Do Not Keep The Irish Waiting
A bunch of Guns N' Roses fans in Dublin must have not received the world memo stating that Axl Rose is just like all of our relatives: the asshole is always tardy for the party! This is why you have to write the start time on the invitation as an hour earlier than it really is. Always.
Well, when GNR finally took the stage 90 minutes late without uttering one "We're sorry," several audience members expressed their rage through dance. And by that I mean they threw glass bottles at Axl's head. With that, Ireland just found their new official national sport.
Now the Irish believe that every drop of booze is made from the joyous tears of saints (as do I), so I'm sure all the bottles they threw at Axl's face were empty. They chugged, then tossed. Oddly enough, Axl didn't appreciate the wave of bottles coming at him so he quit that bitch.
But Axl had the last laugh, because later he came back out onstage, put all the empty bottles in a blue plastic bag and traded them in for 5 cents each. Axl laughed all the way to the recycling bank, where I'm hoping they took his bottles out of the bag and threw that shit back at his ass.
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Michael - they didn't throw glass bottles, that venue only sells drinks in plastic cups and bottles ;)
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Someone in the band had to wait for the Imodium to kick in.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:46pm.
Maybe they thought he was Tila Tequila.
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LMAO! Seriously though, he was what, two songs more than a one hit wonder? I think his "popularity" was more for his bigoted rantings.
Dear Axl,
When 'your' band was super famous, you could pull off showing up 1-4 hours late for a concert. Now, you are fat, lazy and doing a greatest-hits tour. Chinese Democracy was shite and you should be thankful that many people still show up to see your tired ass.
Build a bridge.
Get over yourself.
We have.
XOXO
-The General Public
Note for the future Axl: If people bust their ass all week for a paycheck, then choose to use some of that hard earned money to pay to see you. YOU are not the one doing THEM a favor for just showing up.
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Come to think of it, I remember waiting a long ass time to see GnR at The Whiskey before they got huge. LOL @ Lord of the Dance. I haven't been to a concert in 1,000 years. I'm surprised they still sell beer in bottles. #wtf
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 4:32am.
@GlitterKitty on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:59am.
"people of the Isles"?? - what, the Outer Hebrides? What kind of dumbass speak is that. You stupid fuck.
Isn't Ireland technically one of the British Isles?
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
@ Glitterkitty - recent genetic research proves that most of Britain (90% Irish, 85% Scottish and Welsh and 70% English) is still essentially Basque as in from the Iberian Peninsula at the end of the last ice age. The celt thing was a 19th cen. myth and the Brits are actually Dagos. It makes me laugh at ethnic bias for what it is - DNA is my god!
Go Ireland!
Axl is one of the biggest assholes in showbiz, and that's some achievement really... He should simply vanish instead of pushing this parody of a has-been band
Submitted by stinkbutt on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 3:28am.
AND YEAH, I AGREE FOOD SUCKS ASS OVER THERE, BUT THEIR GUINNESS ON TAP IS FUCKING AMAZING!
The best is Guinness from the Guinness Brewery in Dublin. If you take a tour, you get a free pint at the end, fresh out of the vats. I don't like Guinness normally, but that stuff is something else!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
One scary question that has been bothering me since his re-emergence: how did Axl suddenly become a firecrotch?
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Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 4:32am.
@GlitterKitty on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:59am.
"people of the Isles"?? - what, the Outer Hebrides? What kind of dumbass speak is that. You stupid fuck. The Irish go to bed early? You're a looney, go back on your medication, dear.
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I was quoting a poster. This bit being the FUCKING CLUE:
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:08am.
Made that quite obvious as well. Maybe read posts okay? Do you always get abusive straight away?
Utter disregard for his fans ... to keep them waiting for 90 minutes with NO apology and he wonders why glass is being thrown at him!?
They should've knocked him out with a bottle. Plus I would DEMAND a refund. He should've never tried to make a come back ... he's obviously lost whatever touch he once had.
What a puss. Dont piss people off dickhead and they wouldnt retaliate ! His voice sucks now anyway. GO IRISH.
Speaking of Kanye West:
Axl Rose is pretty much the white, rock and roll version of Kanye West, really.
