The Smoking Toddler Has Quit!
At just 2 years old, Ardi Rizal of Indonesia is already chewing on a Nicorette pacifier and scratching at his SpongeBob nicotine patch, because he just kicked a 40 cig-a-day habit! And you think your life is hard? It's hard out there for an Indonesian toddler.
Ardi is the hardcore dumpling who caused international outrage when he was filmed working a cigarette as though the spirit of James Dean had taken over his little baby body. At the time, Ardi's parents said that he would threaten to beat them with his rattle if they stuck a bottle in his mouth instead of a ciggie. The Indonesian government offered to give the family a car if Ardi quit, but they quickly took back that offer when they realized he would probably just suck on the exhaust pipe to get his fix. So the government took Ardi away from his family and made him complete a 30-day rehab program.
Ardi is back home with his family and he's no longer asking for smokes. But the head of Indonesia's child protective services says that he needs to be kept away from hot fags and should never ever watch an episode of Mad Men or else he might start smoking again.
Ardi is just 2 years old and he's already getting international attention for completing rehab! 2 YEARS OLD! Those 20-something messes on the Hollywood stroll can sit on the curb and stay there. White Oprah is probably thinking to herself, "Where do I go wrong?"
via CNN and Jakarta Globe
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Okay, is it wrong that I really LOL'ed at this pic?
*buys one way ticket to Hell*
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When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Did he walk the 12 steps or ride?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:22am.
NEWS ALERT
Another oil rig in the Gulf has blown up.
*cries*
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"...the cause is unknown..." MOTHERFKERS, STOP FKING DRILLING OR WHATEVER THERE, JUST STOP. GODDAMN MONEY HUNGRY DENSE FKING PEOPLE.
ONT: *asks to bum a cig from the Indonesian kid*
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38973757/ns/us_news-life/
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
LOL from the real world. I told my friend about this and he said:
"One day at a time, Ardi. But it's ok: Becuz you're two we only have to put on a three-step program. Pretty good, right?:)"
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Oh shit, he's going to REALLY pack on the pounds now.
Geez, I can't believe the kid kicked the habit before he could even talk. I'm sure he'll pick it up again soon, or perhaps something worse. Maybe he'll be doing lines at age 3 and shooting Heroin by age 4.
Party on kid.....
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@Ang: I'd like to say that the bonus of being a child is that he's got parents to forcibly restrict him. However these are the parents that let him acquire a 40 cig a day habit. I can only hope they went to some kinda rehab too for those 30 days.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
You know how adults often gain weight when they quit smoking because they have lots of nervous energy and need something to do with their hands?
This poor little guy is already overweight. It makes me sad to think where he's headed, health-wise.
he's only a baby but already it looks as though his health is fading. sad. his parents ought to be horsewhipped and then hung just for fun.
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And you think your life is hard? It's hard out there for an Indonesian toddler.
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For realz. Congratulations Ardi!
Glad to know you might make it your 5th birthday!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
hell, I was the taxi cab for the doobie (doobie-cab as i like to call it) between my mom and dad At his age! time to man up and help your hardworking parents out little dude! either that or get a damn job!
Why hasn't TLC offered his fat ass a reality program?
This kid is an amateur.Was'nt Drew Barrymore a wino @ age 3 or 4 ?
Send him to Jenny Craig now.
I second or third put this kid on a fucking DIET. I see smoking did nothing to curb his appetite.
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Man, a black guy on probation with a Maybach full of styrofoam cups? This sounds like something Kim Kardashian would draw on her notebook with hearts around it.
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NEWS ALERT
Another oil rig in the Gulf has blown up.
*cries*
i was not outraged by the smoking kid- i thought he was pretty damn awesome. i hope he starts up again in a few weeks! keep on smokin little dude. winners NEVER QUIT!!!
you've just been violated!
BAH! Let his start smoking meth.
It's not like he couldn't stand to lose a few pounds.
*reports self*
I second SugarFreeRedBull!!
