Open Post: Hosted By Sydney Dalton And Her Haters
The name Sydney Dalton was a trending topic on Twitter yesterday because of a YouTube video she uploaded of her and two friends committing a Justin Bieber poster MASSACRE! BIEBERCIDE! And with that, Sydney Dalton became every Justin Bieber fan's greatest enemy (next to a Flowbee). As Sydney ripped up Justin's face, his fans cried hurtful tears which evaporated into their skin and turned into RAGE as it entered their bloodstream. And they blew out their rage on Sydney all over YouTube.
You know how an army of Beliebers risked spending the rest of their lives in a prison playpen by threatening to murder Kim Kardashian? They did the same thing to Sydney. And I spent way too much time today watching all of their responses. I will share two with you.
This one is from a girl who way too sophisticated for me. She tells Sydney that if she ever sees her on the street she will hit her in the fucking face with a full wine bottle....CORK AND ALL (she later apologized, sort of).
Fancy, right? When I was her age, I probably would've threatened to hit someone in the fucking face with an Orbitz bottle or maybe an empty wine cooler. But definitely not straight up wine. It still makes me sad, though, because kids these days don't respect booze. I mean, they are willing to waste it by hitting someone in the fucking face. Sad.
Here's the one which has a very special surprise guest at the end.
She's totally making a Sydney Dalton poster to rip up.
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I see padded walls in that 2nd girl's future. That or she'll become an actress.
Thanks.....this happenend once before when I lived with my mom when I first came down to Texas to her computer....the second she saw a porn site she was like, take that computer into Austin to have it fixed!
So, I called a friend that was into computers and he recommeded Geek Squad, and they said they had to wipe off all the viruses and install a new anti-virus, they did that, I think it was 150 dollars?
My mom does not procrastinate, I do!
I figure, well, it's still kinda working so I'll deal with it whenever!
Not good.
I'll take it over to them tomorrow to get it cleaned up.
The bill will be a slap in the face to my irresponsibility.....
Thank you for advising.
C xo
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:00am.
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Sometimes you have to go directly into the files...it sounds like it could have bonded (a term I made up) to your Windows config. Which often means the best thing to do is back everything up - uninstall everything and start over.
I'd hit nerd.com for a better appraisal tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Oh oh oh oh oh! Today was aaaaaaaaawkward.
I'm so pissed at my friends in general.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Okay, well here is a serious question and I know most of you guys are good at this...
My computer is fucked up. It has all sorts of viruses, and I did buy the Norton AntiVirus from Dell online (which it came with), but nothing has changed!
I'll be in the middle of writing an email and porn websites will pop up, it is ridiculous.
But, the worst is that I am having trouble researching and ordering things online, like, for instance, I found that I like aragon oil to use for my hair and skin but rather than pay Sephora's prices, I knew I could find a health company that would sell me aragon oil for much less, but when I google, porn sites come up and I am not able to order!
I mean, I know I don't get out much and I should probably be grateful, but I AM NOT!
Does anyone know what I should do in this situation?
Obviously, I'm leaning toward taking the computer to a computer "geek squak" store, but I don't want to get ripped off.
Any assistance would be very much appreciated.
Thanks, Dlisters.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Has nobody read the Franzen book? I'm not really interested in paying 30 bucks for it, but after that Book Review I know I ain't gettin' it in the library of the used book store for at least a year.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:18pm.
Her name is Hannah and she already has made a video of herself apologizing. OOPS!
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O well that's a relief. No really> I did think it could still be Jessie which kinda freaked me out that she didn't learn anything. Kids do stupid things and they have to learn s'aright. But you know - my kid would be SO offended by language like that. So offended. It's weird when I hear kids talk like that. But you better believe that no 7/8/9 year old would get the better of me. That's half of it right there - go ahead, little girl, you wanna play in the big leagues? Come get ME. See what happens. Ha. And it's all becuz I respect it. You wanna play rough - I respect you're THINKING you can handle it - now let's go:p *puts up dukes*
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Good evening, all.
Fishy, why don't you have an avie?!
I can't deal. :)
Has anyone read Jonathon Franzen's new book? I can't wait to get it.
It's ruffling many feathers.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by antibitch on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:19pm.
Don't get me wrong, I like most of Stan Hooper's posts, but that was a little bit harsh...especially when the truth is the other way around usually. The skinny pretty bitchy chick always "befriends" the awkward chicks because they want to look even better by comparison, it eliminates any competition, and so that she could exploit their relationship.
Example: *cough*Kim Tardashian*cough* (even though I technically think her sisters are prettier in the face, they aren't famous for being a slut with a fat ass.)
The unfortunate ones "need" the skinny pretty one to take them under their wing. I've seen guys do this just as much as girls do, though.
R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Thank Christ I don't have children.
If they talked like that at 12, I'd kick their ass into next week.
Oh man, I'm already like my mom.
AND THERE'S NO SUCH WORD AS 'IRREGARDLESS'!!!!
I heard that used once on NPR for fuck's sake, and I nearly lost it.