Not only is he the king of temper tantrums and does whatever *he* wants to do regardless of at whose expense, but I could also imagine him stampeding the stage and swiping someone poor harmless sucker's award.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 3:28am.
AND YEAH, I AGREE FOOD SUCKS ASS OVER THERE, BUT THEIR GUINNESS ON TAP IS FUCKING AMAZING!
Kanye? Is that you?
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
HAHAHA SORRY FOR ALL THE GRAMMATICAL FUCK UPS IN THE LAST MESSAGE.
HAHAHA SORRY FOR ALL THE GRAMMATICAL FUCK UPS IN THE LAST MESSAGE.
FUCK AXEL, AND G&R THERE ARE FAR BETTER BANDS OUT THERE, FAR BETTER...I'M SO HAPPY THE IRISH DIDN'T PUT UP WITH THERE SHIT, GOOOO IRISH!! IT'S TOO BAD A WHISKEY BOTTLE DIDN'T HIT THAT UGLY THIN STRINGY HAIRED BITCH IN THE FACE.
@GlitterKitty on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:59am.
"people of the Isles"?? - what, the Outer Hebrides? What kind of dumbass speak is that. You stupid fuck. The Irish go to bed early? You're a looney, go back on your medication, dear.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
biggest regret of my life so far was choosing to see guns and roses instead of the very first lollapalooza show at the shoreline in mountain view cali back in 91. back then i was a broke 20 year old so it was a hard choice to make i could only afford to see one show. once we went to the show oh how i regretted it. We also waited and waited for this fucker to finally take the stage when he started to get booed he insulted and cursed the audience out. He threatened to walk off stage because he was only obligated to stay till a certain time some bull shit about they rented the place till 11 and since we had already waited almost 2 hours all he had to do was perform for half and hour and walk off. I CANT BELIEVE THIS FUCKER IS STILL PULLING THIS SHIT!! HIS ASS SHOULD BE SUED AS MANY YEARS AS HES BEEN PULLING THIS SHIT....AND THEIR PERFORMANCE SUCKED!!!!!
AND YEAH, I AGREE FOOD SUCKS ASS OVER THERE, BUT THEIR GUINNESS ON TAP IS FUCKING AMAZING!
90 MIN LATE?!? FUCK THAT!! HE THOUGHT ALL WOULD BE FORGIVEN AS SOON AS THEY'D START PLAYING WELCOME TO THE FUCKING JUNGLE?? BITCH PLEASE, AS ANOTHER DLISTER SAID, IT'S NOT 1990. IT'S LIKE A AN OLD ASS BITCH TRYING TO BE ALL DIVA WHEN SHE'S IN HER LATE 30S OR SOMETHING. IT'S NOT CUTE, AND IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.
I don't think I've ever been so proud to be Irish before. * wipes patriotic tear from corner of eye *.
I wouldn't have been happy either, but when they started playing the opening to Welcome to the Jungle, I would have gotten all tingly and all would have been forgiven.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:08am.
I hate to defend Axl but the people of the Isles are ridiculous about doing everything early. They're ready for bed at 11, I bet by the time Axl came on it was 9:30. Better get in bed ya drunks! Shitty food, shitty hours, rubbish everywhere on the floor at clubs. Give me Germany over that any day.
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You are suggesting people on the Isles don't like a party? about the Irish? Okkkkkkaaayyyyy....
Germany is good btw but I am not entirely sure if you are aware just how shit GNR have been and how they got whistled after every gig. Added to that the fact that Axl sacked the whole band last week and then had to rehire them, I'd say they're at fault here. Not the "ready for bed at 11" Irish.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:51am.
You gotta love the Irish! And red her and freckles as a bonus.
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That's the Scots. The Irish thankyouverymuch tend to be darker haired as they stem from the celts (half Irish here!)
Scots= gingers
Welsh/Irish= darker haired.
of course there are exceptions to this.
GNR are shit. They got booed at Reading too.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:51am.
red hair and freckles is non sessy. but i love the irish!
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
You gotta love the Irish! And red her and freckles as a bonus.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hot Slut of the Day to the lady who said, "can we have a bit of hush." Love the irish! Ok, the real hot sluts are the bottle throwers, lol. Can't add anything to what's already been said about Axhole (good one!) and starting that late is wrong.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:51pm.
