A John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal (Insert A Million Exclamation Points Here)
Yeah, yeah, I know that when the words "John, Travolta, gay, and sex" are thrown into the same sentence the word "scandal" does not apply at all, but I needed for it for theatrical purposes so go with it. The National Enquirer brings us this shocking tale that will make you drop the lube bottle (not really). An author who goes by the name of Robert Randolph is about to release a book about the "underground secret world of celebrity gay spa sex" in Hollywood. Fuck The A-List, this shit right here should be a reality show.
Robert is planning to name names, but the first one he has spat up is probably the least shocking of them all. Robert tells the Enquirer that he has witnessed John Travolta humping on several different dudes at several different spas in L.A.
The last time Robert caught John with his tongue in the culo jar was this past October. Robert is now legally blind. No. But Robert did say that John has offered up his succulent nipple to suckle on several times. Robert said, "I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly's back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn't stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John's a cheating dog. It's just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman."
Robert, who passed a lie detector test for his interview with the Enquirer, also said that John's "secret gay life is one of Hollywood's worst kept secrets. He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn't seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn't get enough. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better."
My guess is that John has come home with man pubes in his teeth for years, so I'm sure Kelly knows all about it. I mean, why do you think John spend hours in the Scientology sauna "purifying his soul." More like peenifying his hole. This is not news to many, so I doubt it's news to Kelly. Whatever works for them.
And I wish I could purify the image in my head of John with his tongue in the culo jar. Why do I do this to myself?
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Thay make me ill, the both of them.
And that bump Kelly is sporting is a baby belly prosthetic borrowed from Kate Cruise. they have a surrogate.
Just banish these scienos from the face of the earth, please.
Kelly Preston is in on the whole thing. She makes BIG BANK by staying quiet and popping out kids for this pillow-biter. I'm sure she had something to do with convincing Katie Holmes to marry their good friend Tommy girl too. Now Katie is set for life as well. These women aren't victims, they are greedy. More power to them.
yeah, whatever buddy.
Jett was the spitting image of Travolta, there is no way he wasn't the bio father.
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I really don't care about Revolta's penchant for the pole...I am more concerned about that fake ass pregnancy...that irks me more than the shocking (not) gay life that the whole world knows about anyhow...major yawn there! That is like telling me that Tom Cruise is gay!! Major not shocking either....but something about Kelly's fake pregnancy irks me to no end....
I can't stop laughing becuase This has to be true because everyone is gay. And now I must go to work and I still can't stop laughing.
Travolta has been all but out in LA for years. Everyone knows Preston is a beard and that all his kids were conceived through artificial insemination, including the latest one. His sexuality IS one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood, probably because he's never been very discreet about it.
@ Bjork You..
I don't think that guy ( JImmy Jay was his sessy name) was a high paid escort/prostitute..I think Dom DeLuise was a high point in his career...
If your wife knows and doesn't care, it's not cheating. Besides, Kelly saw the photo of Johnny french kissing a dude and defended him to the press saying the guy was a "family friend" and that the guy and his wife and kids were very close to the Travolta family. So, don't feel sorry for Kelly. She knew what she was getting into and she now has what she wanted . . . money, kids and fame. What else does a girl need?
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:24am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:45am.
Vidz I'm with you wondering where Yana is. She's been quiet lately.. so has marvin.
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LOL. I remember how fond you were of J***. Anyway, if any new alt starts talking about hosers and hockey, you know she's back.
She was nice enough though.
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Yeah, she was super obnoxious at first, but she did mellow out...Pretty harmless.
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
...as if his wife didn't know what she was signing up for...
...B*tch puhhhlease (accompanied by a gigantic eye roll)...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
I doubt Kelly is in the dark about her gay husband. Some women knowing marry gay men and vice versa. Don't see anything wrong with it if no one is being hurt by this. They obviously have some sort of arrangement which works well for both of them.
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
Centy, we need to talk.
Wow, MAJOR threadjack alert.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
One of those moments when I'm SO GLAD I'm not a guy .... Oh, yeah - and I'm sure his wife knows.
Submitted by DiscoVinyl on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:31am.
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I am not disbelieving you, but if clients were getting more than a massage at that place, was it really a non-sexual sauna? Now, to the main query, what did you hear about pervy Piven? Is he a fellow pole smoker?
It's absolutely positively true. When I lived in L.A. in 1998 I used to go to a non-sexual sauna called the City Spa on Pico Boulevard. I used to see Jeremy Pivin sunbathing naked and reading his scripts for Ellen there. My burly Iranian masseur there also verified to me that not only was John Travolta a client there but he was giving him more then just a massage.
