Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs. We wonder if the cameras were rolling when Shrilla found out that Magilla was mating with another. We do know that Shrilla is really freaking out behind the scenes now that so many of their secrets are being laid out on the table. Like the fact that Magilla now has the masculine monkey child he always wanted. (Blind Gossip)
On last night's Real Trashwives of New Jersey reunion, Teresa Giudice raaaaaged and flared her nostrils when Danielle Staub brought up her "nephew." Some think that the "nephew" Danielle was talking about is the secret love child of Teresa's husband Juicy Delicious. A secret love child he supposedly made with a mistress named Tara. But Jacqueline denied that there's a secret love child or a mistress. Teresa wrote a blog explaining that Danielle was talking about her actual nephew who was born while she was doing work shit.I'm going to choose to ignore Teresa's blog, because I'm hoping that next seasons there's an ESCANDALOSO moment where Juicy Delicious' secret love child is revealed. I'm still going to guess Teresa and Juicy Delicious (like this could be anybody else)?
This B+ movie actress from a hit franchise series has always been rumored to be in a heterosexual relationship. True. She is. She is also involved with a female costume designer she met on the set of a different movie other than the franchise. (CDAN)
Kristen Stewart, durr? Or Emma Watson who just chopped off her long hair recently and we all know what that means (Big lez! Or starring in a production of Peter Pan).
Could it be that one of the most venerable relationships in Hollywood and points south has hit the skids? True enough – the partnership has been dissolved and while the public may focus on the star leaving the boardroom, the golden boy has been moved out of the bedroom. Or bedrooms in this case (the pitfalls of being so international). I’m told the lord of the rings was very direct about the split. No big song and dance. No other party involved (except the ever-present wife). The liaison had simply runs it’s course. It could have been ugly, but the youngster has been through this before. He’s a foxy fella and like most Silcilians, he’ll land on his feet (or his back). (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)
Hugh Jackmenoff and his former production partner John Palermo? Their old production company was called SEED. Enough said.
This up-and-coming pop starlet snorted a line of coke while partying in a club with some pals. It shouldn't come as a huge surprise given the boost her career got after she was linked to a real coke fiend. Her friends are watching her closely because drugs are becoming a more regular routine of hers. Not Miley Cyrus. (Blind Gossip)
My first thought was Taylor Momsen, but that hardcore toddler would beat my ass in front of the jungle gym if I referred to her as a "pop starlet."
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For No. 1: I am only saying Kat von Dit and the White Gorilla because of all the chest banging, ape symbolism, not because the facts even remotely match.
No. 2: If we are going with hair cuts- then Anne Hathaway needs to be representin'...And she fits the bill the way the carpet matches the curtains
No. 3: DEMI and ASS-Ton for the win ALEX.
No. 4; Bieber. has to be Bieber. Kar-ass-ain prolly got him hooked.
So which is it? Juicy fathered a bastard son or their nephew is half-black?
I always wondered how no one was with Juicy in the car when he hit the tree if they had all been out to dinner together earlier in the evening. Mr. Hekki has his boys nights, but if we go out together, we come home together!
Whatever.
Of all the hooers on that show, I think Caroline and Albert are the most solid. Dina married a gay guy, I have NO idea how Danielle married her ex, and I'm suspicious of Jacqueline. She seems like she married up - for some reason, I have the feeling that she has the most skeletons in her closet. I think she was WAY down on her luck and she is thanking her lucky stars for the "respectable" situation she has now. Although I like her and think she's a lot smarter and funnier than she lets on.
Michael, stop. You had me at "Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs".
I wonder how the foreclosure, bankruptcy and FBI loan fraud investigations are going for Magilla and Shrilla...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I was wondering why Teresa went ballistic at the "nephew" comment. Teresa the bully has finally met her match, and her name is Danielle. LOVE HER. She is the scariest kind of bitch. Devious.
