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Heidi looks 10,000 better in those pictures looking like a goddamned human being instead of a blow up doll.

I was given a shitty digital camera a few x-masses back and I set it on things, set the timer and hop out in front of it. Great pics. This in your bathroom crap is gross. So trash, this sort of photo is.

Wow, mid-life crisis much? Smoking bod, no doubt, but nothing that can't be had for a few hundred grand. It's just sad that she's probably doing this shit to try and keep her husband interested (nothing wrong with that either), but the difference is that she's Demi Moore, not one of us mere mortals.

"See, Ashton?? I think I'm hot, 15 year-old boys on Twitter think I'm hot. See?? Ashton? GET BACK HERE!!"

Ack! Being nearly the same age as Demi, I feel embarrassed for her :(
No doubt she's got a smokin' body but why didn't she just wear this suit to Malibu or The Beverly Wilshire and let the paps take and post these pics??? I get the feeling she'd bitch slap one of her girls for posting pics like this on their twitter. Ugh.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:56pm.

Ok, i ll throw this one out there. I ve taken pics like that. And worse. Upon request of my husband, when he is deployed for the 50th fucking time and spend 15 months away from home. I think it is kinda flattering that he wants to jack off to his wife of 10 years rather than some porn-chick online.
That being said, if i ever found out he used those pics for anything other than private viewing pleasure, he wont have to worry about jacking off anymore, period...
Who posts that shit for everyone to see, once they are married?
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ditto to everything that you've said.
I sent pics to my husband too when he was deployed for the same reason like yours.
Though I think she's not really that pathetic. I mean people wear bikini and got their pictures taken in it everywhere so why protesting on her?
It's not like she's that important either. lol.
That being said, I never wear bikini, I prefer to keep some of my body parts exclusively be seen by my husband thank you very much..and yes that is including belly button. lol.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:20am.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:28pm.

You wanna know who I want to see a photospread of? That BBW in the same show. THAT girl gives face. She brings drama.

But isn't it interesting that I don't even know her name? THAT girl can sing, dance (And she weighs EASILY 100 pounds more than Lea - who can't dance), act and is INFINITELY more entertaining. Alas, we'll never know her...why, I ask. Who's cock did Lea Michele suck?

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Her name is Amber Riley! YES she is awesome! She and Chris Colfer who plays the gay guy are my fave characters in the show.

Submitted by roxie on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:12am.

Blake has no push up, that's implants

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:15am.

Blake Lively's incredibly boring.

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Blake Lively's incredibly boring.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
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Blake has no push up, that's implants

_Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:35am.
Jlow took a picture in her vanity area of family "jewels" and tweeted it. It came across strange. Now Demi doing this in her bathroom seems strange. The same smell of strange. Why do these women need to constantly prove that they have more than the rest of us. Or why do they have to constantly show that their bodies are better (in their eyes). I mean really, is life just a big game of who has what to post on twitter? Are we ever going to graduate from this High School mindset?

Whatever Demi. I used to think you were a really cool lady, who controlled her own life and did her own thing. Now I see you are no different than the Snooki's or the Montag's of this world. You are married to an ego inflated douche who has you worried about every wrinkle and every ounce of fat on your body. You have to post pictures to the interwebs like a housewife in Orange County wondering where her man is. And you know what the kicker is? Douche energy is contagious. That's right Demi, you hubby's douche ways are becoming your douche ways.

Good job.

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Hear, Hear, Z. I just wrote in a post before about how Darwin said, "Change, or die" well, marrying a teenager has made her act like a teenager.

Marrying her has probably made him act a little more mature, but it's different.

He's not judged by his face and body, unless he gains a ton of weight, and his face and body were already judged satisfactory before he married her.

So him being more mature is good, whereas her being less mature is pathetic.

Her body is very, very good.

However, it is not 25, which makes it all so excruciatingly embarrassing for her.

I mean, for whom are these pics intended? His friends, to make them jealous (or feel sorry for him?) St. Elmo's Fire groupies? Burt Reynolds?

God.

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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

Not so blind item. "Which 47-year-old cougar responded to rumors of her babyfaced hunk of man cheating on her by posting slutty self-portraits?"

