Thursday, September 2nd 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Glee's Chris Colfer visits a leather daddy bar for Rolling Stone. Chris has got that look on his face because he's worried that he's the only one wearing a nipple chain - Towleroad

Kellan Lutz has got that McConaughey-itis disorder where he can't put a shirt on for more than a few minutes or his nipples will fall right off - Lainey Gossip

Kim Kardashian would have her initials monogrammed into her car seat - Egotastic!

Christina Ricci's dress is missing potato salad, watermelon slices, fried chicken and Yogi Bear (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Munn has an angry vagina - The Superficial

MiserAlba not looking that miserable in Venice. I don't like this. - Hollywood Tuna

JARED LETO'S NIPPLES - Just Jared

The Situation bought a used Bentley. Yeah, USED. What a broke ass. - Celebitchy

Mimi Saudi Arabian style - The Berry

RiRi washed the Ronald McDonald out of her hair - Popsugar

Juicy Delicious and Teresa Giudice still mate outside of their cages once a day, in case you wanted to know this - I'm Not Obsessed

Ian McKellen really knew how to wear the hell out of a hat shoe - OMG Blog

The pictures of Tiny looking as glamorous as ever while being taken away in handcuffs - Necole Bitchie

I guess we're not counting the cover of your sex tape, Kim, right? - ICYDK

Parasite Hilton even sucks at lying - Celebslam

This pussy is better at Duck Hunt than I was - Cityrag

DJ Tanner hos it up at an OK! Magazine party - Hollywood Rag

Taylor Momsen is right - Holy Moly!

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Submitted by Miami on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 6:39pm

See, I think (her body) looks pretty good but she DEFINITELY looks thinner in some angles than others, and basically the only "weight loss" pics I've seen of her are the same poses. Or maybe they've used the same picture of her used over and over again, which is also believable.

Mish: I find the bastion of internet tough guys/IRL passive aggressive lonely perverts who post comments like that can't find or keep a real woman to save his life and spends too much time masturbating than learning actual social skills, and posting on the /b/ section of 4chan doesn't count. Please, they wouldn't even know what to do with themselves if Olivia Munn asked for bathroom directions.

And I also hate this Taylor Momsen so hard. YOU WERE CINDY LOU HOO AND NOW YOU ACT ON GOSSIP GIRL. Not only are you as edgy as a circle, but what "struggle", exactly?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:14pm.

Ha! Thanks for agreeing, she knows only two facial expressions too.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 5:11pm.

Angle, isn't a shame we can't arrest people for being stupid, vapid and useless? Of course, then I'd be a lifer so maybe that's not such a hot idea...

Lemme think on this one a bit.
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O hunny - you're not vapid OR useless;p

(It's a JOOOOOOOOKE! Don't be so sensitive!;p)

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We didn't start the Flame War:
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Pilot's picture

Chris Colfer is rapidly becoming the only celeb under the age of 40 that doesn't annoy me. In fact he's lovely, talented and has a real good sense of humor. Bravo, man. Bravo.

Miami's picture

I agree with everyone who writes that the Kardashians are everywhere. If they had any talent whatsoever, I would not be as irritated. But it's almost as if Life & Style joined forces with Ryan Gaycrest to keep these people famous. I am sure that is not too far off.

I saw the photos of Kim's weight loss while waiting on line at the supermarket. What is the point of going on about her weight loss? When we see photos of her out at events, she looks like a fat fuck .

I would rather look great in real life, than have a few magazine cover making me look almost thin. But that is just me.

Mish's picture

that olivia munn bitch is not all that. she's OK i guess..but that face she's making is disgusting. and what's up with people leaving comments like "i'd let her pee all over me" and "i'd rape her" ? what has the world come to...?

WinnieT's picture

I hate and loathe and detest and all things hate filled Taylor Momsen.

As far as I'm concerned, she should be put in a cage naked, covered in meat juice with a pack of hungry lions, right next to Parasite Hilton and Linsday Blowhan.

Get the fuck off the planet, all of you.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Paris, Taylor and Teresa??

This must be the extra strength dumb cunt post.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

stake_spike's picture

Oh I hope the judge in Hilton's case or one of his clerks reads gossip sites. What a dumb bitch. And that shir looks like it was bought at a flea market. I wonder how much she spent on that tacky out dated looking thing.

Dog's picture

Angle, isn't a shame we can't arrest people for being stupid, vapid and useless? Of course, then I'd be a lifer so maybe that's not such a hot idea...

Lemme think on this one a bit.

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angel_i's picture

For serious, Doggie:
"People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna's wearing fuckin' leather jackets, and it's really annoying."

Becuz Rock and Roll is all about the leather, dontcha know? Only rockers get to wear leather jackets or else musical lines will get blurred. Cuz you know - they're only getting blurred just now. Before 2009 they were totally clear.

♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques

Dog's picture

Taylor Momsen is starting to make Parisite look like a Rhodes Scholar.

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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.

http://www.modestneeds.org/

Damn Ian McKellen was hot! Still is in a grampy sorta way, but.

I want to set fire to Kim Kardassian, but she's so plastic I don't think she'd catch.

Taylor Momsen needs to clue in that nobody's gonna even PRETEND to think she's a rawk chick while she's working on Gossip Girl.

BTW on amazon they have a description of her album that is pure pretentiousness: ''The record is about life'', she says. ''It covers everything: love, death, and music itself. It's Rock 'n' Roll. It's sex. It's drugs. It's religion. It's politics. Each song tells a story about the trials and tribulations and emotional struggles that I've experienced or observed. It's not a happy pop record, but it's not Satan-worshiping either''.

