Jon Grosselin: Extortionist
The bloated lazy wild mud hog in the picture above is a mastermind extortionist who threatened to turn Kate Plus 8 into Kate Minus 8 Plus A Social Worker if Kate Gosselin didn't stuff $50k to $100k into his ample chest dumplings. This is according to Jon Gosselin's ex-piece Hailey Glassman.
Hailey, who should really be trying to figure out how to fix her NOT RIGHT brows instead of talking to Radar Online, claims that she was there when Jon tried to get thousands of dollars out of Kate. And she has handwritten script notes as proof! Hailey says that Jon wrote down what he was going to say right before he called Kate and she kept those notes.
The plan hatched into Jon's brain when he found out that his daughter Mady had fucked her arm up. Jon told Kate that he would tell Child Protective Services that she beat on Mady unless she paid him off. Hailey explains to Radar, "We were in bed and Jon called Kate on speaker phone. He wrote down what he wanted to say to her and then he read from his notes. He told her, 'You either give me money, or I'm going to call CPS.' Kate would just say, 'You're sick Jon, you're sick. How could you do this to me? You need help.' I just remember thinking at the time that if he could do this to the mother of his kids, what would he do to me?"
Hailey says this happened over and over again, "That's how he works. He'd say, 'I'm going to go public with the way you treat the kids, I'm going to call CPS and the news and tell them everything unless you give me what I want.' "
Jon denied all of this and said Hailey is making all this shit up for a quick check.
The Weekly World News has more credibility than Hailey Glassman (no offense to Bat Boy) so I wouldn't be surprised if she did make the whole thing up to keep her bong full. I really wish she would spend her money on a brow transplant instead.
You know, when I read shit like this it always makes me wonder what really went wrong with Jon & Kate? Kate is a vicious cuntress who would disembowel a ladybug and its babies if they got in her shot. And Jon would gladly drop off his child army in front of a foster home if it meant he got to keep slurping Schnapps out of a cocktail waitresses' belly button. The two really are Satan's favorite couple and belong together forever.
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Kate is really frightening. A true sociopath.
This here, is what's REALLY not shocking.
More importantly, he looks just like Early Cuyler from Squidbillies.
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I'm surprised their kids aren't all murderous psychopaths by now. With parents like these...
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WHAT a fking LOSER. Just gross. Kate certainly ain't a gem or an intellectual for 'selecting' that winning manmeat Jon. Shame those kids were brought into this.
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WOW STILL fucking bitter over this Douchey Mcdoucherson huh? What a loser!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Hailey's just lashing out cause no PR firms will hire her (can't imagine why).
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Shiitake happens...
What went wrong with Jon and Kate? 8 kids yo.
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I was enjoying not hearing about these asswipes in the media every two seconds. Someone needs to beat down that media whore hailey for not moving on.
It's obvious Kate Gosselin is behind this "report" - she wants desperately to be seen as the "wronged martyr" instead of the "grasping, child-whoring bitch" she really is. Jon and Kate are BOTH disgusting human beings and their children should be taken away from BOTH of them. I think the damage may already be done to those poor kids, at the very least the two older girls, but there may be hope for the little ones if they can just get away from their monstrous parents.
yeah he was in IT, and he couldn't WAIT to give that shit up and laze around all day so he needs to shove it
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I think Jon was a surfer dude before he met Kate. Then he got involved with his nurse meal ticket/womb terrorist, and the rest is history. Sick, just sick.
They're both total assholes who have long forgotten that first and foremost the health and happiness of their kids is most important. He left the marriage for some ridiculous, twatty bachelor life and she left it and embraced this "poor single mom doing whatever I can for my kids" bullshit like she's working three jobs and barely keeping it together.
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Yeah because Hailey Glassman is so fucking credible.
He's an asshole and she's a cunt waiting for the first of the tell-alls by the children. Thank God the dogs found new homes...I mean too bad for the poor children.
Pathetic.
You want your family life ruined? Invite a TV crew into your home!
Is anybody shocked that Jon Grosslin would try to pull that shit? He must be so pissed Khate is still raking in the bucks. He should have stuck with Kunty Khate and her castrating bitch ass. He'd still have his 8 meal tickets.
