This Cover Of 7 Jours With Celine Dion Is The Best
Here is a SANS FARDS and pregnant Celine Dion with her family on the cover of Canada's 7 Jours magazine. This is how the cover of a celebrity weekly is really done, because each one of their facial expressions is a new kind of hilarious.
René Angélil has a look on his face like he's really excited to destroy Flash Gordon once and for all, or slurp your brains out through your ear holes. Celine is giving that look most pregnant women have plastered on their faces 7 out of 9 months. The "I'm over this shit" face, which is also the "I have to piss" face. René-Charles looks strangely excited. I say "strangely excited" because I'd be kind of sad if I no longer had a long luscious unicorn tail on top of my head. Maybe it's hiding under there and he's wearing Anne Hathaway's wig.
And the dog is obviously not amused at the fact that 7 Jours is still bringing up Princess Diana's death.
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'Grossesse' is right. I'm talking about Rene.
I agree with Bunny Rabbit, I can't hate on this either. It is nice to see them being real people instead of airbrushed cartoons.
Awww, I can't hate on this photo of hers. I'm by no means a fan, but I love the way she looks here. She looks totally appropriate for a 42-year old mom-to-be of twins during the hot summer and she looks very serene and content, as if at least for this moment, there is a moment of real, tangible normalcy and quiet in her life. Her son is handsome, but looks mishievous...reminds me of my little one.
You sure that's the dog's expression? I was thinking it more like either; oh great! now I'm going to have two brats pulling on my tail, or; You've got to be kidding! No I am not the father. You know that sort of Worried-Disbelief look.
Very strange. Celebrity mothers usually only pose without makeup or hair styling AFTER the baby is born. It's the "I'm pretending I've been up all night with a screaming kid instead of handing it to a nanny and sleeping my full 10 hours" look
I am not a fan but I approve of the natural look (I must be Canadian, eh?) and the boy looks cute especially with his "big brother" haircut. I have always admired her pipes if not her choice in music.
Special note for special people: French Canadians have been in North America since the 17th century. Your comments about french kissing and the Eiffel Tower are strange and ignorant.
Celine and her brood are ugly. Guillaume is HAWT.
That is all.
gah! i knew celine would be scary without makeup and i yet i still wasn't prepared for this....
anywho, that guillaume lemay-thivierge dude looks pretty hot...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:00am.
Submitted by decorative item on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 6:28am.
FOR THE AMOUNT YOU GET PAID PUT SOME FUCKING MAKEUP ON TOOTSIE.
Don't care! I LOVE IT!
Submitted by seejaneclick on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:42am.
Could somebody kindly tell me what SANS FARDS means?
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i think it means: without makeup... not sure
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
sans fards = without makeup
Could somebody kindly tell me what SANS FARDS means?
At least she cut Rene Charles's hair. FINALLY. that shiz was getting out of control!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Submitted by MtlMama on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:23am.
@sandbitch:
Never mind, lol, suffice to say we have to deal with Celine on a daily basis.
---I can only imagine that horror...bitch looks like Dustin Hoffman.
French people fucking stink, oui? Piss troughs in the street...uncouth!
I spent a week in Paris when I was 11, some french dude *french* kissed me. For years following, every time I heard a french accent or french, I fucking had an anxiety attack.
Liverwurst breath.
@sandbitch:
Never mind, lol, suffice to say we have to deal with Celine on a daily basis.
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Submitted by MtlMama on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:58am.
Not in media. Government stuff is the only 'by law' one. Besides that, throw in Quebec's 'short bus special' laws where it's French-only (the 'bilingual' thing doesn't apply here, apparently). Seems 30+ years of "Bill 101", shoving French down your throat to 'protect the French language' has done eff-all, but god forbid they get rid of it. Bitter? Me? yeah. It's bullshit. You can't even send your kid to an English school if you want (whether you're French or English), unless a parent went to an English school for the majority of their education.
Bullshit, esti.
---Trying to grasp with all 11 fingers and half Australian/transplanted british brain - have not yet seen Canadian Bacon. Excusemoi? Keh?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:28am.
Excusemoi but butty butt but? where are/is the engrish? Isn't Canuckian text a'spose to be in frog AND Her Majesty's?
How the fuck am *I* suppose to understands...
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Not in media. Government stuff is the only 'by law' one. Besides that, throw in Quebec's 'short bus special' laws where it's French-only (the 'bilingual' thing doesn't apply here, apparently). Seems 30+ years of "Bill 101", shoving French down your throat to 'protect the French language' has done eff-all, but god forbid they get rid of it. Bitter? Me? yeah. It's bullshit. You can't even send your kid to an English school if you want (whether you're French or English), unless a parent went to an English school for the majority of their education.
Bullshit, esti.
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Her husband gives me the creeps, but I think Celine looks normal and beautiful here. I much prefer this to the stretched, plastic, and airbrushed faces we normally see on magazine covers.
Excusemoi but butty butt but? where are/is the engrish? Isn't Canuckian text a'spose to be in frog AND Her Majesty's?
How the fuck am *I* suppose to understands...
I saw this ipecac substitute at the pharmacy check-out last night. You have to see this cover 'live' to truly appreciate it.
The kid is effin' special looking, Celine is 7 shades of ooglie, and Rene, well.....I guess Madame Tussaud lets the wax statues out on day-passes.
Funny how I can't find info about her being in the hospital, though. The French news here reported her pregnancy being in danger, and she needed a 'cerclage' done last week.
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Mike- LOL!
I didn't know she was pregnant. I don't think I heard anything since the last I'm-pregnant-but-I'm not scandal that she had.
Submitted by decorative item on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 6:28am.
I love it! She looks like a person and not a plastic doll. And, she doesn't leave pregnant women feeling like hell because they don't look stunning all the time. This may not be Hollywood beautiful, but it is beautiful.
