Afternoon Crumbs
Nothing gets between 67-year-old Calvin Klein and his Calvins....except maybe this 20-year-old twink model - Gawker
Natalie Portman is going to poke her dog's eyeball out with that nipple - Egotastic!
Salma Hayek takes her save the world titties to feed a hongray orphan at Madeo - Lainey Gossip
I almost didn't recognize Taylor Momsen without Courtney Love's 90s barf all over her body (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Only in America, Dr. Drew and Rachel Uchitel visit Ground Zero for reality TV- The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan sluts it up for court - Hollywood Tuna
Instead of nibbling on 3-day-old chicken lo-mein for lunch, I wish I was having all of this instead - The Berry
Another BABYPOCALYPSE on TLC - Celebitchy
MiserAlba wearing a baby clown dress to Letterman - Popoholic
Sandra Bullock's Today show interview - Just Jared
My life is pretty much like this preview for Logo's gay version of the Real Housewives (but without muscles, waxing, champagne, designer clothes, rich husbands, fancy parties with lists, mankinis, BMWs, etc..etc..) The similarities are scary! - Towleroad
Demi Moore needs to take dance lessons from Carrie the Dancing Dog - Popsugar
Snooki is not getting married - I'm Not Obsessed
Chad Lowe did get married - ICYDK
Joey Lawrence's hairline is heading north faster than you can say WOAH - Hollywood Rag
Corgis are taking over - Cityrag
British man ass alert! - OMG Blog
RiRi's wax figure probably has a better live singing voice too - Crunk + Disorderly
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His manwhore has a lovely body but his face indicates that his parents may be siblings. The trailer for spoiled rich sluts isn't working for me.
Most of that food is plain nasty but the tall ice cream cone looks heavenly!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 4:27am.
Calvin Klein has been gay and straight so many times that even his lovers have lost trick, er, track.
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LOL! Even if they did not start out gay, they end up becoming one after designing like 20 dresses. That is the blessing of this profession.
How dare Blowhore carry MY BAG...now I'm pissed. Oh well, mine's a knock-off anyway. I can't afford the $800 version. Fucking cunt. NOW I'm officially pissed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
Other website photos reveal that Little Mary in the photo suffers from 'tinymeat'!
Wasn't Miss Klein married to a fish awhile back(Lesbianism most Foul!!)???
We find this whole thing hilarious. She reminds us of Liberace and her 'chauffers'.
Wasn't Miss Klein married to a fish awhile back(Lesbianism most Foul!!)???
We find this whole thing hilarious. She reminds us of Liberace and her 'chauffers'.
Calvin Klein has been gay and straight so many times that even his lovers have lost trick, er, track.
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I always thought that Calvin Klein was the exception to the rule by being the only male fashion designer out there who isn't gay. I guess they're all raging queens.
what's up with the twinkle toe pose? looks like that twinks favorite pose.
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
That twink may have the body of a god but the face is "special".
That Momsen chick is gonna be so embarased when she looks back at this fase in her life later on.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Who is this Taylor Momsen character of which you speak?
and as for Natalie Portman...well, she's quite pretty (and smart!), but homegirl can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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Khensu Hetep, I think that Taylor has also been dissed quite a bit for being such a brat, especially after her comments on attending some Haiti Celebrity Event to raise money to help the victims early this year.
As noted though, she's not as in our faces as Miley was, so she can't ever become as loathed as the Disney Hillbilly.
People just don't give a shit who Momsen is and what kind of fuckery she's up to, despite the fact that she too has been a child 'entertainer' for a while now.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:59pm
That's exactly how I feel. If they really wanted children they could have adopted (heaven forbid it didn't have their genetics). I'm from San Antonio and I never heard of these fools.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:09pm.
OH, and as for that Taylor Momsen skank:
I've about had it with her too. I used to somewhat understand everyone getting on Miley Cyrus for being a little bit tacky, but Taylor Momsen hardly gets any crap elsewhere, and people make excuses for the way she's turning out.
"Well, it's her parents' fault!"
Like Miley Cyrus has had a normal family life, and by comparison to this junior cunt, she's never even said or done anything THAT questionable...except for the Vanity Fair thing.
Miley Cyrus reveals a bra strap through her tank top, everyone's outraged. This weasel bitch wears lingerie in public venues and I've yet to hear the same criticism that Miley Cyrus got for her bra.
I know that Miley Cyrus can't sing or act worth shit and her family's white trash but since this Taylor Momsen twit has a (supposedly good band- SUPPOSEDLY) and mommy and daddy never hugged her enough as a child, the media turns a blind eye to the little brat.