No wonder Kate was such a cunt to him! I totally believe this story. Sounds exactly like something he would "mastermind".
I could see this being made up. I could even see Kate paying her to say it. Kate's been getting bad press and Jon's been laying low. Gotta make herself a Martyr Mommy!
What a piece of shit. I hope he never gets to see his kids. Kate is a cunt, sure, but he is SUCH a loser.
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Isn't this the dickhead who ransacked his own apartment (including the MING DYNASTY vase) and then blamed Hailey? Asshole to the n'th degree. This is a man who had all of America's goodwill ready to be rained down upon him, and he SQUANDERED IT.
this is the fucking asshole who not only left his kids, but gave his german shepherds away.
fuck him with a rusty chainsaw.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:41pm.
How did he make a living before he became a fame-whore?
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I think he had some sort of IT job before. He maybe could get a job if he actually tried. Unless people are like, 'nuh-uh, don't want the business name associated with him'.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:19pm.
And I'll give Hailey credit for having this surprisingly coherent insight:
"I just remember thinking at the time that if he could do this to the mother of his kids, what would he do to me?"
Realistically though, shouldn't she have thought of that before getting involved with him?
CPS probably doesn't want to deal with the drama anyway.
Submitted by Mizzy on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 12:26pm.
I think Jon is your classic ADD and doesn't know it. Neither did/does Kate. That's why he came off so lazy. He just needs some meds for it.
Other than that he is scuzz.
She's ok in my book. She's out there trying to make something out of whatever it is she has left. I think she's probably a good mom, too.
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I used to think so too and was pretty solidly Team Kate until the dust on the divorce settled and she stopped pretending to be 'just a mom who loves her kids' and started whoring herself out for fame like the asshat she really is.
When I saw this bitch on the Emmys, even though they were making fun of her a bit, I almost reached through the television to strangle her. Trying to provide for the kids MY ASS.
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How did he make a living before he became a fame-whore?
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nothing surprises me with these two.
I had completely forgotten this dude's existence.
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Did you REALLY just tag this post about Jon Grosselin under "Jon Hamm"? I let your slip ups pass, but this is too egregious for me not to say something. For shame.
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Hekki, that was how he came off on the show, then after they broke up this Ed Hardy side reared it's fat ugly head
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borg queen TOLD YOU!!!
I wish I knoew a way to watch the other ones, sorry but I hope someone can tell us how!!!!!
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Anyone who watched the show from the beginning will remember that he was the breadwinner in this family for years. They had planned to be married 5 years and then have kids when they could afford them. She had IVF and cut back to weekends. That was fine with both of them but then they were supposed to save money and wait 3 years before doing it again. She refused to work anything other than weekends, had IVF without his knowledge (he found out when Ins. co. denied covering the cost). She never returned to work after that even though they had arranged family & church members to take care of the kids. It isn't extortion for him to want his salary from the show or his half of the house. He isn't perfect but if you watch the first two seasons of this show again you will hate her with a renewed passion.
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I am over these two. I was obsessed with their show and to see now how full of shit these 2 really are just upsets me to no end. I wish Kate would just come out the closet.
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I think Jon is your classic ADD and doesn't know it. Neither did/does Kate. That's why he came off so lazy. He just needs some meds for it.
Other than that he is scuzz.
She's ok in my book. She's out there trying to make something out of whatever it is she has left. I think she's probably a good mom, too.
Dis. Gust. Ing. And, soooooooo stupid.
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I never that it was your fault.
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Jon using help cards to go through a phone call? Kate being a violent bitch with her kids? of course it's all true!
Jon and Kate are both well known for using their kids as currency, physical and emotional punching bags, and for their every day black mailing... but CPS? if they didn't do shit while the above occurred, while would they step in now?
I'd expect nothing more and nothing less from this asshole. Both Jon and Kate need to fall off the face of the earth.
And I'll give Hailey credit for having this surprisingly coherent insight:
"I just remember thinking at the time that if he could do this to the mother of his kids, what would he do to me?"
Oh Jesus. Was he always like this? I never watched the show, so I don't know. I was under the impression that he was just a sort of lazy-ish, hen-pecked preppy suburban type of guy. No idea that he was an Ed Hardy-wearing tough guy(so to speak).