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Who are you calling silly cow?

How old is this dumb bitch??? Like 60? This is so stuuuuupid!

Also, I see the silver lining in this mess I suppose, but I find it awesome that all these celeb attention whores are tripping over themselves to compete with the average plebian MySpace ho for attention. Fame equalized by the internet, Andy Warhol's 15 mins of fame for all has come, and I believe that's actually much better than days of yore, when a few could dictated who became famous. Celebrity becoming banal, ordinary, and that's a good thing. /taking off the rose-colored glasses now and hitting the sheets muah!

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Brava, Zomay, and this makes me feel just a little twinge of sympathy for Rumer "Leno" Willis. Imagine growing up with this stunted teenager for a mother with the Hollywood machine backing up her massive delusions.

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Jlow took a picture in her vanity area of family "jewels" and tweeted it. It came across strange. Now Demi doing this in her bathroom seems strange. The same smell of strange. Why do these women need to constantly prove that they have more than the rest of us. Or why do they have to constantly show that their bodies are better (in their eyes). I mean really, is life just a big game of who has what to post on twitter? Are we ever going to graduate from this High School mindset?

Whatever Demi. I used to think you were a really cool lady, who controlled her own life and did her own thing. Now I see you are no different than the Snooki's or the Montag's of this world. You are married to an ego inflated douche who has you worried about every wrinkle and every ounce of fat on your body. You have to post pictures to the interwebs like a housewife in Orange County wondering where her man is. And you know what the kicker is? Douche energy is contagious. That's right Demi, you hubby's douche ways are becoming your douche ways.

Good job.

Poor Demi.

It's not that she looks BAD in this shot.

It's just that she is like Jon Benet Ramsey, in reverse.

Just NOT RIGHT.

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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

poor demi. she really misses being in the public eye and hates not being able to find work. now she has to turn to the interwebs like the rest of us mere mortals to get her 'tention fix awwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:56pm.

I agree with everything in this post.

And, yeah, if I was in a long distance thing, I'd definitely feel good if my husband asked for pictures of myself.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

swarm-of-locusts @3:12pm is astute regarding Demi Moore's behaviour.

wtf? sunglasses inside? stupid

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:56pm.

Who posts that shit for everyone to see, once they are married?
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This is what I attempted (but failed) to express. Exactly. At some point the twattering and public domain uploading of the "check this out y'all" has got to stop. I mean, my fiance and i talked about fking around and doing a 'tape' ahem, of us on non-networked or uploadable shit, then immediately destroying it. PERIOD. If I tweeted even so much as a clothed, seductive shot of myself, he would fking flip and be like "for why?!?!" Immediately, he would assume it was for attention, which, I have to admit, is the most likely answer. Not for everyone, but for most.

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Ok, i ll throw this one out there. I ve taken pics like that. And worse. Upon request of my husband, when he is deployed for the 50th fucking time and spend 15 months away from home. I think it is kinda flattering that he wants to jack off to his wife of 10 years rather than some porn-chick online.
That being said, if i ever found out he used those pics for anything other than private viewing pleasure, he wont have to worry about jacking off anymore, period...
Who posts that shit for everyone to see, once they are married?
*sits prude ass down*

Heidi Montag looks human in those pics because it is NOT her!

Accept your inner chic leprechaun (the warm, fuzzy, sessay one) errybody!!

I have leprechaun knees, which precisely captures the "weird" you mention, Dgrin, lol. This, too, I have accepted as sessay.

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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:28pm.

I didn't mean "leprechauns " as in ugly but as in "weird" atleast to me that someone wouldn't have the least bit of curiosity to see themselves in a different view, cause you can never really see yourself from the outside, if there weren't any mirrors or cameras and such we wouldn't even know what we looked like, are we round, are we square,are we bend,ugly,strange,do i look like the rest human beens,am i special,etc...it's like..very strange to not want to face your own image from the outside.