Oh shut up, bitch.

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Manimal5's picture

Taylor Momsen is always right...right?

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:24pm.

Am I the only straight girl who would want to do Ian McKellan?
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No

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Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

Am I the only straight girl who would want to do Ian McKellan?

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sonah22's picture

This picture creeps me out. Or do I just know too much about porn?

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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:02pm.

Ah, a Dlister after my own heart. LMAO at lip comment! Her lips are atrocious, she looks like a damn blowfish, but I think she wants to look that way - like she's ready to suck a chocolate cock at a moment's notice. Hey, I am too, but I don't go advertising it by artificially blowing up my lips.

justincase's picture

I gazed at that picture for a couple of minutes before I scrolled down to read what MK wrote and then I had a moment. So, before I spit my tea, I was remembering when a friend took me to a leather bar in the Meat Packing District (back when I looked like a girl version of this little fairie), gave me a handful of quarters, planted me at a pinball machine, and told me to keep my head down. Yikes, time travel. I think I blocked the rest but I like this image.

hamblettamaud's picture

Sir Ian McKellan was NEVER a teenager. He skipped that entire decade.

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agirl's picture

That main pic is all kinds of hot. I am a straight girl who loves leather daddies! life is unfair *sigh*

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:33pm.

I'm really sick of seeing her gormless grin all over the Yahoo! homepage and on nearly every magazine in the stand at the front counter of every grocery store. For what? Wearing outfits?

KIM KARDASHIAN WEARS A GUCCI MINI DRESS AT SOME POINTLESS EVENT WHERE SHE GETS HER PICTURE TAKEN.

Her "new body" that she didn't even have to work that hard for? Yeah, I'm sure ANYONE could lose, (What? Ten pounds?) if you're getting the fat sucked out of you regularly, spending every other day at the spa, and your diet consists of nothing but weight loss drugs.

I hope she gives birth to a few crotchfruits and the rest of her swells to the size of her amorphous blob for an ass that she's so proud of. That's what all these vain little morons deserve to happen to them one day. Keep harvesting that ass, because my fingers are crossed for the day that no-one will care about it anymore.

I mean, at least when Kelly Osbourne lost weight, it was more than a couple of vanity pounds. I'd rather be forced to look at her on the front cover of Life&Style for a year straight, because at least she had a REAL WEIGHT PROBLEM. This dumb bitch got a little bit lumpy for a few months, but you'd think she was the same size as Kirstie Alley by the way the media hasn't quit fawning over her marginal weight loss.

/rant.

And her lips look like Roger Ebert's, no matter how thin she gets.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

KD's picture

I would like MY initials monogrammed on my car seats. *cuts out felt letters and hot clues to seats* FABULOUS!

LaChaylo's picture

Why, oh why, 2 Kim K posts? That fucking useless bitch has been working extra hard on the ho stroll to fucking annoy the shit out of me. Mission accomplished, you useless waste of oxygen and ass. She looks so fake and awful in those pictures where she's in her car. It's as if she's made of removable parts, fucking plastic pee-loving ho. Bitch has no education, no acting skills, no singing skills, no dancing skills, but all she has to do is show her ass, her cleavage, and busted ass face and she gets paid.

Yes, I hate this ho.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:30pm.
As I said yesterday, everyone is getting her "that's not my purse" excuse wrong. It is her purse, but she let someone else borrow it, and supposedly the person who borrowed it left that stuff in there and gave it back to her.

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She can't even get the SODDI defense right.

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KD's picture

As I said yesterday, everyone is getting her "that's not my purse" excuse wrong. It is her purse, but she let someone else borrow it, and supposedly the person who borrowed it left that stuff in there and gave it back to her.

Neurotic's picture

Taylor Momsen is still bitter she didn't get to play Cherie Currie at that awful The Runaways biopic, I see.

Bitch needs to get over it and move on, otherwise this will consume her entire life.

Pamela's picture

HAHA only 1 or 2 times day Rapid Ape??? I thought it was 4 times a day? Shoulda wrote down your lie!!!

Paris's thumb is fucking DISGUSTING!!!!

When is Taylor Momsen going to listen to me and fuck off and die already?

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

omlawdlooooollll!!! at Paris' bag tweet, BeakersBitch. Stay in school, folks, or you'll be dropout dumb like Paris! Glad you pointed that out I glossed over it lmao!

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KD's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:13pm.

Submitted by KD on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:04pm.

So is that kid gay IRL too?

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I hope so cuz if not he's going to have a really hard time convincing women that he wants to date them.
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I betchu Paris Hilton thinks he's adorable and would totally put him in a Guchi bag and carry him around like another accessory.

beakers bitch's picture

LOL @ the Celebslam link. Of course the stupid herpes queen was dumb enough to tweet pictures showing off her brand new Chanel purse. Then after coke spills out of it into a cop's hand try to say it isn't hers.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by KD on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 3:04pm.

So is that kid gay IRL too?

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I hope so cuz if not he's going to have a really hard time convincing women that he wants to date them.

♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

"Kim Kardashian would have her initials monogrammed into her car seat."

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There is a car seat big enough to fit her fat ass.

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I couldn't help but laugh at the bad photo shopping on Mimi's cd covers. When I was a kid I used to draw clothes on models in magazines. Those pics look as terrible as the stuff I did.

Good to see that Juicy and Thairesa (stays) still have apesex. *eyerolls from hell*.

11mil debt must one hell of an aphrodisiac for them.

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KD's picture

So is that kid gay IRL too?

BorgQueen's picture

I freaking love that pic of Chris Colfer. He is so cute.

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