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:45am.
Vidz I'm with you wondering where Yana is. She's been quiet lately.. so has marvin.
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NOOO! The name's taboo! (loud *crack* as J--- apparates outside of thread.)
LOL. I remember how fond you were of J***. Anyway, if any new alt starts talking about hosers and hockey, you know she's back.
She was nice enough though.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:01am.
Imagine Dom Deluise doing JT in dah butt, what a lot of white flab and hair! Ugh!
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Thanks for your contribution. Now, can someone please pass the eyeball bleach? thankyouverymuch
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Imagine Dom Deluise doing JT in dah butt, what a lot of white flab and hair! Ugh!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Wow! What a shocker! Yawn...
Now for the BIG secret: What about the hairpiece?
This is not new, this was known for over 20 years now! I am just curious how long before this guy too will be forced to retract his story by the scito people like they forced the last guy, Paul Baressi(now dead). Paul was a gay porn star and he claimed about sweaty sex with Travolta for two years after their eyes met at a YMCA bath house. So, supposedly, it should have been a first person account and not hearsay. Now, if he couldn't withstand the scito assault, I don't know how this guy can do it. I just hope this new guy has better gumption and backup funds than the last guy.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:45am.
Vidz I'm with you wondering where Yana is. She's been quiet lately.. so has marvin.
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NOOO! The name's taboo! (loud *crack* as J--- apparates outside of thread.)
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Submitted by KaosAndMe: "My friend's brother was a prostitute/escort in Vancouver years ago..and John Travolta was one of his clients..so was Dom Delouise."
Dom DeLuise? Stop the madness! Who else did your friend's brother fuck? Marjor Gortner? Buddy Hackett? Forster Brooks? Who would even admit this?
Anyway, your post made me chuckle!
THIS IS TRUE:
Years ago, a gay friend of mine told me that a friend of his HAD GAY SEX with JOHN TRAVOLTA in a DC hotel gym shower!!! He said he had a gross, cottage cheese butt, haha. John Travolta is totally getting sloppy in his gay adventures in gym showers & spas, but I believe my friend & his story. Why make that up?
This has to be true because everyone is gay
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:23am.
Also, Angeli, don't you have teenage kids?
Trying to talk like them won't make you any younger, hon.
Just sayin'.
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I wasn't being condescending (which is nerve considering the post you just wrote to ME - sure I ALLOW them to send hate mail to an email I don't use - wtf do I care what people TYPE?! ETA: scratch that - I guess I do care, sometimes.)and that was really rude. I don't talk like that to make myself younger. I just talk like that.
*ETA: There was a typo down there it should have read "If I CAN'T contact you..."
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Taking a lie detector test over an issue that doesn't involve you is bullshit. why would anyone get nervous if their own reputation is only indirectly on the line. That would be sooo easy to fool.
Vidz I'm with you wondering where Yana is. She's been quiet lately.. so has marvin.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
This is so true!
My friend's brother was a prostitute/escort in Vancouver years ago..and John Travolta was one of his clients..so was Dom Delouise.
@Centy
I love your quote. I love Wilde. I don't know why my quote move you, but I love it as well.
I'm sure you know the source.
Do you realize that your avie is the opposite of Team Valtrex's?
The two of you should get together!
Dlisted wedding!
Thanks. I didn't know where It was from though. Had to google it.
I love a good wedding though. THat's when the alkies and the crazies come outta the woodworks.
Got to go for my night run! BBL!
ETA: I Love Wilde. And the quote is SO true. I was horrified when my best friend told me I was becoming more and more like my mother, a few years ago. I was even more terrified whenI realized it was true.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
that pic is hilarious!!!!
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
We have become almost exactly like our mother!
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Hi, TV.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:15am.
@Sal
*** cue eebil laoughter***
Muahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
Yana provided alot of comic relief. But she was harmless. I wonder where she is now.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
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I love your quote. I love Wilde. I don't know why my quote move you, but I love it as well.
I'm sure you know the source.
Do you realize that your avie is the opposite of Team Valtrex's?
The two of you should get together!
Dlisted wedding!
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by castinghole on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:40am.
Man, I get so bored with the idea that KP is a victim here. So sick of the idea that the women in these situations are tragic. They're not. Get over it and grow up.
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Really, I just get the idea that it's tired, everyone knows she's a dyke who's in a sham marriage with him and she's raking in the dough, hardly a victim, I am not getting that at all!
Read back FARTHER.
WAY UP FARTHER.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Man, I get so bored with the idea that KP is a victim here. So sick of the idea that the women in these situations are tragic. They're not. Get over it and grow up.
Also, Angeli, don't you have teenage kids?