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:28pm.

ohh,lol I didn't mean the part where you post the embarrassing shit on tweet or whatever that's a whole 'nother level and story,lol but I can fathom that if she indeed is in a strange position with her relationship..still it is quite pathetic, I just don't feel like pointing the finger and judging her when I've done something somewhat similar to tha, that's all..

I m sure someone threw the word "desperate" out there already, so i got nothing besides that....
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 4:38pm.

Ceelo is a genius. I thought it would be really hard to come up with a feel good video for his F-U song which would trump the kitschy typographic one on youtube, but he did it :)
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I agree, he's a genius. That song is brilliant. I love it too.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

This bitch. I guess that's her way of responding to rumors of Ashton cheating on hear. She's basically saying "Do you think he'd cheat on someone who looks like this?"

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Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:31pm.

"i want every bitch reading this and bitching to stop for a moment and swear that they haven't taken such pictures in the mirror of themselves, yes I have, and they're on some sex site somewhere"
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Really? Then you are a dumbass. That's dumbass as in dumb ass, not dumas. Some people do stupid, embarrassing shit that others will only have the memory of, what you've done is recorded for posterity forever.

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Wow. That's a little harsh. I had some sexay pictures online! You can't see my face...you really couldn't pick me out of a lineup. Some people IRL know it's me but it's people who I trust(have shit on;p) But yeah - that's what's happening on that site. People THERE like them. We share. It's fun. It doesn't hurt anybody.

But Demi needs to put some clothes on cuz her hot flashes are showing.

And Lea Michele's another one. I don't hate her. But I HAAAAAAAAAAATE it when she tries to be sexy. She's not even as sexy as Barbara Streisand. I mentioned Sarah Silverman's sister becuz she's not pretty but she IS sexy. It's just dumb. And she starved herself on top of that. You wanna know who I want to see a photospread of? That BBW in the same show. THAT girl gives face. She brings drama.

But isn't it interesting that I don't even know her name? THAT girl can sing, dance (And she weighs EASILY 100 pounds more than Lea - who can't dance), act and is INFINITELY more entertaining. Alas, we'll never know her...why, I ask. Who's cock did Lea Michele suck?

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Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:18pm.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by fez on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:36pm.

it's not like I'm NOT ashamed of taking these pictures but its's like..I'm being honest here..even if it's a picture you took of yourself making the pout mouth, or having a weird fake smile to see how your face looks when you laugh or even take a picture of your genitals to see if they're photographic or not,whatever..I may be a dumbass but hell I kind of get the position she is in if she did indeed had some mischief in her relationship. Getting older does not mean you magically stop wanting to feel wanted and sexually attractive. Not all people over 30 dream of coming back home taking off their mom's jeans and making their way into a nice loose and comfortable cotton nightgown, some other people would translate that as "letting yourself go", you know,
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Dgrin,
I don't think you're a dumbass or whatever. But, for real, I personally can say that I don't take pictures of myself making faces, or of my genitals or whatever; never have and never will. Some people do though, you're right, but it's just that you fired back to everybody that "we've all committed" something similar to Demi's embarassing tweeting proof of her body, and that is false. EDITED - In fact, I hate picture taking, and there is absolutely no reason why body-wise. Chill with the calling people leprechauns or whatever.

Memo to Demi: Don't nobody need proof of shit!

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as to the person who said she could hit a beach and the paparazzi would have handled that for her, I guess she chose this route cause she has control over what get's published instead of disgusting pictures of her cellulite magnified and digitally enhanced.

and yeah, I'm pretty sure we all have taken a vague picture of ourselves sometime in our lives otherwise you're either lying or are an asexual leprechaun who hates your body and everything "ungodly",

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by fez on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:36pm.

it's not like I'm NOT ashamed of taking these pictures but its's like..I'm being honest here..even if it's a picture you took of yourself making the pout mouth, or having a weird fake smile to see how your face looks when you laugh or even take a picture of your genitals to see if they're photographic or not,whatever..I may be a dumbass but hell I kind of get the position she is in if she did indeed had some mischief in her relationship. Getting older does not mean you magically stop wanting to feel wanted and sexually attractive. Not all people over 30 dream of coming back home taking off their mom's jeans and making their way into a nice loose and comfortable cotton nightgown, some other people would translate that as "letting yourself go", you know,

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 3:52pm.
The chick that is supposedly Heidi, has some sort of flesh colored bandage on her nose. WTF?
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I read on some other site she says she does that because she's afraid her nose will revert back to its previous shape...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Demi has proven to the world once and for all that she is the queen of the attention whores.

and to the clown who said that every attractive woman has taken/posted pics of herself -- ummm, no! Just because you are stupid enough to do something in a drunken moment, please don't assume everyone else is!