However, I MUST steal this trucker mouthed toddler's legendary words for my siggie.
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:17pm.
*makes pitcher of martini's*
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:D Gin or vodka
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:29pm.
In case bambam stops by, although you probably already saw this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
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LOVES IT looll aw, I love this shit!
Big fan here of Laurel n Hardy and Abbot and Costello and Carol Burnett et al.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
In case bambam stops by, although you probably already saw this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
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Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:19pm.
The girl in the response video is only about 12 and has the mouth of a sailor already. Reminds me of that Jessi Slaughter girl who told all her haters to "suck my non-existent penis". WTF at her age (11) I had no idea oral sex existed and I also wouldn't use most of the words she used.
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For real. I can't. These fkers are kids and they are spewing this crap. I worked at a elementary school about 4 years ago and I remember the 1st and 2nd grade teachers telling me the little girls already mastered hardcore 'psychological' (worst kind) bullying. Mastered. Fking 7/8/9 year olds being total bitches, mouthing off to teachers, etc. I give little bitches the "I dare you" look when I see them attempting to pull mouthiness and shit w me.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
The girl in the response video is only about 12 and has the mouth of a sailor already. Reminds me of that Jessi Slaughter girl who told all her haters to "suck my non-existent penis". WTF at her age (11) I had no idea oral sex existed and I also wouldn't use most of the words she used. This girl ^ looks no older than 12 and and she has a foul mouth too. Bet she acts like such a good girl in front of her mom and she has no idea what her daughter is up to.
*makes pitcher of martini's*
Those girls who now hate Justin are pretty smart hopefully they start a trend.
The girl who responded is crazy. Justin Bieber fans are scary. Can't wait 'til his time is up.
*pounces on Cappy and licks her face*
My day was fine, it's just my PC that bites the grand wazoo.
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*triple voddy for the D-O-Double-G*
{{Doggggg}}
Today sucked for errybods, huh?
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
My stupid freaking PC needs more RAM. It takes me almost 15 minutes just to get onto the internet, I kid you not. And sometimes my homepage just freezes up when trying to load and I have to shut down Firefox and re-start it which then takes even more time. And videos? Fuggedabouddit!
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
*pours dbl voddy for Queenie*
K, now, keep a little bit of a calm head about you cause Mercury is retrograde now (comp mishaps, car CE lights goin off, any electrical/mechanical shit bombing, plumbing issues, banking overcharges, internet down, etc and shit). We got about 10 more days of the universe lol'ng at us at our expense.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
M.E. I don't have kids either but agree with you 100%.
Off topic ... I am about to throw this goddamn cocksuck fuckshit ass PC of mine right out the fucking window. It sounds like it's being powered by two fucking gerbils on exercise wheels and I can't get shit done.
Windows = original multitasking environment = can suck my dick!
*feels better now*
*goes to kitchen for shot of voddy*
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Those vids made me take three birth control pills. Was I really contemplating reproducing?
Her name is Hannah and she already has made a video of herself apologizing. OOPS!
TAKE THE WEB CAMS AWAY FROM YOUR TWEENS PEOPLE
Sorry, i got a little Kanye there
Ho. Lee. Crap. These people are psychotic! The chick in the first response needs a good slap across the mouth.
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"Strut for me, and show me what you're workin' with." --Glambert!
The hater girl just lost all chances of becoming Miss Teen USA.
You know, these three vid clips are TESTIFKINGMONY why childlessness can be a godsend. I know some parents who have to deal w/ the teen/tween attitude all fking day and night (parents fault i know). Them parents look suicidal all the damn time.
And how are you gonna just curse up a storm in the fking closet or whatever next to a small child?!? Fking totally inconsiderate of one's environment. You want to act like a pimple pus, raging, whiney, attention seeking dumb tard, DO IT IN YOUR FKING ROOM. I'd take a brick to these fking complaining shits.
Just say no to teens, people.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
ubmitted by JustJack on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:52pm.
*crosses everything for Queenie*
Mike...Dragon tatoo page 141 and getting better and better! Catch up.
I think I'm going to re-start it this weekend.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:56pm.
I may be mean or whatever, but I think web cams have no business in a child/teenagers bedroom.
Fuck that, nor even a computer. The computer should be in a centralized location in the house where people pass by regularly and parents should have all that shit on LOCKDOWN when it comes to downloading/chatting, etc.
I agree 100%.
M.E., I don't have kids but I totally agree with you 100%
M.E. that is NOT mean, that is good parenting, imo. Or mean parenting, but it works for me.
LMAO @ Lutrelle's link!!! I miss having the Wii.. um, not for that reason. I use the jacuzzi jets for that. :P
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:56pm.
I may be mean or whatever, but I think web cams have no business in a child/teenagers bedroom.
Fuck that, nor even a computer. The computer should be in a centralized location in the house where people pass by regularly and parents should have all that shit on LOCKDOWN when it comes to downloading/chatting, etc.
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*Standing Ovation* I couldn't agree more.