I think that people in general entitle (relatively) talented famous folk to act obnoxious and pissy. It's not an excuse. I've never even heard Taylor Momsen's band, so I can't say whether she's talented or not and it's likely not the type of music I care for anyway...but we'll just say that if she CAN sing I still think it's really bullshit she gets away with acting the way she does just because she was dealt something others don't have. Anyway, a lot of these talented singers and shit never had to labor over their careers, but succeeded due to nepotism and knowing the right people, so that negates a lot of the virtue attached to being successful.
In Taylor Momsen's case, for many celebrities of her ilk, it's almost a necessity to have a singing career along an acting one, because of their over-exposure so they have enough connections.
Sorry for the verbal diarrhea, but I just dislike Taylor Momsen, and she'll probably never grow out of it and/or she'll follow the same career path as Avril Lavigne and do Proactive commercials/launch a tweens clothing line at Kohl's by the time she's 25.
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I'm guessing that the reason you aren't hearing as much outrage is that most people don't even know who the fuck she is. She wasn't a product of Disney so her image isn't plastered everywhere on lunchboxes, toys, etc. I think it's just that her appeal isn't for preteens so no one other than those who watch Gossip Girl know who she is.
Wow. I think that kid is actually Apollo. I mean, I don't usually go in for normal, young men, but fuck me. That kid is gorgeous. If he's ya know, real.
P.S. What up Austin?!
Keep Austin Weird.
These pictures of the twink underwear model instantly turned me into a gay man.
That quints family is actually here in Austin. When those kids were about to be born people were already complaining about how the family shouldn't be having so many children--that is was irresponsible of them.
People are over multiples, especially when the couple had fertility treatments. If you can't have a kid, maybe that's God's way of telling you to adopt.
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Holy shit. Jessica Alba can actually SMILE?
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I used to think it was a joke about all men being gay after a few drinks. But the joke left out the part about the money--a few drinks and the correct change. Just look at leather-faced Karl and Calvin and their boy-toys.
OMG would you look at that CK model's bulge? @_@ Well I know you're staring at it..
Surprised by quints? She was probably stretched out like a hot air balloon. America will accept anything as a star these days. Duggars, Gosslins and now this. I wonder if Mama Duggar is slapping herself in the forehead by going the slow route.
Alba's looking really pretty with all her extra chub... Jessica's chubby little cheeks are the best and it's actually nice to not see every bone on a woman's chest.
I like her dress, too.
He's ugly.
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Douchechill!
Real A-list people don't do reality shows...end of story...and real sugar daddies can hire better looking escorts than the hairdressing bitches featured on that show. Another reason to HATE Logo.
And is CK finally out? Last time I heard he was still married to a WOMAN! Is he pulling an Elton John or Jan Wenner now? The trashy kid looks tiny (those stubby legs are a giveaway) and his torso grosses me out. Face is not all that either. CK can certainly afford a better model if he shells more dough.
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UGH to that gay Real Housewives crap. BLECHHHH! I could hardly watch that trailer for that one guy's awful high-pitched, nasal bitchy gay voice. I'm so glad my gay friends don't talk like that, it would drive me bonkers.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
When I was.... a long time ago, I dated a model. He wasn't dumb, he wasn't a cocksucker (as far as I knew), but self absorbed? OMG YES
It's not really a surprise if you take a bunch of fertility drugs now is it. I hate these bitches that lie. You're not a dog, nature doesn't just grace you with a litter of kids.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:02pm.
Models are DUMB. Vapid, self absorbed cock suckers.
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Not all are, really not. I know I'm not dumb and vapid and self-absorbed, buy maybe a cock sucker, but that's OK.
Some of us are actually nice and smart people ;)
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:09pm.
No offense, but you're in dire need of a benzo.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:06pm.
He's gay? NOOOO! Does he have a twin brother? A package like that is rare and should be a national treasure for all the women of this country to enjoy!
Underwear models wear a thin sort of cup beneath the underwear to both form everything into a uniform shape, and to smooth the whole affair.
I know this because I once had a roommate who was a professional underwear model.
If you're curious, he's now pushing 220lb. and is married with two kids. Nice guy.
OH, and as for that Taylor Momsen skank:
I've about had it with her too. I used to somewhat understand everyone getting on Miley Cyrus for being a little bit tacky, but Taylor Momsen hardly gets any crap elsewhere, and people make excuses for the way she's turning out.
"Well, it's her parents' fault!"
Like Miley Cyrus has had a normal family life, and by comparison to this junior cunt, she's never even said or done anything THAT questionable...except for the Vanity Fair thing.
Miley Cyrus reveals a bra strap through her tank top, everyone's outraged. This weasel bitch wears lingerie in public venues and I've yet to hear the same criticism that Miley Cyrus got for her bra.
