Saturday, September 4th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Mark Ronson (35)
Beyonce (29)
Dan Miller of O-Town (30)
Wes Bentley (32)
Lucie Silvas (33)
Jason David Frank (37)
Ione Skye (39)
Mike Piazza (42)
Damon Wayans (50)
Dr. Drew Pinsky (52)
Khandi Alexander (53)
Judith Ivey (59)
Mitzi Gaynor (79)
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Beyonce is more like 34 today.
Yeah Beyonce I'm 29 also [+ 8].
Mark R. looks like a human Johnny Bravo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
Bunch of boring b-day sluts.
Happy b-day o them all nonetheless, but not beyonce. She was 29 40 years ago.
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Is there another Dan Miller we should know about? Mark Ronson is such a poseur! Happy birthday you loser!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I read this today, the last line is SO deliciously bitchy!
http://popdash.com/news/1585/mark-ronson-dating-daisy-lowe-was-a-cliche
"Mark Ronson famously has pretty girls falling at his feet wherever he goes but it seems he regrets one particular relationship from his womanising past.
Speaking to Esquire about dating one of the worlds most lusted after women, Ronson said:
‘I look back on it and think, “God, did I really just step into the cliché like that?”.
Fair enough Ronno, maybe a popstar dating a model is cliched but then again you're the man famous for getting indie bands to record 60's style pop songs and your new single is... you've guessed it - a 60's soul track featuring Kyle Falconer from The View.
We know which cliche we'd rather live out."
Why does everyone think Beyonce is older? She was 15 when DC started...?
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
Beyonce (29) AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ugh. this guy is cute, but I can't stand when men in their damn 30s date 19 year olds. 25 year olds? Fine, I get it. But anything younger than 22 and you're on my BARF list.
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
Ione Skye was great in "Say Anything." That was a very underrated flick! However, she showed the goods in "The Rachel Diaries." Damn! What a figure she has!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 9:50am.
"...Piazza New York catcher are you gay?..."
Aww, a little B&S. Cute.
Totally thought Mark Ronson was Mr J from antm.
Love Wes Bentley.
Sam looks like Mark's little brother.
Mark's hair is going to ditch him.
My ears bleed at the mere mention of Bey**** #die
Mitzi Gaynor is still alive or was MK posting her would-have-been age?
please ditch the blonde hair.
Submitted by WickedBitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:44pm.
....her birthday has always been listed at 9-04-81. Not to mention she's been in pageants and shows since she was a little girl.
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Man, those pageants have come such a long way since the 1970s!
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@wickedbitch:
yeah beyonce/solange that log on name suits you to a tee.
and Ione Skye is 39 my ass i mean are you kidding me with this?
if beyonce is 29 then my cat isn't 16. whatever
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Why haven't I heard of Mark Ronson???
I just sampled this song and liked it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzE5dS6fnFk
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:36am.
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Will the rumors Beyonce is older than she claims ever die? I've been a fan of DC since No,No,No and her birthday has always been listed at 9-04-81. Not to mention she's been in pageants and shows since she was a little girl.
HAY, put on your favorite lace front and your highest high heel platforms and steal some dance moves to honor Mrs. Jay Z's birthday!!
Beyonce will never reach 30 will she? She's been 27-29 forever.
The whole Ronson clan are pretentious prigs, what a poseur that Mark is, wont even start on Sam.
Mike Piazza , mama mia thatsa spicy meat a ball..
I cant imagine how good he must look in a jockstrap, you know he has got some furry legs and butt.. yum yum.. haha
when are men going to be held to the same standards as women in the public eye to where if you arent flashing nalgas the career is over. haha
forget baseball and take up soccer , I wanna see some dick , and I wanna see some arse g'damnit..
Boreyonce is 32 at least . lie telling.
the Ronsons .. like most "sons and daughters of.. are douchey ..
Phoebe Price could produce Amy Winehouse..
Mitzi Gaynor HOT Bway Baby..
HB sluts.
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I've always loved Khandi!
HB to that slut!
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Yea, Khandi Alexander is one hot 53 year old. Happy Birthday to her.
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Happy 29th *cough cough* Beyonce!
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*Holds up giant boom box* for Miss Ione Skye. Happy Birthday and may we all find our own Llyod Dobler.
Additionally, Beyonce you are a God damn liar! Already lying about your age...pathetic!
Khandi Alexander is 53??? Girlfriend still looks damn good. I'm crushed I can't find the clip of her in the white jumpsuit giving her "how to be a good golddigger" speech to the two video hos, so this will have to do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-abRhDfZ8Q
Why is Beyonce lying about her damn age? She's 31. WTF is the shame of that?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Happy BDay to Damon Wayans!
Khandi Alexander is a hot BDay slut AND is working her age and her cleavage better than these young sluts half her age.
Mike Piazza has held up well too.
Um...29? Really? Uh huh!
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I look a lot like Mark Ronson. I would not look good with blonde hair, and he doesn't either.
Kind of over Beyonce.
Ione Skye is an old gray mare. One more year before we send you to the glue factory.
Wow, Damon Wayans is 50? I am so fucking old. I still even remember that Homey the Clown shit.
Dr. Drew is a joke but one hot piece. He could definitely split me in two with those strong daddy arms and throbbing silver fox masculinity.
2gether > O-Town. Sad considering 2gether wasn't even real.
Wasn't Beowulf 23 when she started Destiny's Child????? That would make her closer to 33 or 34, wouldn't it?
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Dr. Drew is such a joke.
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Ione Skye is the big 4-0.
"29"
HAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAA
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Mark Ronson should not do blonde.
But if he keeps produing awesome shit like this he can stay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzE5dS6fnFk
Great video for a fantastic track.
The Ronsons are so repulsive, ugh.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
bitch is not 29
That is the ugliest and grossest pic of Mark Ronson I have ever seen!!!!! Talk about fighting the hot. Ew.
I've recently realized what an odd voice Beyonce has. And she hits some strange notes that stray from the key of the song. Plus isn't she really 35 or something like that?
Pretty boring list of b-day sluts.
The Ronsons strike me as super-wealthy, spoiled New York City private school assholes that have purchased their hipster status...Kind of like "Gossip Girl" characters from 15 years ago.
B better stop lying: she is at least 33 years old if not 35.
I love the name "Ione Skye".
Submitted by super martian r... on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 9:56am.
If Beyonce is 29, I'm fuckin 18. (hint: I'm not)
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I agree seems to me shes been 29 for 5 years now!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Ick ALL Ronsons make me yack!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
He looks awful: ITA parissucksliterally.
And he's not a bad looking guy as a rule.
If Beyonce is 29, I'm fuckin 18. (hint: I'm not)
he looks gross there!
Happy Birthday Beyonce. That chick never stops working.
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