The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 31st!

Police notified us that no new developments were made in the case, however Troy Polamalu is now under investigation for insurance fraud. - emmmmma

Runners-up:

I see the last guy who got lost in Demi Moore's snatch finally found his car keys and drove out. - suze

In 1986, Madonna was forced to choose between a bikini wax or a larger tour bus. - Team Valtrex

(Thanks Melly)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:40pm.

Ha!

TV, hilarious, everything old is new again, you're back!

Congrats to all you funny horz!

Centy xo

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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

Submitted by nicelucci on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:11pm.

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Handbags(Coach l v f e n d i d&g) $35

Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $15

Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30

Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,A r m a i n i) $15

New era cap $12

Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $20

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:24pm.

LOL! Thanks for the late-night giggle, guys! Loved TV's :D

http://yesteryearsthoughts.blogspot.com/

Submitted by RHONYC on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 1:20pm.

team valtrex owed that shit! lol :-)

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:42am.

Good job winners!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:23am.

congrats to all the funny wieners, nice!

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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:56am.

Congrats emmmmma!! Suze, feckin outstanding lol. And yay TV♥ you stud!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by suze on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:32am.

Congrats emmmmma and Team V - great captions!

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

Submitted by perky on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:30am.

HA! I love them all. Funny stuff :) Good job weiners!

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:24am.

Congrats hookas!

"Hail NO!" MK as god

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:23am.

Congratulations to all you stained whores!! Funny stuff! Great one, TV!!!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:18am.

Congrats, all!! TV!!!!♥♥♥♥ Pony would be proud!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:17am.

Congrats winners! TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:08am.

congrats emmmmmma! I knew something with Troy Polamalu in it was going to win lol

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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

Submitted by visonik on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 7:35am.

So this is how Sisco Adler travels. I knew his balls would have to be transported separately. No way both he and his balls could occupy the same cramped plane seat.

Submitted by Johncnnj on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:58am.

With ticket sales lower than expected, Diana Ross was forced to use a tour bus between gigs.

Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:54am.

The driver of Kim Kardashian's butt plug up and quit again.

Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:47am.

(Sorry... double posted.)

Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:47am.

The only way George Michael would ever get near bush.

Submitted by cowgirl007 on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 4:45am.

No wonder my dog won't eat "rawhide"

Submitted by Captainkindaawesome on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:49am.

Wino's crotch and beehive have had enough with Dreamboat Doherty moving back in and decided to take a duet singing career on tour.

Submitted by wiggledepigglede on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:39am.

"...so then, Woody Harrelson and Snoop Doggity got together on something to hold them over for the night and..."

Submitted by fixmyweave on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:39am.

"Delivery for Ms knowles!"

Submitted by I-should-be-working on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 1:41am.

Another '70's era Madonna picture surfaces

"I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:58pm.

Submitted by Carl B on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:56pm.

LiLo's new firecrotch bush arrives via common carrier.

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LOL! It's a burning bush! LOL *slaps knee!*

♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques

Submitted by Carl B on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:56pm.

LiLo's new firecrotch bush arrives via common carrier.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:56pm.

Mike Tomlin was on a pretty dreary vacation when luck should have it that he stumbled on the miracle that is Troy Polamalu...

(Whoa nelly - Google says I do look a lot like that guy's wife!)

♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques

Submitted by mouthylegs on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:44pm.

Having already accidentally killed one cow with his spectaular coiffure, Troy Polamalu thought it best to insure his hair for future cow safety

"Women are so addicted to attention that if prostitution were legal, it would also be free."
- Dick Masterson

Submitted by LawDog on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:33pm.

Just in time for Christmas, Tonka unveils its ethnic brand of trucks

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

Mark Twain

Submitted by Jem on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:20pm.

Head and Shoulders regrets insuring Troy Polamalu's hair for $1 mil now after seeing this hot mothertrucker...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:34pm.

Paris had a tough time explaining that this was not her weed.

Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:56pm.

Hurley's DUI mugshot after downing a few too many Dharma beers. (taken on-site due to lack of Jaws of Life on the island)

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:54pm.

All hail the days before brushless carwashes and bushless bushes.

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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

Submitted by sheikyerbouti on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:40pm.

You see! I told you it was a bad idea to let Troy Palomalu hitch a ride on the back of the truck!

Si non est alterum, est matrem-futuens alterum.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:40pm.

The last time Troy Polamalu cut his hair...

Submitted by RaraAvis on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:10pm.

Towing away Kim Kardashian's exfoliated body hair is a big job.

Submitted by AbFab on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:10pm.

It’s gonna take more than a brush-hog and a carpet-munching cow to make it through LiLo’s first post-prison Brazilian wax!

Submitted by roxie on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:53pm.

This is Cy Waits' balls on drugs!

Submitted by Cheribell on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:52pm.

Exclusive shot of the materials used in Brit-Brit's weave being shipped in from the farm in Lousiana.

Submitted by copper on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:43pm.

Once again, Paris swears it isn't hers!!

Submitted by Keshiakola on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:40pm.

Messican authorities found Joey Lawrence's hairline trying to make a run for it.

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