T.I. Messed Up Again
T.I. barely waved goodbye to a life filled with jacking off under fluorescent lights (there's nothing worse) and guess what he went out and did last night. The dumb dumb bitch got himself arrested last night after Los Angeles cops smelled a cloud of Bob Marley's sweet breath floating out of his Maybach on Sunset Blvd. When the cops searched the car, they didn't find marijuana, but they did find something that is classified as the bad shit.
TMZ says that the cops wouldn't say what they got their hands on, but TMZ has reason to believe it's either meth or ecstasy. T.I.'s gorgeous new wife Tiny was with him in the car, so the two were both arrested and thrown into a jail cell. T.I. just did 7 months in the chokey and he's currently on probation. Hit it, Antoine!
Tiny and T.I. were booked on felony possession. They bailed out earlier this morning.
T.I. is prettier than frosting on a hard dick, but the cells in his brain marked "STUPID ASS" must be running amok up in there. Does he just love the feeling of 2-count-thread prison sheets scratching the layers of skin off his body so much that he wants to go back? Is this T.I.'s way of pulling a "We must go back to the island" moment sponsored by Jack Shephard?
Didn't T.I. and Tiny learn anything from Parasite Hilton's moron moves? Smoke your shit at home and always hide your illegal narcotic of choice in your deepest orifice.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:06pm.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:06pm.
UGH, I'm going on my soapbox here but nothing irritates me more than punks like this cat wearing dog tags as if they were veterans or soldiers. I feel the same way with celebrities wearing rosaries as necklaces.
Cosign. And what's with the sudden emergence of camo as a fucking clothing trend?! People fucking DIE wearing it, and the fashion world thinks nothing of the fact. Douches.
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UGH, I'm going on my soapbox here but nothing irritates me more than punks like this cat wearing dog tags as if they were veterans or soldiers. I feel the same way with celebrities wearing rosaries as necklaces.
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(((Submitted by dubious1 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:53pm.
If I was as ugly as his wife, I'd be doing hard drugs too.
I sure wouldn't blame my husband for doing them either....)))
That was mean but truly hilarious!
Ahaha, I could watch that Antoine gif all day!!!!
Tiny's little gremlin face really freaks me out...I just cannot bear looking a her and would need every drug in the book to sleep with such a hideous monster.
Drivers, people. Why is this so hard for celebrities to understand?
Thx for the Antoine loop MK; always hilarious. I wish you could package that loop up and sell it to us as a ringtone w/ video.
ONT: These lovebirds are brainiacs. They should just rent an apartment in county jail already.
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If I was as ugly as his wife, I'd be doing hard drugs too.
I sure wouldn't blame my husband for doing them either....
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Motherfuckers really are dumb and that broad is just the ugliest little thing!
He is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for her.
And one more thing, Tiny's face is a hate crime. Please charge her for that while you're at it, cops. There I said it!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Aw Triscuit! My condolences as well. Damn, life can be a real bitch.
I think T.I's problem is more likely the real crazy bitch he's married to...
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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My condolences, Triscuit. Losing someone young is the worst.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
These people are somebody's parents. Lord, help the children. As always, being trash with money ain't gonna cut it.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Dude wtf :-/
Hit it Antoine is right.
This makes me sad. I like T.I. so much and I don't want to see him locked away for years to come for something like this. I love how an admitted serial rapist can do less time than some people who were only caught with a small amount of dope.
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
I have a baseball bat, but I don't play baseball BITCH.
Wow - with that huge an ad, this Nancy album better be hot shit or I'm suing you for emotional distress.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Triscuit, I'm sorry. I know what you are going through. I just lost my cousin a few days ago, he overdosed on Oxycotton. *hugs to you and your family*
I LOVE how MK always finds a way to slip Antoine Dodson in there!
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Prayers to you and your family Triscuit! My condolences.
Xanax is the devil!
Ugggh I hate the sound of Tiny's voice. Sounds like Pee Wee Herman inhaled a helium balloon whilst choking on dick.
triscuit, sorry for your loss
OT - T.I. is one stupid mofo.
So sorry for your loss Trisc! xoxoxox that's awful!
TMZ is saying it was ecstasy in TI's car
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IDRIS ELBa, that's 94 % of the reason I want to see Takers
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:07am
I am Sorry Triscuit!
So sorry about your loss TRISCUIT. That's terrible.
Triscuit, he was EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD? What the hell was he doing with/near Xanax?
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Triscuit, oh no!!!! that is horrible. I am so sorry.
OT, how stupid do you have to be to drive on codeine?
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God bless Antoine. Apparently he has a new home now thanks to the viral videos.
Now to be more OT: I never expected T.I. ta partake in meth. As for Tiny, well I expected this in her past but not presently. I mean, they have a lot of kids!
thanks guys...i'm in shock...but you STILL can't talk shit on my future ex~husband!
~~Cody James Corson~~
5~17~92----8~30~10
Rest In Peace
My beautiful Nephew
My Godson
My Favorite
Triscuit, sorry to hear about your nephew's untimely passing :(
♫A triscuit a tasket..
So sorry about your lost Tricuit. :( So sad.
She may be Tiny, but she is HELLA fugly!
And yes, DUMB ASSES!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:07am.
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Yikes, Tris. So sorry to hear that. ♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥Trisuit♥♥♥♥♥♥
oh and Idris Elba too...hot!
I thought the reason Takers was a hit was because of TI, but know I think the wimmuns all came out to see Chris Brown...TI will not have a future in movies, sorry.....
hey guys...my nephew just died...he accidently over dosed on the worst FUCKING devil pills ever created...XANAX
~~Cody James Corson~~
5~17~92----8~30~10
Rest In Peace
My beautiful Nephew
My Godson
My Favorite
STUPID ASS!
Hey TRISC! I was wondering if us talking about your man would bring you to us!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
you guys BETTA NOT be talkin' shit on my baby!!!
apparently this was all about about sizzurp? Drinking codeine cough syrup in your car like morons?
damn, did this guy grow up with DMX or soemthing>
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For your kindness I'm in debt to you
And I never could have come this far without you
So for everything you've done, you know I'm bound...I'm bound to thank you for it
"Smoke your shit at home and always hide your illegal narcotic of choice in your deepest orifice."
AND THIS, IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!
Lick a Tiny Cottle, lick a tiny ho.
T.I has like 3 babymamas at the very least..
If only Lindsay Lohan could be pulled over for similar and taken to jail...
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Raul is looking forward to who spits the best rhymes about prison rape, him or Lil' Wayne. *********************************************************************************** Yes we can! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjmpvKn4NkA
If T.I. goes back to the slammer we can resume our conjugal visits! *happy dance*