Axl Rose gets douchier by the day.
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Funny, I think that's what the audience was throwing at him. Old douche bottles. Oh wait, this was Ireland; it had to be booze bottles. Empties of course! And by empty, I mean DRY! They'd never throw something with any booze still in it.
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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I don't even really get what they're doing to be honest. They stuck around just to tell him to fuck off? And then what? Go home? Just keep telling him to fuck off while he plays his whole set? I'm a little confused.
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Axl had his 15 minutes from 1988-1990. He was a stupid ass to think the people would wait around like he is Mick Jagger or Pete Townsend. His real name is Bob Bailey and he has hit many of his girlfriends.
I hate to defend Axl but the people of the Isles are ridiculous about doing everything early. They're ready for bed at 11, I bet by the time Axl came on it was 9:30. Better get in bed ya drunks! Shitty food, shitty hours, rubbish everywhere on the floor at clubs. Give me Germany over that any day.
Dear Axl,
It's not 1989. You can't pull this shit anymore. Get over yourself.
P.S. Love the Irish.
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MK, i never would have thought we were related, but i too have to lie an hour on start times for my mom and other rels. maybe i should go for 90 mins. i wonder if pearl from phantom (pirate radio dublin) was in the house! for sure she would only throw empties. (nice detail, mk)
HAHA, love the guy in the audience yelling "FUCK OFF YA TIT!" heh heh
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Ninety minutes late... fuck that's bad. All's he needed to do was talk to them all for a couple minutes, apologize and try to get everyone back on the same page and I bet it would've been fine - wasted masses or not.
This is par for the course for Axl Pose, though.
They should have just thrown on a Michael Flatly Lord of the Dance vid...then again...maybe not.
KISS and GNR may both be considered 'nostalgia acts' now, but as a huge KISS fan for 30 years now, let me just say that they are very professional when it comes to their shows and they do NOT make people wait. If they 7pm, then they mean it - even if they have to boot the opening act off the stage (and they have done that before). KISS would never treat their fans this way, which is why we don't throw bottles at them. Axl is and always has been arrogant, and it's working against him big time. I can't believe DJ Ashba joined GNR.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I love GNR but Axle really is a fucking pain in the ass and yeah if he wants to keep everyone waiting like a rock star then he should be able to deal with a few bottles being tossed at him...
BTW -I saw Slashes band a few years ago -they opened for ACDC and they were crap-he needs Axle and Axle needs him-prolly cant deal with the fact that Slash hasnt changed at all and he looks like a fat ass buddha...
One other thing-I saw The Dammed in London years ago and they were spitting at the audience and the audience were spitting back AND throwing bottles-THATS a fucking rock band!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
When I saw Ziggy Marley and the Wailers, they started on time but it took them 90 minutes to sober up and start playing together. Having the music at their feet on stage also helped. Bob would have been proud.
ROCK ON!
It's their own dang fault for shelling out dosh to see this ass wipe.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
This was in the Irish Times, I was going to mail it to MK.
The Irish are generally very generous, loyal audience members who make the world's biggest bands come back to this tiny island of only 4.5 million over and over.
So at first I was embarrassed that they (we) would behave that way.
Then I read the 90 min- 2 hr delay and I thought - dang - no-one told Axl that the Irish may be somewhat insane, but we expect manners and timeliness from bands we pay over $200 to see.
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Dark-sided!
With that, Ireland just found their new official national sport.
LMAO!!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
what a douche
Maybe they thought he was Tila Tequila.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 7:10pm.
I would not wait an hour and a half to see anyone but Fiona Apple.
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Fiona is amazing!
As someone who teaches piano lessons, I was a bit disappointed to see them tear down her set after a show and learned it wasn't a real piano.
It looks like this gorgeous grand piano on stage, but it's a facade. I wish they would have just rolled it off stage and not let me see it was an electronic version. It kind of broke my heart a little. Of course, it's not easy to tour with a Grand, they are huge & heavy....
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Axl's known for making people wait. Yeah he's a dick, but I'd still love to see Guns N Roses live. I'll remember to bring a book with a book light while I wait for the show to start.
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