Lindsay Lohan Almost Ran Over A BABY!!!!
Lindsay Lohan almost added "BABY MURDERER" to her resume when she allegedly hit a toddler in a stroller with her Maserasti while terrorizing West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Radar has a super grainy video of a baby in sunglasses crying her life out while being pushed by her nanny. The video doesn't show LiLo's Maserati actually making contact with the baby, but a paparazzo at the scene says it happened so it must be so! Throw the crackie in the clink along with the NOT RIGHT bitch who stamped "reinstated" on her drivers license.
Brayan Jaime, the pap who witnessed all of this, tells Radar, "There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn't super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going. I'm 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff. Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did."
Another witness says that LiLo was pulling out of her apartment building when she made a left turn right into the baby's stroller. The witness said she barely tapped the stroller, so she might not have known what she did.
TMZ asked Brayan why the kid's nanny didn't look that worried afterwards and he said, "She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared."
This is true. I'm half Hispanic so I'm always half scared. Always half scared that la migra is going to deport half of me. This is why I piss out half of my bladder whenever I see a cop.
LiLo had this to say about the whole mess: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Oh, yeah, LiLo knows exactly what happened. White Oprah is having afternoon Bloody Marys with her lawyers right now to discuss suing that baby! That baby is the one who hit LiLo's leased Maserati with her stroller. That baby's stroller scratched LiLo's Maserati. That baby and her fancy sunglasses are to blame! Baby better wait by her Fisher Price Blackberry, because White Oprah's lawyers will be calling. When White Oprah is done with that baby, she won't have a diaper to shit in!
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She's a shit driver...is that like a surprise or anything? She has no choice in the matter either, she is no longer rich enough to afford herself a chaffeur. IF she continues to drive herself, she's probably going to kill somebody someday. I probably would steer clear of L.A. (which I do anyway) until she gets her license revoked again (which will be any day now).
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Why does she always looks so filthy dirty? Does she ever wash?
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who the FUCK does she think she is?
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Frankly, all these people rooting for her make me sick. WHO really thinks she'll clean-up in the near future?
I don't and we already know she never OWNS what she does.
Send her back to oblivion.
What is the big deal?
She's a Long Island/Los Angeles driver.
This is nothing.
Happens every day.
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I hope that bitch Lowdown Lohan breaks out in a nasty festering rash over every inch of her face and body. That's the only way to keep her indoors,off the road,and out of our collective faces.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:32pm.
But the point is that if she HAD hurt someone, she wouldn't have stopped or admitted to it.
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fuck like you.
Less than one month of being "free" and already proving to be more irresponsible and reckless than ever.
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ricki lake definitely has an opinion on the subject.
If she does hit and kill someone they will let her get away with it.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 9:09pm.
At this point, Lindsay could plow a Mack truck into a daycare for disabled children and set a basket of kittens on fire while strung out on horse tranquilizers...and no one would be the least bit surprised.
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Or worried, apparently...
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Let's calm down, she didn't hurt anybody (this time)...
At this point, Lindsay could plow a Mack truck into a daycare for disabled children and set a basket of kittens on fire while strung out on horse tranquilizers...and no one would be the least bit surprised.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
The sad reality is that both her and her worthless mother would have blamed the pedestrian. I truly feel sorry for the people of L.A. having this loose cannon on their streets. I'd feel safer with Lizzie Grubman.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 5:00pm.
Can't we just give her the death penalty now and put us all out of our collective misery?
Brad Pitt does not approve of this statement! the death penalty is for BP execs only.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
"She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff."
Is there anything she hasn't sexually abused? Stop signs are for LOSERS!
How can I (or anyone ) feel safe driving on Sunset BLVD to go see my friend's gig at the Comedy store that's only a mile away from the Chateau Marmont where she and other possibly drunk/high celebs hang out?
Sorry, but Maseratis are cheesy as hell. I don't care how expensive they are... they are so guido.
I'm not going to be even remotely surprised when Lohan kills someone with her car.
That said, I have a pet peeve about people who push strollers partway into the road thinking everyone and everything is going to screech to a halt so that you can push your baby across the street. And part of the reason it pisses me off is because of this... there are narcissistic, low I.Q. crackheads who are never looking and will take out your kid and I'd rather not see it happen.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that Lilo almost ran over a toddler or the gruesome post by Ricki Lake :-/
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
How the fuck does she afford a Maserasti?
Seriously?
She's totally unworthy of owning a Maserati. How could she afford it?
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BTW if it's confirmed that she did this, like if they get pictures or something, will she go back to jail?
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And she's driving a Death Race 2000 car yet...not a little Dodge Neon *side eyes everyone*
Submitted by original putas on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 2:48pm.
She's human too.
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That's up for debate. I'm 99% sure this bitch is at least 75% pure unadulterated cockroach...The remaining 25% MAY be some sort of rat/lowgrade human hybrid...but to classify her as human is really beyond wading into White Oprah waters...
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 5:44pm.
I wish this ugly fucking crackwhore dump had killed that baby. No offense to that baby, or to the eternally honorable and noble sacrifice its life would be, but something needs to put this bitch behind the bars of a real prison for a really long time.
lol@ "no offense to that baby..."