~*! Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein !*~
So did taxpayer money (don't know how it works over there) pay for this 2 year old to quit smoking? Instead of offering the parents a car how about you JAIL THEIR ASSES!!!
~*! Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein !*~
Do you remember that weed smoking kid on the news earlier in the year? With his ghetto ass uncle giving him a blunt...
Or the little kid who was given ecstasy by his ignorant fat sister/aunt/cousin in the van?
The ciggie smoking blubberboy doesn't concern me as much. Maybe I'm being ethnocentric, or sensitive to what I've been exposed to.
What really sucks is, that there are more drug-addicted
INFANTS born in LOS ANGELES and all over the US. What kind of rehab do they get when they're reunified w/their crack smoking mammas after the fucking judges decide that six months plus their mother's joke of a 15 week drug class/treatment with a few clean drug tests (I know I work outpatient rehab for the county) suffices?
I'll tell you - NONE. But our government does help them buy a fucking CAR to reward them for their fucking child endangerment.
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Can they send him to fat camp next?
snowy, I know! I thought she was instructed to stay away from that hotel. She is such an idiot. She is in such denial that she has a problem, she thinks she can be around alcohol and not be tempted.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:44am
ahahahahahahaha!!!
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The parents need to be beaten within an inch of their lives!
EPIC FAIL!
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Fucking Nicorette don't work, it just gets stuck to the filter. *********************************************************************************** Yes we can! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjmpvKn4NkA
Little dude is ready to kick some ass:
http://skull.net/humor/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Ardi-Rizal.jpg
Coma Caca!
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It won't last. He will be back to the cigs when he enters first grade.
LMAO CHIRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Discovery Channel should look into this. Babeh would then go crazy and shit. Hold some hostage situation when little dude wants to smoke"GET ME SOME FUCKING CIGGIES MODAAAAAAAFUCKAS, IF NOT IMMA RUN YOU ALL DOWN WITH MY TRYCICLE BITCHES, I CAN'T HANDLE BABEH YEARS!!"
Coma Caca!
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Do you suppose he'll gain weight now that he's quit?
aren't babies supposed to nap,eat, poop and repeat for some time? not a scientist but I do my research in wikipedia.
btw Lohan related, Michael L, has moved closer to Lindsay. Michael L "Milo" is looking hot these days. I'm still waiting for his sex tape. ahahahahaah kidding...seriously.
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Nice parenting there, assholes.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
The original idea was fucktastic: let's award a couple of IMBECILES for being remotely decent parents and making their fucking TWO YEAR OLD TODDLER stop smoking like a maniac!
Next: they'll offer a brand new apartment for a rapist dad to stop fucking his 5 year old daughter.
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It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain.
Now put the fat little bastard on a DIET. He's heavier than 5 two-year olds. And take him away from his idiot parents. How the hell does a toddler buy his own smokes? HE DON'T.
Saw this idiotic story on the news, and the kid already has an enlarged heart! Fuck all if that isn't child abuse.
PSL: speaking of LOhan:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/01/lindsay-lohan-dangerous-liasions/
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
So, the chubby brat is off the smokes. I wonder what his parents will subject the kid to next for attention because this is not the last we've heard of Baby Ardi. His antics generated too many offers of money and goods for his family to fade back now.
I thought this was so fake. It's horribly sad that it is real. Those parents should be sterilized.
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Lightweight. I started smoking when I was 1.
Disgusting.
A 2 year old taken from his family for a MONTH, by the Government because his parents just can't say NO?
I hate the fucking world.
he should take up smoking weed
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
He must be a Lohan. Somehow he is related to the,
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I hate this shitty world at times. whoever gave the kid a try of ciggies should be jailed or slapped across the face. a freaking baby I am sure, does not buy ciggies!! so this shit makes me wanna kick someone.
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the sad thing is he probably would have continued on to fame and fortune if he had kept smoking... Move over Joe Camel.
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