---*heaves*
FOR THE AMOUNT YOU GET PAID PUT SOME FUCKING MAKEUP ON TOOTSIE.
I love it! She looks like a person and not a plastic doll. And, she doesn't leave pregnant women feeling like hell because they don't look stunning all the time. This may not be Hollywood beautiful, but it is beautiful.
This interview and picture was for the Canadian audience. They appreciate the real deal. So, for them she doesn't have to be "beautified" for the likes of you guys.
You have been a slave to the Hollywood airbrushed look and won't accept anything less. Poor you.
E.T. phooooone hooooome.
Fugzilla's boobs should be huge, that's what happens when your preggers. Don't tell me she's starving herself to stay....ugly?! Poor baby. I mean the one inside her of course!!
She looks like she it 'touching herself'. Weird.
The dog looks nice though.
Not a fan of her music but I do enjoy when Rich over at fourfour makes video clips of her and I respect that she's decent to her fans. She's also quite unique, so props for that.
Googled Guillaume Lemay. Hot!
eta: Her husband looks like an older version of my weird neighbor, lol, and imagine being her kid for a moment....*shudder* Our moms were never so embarrassing. :)
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:21pm.
Yeah, RoPo (lol, like my cute little Hollywood nickname?) is really fuckin' creepy. I can't believe he actually has people backing him, especially the French! WTF is it with these French actors and their Roman Polanski?!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:32am.
No, overly emotional, idiotic female.
You don't put your stupid, hideous, pregnant mug out to the world on a Mag-cover without expecting some negative blow-back. ESPECIALLY if you don't even have enough common decency to hide the fug with make-up.
It's called, being a "millionaire" for a fuckin' picture and all of us are sucker's for 'buying' into the bullshit.
You want to tango with me, yucko?
Chess?
Guillaume Lemay's acting credits include "Nitro" and "Les 3 p'tits cochons" (the 3 little pigs). Hahaha! Also, if you google search him, there's a fun picture of him in a speedo, and another where he has ridiculous dreads. More Guillaume MK!
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:18pm.
Wow, all that money and she can't afford a bra and hairstylist? I know you're pregnant, woman, but you look like an old lady with a gut.
Now that I look at the whole picture, it looks damn creepy. Rene and the kid look like they go out and murder people, then bury them in the back yard, and Celine looks like they doped her up to keep her quiet. The dog looks like it's trying to telepathically call for help.
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Best one in a LONG time !
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:40pm.
At least their son looks like an actual 'male' now.
Note to Celine:
You don't look 'glowing and beautiful' without make-up just because you're pregnant.
You look like a haggard, saggy-tittied, floppy tub-topped muumuu wearing sow. Please re-think doing photo-ops of yourself pregnant, hormonal and without make-up wearing a tent with a leafy print.
Can't hide the fug. Can't hide the fug.
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Geez. What crawled up your ass? I don't think she's the most gorgeous "sans fards" woman I've ever seen, but she looks fine to me. She looks healthy and comfortable. Is she supposed to put on some charade as a pregnant woman with high heels, full-on makeup and a push-up bra? Please. Most of you would be bitching about what a fake crazy bitch she was if she did that.
She looks lovelier & healthier than she has in quite a while. Rene-Charles is a cute kid, even though I do find his father creepy, so the babies should be too.
Maybe I'm just feeling generous, but I don't have any problem with this pic; she looks normal and happy. Yeah, there's a bit of the creepy vibe but I don't know. Just glad she seems happy.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
There's only one word for this:
Creepy!
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:58am.
I thought that was Russel Crowe, but nope.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:56pm.
Like Shania Twain? ;)
I gotta admit that Guillaume guy is delish. What's he been in?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
A strange family indeed. But who am I to talk because most members of my own are certifiable.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I bet the UnderArmour people are just thrilled to have a fat pervy-looking dude rocking their logo tee
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:56pm.
THANK YOU.
She's not really that ugly either. She looks like an average middle aged woman.
Geez. For as many people who talk about Katie Price's OTT plastic, day-glo look, a lot of people sure act like it's a sin to look average or less attractive and be content with it. That IS why everyone's taking the piss, isn't it?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Awww, she's harmless though!
I really can't hate anything but her songs, but at least she can hit a note without autotune.
Otherwise, she's totally respectable. Jesus Christ, you'd think that maybe she would be the lesser of two evils AT LEAST on the basis she isn't a skeletal bat-winged attention whore who's popping her ancient pussy on stage. She isn't the one grinding her cobwebbed twat all over dumb male models half her age or changing her religion every few years. She isn't saying or doing "outrageous" (slutty) things for attention. She isn't stealing children from third world countries, so yeah, she gets a pass from me.
Sometimes you just can't win with people, but personally...I'd take Celine Dion's sappy contemporary act over Vadge's superficial and oversexed memaw act any day.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Celine Dion is French, scalawag, like you are Princess Diana.
K, except for Rene. He looks like bambam's unfortunate duplicate id.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
It's CANADIAN. We like our celebrities to look like actual human beings.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Black out one or two of Celine's front teeth and bitch looks straight out of Appalachia.
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Let's face it Michael K- the whole thing would have looked better if they left every one out except for the real star- the dog.
But you know the French, they can't help but spoil everything for you...which reminds me why did they leave out a picture of the Eiffel tower?
Scallywag
At least their son looks like an actual 'male' now.
Note to Celine:
You don't look 'glowing and beautiful' without make-up just because you're pregnant.
You look like a haggard, saggy-tittied, floppy tub-topped muumuu wearing sow. Please re-think doing photo-ops of yourself pregnant, hormonal and without make-up wearing a tent with a leafy print.
Can't hide the fug. Can't hide the fug.