Friday, September 3rd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 2nd!
It took a while, but Kelly finally found a way to get John to work off those extra pounds. - angel_i
Runners-up:
Bidickle. - El Bastardo
Not since Brad Pitt, has a misused dick been so securely locked up while attached to a skinny frame. - jazzfish_77
You can always tell when George Michael has lost his drivers license again. - zomay
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What a great bunch of captions, well done guys.
These were hilarious! Congrats Angel, ELB, Jazzy and Zomay!!
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Haha.....you guys are really the funny dream team! Good stuff!
http://yesteryearsthoughts.blogspot.com/
STFU! Really?!
YAY MEEE!1!! I'm number 1! I'm number 1!
And YAY that zomay won too cuz we had the same idea!!! But she had TWO ideas! AMAZING!!!1!!!
Thanks hos! Congrats lowly (funnay)runners-up!
*throws nose in air*
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Does that bicycle belong to Tammy Cruise....or does it belong to homosexual Brad Pitt?
LOL, good ones guys!! Have a great weekend all!!
BIFF xo
LOVETOJAFOREVERXOINFINITY
Hilarious entries!
Wow, I have ElB and Jazzfish above me, what more could a girl want or need?
Thanks to MK, hors and friends ♥♥♥
Excellanté sluts! Jazzy, Zomay - I LMAO!!!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Angel, zomay and Jazz?? Damn, i'm in great company! Congrats fools..ta MK! :o)
LilElliexxxxxxxxxxxxxalways.
Holy all-star line up! Big congrats to some of my favoritest funny sluts!!! ♥
Congrats winners...nice angle...angle!
Yay for all the HOT FUCKING SLORES! Great captions, even better line-up!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
"You can always tell when George Michael has lost his drivers license again. - zomay"
fucking LOL
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats to alL! Knew Jazzy's was gonna win! ♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Indeed - great job, whores!! Congrats!
alright, some of my very favorite, most loved sluts won! an all star lineup indeed, congrats you fucking wierdos!!@!@!!!!!!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
congrats to all!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Big Congratulations to angel_i!! Love ya!
Also congrats to funny maestros ElB and zomay!!!
Thanks, MK!!!
Congrats to an all star line up! Great job!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Wheel Patrick Harris.
Despite the breast reduction, Spencer Pratt was really happy with Heidi 3.0 and made sure she wasn't going anywhere.
Lady GaGa's bike needs to work on its tuck game too.
Tour De (Barney) Frank
Perez Hilton's blog ceases to update, as he seems to be spending all of his time cycling.
In an effort to get Kelsey to relate to her Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Camille decided to make a minor adjustment to his bicycle... three months later, Kelsey had gained 15 pound and filed for divorce.
Whoever came up with this idea was clearly a deep thinker...
Is anyone really suprised that the bike Bob used for his private auditions of the Barker's Beauties was different than the one the contestants actually had to bid on?
And remember, always have your pets spayed or neutered...
Dick on a bike.
Jared Leto is crying the blues about how he can't ride a bike with long handlebars.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
MK, I thought your bike was green?
A bicyle built for oooooooh
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Sucky's bike
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I see my ex is having a Rummage Sale.
Yeah, Like ive never seen a dick on a bike before.
Scientology isn't going to be happy when they find out part of TommyGirl's fitness regime has been leaked to the media.
http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules
at last, i can get my husband on a bike!
Burn calories and cure constipation at the same time!
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Mr. Travolta, I guarantee no one will suspect as long as you're riding with a straight face... Can you make a STRAIGHT face?
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Justin Timberlake will write a song about this and call it:
"Dick in a Bike"
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:57pm.
IN THIS ECONOMY, cities will do anything to delay filling potholes.
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FUCKINHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Tommy Girl shows Zac Efron his favourite bike... isnt it a beaut?!!
Floyd Landis reveals his secret (but legal) injection he took to win the Tour de France.
Cannondale gave up on their famous 'Pepperoni' Frame, opting for the more popular 'Salami' Frame.
British Petroleum executives better not act too suprised when they receive one of these bikes as their retirement gift...
In Stores this fall, Petal Your Pleasure...Cause, Even Vibrators are going Green....
All his friends insist he rides on the handles bars and they drive.
Cruise Control