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#3's ring reference (probably) explained: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Jackman#Production_company
In the third blind items there is a 'lord of the rings' reference that has got to be a clue - but I still don't know who it is.
what I don't understand about the Joisey Trash Ho-wives..is they are always going out of there way to degrade Danielle and she dares to stand up for herself...not with hysterics like the Ape Woman, or not like the smugness of the Ronald McDonald Redhead, just defend herself like any normal person would...and they just go crazy. Who gives a shit what someone did in their past, we all have one, and I guarantee you this, those ho's (Teresa and Caroline esp) have skeletons probably five times the size of Danielles. Danielle's is just out in the open. All of them are mob connected, so enough of that acting all proper and shit...nobody buys that line of bullshit. and btw, if I had to sleep with Teresa I would have an affair too...don't blame Juicy Delicious on that one. She is a cunt, and come to think of it they all are.
1. Mickey Blue Eyes needs to get fat again. That weight loss just makes her wrinkles show more.
2. Submitted by beakers bitch: "Teresa and her family disowned her brother for marrying out of their race..." It might not be true, but then, why do I find it entirely believable? You know that they're all smug bigots.
3. I do think Danielle is a nut and would have nothing to do with her. Remember the episode where she wears her wedding ring to her daughter's 16th birthday bash? As if her ex-husband will take her back or that she will make his new wife jealous? Please, he sees her and is reminded of how lucky he is that the marriage is over. Plus, her daughters, because of and despite her, are prettier, smarter, and politer than any of those other "model" moms on the show.
4. I'd still take Danielle (minus HER trashy friends) any day over those self-satisfied, narrow-minded morons. Mickey Blue Eyes is under the delusion that she is so street smart because she does appear somewhat sane and knowledgeable compared to those idiots around her. But in the real world, she's just an old, know-it-all, painfully average hausfrau. Please. Miss Morals whose father-in-law was totally whacked and who is good friends with Bernie "the Dog Trainer cum spy novelist" Kerick.
5. Kim G.'s family must be mortified, unless they're as attention seeking and delusional as she is. Did you see her on that stripper pole? Is she angling to be the new housewife?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:27pm.
Pamela -- "rabid ape" -- GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
That reunion was a joke. From where I was standing it looked like Danielle was getting grilled the entire time by that dickhead. Why didnt he ask the hard questions about Theresa's bankruptcy and absurd over the top spending habits? Why didnt he ask private matters regarding her "fertility" expense in the bankruptcy ( that has been made public)?
Theresa acted like a gorilla on steroids! What a disgrace. She can sit there and call Danielle a " coke whore, discuss her having sex at her beach house, discuss the possibility that Danielle broke up Danny's marriage, etc." BUT Danielle isnt allowed to bring up the "nephew"? So it's ok to discuss one persons entire life , sex tapes and all ... but Theresa's family secrets are off limits? WTF? I dont like any of them - but I found it ironic how one sided everything was. You had 3 chics calling one woman a "whore, garbage, skank, slut, cokehead, etc." but this woman isnt allowed to defend herself in anyway even if it means bringing up some of their secrets. What a shame. Oh and Caroline - needs to stop acting like the "grown up".. she's just as bad. So fucking self righteous and full of herself. Show is a joke and the ratings come from the shit surrounding Danielle... they should be thanking her for the "writing material". And can someone enroll all of them in a grammar class!! Embarrassing to say the least. Sound like a bunch of uneducated twats with a shitload of questionable money!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:28pm.
"Teresa and her family disowned her brother for marrying out of their race. Her black sister-in-law gave birth to her nephew in April and when Danielle asked Teresa did she acknowledge her nephew, this is what set Teresa off."
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WHAT!!!! WOW!!! Now i hate her even more.i was seriously thinking it was her husbands 'LOVE CHILD' which I thought was laugh out loud funny.. and didn't feel so bad but to find out that it is some "OLD SCHOOL RACISM" shit its down right FUCKED UP!!
If her and her sister-in-law don't get along... and the sister in-law saw that episode.. I know she had to look over at her husband and smirk.. whats done in the dark will come light.
Now, I'm just wondering how Danielle found out?? because with all that yelling Teresa ass was doing when she blew up she did managed to get out 'how does she know,who is she talking to?'. I also find it kinda funny that she has the balls to blame Danielle for "trying to break up my FAMMMALLAYY' but, her family are the ones that got that ball rolling.
to anyone who watched the reunion - was Teresa on drugs? All I've seen is the 2 minute clip MK linked to above, but her voice sounded weird.