I know that Miley Cyrus can't sing or act worth shit and her family's white trash but since this Taylor Momsen twit has a (supposedly good band- SUPPOSEDLY) and mommy and daddy never hugged her enough as a child, the media turns a blind eye to the little brat.
I think that people in general entitle (relatively) talented famous folk to act obnoxious and pissy. It's not an excuse. I've never even heard Taylor Momsen's band, so I can't say whether she's talented or not and it's likely not the type of music I care for anyway...but we'll just say that if she CAN sing I still think it's really bullshit she gets away with acting the way she does just because she was dealt something others don't have. Anyway, a lot of these talented singers and shit never had to labor over their careers, but succeeded due to nepotism and knowing the right people, so that negates a lot of the virtue attached to being successful.
In Taylor Momsen's case, for many celebrities of her ilk, it's almost a necessity to have a singing career along an acting one, because of their over-exposure so they have enough connections.
Sorry for the verbal diarrhea, but I just dislike Taylor Momsen, and she'll probably never grow out of it and/or she'll follow the same career path as Avril Lavigne and do Proactive commercials/launch a tweens clothing line at Kohl's by the time she's 25.
Again and just for emphasis, I don't like the little brat one. Little. Bit!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:14pm.
Sorry double post, but one more thing.
No matter how much Rachel Uchitel tries to milk her late fiancee's 9/11 death for sympathy, she'll always be a pathetic fucking bar slut in my eyes.
OMG, so this cunt is actually daring to use a horrific loss during 9/11 to further her fame?
that's disgusting. I wonder how his poor family feels.
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Question of the celebrity gossip week:
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Answer: its a draw. a horrific, avert your eyes, cry yourself to sleep draw.
those invisible heels don't really go with the bulge-enhancing push-up underwear.
From the photos in the links, I think Calvin may have paid for Kardashian ass augmentation for his toy. Let's hope neither has an addiction here, the guy could become our male Coco, MK.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:30pm.
For a moment there, I thought Kelly Ripa gave herself a butch haircut and posed topless.
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LMAO!!! hysterical!
"After all, I have to listen to everyone talk about goddamned fucking tits for seven and eight hours a day."
Maybe day-shift stripper isn't the best job choice then.
Take the stick out of your ass and don't click on the links. Problem solved.
Submitted by antibitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:24pm
I am very into Egyptology, thanks for bringing that up.
I've never seen the whole show, as I don't know what time it's ever on, but I've caught the last 15 minutes of an episode once. I really find the Egyptian mummies very fascinating...the Egyptians had so much love for life.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
For a moment there, I thought Kelly Ripa gave herself a butch haircut and posed topless.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:22pm.
I deal with it every goddamned day, thank you very fucking much.
After all, I have to listen to everyone talk about goddamned fucking tits for seven and eight hours a day.
I'm sick of people like this. YOU deal with it.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
off topic: KHENSU!! Have you seen that series on IDKwhatchannel with Zahi Hawass? I think it's called Chasing Mummies. He is such an asshole but he still gets much respeck *chest thump* from me. I've followed him for awhile and though he is a hardass, he's done a lot for restoring and recovering Ancient Egyptian artifacts and returning them to Egypt, where they belong IMO. I'm assuming by your name that you are as interested in Egyptology as I am, if not then please disregard. :P
"I mean, how fucking old are you?"
Men never outgrow their love for a good nipple slip. Deal with it.
LOL@Demi's chicken dance Ha!
And this is not in these links - I may have missed it earlier:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/jessica-alba-is-the-greatest-actress-alive...
Jessica Alba is the greatest actress alive (cuz you can see up her skirt). But this is what bothers me. I see that railing ALL the time. And some hollywood ho is always standing up against it flashing their crotch. Does that railing need a warning?
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LMAO@ Demi trying to shake a tail feather!!
Sorry double post, but one more thing.
No matter how much Rachel Uchitel tries to milk her late fiancee's 9/11 death for sympathy, she'll always be a pathetic fucking bar slut in my eyes.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Oh, this Egotastic site is truly idiotic. I know that everyone dogs on Drunken Stepfather, to which I definitely agree, but why doesn't anyone ever torch Egotastic/Hollywood Tuna/IDLYITW?
Check it out, it's another desperate, boring attention whore's (intentional) nipple slip! Or, hey, it's an attractive girl in a bikini!
I mean, how fucking old are you?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I mean not that gay men don't sometimes marry women but I thought Calvin Klein was straight too. He has been married twice, has a kid and the fashion industry is not exactly one that pressures the gays to beard up.
Muy interesante...
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