Stephanie Tanner Is A Mother Again
The question of the day is: "Why is Stephanie Tanner holding the discarded shell of Suri Cruise's baby body?" Let that marinate. And while you do that, I'll stick a pink cigar in Mr. Bear's no-no, because his best friend in the world Stephanie Tanner has popped out her second BABY!!!!! And don't you go screaming METH BABY or FAS FACE BABY, because her new daughter is completely healthy. Well, she'll stay healthy until she hears her name...
Jodie's boyfriend MORTY COYLE (That name...I still can't) delivered the news to People: "Jodie was amazing and is doing great. We are now the proud, excited parents of Miss Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle. Beatrix made her debut at 7 lbs., 4 oz. and 19 inches long."
Jodie also has a 2-year-old daughter named Zoie with her ex-husband CODY HERPIN. Jodie really does love fucking on dudes with names that sound like something the doctor at the free clinic would write on your medical chart next to "diagnosed with."
I was joking before about the name Beatrix. It has Bea (as in Arthur) and TRIX in it, so it's completely perfect. Kimmy Gibbler Carlin Sweetin Coyle would've been better, but maybe Jodie's saving that name for the next one.
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I love that name, Beatrix. It's classic and British and sweet sounding, like Beatrix Potter.
Argh! Beatrix's my daughter's name too.
Please god don't let this be the next "Ava/Olivia/Madison/Mackenzie..."
Nice she put down the meth pipe long enough to pop out 2 kids. That's what's wrong with America!
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Beatrix is the name of the Queen of the Netherlands. I just thought I would say. :)
She and John Stamos and Kimmy Gibbler were always my fave characters on the show. She was smart, and she was the "best" actress out of the sisters cuz you could tell she would memorize her lines and her delivery was good (the Olsen twins had their lines fed to them 'til they were like 7 years old). She liked to sing (like me), was the best dancer, and went to the spelling bee and lost in the exact same way I did (I was first up and messed up the first letter because I was soooo nervous). Oh and she's also a Capricorn! Yes, I loved Full House (except the last 2 seasons cuz they had adde Nicky and Alex).
Wonder if his actual name is Mortimer Coyle. There's a mouthful. What kind of parents would name a child that? The same kind that would name an innocent newborn Beatrix, I guess.
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 4:14pm.
I would watch the show if she were to go on it. I know she'
s mentioned it alot and ppl ask her about it on twitter. Now that she needs to get in shape maybe she will campaign or really try to be on it.
She should go on Dancing With the Stars. Member how she used to dance on Full House?
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Beatrix sounds like an old lady name. An old lady w/ several cats and a dog named fifi.
God, I hate it when people don't know how to string proper names together, and it's so common. People will put two names together that sound the same like "Jaden Blade" or names that have too few syllables and just fall flat and ugly like, "John Dan."
Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle isn't the worst ever, but it's definitely sucky. "Carlin Sweetin" being the main problem here. There's too much damn name there overall and both of those names have the same ending and are right beside each other. And unless they have a dead relative with the name Carlin, that is a totally shit name for a girl.
Stephanie tanner had a baby, I heard that hoochie Be-A-TRIX!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't judge me
I like the name Beatrix. Reminds of the author Beatrix Potter.
I think she watched Kill Bill a few too many times!
When is the new season of "dance off, pants off " starting? I know Jodie needs the work to feed these babies...
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I knew a woman named Trixie (she was British) and it took a godawful long time to figure out it was a nickname for Beatrix. I thought she just had a trashy mom.
Morty Coyle
Cody Herpin
Gotta be the equivalent to
LaQuisha
Bon Qui Qui
Damn
(The Suri Cruise shell is creepy, but then so is she)
Great post.
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morty coyle, morty coyle, morty coyle - how does that happen, exactly?
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I like the name Beatrix.
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Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:28am.
Or why he hasn't changed that shit to James or Richard or something that doesn't inspire mockery.
Here's an even worse idea: maybe he chose that name himself!
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She does have gorgeous teeth, I'll give her that.
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I watched FULL HOUSE maybe 4 times in my life. Each time I thought this girl would grow up to be gay.
I can't believe how pretty she turned out. Beautiful eyes, skin, lips. She wasn't exactly the cutest tanner kid (I thought DJ was). Anyway she has turned out MUCH prettier than the other three (the Trollson twins & Cameron) girls.
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:29am.
Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:26am.
Do you think after she's been spreadeagled on top of him and orgasms, she then shuffles off this Morty Coyle?
*groan*
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Don't blame me, blame his fucking parents. That phrase pre-dates us all. I'm just pointing out the obvious. If I ever met someone named Morty Coyle, I wouldn't even bother with pleasantries, I'd just ask why his mother and father were such idiots.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Miss Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle sounds like an 89-year-old woman with a spoiled dog and a bunch of petunias. She never wears anything but floral prints and spends her days drinking hot chocolate, going to church, reading antique romance novels and groaning about the depravity of young people.
Srsly, Beatrix? I can understand using some old-fashioned names, but that one isn't exactly timeless.
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Oh, and I bet you "Beatrix" is after Uma Thurman's character in "Kill Bill." They probably think they're all artsy & shit.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:20am.
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I'm with you! Sadly, I think more & more people are trending more towards the old-fashioned names, as I think everyone is tired of the "name your kid the weirdest thing you can think of" trend. I'm sure that in no time, the top baby names will be back to Mary, Louise, Lucy, etc. And not that I can complain about that, but if I have children, I wanted to be unique by being un-unique! :)
Beatrix? See what the bad shot does?
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Beatrix? HOW RUDE!
Come on, someone had to say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Congratulations to the family, I guess. Can't say I care one way or the other.
Hmmmm never heard of him or her...
For her daughters' sake, I hope she's clean and off the drugs for good.
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OMG, the opening sentence is priceless, MK.
For what it's worth, she seems to be into guys whose names end with "Y".
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At least Beatrix will be a good name for her whenever she's a granny. Not like all of the Tiffany's, Tanner's, Hunter's, Chad's and Miley's running around out there.
Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:26am.
Do you think after she's been spreadeagled on top of him and orgasms, she then shuffles off this Morty Coyle?
*groan*
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Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:26am.
Do you think after she's been spreadeagled on top of him and orgasms, she then shuffles off this Morty Coyle?
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Punny!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Just a thought but she can't be THAT stable if she's having another baby so soon into a new relationship and so close to her other kid's age. I'm not entirely sure she gets a pass on what would be considered pretty poor life choices just because she's not on drugs anymore.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Do you think after she's been spreadeagled on top of him and orgasms, she then shuffles off this Morty Coyle?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I like Jodie but she should be shot for wearing that hideous necklace, especially over that Old Navy lookin' t-shirt. Sorry to be a snob, and shit, who the hell cares she is a regular person these days. But still. I'm a regular person too and I hate that necklace.
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Beatrix? Sounds like a job description at the pimp agency.
I love the name Beatrix.
I like Beatrix Potter...
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That name sounds like a brand of cake mix.
I think the name Beatrix is cute, but then I love old-timey names. I want to name my kids things like Walter, August, Lucille, Minnie, Pearl, you get the picture. *shrugs, anticipates the wrath of my future babies at having the same names as their friends great-grandparents*
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:18am.
Unfortunate name for the baby
She'll drop the Beatrix and go with Carlin Coyle when she's spreading her pock-marked ass on camera.
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Unfortunate name for the baby. She'll be called "Beat Off" all through her school years. Wait and see.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I sure hope this trick is off the meth....
Stephanie Tanner can't spell, and all the guys she hooks up with are losers.