Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nat Bussichio (as played by Joe E. Tata), the pit who kept the peach together!
In case you couldn't tell from everyone around you wearing a pompadour, extra long sideburn, a blazer with rolled up sleeves, a peasant top, the same black & white prom dress or a baby tee under a floral spaghetti strap dress, IT'S 9.02.10 DAY! HAPPY 90210! Get in your red matte BMW convertible and drive over to the Peach Pit, because that's where everyone should start 90210 day.
Then tell Nat all your stupid teenage problems while he pretends to look concerned even though he could really give a shit, because his condo is in foreclosure, the IRS is auditing him, his mom might need a kidney transplant, his car broke down and he missed the bus. But you don't know any of that, because you never ask. It's all about YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU! As it should be!
Once you're done with Nat, then do any of the following things because this is how you celebrate the INTERNATIONAL blessed holiday that is 90210 DAY!
1. Fuck your best friend's boyfriend before she gets back from Paris.
2. Call your girlfriend or sister by a really annoying and unnecessary nickname (examples: Bren).
3. Strut your shit in a mother/daughter fashion show with your cokehead mom.
4. Blow your audition for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, blow the director later to get the role.
5. Run away to Mexico for the day but don't bring any kind of ID.
6. Pretend to be French.
7. Sing karaoke at the Peach Pit, but don't stop doing it. Do it for hours.
8. Roll your eyes at the Jerri Blank of West Bev (aka Andrea).
9. Burn down a homecoming float.
10. Take part in the dumbest protest ever known to man.
That will get you started! And basically every moment of this beloved classic is a moment worth posting, so I couldn't choose only one clip. Oh, but if I had to....
HAPPY 90210, everybody! And what a coincidence, it's also HAPPY I FUCKING HATE EMILY VALENTINE DAY too!
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Not ashamed to admit I fucking love this show and always will. Only seasons 1-7. The rest can eat shit.
I just watched Dylan's wife, the Noxema girl, die on my DVR and cried my bitchy little eyes out!! LOVE IT!
And did anyone else notice that Nat's hair got ten times more black as the seasons go on? I mean, by the time donna and David get married, he looks like count Chocula!
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I think you forgot one critical point on the list of what to do on international 90210 day.
11. Offer your body for sexy times with your friend's brother before they move away.
I think you forgot one critical point on the list of what to do on international 90210 day.
11. Offer your body for sexy times with your friend's brother before they move away.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:23am.
Haha! I am proud to say that the "wearing the same prom dress" episode is the only 90210 episode I've ever seen, old or new. Am I the only one who a) thought the show was stupid and b) was extremely disturbed by all my 11-year-old friends who were obsessed with 35-year-old Luke Perry?
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No, you are not alone there - I hated this shitfest and felt embarrassed for everybody on it. So atrociously bad.
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I always get Emily Valentine confused with the chick who single white femaled Kelly after the fire. But how could you forget her after watching this clip.
I'm putting on my bright red revlon lipstick, lacing up my doc Martens and pressing the wrinkles out of my flowery slip dress and heading to the parade...
I can only hope Ian Zierling gets the key to the city....
also I linked your hot slut of the day to my Blog.... hope that is ok? if not let me know!
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I hate Emily Valentine, too. What a butch cunt.
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I saw the episode where Brenda's bro is getting "stalked" by a girl he broke up with a few weeks ago. There was nothing else to watch but this show is more watchable than any of the teen dramas now. I can't stand the rampant slutiness and drug use in the new shows.
Ooh fall inspiration!
Okay I have to admit I loved the one where Brenda forgot her I.D. because it was so damn stupid. Hello, your going across the border.
Edited to add: LMAO over the Andrea Is a Downer video. Waaaa Waaaa.
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Submitted by Ang on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:54am.
They look like Robert Palmer's video sluts.
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I think that was the point.
I've never wished so hard for autotune in my whole life.
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Didn't Brandon go visit her in San Francisco and cheat on Kelly?
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They look like Robert Palmer's video sluts.
I forgot why are we supposed to hate Emily Valentine????
