Wednesday, September 1st 2010
QOTD: Jerry Lewis Still Has It
Because I love it when old ass bitches talk about smacking young tricks who deserve it, here's a quote from 84-year-old Jerry Lewis that made me smile as though he was serenading me on his telethon. Jerry tells Inside Edition what he thinks Lindsay Lohan needs:
“I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton – those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”
And you'll hold Parasite Hilton's purse while Jerry makes her crabs fly by slapping her ass. Actually, I'll hold it because she's got the good stuff in there.
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@Mr. Mercury That is an awesome story!!! Best celeb meeting ever!!!
My dad says that to my two year old all the time and she thinks its the most HIGHlarious thing she has ever heard!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
HAHAHAHA I love this dude
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
BUTT it's for "the kids"........
Come to think of it, Paris obviously suffers from muscular dystrophy of her Gluteal muscles. She has absolutely NO ASS! There is nothing for Jerry to spank (except himself). Dirty old pig.
Wiki - Dystrophy is any condition of abnormal development, often denoting the degeneration of muscles.
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Um. Jerry Lewis is a misogynist. Just sayin'
Paris is 29 and Lindsay is 23 - it's not that appropriate for him to be talking about spanking them. Altho it IS legal:)
And that's not why I'm saying that tho - it's pretty common knowledge.
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He is right.
yes Jerry Lewis always has had it. He knows where it is at for sure...
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Yes he's a kinky mofo and a hot slut. France has always known it.
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I loves me some Jerry Lewis! Always good for the lols.
Good grief, he should talk. He's a nutcase from WAAAAAY back. And he has a spanking fetish, obviously. But it's cool that he thinks Paris and Lindsay should be beaten, that I can agree with!
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 7:16pm.
*calls up Telethon and donates half my percocet, loraz, butal, frova and the precious benadryl stash to Jerry's crew*
lloll Mercury. THIS is why we donate shit!
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LOL Cappy! Years ago I was at a red light and idly looked over into the next lane. Jerry was at the wheel of some expensive car, but when I rolled the window down in my truck and yelled "Hey Lady!", he gave me a thumbs up and then did his version. Whatta moment.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
*calls up Telethon and donates half my percocet, loraz, butal, frova and the precious benadryl stash to Jerry's crew*
lloll Mercury. THIS is why we donate shit!
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Hahahahaha!! Jerry!! What a laff riot!! I think I'll go over to the hotel he's doing the MS benefit at and throw Percocets at him when he gets out of the limo as a reward for speaking out on Lilo and Paris.
...and if you think he's kinky with that over-the-knee gabble, you haven't read Liz Renay's tell-all "My First 2000 Men". Jerry doesn't fare to well by Miss Liz, and I believe every word she says about him.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I'm sending my thanks to Jerry in the form of a Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake.
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All right, horz - who got turned on by that?
That was pretty damned funny. This round goes to the geezer!
He's just saying what other celebs are thinking.
Good for him, even though I think he is an obnoxious old coot.
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HA...that's hilarious. Jerry is an old a-hole from way back...but he speaks the TROOF!!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I dislike this man for his many past indiscretions but I am with him on this subject. LiLo has been told all of her life that she is one of the greatest celebrities the world has yet seen and she is frustrated the rest of the world fails to comply while she does nothing to even slightly justify her supposed status. This celebrity class system needs to be overturned because it is meaningless and bankrupt and Jerry Lewis is sounding sensible to me.
I was SO with him here, cheering the whole way:
“I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’'. YES!
And then he really lost me when he veered in the pervy direction:
"And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her." NO.
Yes I agree with Jerry. Paris and Lindsay are begging for help ala a good smack down.
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As my very southern mother used to say 'you can either behave or I will beat the devil out of you until you do. I love you, but you WILL mind me.'
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Hahahah! My mother always said "Those who don't hear always feel."
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Go 'head, Jerry! He's from my hometown. We know how to smack a bitch up if she doesn't act right! My mom (who was not into spanking, strangely enough) used to say she'd "smack us so hard we'd feel it for a week of Sundays". That's a long time!
It's about sometime someone with actual talent slapped down these worthless entitled cyphers *hard*! WORD to the Nutty Professor!!!
Testify Jerry! There are some kids that just need an ass beatin'. No reasoning with them, no working with them. They need something more...
As my very southern mother used to say 'you can either behave or I will beat the devil out of you until you do. I love you, but you WILL mind me.'
Amen.
Both Paris and Lindsay need putting down more often. Preferably with a lethal injection.
Him saying that he wants to spank Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton just doesn't sound right.
I hate when Lindsay or Paris is referred to as a child. They're not kids. Their mentalities may be in many ways child-like, but they're not retarded, and they're of legal age.
C'mon, Jerry; both those whores are way past a spanking or a smack in the mouth. Head battering with a 2x4 is more like it...
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:56pm.
Look sweetheart, when you're his age, anything under forty looks young and nubile. think about it. He is what, older than Betty White?
His social security number is three.
He has a signed copy of the bible.
Jesus signed his yearbook.
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Team Jerry.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Christine,
What young nubile girls?
Both Lohan and Parasite are wayyyy past that stage in their lives and look way older than they should.
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LMFAO!
All I can think of is that one fish in Finding Nemo yelling, "SMACK HER IN THE HEAD!!!"
Awesome. If only Michael and Dina had given her (boner-free for the likes of CtheH) spankings when she was a kid.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:44pm.
CHRISTINE!!! YUCKKKKKKYYYY
I know! But when an old nasty piece starts talking about spanking young, nubile girls, what's a pervert like me suppose to think?????
WHAT I ASK YOU?????
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The only think I've ever liked Jerry in is King of Comedy.
*Stands and applauds Jerry*
Bout time someone said what we are all thinkin!!! I wouldn't want to actually touch those freaks so I'd rather throw a brick at their face instead, thank you.
Any of you heard what Jamie Lee Curtis said about Lindsay when asked what she thought? Can't remember the quote but bitch side stepped when you know she wanted to say what old Lewis did!
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CHRISTINE!!! YUCKKKKKKYYYY
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:34pm.
You're totally gross. I love you.
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Jerry's just trying to gear up for his ego trip telethon.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:34pm.
HOFF!!!!!!!!!!
*vomits at thought of wrinkly old man boner*
Hey now, come on guys. at his age, I can only imagine what it takes to get him aroused.
" imagines little white butts spanked pink and vomits."
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Kudos to Jerry (Jersey Boy).
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
What Hekki said. Although I still don't like Jerry.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
isn't this the same jerry lewis that trashed women for gaining weight, then proceeded to bloat up like a balloon?
yeah, lilo's a mess and definitely needs a smack, but i'm side eyeing jerry's brand of parenting...
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:34pm.
HOFF!!!!!!!!!!
*vomits at thought of wrinkly old man boner*
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LOL
If it does get hard I am sure the wrinkles will stretch making it all smooth. :-P
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ummhmm, yep, kinky.
"and *then* what would you do to them, jerry?"
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I love cranky, crochety old people who have the nerve to say what everyone is thinking.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
HOFF!!!!!!!!!!
*vomits at thought of wrinkly old man boner*
wait for the barrage of critics he is going to get for wanting to hit them both...yet I agree with him, they both turned out like that due to lack of parenting. Jerry is from a generation when parents were allowed to spank their kids without getting a side eye or CPS on their asses.
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Kinky old fuck, he would be SO HARD when he wacked them! haha!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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