I haven't been able to stomach RHNJ this season but loving the comments on the little "goblins." In some ways, the Giudice "ladies" can be quite striking - it's their hideous personalities that make them look like goblins/cavebabies/apes.
Ahahaha the comments lmaooooooo
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Oh come on folks, RHNJ is a scripted show with terrible actors, as all of the other Housewives shows. Bravo has a gold mine with these shows. Whatever happened to James Pipkin's show, no interest perhaps.
Danielle is about to lose full custody of Jillian. Her ex Tom Staub has obviously had enough of the prostitution whore. How embarrassed he looked at Christine's sixteen birthday party. And he is a new husband and father, to boot.
As for the rest of the cast, I guess they will have a new antagonist since Danielle has been fired. Wonder who that will be? Stay tuned!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:28pm.
"Teresa and her family disowned her brother for marrying out of their race. Her black sister-in-law gave birth to her nephew in April and when Danielle asked Teresa did she acknowledge her nephew, this is what set Teresa off."
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Beakers - thanks for the update. This makes more sense then Juicy Delicioun fathering a young chimp - which is ALLEGEDLY all based on internet speculation. I think if Juicy did have a kid, Danielle and her busted posse would have made sure to have that juicy delicious piece of gossip all over the place by now - especially as she's been fired.
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2. I heard stuff like this a while ago about Keira Knightly (Pirates movies) although she is A-list right??
Submitted by Coolpapa on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:29pm.
Blind items about "reality stars" should be outlawed. Seriously, who fucking cares about these fools?
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Who? This entire thread, that's who. PAY ATTENTION, puhleeese!
@Twat "Heeers Juicy" - LMAO!!
Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:17pm.
The true roasted Italian goblins are the Giudice kids, except for Gabrielle, who looks like she was left on their doorstep by mistake.
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I feel like Gabriella (and by default Audriana) are the only ones who will make it out unscathed. Milania and Gia will be working the Jersey Shore "track" (or at least that's what they call it on 48 hours mystery) in a few years...
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In item #3, "points south" means Australia (as in the southern hemisphere). This is so obviously Hugh Jackman: "no song and dance," "the Sicilian will land on his feet," "the ever-present wife," etc. I'm glad it wasn't messy for him, but I'm sure his ex-"partner" got a huge payout (or will continue to get a generous monthly stipend). Ah, the vicissitudes of the closet...
And number two is so Kristen Stewart - she probably met her girlfriend on the set of The Runaways.
The last one is definitely Demi Lovato. she tries so hard to hang out in the L.A. club and local band hipster scene
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:26pm.
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Now that's an image...that's probably pretty damn close to the truth. She probably carries those goblins all piled up on her back when she stirs that sauuuuuce (which is NOT made, repeat NOT made during her womanly time of the month).
Juicy and Delicious is more than likely stepping out. That's probably why she asks for impossible things and why he gives it all to her. She knows. This was in the comments for the Jersey reunion show....
"Teresa and her family disowned her brother for marrying out of their race. Her black sister-in-law gave birth to her nephew in April and when Danielle asked Teresa did she acknowledge her nephew, this is what set Teresa off."
The true roasted Italian goblins are the Giudice kids, except for Gabrielle, who looks like she was left on their doorstep by mistake.
Here's how women like this get husbands because I've seen this happen a few times during my lifetime: they're total phonies around men. They are THE WORST bitches around women, but a guy walks in & they fall to their knees (side eye to M.K.) to kiss his ass, and then his dick & balls and anything else he wants kissed and/or tongued. They'll like any disgusting, nasty, sophomoric thing that he likes - until they're actually married. Then the real bitch comes out. This is when everyone starts feeling sorry for the guy, or feeling sorry for most of them, anyway.
BTW, I love you horz & that's not even the alcohol talking. You are all so damned funny - I don't even have to watch this insipid show - I'm sure the commentary from all the bitches at dlisted is TONS better.
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:29pm.