Ooh, the second girl is so softicated, I mean sofhistitated, I mean so cool and shitz! I want to be jus like huh when I grows up!
Leave it to a queen to come up with the bestest dramatics--cutting to the babay and asking her, "Who is Sydney Dalton?" ---loved it!
It is true, cute girls always have fat ass bffs who will work overtime for their friendship--just look at the fat ones as they tear up the posters. And guess who decided they were over with the Bieber? I bet it was Sydney! The fatties are probably in their own rooms right now and on their knees asking for forgiveness for their actions.
Between the Twitards and the Bieber Borg, I'm convinced that 95% of teenage girls are psychotic.
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/09/01/turn-your-wii-remote-into...
MMHHMMMM
I may be mean or whatever, but I think web cams have no business in a child/teenagers bedroom.
Fuck that, nor even a computer. The computer should be in a centralized location in the house where people pass by regularly and parents should have all that shit on LOCKDOWN when it comes to downloading/chatting, etc.
*Reports Self*
*crosses everything for Queenie*
Mike...Dragon tatoo page 141 and getting better and better! Catch up.
It's fucking HOT here today!!
*dry humps AC unit*
What's melting everyone? I'm drained and probs ready to collapse from electrolyte imbalance due to dehydration it is so fking consistently hot *cries but no tears flow*
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Good luck, Queenie! You go get those fucking bloodsuckers!
I have an addiction to Bath and Body Works. It's not normal. But it smells so purty.
OH! ANGELLLLLL! ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL u here?
Guess what? You were right! I've been here a week, without even trying, lost 4 pounds. :D
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:54pm.
You know what really happened right?
That skinny pretty girl befriended the two lonely fat girls desperate to be friends with someone a size 2
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um... that wins as the most retarded post I've ever read. What's more desperate are the people who still grasp onto their glory days of highschool. I bet you're one of those.
I was popular in highschool, btw. And not a size 2.
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:07pm.
IT ALL HAS TO START WITH SPAY and NEUTERING YOUR PETS!!! Almost every state in the USA has either free speutering services or low cost fees.
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I volunteer for our local animal shelter, and they hold low- or no-cost spay/neuter days a few times a year. They have a couple vets on staff, and many local vets (mine included) donate their time for the cause.
The shelter almost (ALMOST) had to start doing space-based euthanasia of kittehs, but luckily people came through and adopted the many kittehs who needed forever homes. They've been able to avoid performing space-based euthanasia for kittehs since 2005, which is fucking amazing and a testament to the people who work there.
I tell my old man, if I ever come into serious coin, I will personally underwrite such a program.
As to people who do heinous shit to animals, they deserve to DIAF and go straight to hell. Fuck them. I don't want them breathing my air.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:48pm.
Snowy- my jaw hurts after getting fillings. Can I have some of your muscle relaxers? Does this mean I have TMJ???
I suspect it's either pain from the the point(s) where you received the Novocaine injections. That, or your jaw's just sore because you were tensed up during the dental procedure.
What's up, peoplez????????
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:00pm.
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Well, I suppose in places where there's not a lot of extra money for things like visits to the vet for a litter of puppies, these things are sometimes done. Doesn't make it right, but I guess I realize that is a sad reality. Admittedly, my father-in-law (a 70-year-old farmer) sometimes euthanized feral cat litters because the kittens grow up and have more litters and fight with the farm cats (I told him to NEVER do that again and that I would take them to a shelter).
But STILL, she didn't have to make a video and she didn't have to look so chipper about it.
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IT ALL HAS TO START WITH SPAY and NEUTERING YOUR PETS!!! Almost every state in the USA has either free speutering services or low cost fees.
I dont know about other countries, especially Bosnia, but if you can not afford to speuter your pets, you shouldn't be owning any animals at all. There will always be unexpected expenses in owning a pet, besides sickness, just the basics, food, treats, toys, a bed for them, etc. If you cant afford these things and have some money saved for ("god forbid they get sick or hit by a car or something, or even if they get hurt so bad you have to humanely euthanize them)you are always going to need some back up money in the bank or even at home just in case of something bad happening to your beloved pets. Most humans today dont deserve to own plants nevermind cats and dogs.
The human specie is the lowest, and most evil form of anything that was ever created. Animals treat their young with such dignity and instinct, they will kill if another animal comes near it. Here we have HUMANS that kill their own, and in such horrible, evil ways. No humane ways, burn them, smother them, shake them to death, beat them, burn them w.cigarettes, starve them, etc. Again 90% of humans make me sick and that is why I tend to keep myself around animals and be involved in the lives of them as much as I can. SAVE, FOSTER, RESCUE, ADOPT DONT SHOP!!!!
Hey all, I need some positive vibes ... I just called my bank about $111 in fucking overdraft fees those fuckers charged me last month. Keep everything crossed I get at least a little bit back!
Thanks~!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 4:06pm.
YOU ALL HAVE TO SEE THIS!
THANK YOU EILEENIE AND JACK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
This is hilarious!
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