Trying to talk like them won't make you any younger, hon.
Just sayin'.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:14am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:01am.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:51am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:31am.
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It may be related, it may not be related. Maybe YOU are the harasser.
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Ha! Well - that's kinda what I'm sayin'. If I contact you now to send you these...URGH! I understand. But what I don't get is why you didn't just change your email ages ago. I get hate mail too but I don't use that email anymore. I still have it (so I can peruse my hate mail, of course!) but I don't use it...it's a good place for people to find me but then I redirect directly - you know? I'm sure they're getting you in other places too but that part should be easy enuff to fix, yeah? Anyway - I hope you get it all figured out - it's not cool to feel threatened. There's no need for that.
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Ummm...do you speak English?!
You ALLOW people to send you hate mail, and you just change accounts?
Maybe you are saying that you get ONE hate email and you change accounts?
I'm giving you a lifeline here, girl.
I've been getting vicious emails for a fucking year from this asshole telling me to GET OFF DLISTED.
I'm not getting off Dlisted.
I've hired a hacker! I know who it is anyway....and I am quite certain this person has many alts on Dlisted and many Facebook friends!
Don't condescend to me, awwright?!
We good?
Tru dat!
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
@Sal
*** cue eebil laoughter***
Muahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
Yana provided alot of comic relief. But she was harmless. I wonder where she is now.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:01am.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:51am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:31am.
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It may be related, it may not be related. Maybe YOU are the harasser.
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Ha! Well - that's kinda what I'm sayin'. If I contact you now to send you these...URGH! I understand. But what I don't get is why you didn't just change your email ages ago. I get hate mail too but I don't use that email anymore. I still have it (so I can peruse my hate mail, of course!) but I don't use it...it's a good place for people to find me but then I redirect directly - you know? I'm sure they're getting you in other places too but that part should be easy enuff to fix, yeah? Anyway - I hope you get it all figured out - it's not cool to feel threatened. There's no need for that.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
A 'gentleman friend' of ours once porked Miss T, says she LOVES to get pounded! Her GrandCanyon must be ENORMOUS by now!
We once knew a sister who worked with Miss T on one of her earlier films and said that Miss T is a MOST unpleasant queen.
The film set gossip circles up here in Canadaland are pretty darn small and he is known to frequent bath houses and men only spas in both Vancouver and Montreal. He really doesn't give a shit.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:29am.
Gotta go watch TV!
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Okay Centy, way to go. I'm also signing off and going to bed.
See you all later nice people!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:23am.
@ Centy,
Don't give this asshole power by talking about him/her here either. By acknowledging him/her, even as a nuisance, this P.O.S is getting what he/she wants from you, and that is your time and attention.
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I won't be talking about him again. However, he has been cruel to me and nasty on Dlisted over and over through other people (recently, over the last 3 months, when his "italics" alt didn't run me off), so it is only fair to inform him that he is going down.
I'll never mention my stalker again, dear Sal!
Gotta go watch TV!
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:15am.
@Centy
Well good luck with finding your Lisbeth Salander. Like someonelse's siggie said, all this petty shit fucks up my buzz. My guess is Jana ( kidding) but I suppose she could find time out of her USD 90,000 per annum job to harass someone. I havent seen her here for a long time.
But seriously, kidding about Yana.
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Ahahahahah Vidz, you're evil. :)
Seriously, those jokes about Jana never get old.
Do you think there's a class on how to stalk at McGill university?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I have at least 30 emails.
Hackers can do anything, if you pay them enough.
All I need is a name, a profile and a picture.
Then, a little visit to family, job, voila!!!!
Karma.
I know the person is old, over 40. Way too old to do this kind of thing, if anyone ever is.
The emails are brutal. The family and job wouldn't like it. I am certain of that.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
@ Centy,
Don't give this asshole power by talking about him/her here either. By acknowledging him/her, even as a nuisance, this P.O.S is getting what he/she wants from you, and that is your time and attention.
Here's a little thing I found and I hope it can be of help.
http://www.baddteddy.com/stalkers/stalker.htm
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
@Centy
Well good luck with finding your Lisbeth Salander. Like someonelse's siggie said, all this petty shit fucks up my buzz. My guess is Jana ( kidding) but I suppose she could find time out of her USD 90,000 per annum job to harass someone. I havent seen her here for a long time.
But seriously, kidding about Yana.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Night all....
Just wondering...why SHOULDN'T I broadcast my moves?!
This person should be scared, they should be sweating a little...
This person scared me and upset me.
They will reap my (legal) revenge.
And EVERYTHING IT CAN POSSIBLY ENCOMPASS.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”