The Oldest Trick In The Fame Whore Book
Fire up the "L. Ron Hubbard wedding minister" hologram, tell Suri Cruise to pull out her barley girl dress, and decorate the space car with cans, because there's going to be a great big Scientology wedding (but probably not). Bruised Peaches Geldof and her boyfriend Eli Roth recently celebrated the impossible: SIX LONG MONTHS TOGETHER. It's like celebrating an extra chunky skidmark on your favorite chonies that just can't be scrubbed out. YAY! And here we thought that this beautiful union would end as soon as the drugs evaporated from Eli's system. That trip keeps trippin'.
Peaches and Eli continued the celebrations last night by having dinner at The Ivy in London. Not only did Peaches wear a coat made from Eli's freshly plucked butt hairs, but she also wore some kind of ring on THAT FINGER. A 14k publicity whore ring whose sparkles just scream "WRITE ABOUT ME!!!!" And here I am doing it.
Now I'm not saying that Eli didn't propose to Peaches (all-you-can pump ass sex is a major selling point for marriage), but I am saying that the ring is most likely her promise to fame to keep fucking it until death (or the loss of all her Twitter followers) do them part!
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He is mesmerized by her from all accounts.
Every interview, every pic, she's with him or he's waxing poetic about her.
She doesn't seem as enthralled.
Wearing a face like her dad, dirty Bob, and "a coat made from Eli's freshly plucked butt hairs", Peaches is the epitomy of glamour and gorgeousness. Oh, and let's not forget she's a talented "documentary maker" according to Eli .... *cue crazy laughter and slapping of knees in disbelief at his extreme stupidity*... She must have a magic pussy..that is all.*
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"I'm sorry you feel that way ..... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
This will last. Maybe another week or so.
Isn't Eli like 40? And he is dating a 21 year old, and celebrating 6 months together. Hmmmmmm.
On another note I HATE Peaches (even more than someone like Paris). She is an uppity, self important, delusional (accomplished Journalist, LMAO) celebutard with a famous last name. Doesn't do ANYTHING worthwhile other than party and take photo's of herself on Twiiter.
Yeah, OK have fun with that.
Did Eli Roth have mommy problems growing up or something?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Six retarded months. Nice. Broken promises in 3...2...
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Looking at that pic, you'd almost think Eli was a normal dude. But, the crazy is leaking from his orbital sockets--serious case of crazy eyes there. I approve of his outfit, so...that's something. Kudos for that.
As for Peaches, no comment. No reason to comment.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Hey Peaches, Take off that FUG hat. Oh wait, thats your face!
Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:57am.
I like Eli, it's just the Peach taint that's turned me off.
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yeah me too, i thought it was a "faze" he was going thru, but im over his ass...he mentioned on twitter a bit back that he was NOT engaged to that pig, but he does love publicity...they deserve each other!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Snideychick sez:
Eli must like them dirty, ugly and stupid. That's all I get from Peaches.
At least the ugly and stupid are pairing off in this case.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:42am.
Inglorious Basterds was a bore.
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I was flicking through the channels the other night and caught the baseball bat scene. Then I fell asleep and woke up to Brad Pitt saying something else and there was something about a movie theatre and it was all yadda yadda after that.
Look, I'm a Tarantino fan, but yep. I fell asleep during IG too.
Glad to know there are other heretics like me out there.
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!
They both have ugly faces. Eli Roth is another stereotypical pretentious idiot who thinks that he is making some kind of commentary on human existence with his riDICKulous, overhyped "movies". I'm sure if they have a babeh friend it will be beautiful because I've seen that happen a lot with ugly ass people.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
I don't get her appeal. She's Bob Geldof with tits.
Yes Chaylo yes! And MK looks like that ho gotchoo! Which inturn got me :(
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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Who they?
Not hiding the cattle prod scars I guess. I hope Mr. Red will be very happy with his robot hooker.
Eli Roth is officially the dumbest bitch on the block today.
Everyone knows you don't marry crackheads!
You fuck'em, discreetly 'borrow' some of their stash, and then keep it movin'!
EPIC FAIL!
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Meh. Looks kind of small. (the diamond I mean)
WTF-is that a cigarette burn on her thigh in the 7th thumbnail? *voms*
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
For a loser who gets off on degrading women, the joke is on him this time. Stupid move.
Everything about these two makes me want to vomit :o(
I'm glad they found each other. Something is seriously damaged with that guy and she's too drugged up and stupid to give a fuck about herself or anything around her so it's a match made in heaven. When Eli gets bored he'll just find something else to degrade.
I hate these cunts. Especially her. But I think he's even worse as he defends her pointless existence every chance he gets.
I like Eli, it's just the Peach taint that's turned me off.
you know he's got an insanely hairy ass, what a fucking waste, hope she fuckign dies.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:42am.
Inglorious Basterds was a bore.
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I was flicking through the channels the other night and caught the baseball bat scene. Then I fell asleep and woke up to Brad Pitt saying something else and there was something about a movie theatre and it was all yadda yadda after that.
The internationally renowned journalist and the mastermind filmmaker/actor are tying the knot - glory be, there is a god!
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. The fact these no-good losers exist proves I'm in a fucking horror movie.
who are these people?
She looks like the *special* love child of Miley Cyrus and Lady GaGa.
And to think I used to lust after him. Temporary insanity on my part, obviously.
Blech.
He only likes her for her horror movie snatch
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Peaches Jerkoff is more like it.
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I really hope they don't procreate.
"Mommy, why do I look like Deputy Dog?"
Inglorious Basterds was a bore.
That is all.
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another one bites the dust...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus