The Smug "Yup, I'm On This Dick" Face
At the opening of Kat Von D's new gallery in West Hollywood last night, Vanilla Gorilla looked like he had just opened his eyes after being passed out for days in the backseat of an Impala from a beer and whippit binge. And Kat Von D was as smug as White Oprah licking on a Fudgie the Whale cake. So this could mean only one thing: THEY'RE IN LOVE! Pop your warts and let the pus flow in celebration of this free clinic-approved union!
The original Bombshell McGross has probably been crawling up Vanilla Gorila's leg to get to his dick for years, so of course she's gushing from every open orifice about how he's "the one" and how they truly belong together. Bitch is right. These two are written in the sars (don't you dare take a red Sharpie to that typo).
Sounding like a 13-year-old girl who is trying to sound like a grown ass woman, Kat told People last night:
On how she keeps count of all her boyfriends: "Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love."On when she realized she wanted to take a ride on Vanilla Gorilla's leather couch of slut jizz: "Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don't remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were."
On Vanilla Gorilla's divorce from Sandra Bullock: "I stayed away from that as much as possible, and when we connected recently, it was such a positive thing. It was just like, 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.' Now I'm just embracing it and enjoying it."
Playing Scrabble? Bitches are really trying to sound like two wholesome teenagers circa 1960. Yeah, I'm sure when Vanilla Gorilla played "endlosung" it just sent a warm tingle to Kat's heart strings.
The best part is that when People asked Vanilla Gorilla if he was happy, he grunted out a "Yeah." And you know he farted on mute at the same time too.
It's always nice when a hongray crack house rat finally finds a piece of maggot-ridden cheese to nibble on, so good for them. But maybe Kat Von D can take a few moments out from humping Vanilla Gorilla's jock to go find a wig that doesn't make her look like a biker bar hooker version of Lily Munster. That gutter ass wig was made to be snatched and donated to a family of rodents that need a home. And while Kat is doing that, maybe she can get Vanilla Gorilla's stupid ass an outfit that doesn't make him look like a vato abuelito who is doing it all wrong.
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Playing SCRABBLE? Maybe on each others asscheeks..
@ babybunny
why dont you tell us how you REALLY feel.. LOL!!! i bet she broke up w/nikki b/c she's carrying VG's bebeh..
see all of the pics w/nikki where he has his hand curiously positioned on her abdomen?
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WITHOUT A DOUBT SHE WAS THE HO THAT THE HORRIBLE ALLRED CLAIMED WAS "the beautiful woman who also had an affair with Jesse"...just put two and two together...a little slow on the uptake folks...she has been fucking Jesse forever...no remorse about it either, she was just waiting for the right time to go in for the kill. TRUST ME WHEN I TELL THIS WHORE IS A MAJOR AND I MEAN MAJOR MAJOR SLUT. Jesse looks dead in the eyes and super duper creepy to me, and this NASTY SLUT SKANK IS ACTUALLY A WORSE WHORE THAN BOOBSHIT...KAT VON D IS AN EVIL, EVIL, EVIL SLUT...NOTHING GOOD ABOUT HER AT ALL...and her face should be this years Halloween mask...ugly slut..God, do I despise her smugness...she is a cunt.
what's up with her extra-tan shoulders and chalk face. jesse almost looks old enough to be her dad! the more she does these cheesy interviews about JJ the less hot she looks to me.
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UGHH! jesse is a disgusting scumbag I guess she's probably just as gross if she is attracted to him. Actually on second thought they deserve eachother!
JJ looks ridiculous..I mean how hardcore can you be when you were on The Celebrity ASSFUCK...and married to one of the few decent women on earth but dipped your pencil dick into something that looks scarier than Linda Blairs Exorcist makeup.
Fuck them both.
You move to AUSTIN to flaunt your tatted lover in front of the woman you humiliated. Please.
oh- and kat's always had the is-she-pregnant? looking belly...but... these pics make me wonder...
example: http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/hollywood_life_magazine_300408/nikki_...
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/3/kat-not-pregnant.jpg
http://accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/katvond.jpg
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
Kat looks like that tranny Cher impersonater that was on one of The Pride Parade floats this weekend..and she threw condoms to the crowd..
I wouldn't want to catch anything Kat was throwing...
Bet she has a secret swastika somewhere with Jesse's name swirled about with some hearts...
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 2:55pm.
**you want to go surfing and care about nothing too? AWESOME!!
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
"How can u date someone who clearly has a problem with being faithful and loyal?" amen! i think she should run, now.
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" 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.'"
Maybe because he was MARRIED?
Don't say that as though it stopped either of you before, though. Wow, who copied and pasted a page from The Book of Scrangie?
I believe that both of these fucking tools were bumping pork chops with each other far before they split up with their former fuck partners. No-one "falls in love" that quickly after getting out of a relationship. These two have been screwing around for a while.
"Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don't remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were."
Faux humility fail. I fucking hate the way all of these slutty fake types attempt to downplay their egos by pretending that to be a "true nerd" for engaging in activities that most people engage in.
LOL, I PLAY SCRABBLE. I'M SUCH A NERD!!!
One of these days, will one of these twats actually surprise me by revealing that they eat paste or something of that magnitude? Because otherwise, shut the fuck up about being "nerdy". It's not cute; it just demonstrates how far removed from reality and real people you really are, kthanxbai.
The only nice thing I have to say is that I really like her makeup.
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Furkin' 'ell! What a Godamn awful mess....and what's the cutsie-pie pidgeon toed stance all about? Anyone over the age of 6 years should just not BE ALLOWED TO DO IT! This is a real come-down for JJ; Sandra's a goddess, and this sluttish piece is.....well, A SLUTTISH PIECE!
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Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:17pm.
He misses Sandy. They should get back together. Sandra he loves you. At your age this will most likely not happen again. Wake up. You are long in the tooth and he really loves you.
SANDY SANDY?
hahahahahaha..
I'm sure this has already been pointed out numerous times but Kat VD was a Hot Slut of the Month on this here site in '07. Fail.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:17pm.
ONLY her 9th?? I am not calling her slutty or anything, but 9 is not really a low number when you are still in your 20's. Well, not to sound prudish, but I dont think 9 is anything to brag about & I am betting if she is saying 9 she probably actually means at least 12.
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She's in her 20s? That is shocking.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 7:17pm.
He misses Sandy. They should get back together. Sandra he loves you. At your age this will most likely not happen again. Wake up. You are long in the tooth and he really loves you.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
ONLY her 9th?? I am not calling her slutty or anything, but 9 is not really a low number when you are still in your 20's. Well, not to sound prudish, but I dont think 9 is anything to brag about & I am betting if she is saying 9 she probably actually means at least 12.
She's definitely pregnant
I keep trying to figure out what it is about her face that is so strange...and I believe it is the multiple nose jobs...very very scary...she is getting into MJ territory...and he is too damn stupid for words...what a nasty skanky couple...I really would take Boobshit over this whore from hell.
It looks like she had a nice expensive outfit on--I am thinking some kind of a designer dress (?). But somehow, she and her dress just aren't jelling together. Is this a case of trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ears?
His eyes are dead. He knows he's being played and doesn't care enough to stop it. And she thinks she's the shit because paps are taking her picture.
They deserve each other.
I agree about "how does she not kill herself?". I thought she was beyond annoying before, but this is low like unternull, hahhaha.
If you're going to wear blanquita face makeup Casper style, shouldn't you try to keep your shoulders less tan? Or maybe if you've been out in the summer sun frying your ass, you shouldn't try to be Dita vonTease in the face? Yeah, that.
God these dumb bitches and their stupid fake Prussian names...
How does she not kill herself?? She is a fucking monster.
Um....what?.... "Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love."
That is a hell of a lot of boyfriends and people you're "hanging out" with. And it is a completely improbable, or more likely impossible, number of times you'd "fall in love" in one lifetime.
i think the scrabble and "nerdy" remark was bcause she knows BoobsMcgee and her seem interchangeable, but the big and only difference between the two is that from what i have read, BoobsMcGee is *SUPPOSEDLY* highly intelligent in the brains, whereas Kat, **who dropped out of school at 15** isn't t all, not even a little bit, so SCRABBLE = NERDY in her book of wannabe.
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He misses Sandy. They should get back together. Sandra he loves you. At your age this will most likely not happen again. Wake up. You are long in the tooth and he really loves you.
It's funny how different people see different things on his face. Myself, it seems to me that his eyes are no longer bulging out of his head. I look at that top pic and I see a man who's been given the ride he needed and the woman who rode. Which is PARTICULARLY why I think it's so cruel. Cuz he's jumping into the arms of a woman who's just like the women he cheated with...so rude. It's like saying: Sorry, hunny - I guess you weren't my type after all. And I made YOU do all the work to find that out.
And he looks like a man who's in the habit of doing things he knows full well he's not supposed to do even tho it eats him up with guilt.
Kat looks like an aging bimbo. I used to have some respect for her too but she's just proven that she was just pretending not to be pathetic in order to fulfill her pathetic little desires.
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Yeah, whatever. She'll likely be going from smug to shambles cause you know dude can't keep that shit in his pants. Someone with bigger better tits and tats is surely a chopper's length away.
all the bitches who fucked on him after trying so desperately to do so say he is a lazy lay, you gotta do all the work and he does not return the favor, you are lucky if he spits on it before hammering like a desperate stray dog. all that filler and botox makes he look like she has kidney disease or is on steroid therapy.
Either she's preggers or needs to take a mayjah shadoopy..... when you belly protroods further than your tits you need to start doing crunches.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Kat has disappointed me. I mean, who looks at a man who was just recently created a scandal by cheating on his wife with like 3 women and go: "hey he's single, I'll like to be with him!" Cuz you know there aren't too many single men out there!
Complete rebound.
Side note: This bitch looked better BEFORE she started with the botox.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I see NO chemistry between them. He looks stiff as a board and miserable. She looks like "I'm getting my picture taken and people are talking about me...YAY ME!"
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Well that oughta put the racism accusations to rest, because VG is officially dating a latina.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
She looks like that other huge freak Michael Jacko Jackson!!
they're both fucking disgusting
I was really hoping MK mentioned that rabid ass wig she's sporting and he did not disappoint. That shit is a mess.
And like others have said, he has every right to get his date on, whatever, but after recently publicly disrespecting his wife he should have the decency to not set her up for more shame and humiliation and date in private. The only reason this match up is even more than a passing headline in Tattooed Famewhores Monthly is because of the publicity storm that was his marriage and breakup with Sandra. It's inevitable that Sandra's name will be dragged right down into the muck with these bottom feeders.
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If they ever have a child, they will be drawing all over that poor little thing in the nursery with markers. :(
SHE MAKES ME VOMIT...NUFF SAID. I hope they burn in hell with each other...Kat Von D is a disgusting whore...and VG is a big fat zero...and i despise both of them immensely...she also has had wwaayy too many procedures...what a fake bitch.
he's sooooooooo not into her!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, he's still got that "I don't even know what's going on any more, the dick is doing all the talking" face.
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You know, I'm a tattooed girl and I *used* to look up to this woman. We're both tattoo lovers, we're both artists, etc... but now I look at her with pity and disgust. Why would you get with a guy who so publicly cheated on his wife? What makes her think she's so special that he won't do it to her too? And furthermore, didn't she KNOW she would get shit for this? Did she really think the world was going to understand their "special love"? It's bullshit. This is nasty. Now she is nasty. I've lost all respect for her.
This girl had all the genetics to be a bombshell natural beauty, and she just fucked it over big time. awful plastic surgery, hideous tats everywhere, hideous makeup jobs, hideous clothes that don't fit right. she's sending a message there I suppose, but damned if I can figure it out.
I totally hate this hole with every fiber of my being, she's been thru more dick than maybe even Ms. Hilton. Everytime she has a boyfriend, she claims "THIS IS THE ONE". She was fucking Nikki Sixx who has Hep C for the longest not so long ago, she fucked many, many skeezers, she disgusts me. On her show she has red hair, and that is an awful wig, EWWWW she's sooo nasty, more nasty than he is.
Remember vajajays are open wounds, dicks are closed...coming out only thru the peehole, I think the vag is worst than dick. (even though I like both, heehee :p) she is a nasty latin white trash trailer park bitch if there ever was one.
@CHEF CAMMI, your post was spot on girl!!
She looks like somebody spliced Rumer Willis with post-surgical mishap Lisa Marie Presley, then tried to kill the result with fire. In other words, she looks better than normal.
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is she trying to channel Michael Jackson?
he has no idea what the hell he's doing.... it kinda makes me laugh.