Wasn't this the episode "Scott" David's rifle toting friend blows his head off in?
I FUCKING HATE EMILY VALENTINE TOO
and also, I wasn't prepared to see Scott.....sobs...
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:08am.
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Agree - Brenda was the bitchy heart and soul of that show.
Andrea was such a loser, I couldn't stand her bookworm ass. Donna and her ever-present concerns over her virginity were also grating. Like anybody would stick around for more than 10 seconds to hit that (I'm side-eying you, David Silver)!!
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Your nutshells explanations of Donna & Andrea are hysterical! But I did feel bad when Andrea had to share editor duties with Brandon. She worked her butt off on the Blaze and then she had to share power with Brandon?!
(Wow I am surprised how much I remember about this show.)
ahahahhaha at the Andrea is a total downer video!!!
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I'm so old, I was already graduated to Melrose Place when all this bullshit was on the air. Rubbish.
Wow. I hated all of that. No wonder I didn't watch that dreck when it was on. BARF.
Submitted by vader917 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:19am.
90210 was a great show until Brenda left. After she left the show just wasn't the same.
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Agree - Brenda was the bitchy heart and soul of that show.
Andrea was such a loser, I couldn't stand her bookworm ass. Donna and her ever-present concerns over her virginity were also grating. Like anybody would stick around for more than 10 seconds to hit that (I'm side-eying you, David Silver)!!
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I love 90210..watch it almost everyday..maybe I shouldn't admit that. Love Brenda & Valerie!
Something here reminded me of this. When I was young, before MK was born and TVs were made out of stone, a group of us spent new years eve in drunken revelry in a hotel by the University of Minnesota. At some point, and I am rather hazy on this, it became a good idea to get ahold of some scuba-style swim fins.
So, I was in a bar across the street drinking--its winter in minnesota with snow on the ground--and this gal walks into the bar wearing the swim fins on her feat, her feet flapping.
She spends about two seconds at the bar and for some reason turns around and goes flapping out of the bar.
There are two guys at the bar, and I overheard one deadpan to the other "I thought she'd never leave".
Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was all priceless.
Another treasure... "STOP you're HURTING me." Is she always that wooden--she could be in a high school play with that delivery.
Then the stunt girl goes down the stairs and a quick cut at the bottom back to spelling laying down in almost the same spot. I saw it coming and it was so tacky I loved it all the more.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:04am.
I prefer this scene of ther one MK chose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2uQo3V5V4&feature=related
OMG, I forgot how much I hated Andrea! bwhahaha, what a drag she was. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
And Donna taking a roll down the stairs. What horrible acting. I loved this show at the time. Not so much now.
MK--just loved that 90210 video clip that accompanied the prom dress article. Never watched the show, but its so vapid and clunky and cute that I'm still smiling.
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This post made me laugh til I cried!
I like this video all about how Andrea Zuckerman is such a downer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVr2pUe-Q50
I may need to do a classic 90210 marathon later!
Haha! I am proud to say that the "wearing the same prom dress" episode is the only 90210 episode I've ever seen, old or new. Am I the only one who a) thought the show was stupid and b) was extremely disturbed by all my 11-year-old friends who were obsessed with 35-year-old Luke Perry?
I wonder if radishes will make a comeback as accessories for men's tuxedos.
90210 was a great show until Brenda left. After she left the show just wasn't the same.
Happy 90210 day everyone!
Sometimes I miss 90's fashions. Not the more garish things, but "baby tees under floral strap spaghetti dresses" and Alex Mack-esque pieces. I'm going to have to have some kind of Nickelodeon marathon in the near future.
i am embarrassed to admit that back in the day i did ask for the kelly haircut!
That's the same High School setting that's used in Buffy The Vamp Slayer.
Wow - did number 4 really happen on that show? I know the other things did.
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I prefer this scene of ther one MK chose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2uQo3V5V4&feature=related
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I hated her, too, lol. Danish tv has shown this fucking show at least 10 times in the last 15 years (it feels like that many at any rate but maybe it's only 8, ha ha). They just put the damn thing on repeat. It's just started up again. Blah!