Joe is gross as hell but I can't blame him for stepping out when he has to come home to the Bronx Zoo
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I imagine Joe to be hairy as hell and have a gigantic gut (kind of FOPA ?) covering his micro penis when he is naked walking around swilling his home made wine (maybe the recipe is in 'Skinny Italian'), and when you mentioned the BRONX ZOO I could seriously picture Teresa swinging from one of their tacky chandeliers, bannister, fountains or statues and beating her chest and screeching as the bankruptcy trustee comes to the house to try and re-posses.
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During the reunion show I was forever thanking God that Plant of the Apes was wearing undies because bitch couldn't keep her legs closed in that short dress. I was not ready for the horror of that sasquatch crotch. And she wasn't the only flasher there, but certainly the most consistent. Does no one learn how to sit properly in a dress anymore?
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It could be a mafia thing, though. The mafia autobiographies that I've read all mention that mafia husbands all cheat on their wives because it's a status thing. The other guys don't take them entirely seriously if they don't do it. Him keeping a mistress may just be part of the job. Of course, that fact that she's crazy, hideous and dumb as a box of hammers doesn't help.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:51pm.
Squiggles -- aren't her kids something? I love how Teresa drags them to modeling agencies despite the fact that they're as ugly and ape-like looking as their mama. The kid you're thinking about is Gabriella; she's actually normal-looking and the least bratty of the older three kids.
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Definitely...something...LOL. I can't imagine being an agent and having that tornado plus offspring whirl into my office, plop onto a chair and shove tacky portfolios under my nose. Yep, I think Gabriella is the one I'm referring to. She may just make it.
I always wondered how Juicy Delicious could bone such a whiney, ape looking female..and that voice of Teresa's...jeez...I always hated her the most, and this season she took the prize for stupidest, phoniest, tackiest, most nasally, and fakest...with a special award to her geico cavegirls...way to you Joisey Ho!
The "points south" part makes me think of Mexico or South America. Antonio Banderas for #3?
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When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Oh the past few episodes you could see the steam coming from the top of Juicy's head. I loved the Italy trip where he was constantly drinking, yelling at his kids to "shut the fuck up", yelling at Teresa to shut up and she was like "awww Joe say you're saaarry". And everyone on that trip wanted to throw little Gia and Milania overboard. The other sister seems ok and Auuudriana is still a baby so maybe they have a chance as their parents will be in jail. I also love how Joe is muttering hints like "money ain't what it used to be" and "when we lose the house we'll live here" (the apartment) and Teresa just laughs like he couldn't be serious. I think I read somewhere on this site (plaguarism !) that the theory is they will never leave each other because she's all about projecting a fabulous outward appearance and he won't divorce her because she knows all his mob secrets.
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The last Blind Item just SCREAMS Lady Caca.
I never watch more than the first episodes of the Jersey Howives and I think this season I tuned out from episode 1 on.
When the oldest Teresa goblin said she didn't want to marry a Jew guy coz they look funny or some shit, I just could not keep giving them ratings.
Oh and I was bored to tears by the ganging up on Danielle. Not that prostitution whore is much better than them, but something about the way they were trying to fuck with her just made me think of playground bullies fucking with the poor retarded kid.
@Twat Muffin: Juicy almost redeemed himself in my eyes when he started to get pissed off at Twohead Gorillaface on the trip to Venice, but then I remembered that he's a con artist IRS-defrauding crook that got busted for DUI to boot, so I went back to hoping his ass would rot in jail for eternity and beyond. I don't like Caroline, but I felt sorry for her that she got stuck with the nasty little Giudice goblins.
I still am gonna watch the finale, though :)
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Kokoskitten -- "Gia's heinous head shot" -- OMG, that is the perfect description. Yeah, I totally agree with you. There's other reality stars I dislike, but there's something about Teresa & her offspring that make makes my blood boil, too. And believe it or not, I've read on other sites people referring to Teresa as "beautiful." Granted, those people are delusional and blind, but there's always people out there playing devil's advocate. I'm not kidding by saying this, but when it is found out that she & Juicy lied about their financial information on their mortgage paperwork, they will be in some seriously deep shit. Maybe Teresa can bedazzle her orange jumpsuit when they haul her two-head off to prison.