It doesn't matter if it's true or not. The point is, this is simply the kind of shit we've come to expect with Blohard Blohan.
If this story was about someone else, we might all be utterly shocked. Not so with this friggin waste of carbon.
I'm so completely sick of her stupid pale pink lipstick layered, pruned up face.
Well damn, that is some truth ricki lake speaks.
Didn't take long for her to almost kill someone. Jesus.
And LOL at Poopele.
Well, I didn't think she could do it, but Blohan just made herself even more repulsive. Every time she hits rock bottom she manages to dig even lower.
It honestly wouldn't shock me if she did just that. This self-absorbed bitch would totally hit a baby's stroller and not even stop, then deny everything. She'll probably claim her father's hired ninjas placed the baby in her path and cut her brake lines.
I wish that Woprah would be going on about "my CHILD, just a CHILD!" and someone would yell at her, "She hit a child with her CAR!"
And of course, they're both going to claim that it's just another assault on Lindsay's good name (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!), not taking into account that people who hurt babies and children should rot in hell. Srsly what is Blohan going to do to make herself nastier? Kill puppies and kittens on camera? Join the KKK? How about setting fire to little old ladies?
For the record, I am so paranoid about little kids and babies that I slow down if they're even on the SIDEWALK.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm half-Hispanic, but unfortunately I didn't get the "I can drink until I pass out and still have normal conversations" gene. My brother did.
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She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared."
This is true. I'm half Hispanic so I'm always half scared. Always half scared that la migra is going to deport half of me.
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LOL, MK!! I thought the same thing! What, Hispanics are ALWAYS scared? Is there something wrong with me me if I'm not? LOL!
I know this is wrong, but I LOL'd all over this post.
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Ugh...as scummy as these Lohan charecters are...I do think this pap is blowing smoke out of his ass. #1 he didn't call the police & #2 that ridiculously racist "nanny was scared cuz she was hispanic" comment. As much as a low-life and disgrace to the human kind as she is, apparently there is someone out there just a little-teeny bit worse than her. Such a difficult feat, but this a-hole pap seems to have pulled it off. Way to go. That being said she still sucks at being famous, acting, having f*cking sense...hell she just sucks at life in general. Have no love for this ho. And who the f*ck was high enough to let her rent or lease a masarati? That must be some new-fangled kind of dope to cause a person to lose that much sense.
How long has it been since she was last allowed to drive? I find it very odd that she could just go without practice that long and suddenly be given carte blanche....
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Can't we just give her the death penalty now and put us all out of our collective misery?
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This girl is such a hack celebrity. If she had any brains she'd have some PR and at least release a statement like, "I'm not aware of hitting a stroller yesterday afternoon but if I did, I apologize and hope the child (and the nanny) were not injured in any way." She could even put it on her damn Twitter. But no, she has no concept whatsoever of the image she constantly portrays. Fucking twat waffle.
That poor nanny probably didn't say shit because a) she probably speaks poor English, b) she was afraid she would get fired, c) she's an illegal, or d) probably all of the above. Stupid bitch shouldn't have run a red light. She fled the scene because she knew a judge would fuck her up for hitting the kid. Stupid twat.
I can completely understand that the paparazzi are all over this Firecrotch and that could cause her to drive a bit erratically. I do have a solution to that problem though: STAY HOME YOU DUMB, FUCKING CUNT!
Seriously, M.E. And don't you love how she's changed her life and shit after getting out of jail? She's tanning, partying at that druggie hotel, and driving around endangering the public like she did before. I guess that's how you earn an Oscar in 2010?
okay... so if the pap witnessed it, it's out in the open... is anybody gonna do anything about it?
Dee - that's what I'm saying!!
We'd be down at the Bus Depot buying a pass!
How is dis bitch ridin' in a fucking Maserati after getting out of jail? Any one of us normal peeps would be riding the bus if we were in her shoes.
its not even funny.
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Maybe the baby was in it's stroller holding up a retén sign for Lindsay.
I'm tellin ya...being on the same road as Lilo is a dangerous thing. Close the doors, lock your windows, Lilo is on the loose in a Mazarati. Lucky bitch.
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Regardless of who is at fault.. she SHOULD have stopped! She broke the law by taking off. Some people really just suck at life. Lindsey is one of these people. She couldn't catch a break if she were wearing an oversized catchers mitt. I think it's time she just took herself out of our misery.
Submitted by original putas on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 2:48pm.
Leave her alone. She has paps up her ass all day long with a flashligt. LORD KNOWS WHAT THIS DUDE REALLY SAW. BUT TELL YOU ONE THING, IT GOT HIS NAME IN THE PAPERS. No doubt shes a spoiled entitled brat, but enough is enough already. NOBODY wants to be trashed and talked about negatively all the time. She's human too.
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I do have to agree that I can't fully believe this story without some hard evidence to back it up...for now, it's his word and to me, that's just not credible enough.
HOWEVER, SHE'S the one that keeps putting herself out there for the paparazzis and she keeps putting herself in the messes she's in now. She thrives on the drama and on the spotlight and lives to be in the tabloids. There are plenty of celebrities bigger than her that do know how to lay low and keep their business their own. She's not one of them.
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