Friday, September 3rd 2010
Birthday Sluts
Shaun White (24)
Garrett Hedlund (26)
Fearne Cotton (29)
Jennifer Paige (37)
Charlie Sheen (45)
Adam Curry (46)
Amber Lynn (47)
Costas Mandylor (48)
Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols (55)
Valerie Perrine (67)
Al Jardine of The Beach Boys (68)
Eileen Brennan (78)
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:47am.
Interesting point.
I misinterpreted what you were trying to say at first because someone quoted this out of context (the women being stupid part), but now that I read the whole thing I have to agree, even though I have nothing against the guy at all.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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If by "sad" you mean, I'm unwilling to let some old pervert old enough to be my grandfather try to toss me a mercy fuck, the
I'm not even attracted to Sean White, nor do I watch any sports at all, but I've seen him on Conan a couple of times and he seems like a real sweetheart.
Happy birthday, Sean White.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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If by "sad" you mean, I'm unwilling to let some old pervert old enough to be my grandfather try to toss me a mercy fuck, then yes.
I want to love Shaun White because he is SO incredibly good at what he does, and amazing to watch, but he has to put a shirt on. Please, put a fucking shirt on.
Re: Shaun White, yes I still would. And yes I am ashamed of myself.
happy birfday flying termato
Why is everyone hating on the flying tomato? He's an amazing athlete and always seems like a good guy. Takes time to do charity stuff for kids, says nice things about his family, no scandals, no drugs. He's a very cool guy.
This is a bad shot, but he is improving with age.
Those that are commenting solely on his looks make me sad.
Shaun is an amazingly talented person. He's genuine, honest, and sincere. Today's celebrities should take a hint from him on how to act and treat other people.
I like Shaun White, so Happy Birthday to him. Anyone who gets more gold medals for the USA is good in my book!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
When I scrolled down to the picture of Shaun White, I automatically cringed. That face is like witnessing someone get hit by a train.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
This is how stupid women are: they are lining their pussies up for a ride on that grotesque ginger shit because "he's a good snowboarder!!1".
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No they're lining up because when you are as rich, successful, accomplished and popular as he is looks don't matter.
HB Eileen Brennan.
Adam Curry is still alive?
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed
SW is only 24? His face pains me.
HB to Steve Jones and that blast from the MTV past, feathery blonde mulleted Adam Curry!
I hate long-ass signatures.
FIRECROTCH! I wouldn't hit that with a 10 foot dildo.
Happy birthday to perpetual fuck up, Charile Sheen.
White, Jones happy whoreitout day!
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
tilda swinten, lol mad catter. totes.
can this kid cut his hair now? (now i relize why i avoid guys my own age...)
happy b-day, Steve Jones!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
This is how stupid women are: they are lining their pussies up for a ride on that grotesque ginger shit because "he's a good snowboarder!!1". Now imagine that an even uglier, more befreckled version of Tilda Swinton 20 years ago is the current reigning [insert extreme sport here] title holder. She might get a fist bump and a free drink here and there, but not a harem of men desperate to status-fuck her.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Sean is butt-ugly but he could possibly make up for that by being horse-hung.
Are there nude photos of Sean?
Egads. I'm having flashbacks to when I was 8! That Bad News Bear hippie and my dirt-bike riding, chain-smoking teen neighbor. Shaun White has taken me back 30 years. My eyes, my eyes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ummm....HB to Eileen Brennan, the only one I know on this list besides Carrot Top
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Classicly trained adult film actress Amber Lynn, star of titles like The Good, The Bad and The Horny And MILFS GONE WILD is 47 today!
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UGLY mutherfucker. Imagine if Blohan and this beast had babies? Villagers and pitchforks galore!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
HB to the love child of Carrot top and ellen degeneres.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I don't know if he held up or not but Costas Mandylor was hot back in the day so HB Costas! Also a very HB to Ms. Eileen Brennan, they better not remake Private Benjamin and do Ms. Brennan wrong..bitches.
Fearne Cotton is a British TV presenter.
Shaun White is so hellishly ugly. He could meet Stevie Wonder and Wonder would walk away thinking "Christ, that's one ugly motherfucker.."
Terribly unfortunate.
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Dark-sided!
*crosses everything that my ginger bebeh stays adorable as he ages*
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Goddamn, MK!
Please change the opening photo ASAP, because my eyes are now ravaged upon the sight of this ginger barbarian!
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Fearne Cotton is a DJ on the BBC right?
And this is not what I want to see first thing in the morning. My eyes haven't had time to adjust.
Pretty weak list today.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
HB Eileen Brennan! If they really remake Private Benjamin, I will cut a bitch.
Oh Carrot Top, you look so young! Oops, I mean Shaun.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY "FEARNE COTTON" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.