Shields thing going on. Brooke's 45 now.

Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:41am.

Snideychick sez:

I'd guess the Shauna Sand photo to be taken sometime between 1980-82. The preppie look was popular then. Assuming she was 17, and the photo was taken in 1982, she'd be 45 today.

Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:28am.

HB to Keanu Reeves,who I find oddly attractive.
And DOUBLE HB to Katt Williams,the fake pimp. His parents were missionaries and we know what they say about the preacher's kid. When asked why he adopted seven orphaned children (from Haiti?) he said:
"Can't spend all my money on bitches and weed."

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:55am.

Oh, Mark Harmon, he is so gorgeous -- I want to make sweet, sweet, kinky love to him. Those blue eyes -- wow!

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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:17am.

Oh, she used to be really pretty.

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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:07am.

jt

it's a shame that this 'ho fucked with her body parts, because at least from the neck up, she was already really cute. now - well, let's not discuss it, it's too close to lunchtime!

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:04am.

Wow, her daughters look exactly like her! You just wouldn't know because she is such a freak now. Sad that her cute daughters will probably take the same route.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:31am.

Katt Williams Happy Birthday funny man.

Happy 65th burpday to shauna..

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:26am.

Happy BDay to you sluts, especially:
Katt Williams-funny dwarf slut
Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey-crackish slut
Camille Grammer-gold-digging slut supreme
Salma Hayek & her chichis of life-happy bday
Tuc Watkins-I'll never forget you goosing me in Vancouver, BC. VERY handsome in person!

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Submitted by get serious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:23am.

It's too bad the empress of slut-cite decided to fuck up her body & face; she used to have girl next door beauty...

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Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:15am.

Happy birthday to the original silver fox, Mark Harmon! nom nom nom

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Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:55am.

Angel may never talk, but I do. That dried up bitch is 39.

Submitted by fleabell on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:54am.

her yearbook photo reminds me of a prissy Miss Perfect in my high school, I wouldn't have expected this from Shauna, who has to be in her mid-40s

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Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:44am.

HB to all the sluts!

and a very special HB to chad kimball! *wink*

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:26am.

Heh, I thought it was the girl from the first Nightmare on Elm Street.

Submitted by taliaann on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:23am.

I know MK will disagree, but forget Shauna!

It's Mark Harmon's birthday!!! Mark is still the hotness.

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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:14am.

HHOOLLYY SHIT...that is how the Empress really looks?? She is far more ethnic than I thought...and actually very cute bordering on pretty...but now...yikes, run for the hills time...so she is naturally almost middle eastern looking...interesting..she should have stuck with this look brows and all.

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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:14am.

Damn. How does one go from this freshly scrubbed looking girl to the cum and tanning oil encrusted beauty we all know and love today?

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Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:13am.

I thought that was Scar Jo

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:08am.

She was a lot prettier back then, eyebrows and all. Happy "you'd-look-younger-if-you-stayed-out-of-the-sun" birthday. I guess that wouldn't help the various unfortunate plastic surgeries, though.

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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:54am.

Shauna should go back to her junior high on career day. Give the girls something to aspire to.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:46am.

HB, Kat Williams, you are one funny Motherfucker.
And to Keanu, cause he was fucking YUMMY in Constantine.
Shauna gotta be in her 40`s, i would say 43. But she` ll look like she does now til she`s 70, if she stays out the sun so the plastic won`t melt.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:33am.

Too bad she ruined her looks.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:33am.

Happy Birfday, Tuc and Mark!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:29am.

Awwww, Lourdes is becoming quite the young lady!

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RichBitch's picture
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:27am.

Those eyebrows! I can't.

Sexecution's picture
Submitted by Sexecution on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:26am.

I wonder how many 100's of thousands it cost to change every single thing on her head, several times over. Witness protection program please take note.

Submitted by Margaret on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:18am.

Oh, we can figure out how old the angel is.... That sweater, hair, etc place that picture for me at about 1986?? So, say she was 16...that makes her born in about 1970. She's 40. Done.

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Submitted by aliana.lohan on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:13am.

yikes...

JD1985's picture
Submitted by JD1985 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:11am.

Happy Birthday Matlock's Daughter and Pearl!

bigorexia's picture
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:07am.

Wow. She looked so sweet once upon a time.

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:02am.

@ suckandfuck
youre forgetting that 42 in dog years is acutally 294.

So, my guess is 294 years.

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:02am.

Wrong S&F,"Bust: 33D"

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:59am.

42 AT LEAST

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:55am.

(An Angel Never Tells)

Let's be devils: 39.