WhiskeyTango -- Even though Juicy Delicious is a complete ass, I can't understand how he puts up with Teresa & those nasty kids of theirs. I see him pulling a "Shining" type murder on all of them -- "heeeere's JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:51pm.
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I am easily annoyed by reality stars and yes, I probably often throw around the word hate but rarely can I FEEL a rise in my blood pressure and actually start screaming at the TV except for when I see Teresa...I think she is the worst of the worst of ALL TIME. Spencer and Heidi, anyone from the Hills, basically anyone from any reality show in the history of reality shows has NOTHING on the trash that is Teresa. Her kids are awful too (I WANT THAT NOW ! I NEED THE MOST EXPENSIVE). The list is too long to name all the tacky, illegal, bitchy, manipulative, lying, delusional things she has done but I feel she is a prime example of what's wrong with this country. I want diamonds Joe ! I'm a sweet lady ! I only expect the best ! It makes me sick that she was spending all that money on plastic surgery, Gia's heinous head shots, tacky clothes and furniture, Italian vacations etc and then she says on the reunion (with a straight face)..." I earn my own money, I had no idea about our finances, OUR HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSHUUUH" and on and on and expects her loving fans to buy it. By the way, who the hell are her fans?? but apparently she has them...
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:59pm.
Johnnys Girl -- the simian creature always talks about how much sex she & Juicy Delicious have on a constant basis. I think one time she said they do it four times a day.
Ew. Sooooo nast. That epi where they were playing pool, and she's all like "Joe slap my ass and bubbies!" DISGUSTING.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Johnnys Girl -- the simian creature always talks about how much sex she & Juicy Delicious have on a constant basis. I think one time she said they do it four times a day. She constantly refers to him as being "juicy," despite the fact that he's a bordering-on-overweight, 5'4", stocky, mumbling piece of garbage.
Juicy delicious banging another chick?nobody saw that coming....
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Kokoskitten -- I'm glad you're here for this post. Yeah, two-head Teresa denied everything and said everything was inaccurate. I despise this woman almost as much as I hate Blohan. I so hope the rabid ape & Juicy Delicious serve prison time for lying.
Squiggles -- aren't her kids something? I love how Teresa drags them to modeling agencies despite the fact that they're as ugly and ape-like looking as their mama. The kid you're thinking about is Gabriella; she's actually normal-looking and the least bratty of the older three kids.
That "thing" in the above picture is the grossest fucking excuse for a human woman I have ever seen.
call me old, I don't give a wet shit. she is so nasty and just so wrong.
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I think monkeys would be very offended about being lumped in the same group as this couple. Seriously, monkeys are more evolved than these two.
I don't think the last blind is Taylor, is it? I mean, I thought everyone knew that she's been a druggie since around mid season 1 of Gossip Girl? Why would it just now become something her friends have to watch for? Everybody already knows that "Little J" having drugs in her regular routine is not something new.
Blind items about "reality stars" should be outlawed. Seriously, who fucking cares about these fools?
Joe is gross as hell but I can't blame him for stepping out when he has to come home to the Bronx Zoo. They are all so disgusting in ever way. I never refer to children (or anyone, really) as fug but they ALL are, kids included except one of the younger girls who stands a fighting chance.
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:03pm.
The rumors about Juicy Joe the Grape Ape have been going around for months. In fact, he was supposedly on his way home from Tara's the night he had the DUI accident. I'm so happy things are completely imploding on these two worthless pieces of criminal trash. It couldn't be happening to nicer people.
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I'm hoping for heavy federal sentencing and a lengthy prison term as well...love how Teresa denied everything about her house and posessions being up for auction (dat's not twue, yaaa can't beelieve everting da New Yoowyaak Post says)...bitch, please. ALL of America knows it's public record.
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Pamela -- "rabid ape" -- GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnnysgirl, somewhere in the first episode or so of the show, Teresa described her greasy simian husband as "juicy."
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>>Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:05pm.
WILL SOMEBODY PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE TELL ME (since I don't watch the Housewives crap)...
Why does MK call that guy Juicy Delicious?<<<
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