"A Channing Tatum wet t-shirt contest! Not as hot as it sounds"

Would have been hotter if they'd taken off his jacket first. Love that delicious hunk o' man.

Pushed up titty globes aside, what in Addicted to Love jumpsuit hell is Blake Lively wearing?

LOL! That was a great video and one of the women in the video is, new and upcoming singer, Sky Ferriera's mom...I'm just not sure which one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:31pm.

"i want every bitch reading this and bitching to stop for a moment and swear that they haven't taken such pictures in the mirror of themselves, yes I have, and they're on some sex site somewhere"
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Really? Then you are a dumbass. That's dumbass as in dumb ass, not dumas. Some people do stupid, embarrassing shit that others will only have the memory of, what you've done is recorded for posterity forever.

nobody is denying that DM looks good, for her age, or I guess any age, But bitch please, you had help, there were photos years ago of her in a bikini with large cellulite legs and more wrinkles on the face - Hey if I had the money, I would be getting work done too - that said, there's looking good and there's acting like a 15 year old kid, grow up - come on, twitter pics??? in a mirror??? in a bikini??? I mean the pics of her half dressed swigging a beer, I'll give her, cuz supposedly she didn't know they were taken, but these she posted - Why didn't she just go to the beach if she wanted pics of herself published in a bikini? (couldn't control the lighting) Paparazzi would have been all over that - I don't know if AK cheated or not, but I've been detected a breakup with these two for a while now - The more people try to "prove" how happy they are, the more you can suspect they aren't....

Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:31pm.

i want every bitch reading this and bitching to stop for a moment and swear that they haven't taken such pictures in the mirror of themselves, yes I have
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Dgrin, this is one smoking bitch who can say she HAS NOT taken pics in the mirror. And the pic taking is not the issue, so I'm reading, it's that she's pushing 50 still trying in vain to prove something. Yes, for her age, she's got a bod, but damn if she can't understand that inner confidence would jack up her cause far better than twatting pics.

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i want every bitch reading this and bitching to stop for a moment and swear that they haven't taken such pictures in the mirror of themselves, yes I have, and they're on some sex site somewhere, so shut your blowholes, she looks great for her age and she is just posting the evidence, good for her, you never know when you'll wake up to be the sudden owner of a hideous old body so enjoy it while it lasts,

I find Lea to be actually refreshing and cute, people must have her confused with the character she plays at Glee, she is also mildly talented which is again...refreshing..I do however feel that once her youthfulness freshness disappears she won't have much left working for her, like Lohan/britney who started looking atrocious once they became 20.

Geez Demi, trying to stay relevant much? If she's that desperate she should just buy a Humvee and hang around some junior high school trolling for boys.

Demi's rock hard little implants and weird off center belly button from tummy tucks is not that hot.

Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:55pm.
Jesus Demi, please stop making videos and posting pictures that will inevitably make my butt clench in awkwardness. She is looking so - cliched middle aged woman trying to remain sexy - right now, it's not even funny.

Lea Michele looks fug. I feel like she's one of those girls who knew full well they weren't blessed with looks growing up but since all the attention from Glee and everyone suddenly heralding her as a beauty, she's now got an ego the size of Amber Riley and is convinced that all her insecurities about her face (NOSE) were all in head. FAIL.

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LOL, yes and yes! These are my very thoughts, already typed by you. How handy!

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D

Oh well, what the fuck.... Go ahead Demi, show your ass if she wants too girl it looks good.

Lea Michele is summed up by a line FROM her damn show: "That Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire, but she can sing."

Yes, I started watching it. Leave me alone.

Why is she pulling these silly stunts?

"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"