Tuesday, September 7th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 3rd!
After Craigslist eliminated their "adult service" ads, many former CL peen or poon peddlers took to the housekeeping page. - dfanintheD
Runners-up:
The dog knew it was only a matter of time before the feather duster got lost it's appeal and the peanut butter would come out. - SarahR.
Two minutes later, the feather duster had grounds to sue for sexual hairassment. - Sweetas
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SWEEEETTTAASSSSSS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
WTG dfanintheD, congrats to SarahR. & mah Sweetas♥♥.
LOL! Nice work, winners...altho I was SURE it was the duster that would be sued!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Good job winners!
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
Yay!
dfan, sarahr, and SWEEETASS!!!!!!!!
you all made me snort and cringe at the same time!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Congrats winners!!! Thanks MK♥ you hot piece for making my back to work morning a lot less shitty!
OurMissC *mwuah!*
Good job sluts! Sweetas♥!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
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Attempting to ward off bill collectors, Nicholas Cage agrees to star in a low budget remake of Encino Man.
After Craig's List eliminated their "adult service" ads, many former CL peen or poon peddlers took to the housekeeping page.
The never-before-seen photo evidence right before the Chernobyl meltdown.
This gives new meaning to dust balls.
So thaat's who's been buying up all those moose slippers at Walmart...
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Practicing for Dancing with the Hasbeens Michael Bolton revs up with don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...don't cha...DON'T CHA!!
I always thought a nut duster was John Travolta's goatee. Color me confused
Jilted once again in favor of the Swiffer, lovestruck Feather Duster tries desperately to find love in all the wrong places.
The gay porn version of Maid in Manhattan is way better than the J-Lo version.
Right Said Fred no longer too sexy for his hair now does his turns in the janitor closet.
Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:18am.
Did anyone notice that white dog laying in the background? Lol.
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Yea, that's why I used a sub-headline by MK from Afternoon Crumbs. I should have wrote: "Michael Bolton can leave now, but his puppy friend can stay."
Now we all know what happened to Winehouse's beehive.
The janitor at Jesse James' monster garage just found Kat Von D's overnight bag.
It looks like Mr. Tumnus got into the lion's and the witch's wardrobe again...
'Casual Friday' taken too far. (eww!) (That's a little too casual, and I don't think his name is Friday.)
You can -planely- see this man is Crop Dusting.
The team from Tom Cruise's "garage" want to wish you a Merry Christmas 2010!
I'd like to see another Buffy the Vampire Slayer series too, but they need a bigger budget.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Seacrest's fluffer prepares for the upcoming American Idol season.
New Improved Swiffer. Sniffer.
When his unemployment benefits ran out Tyrone decided to try out of Merry Maids.
Dusty balls WILL NOT be tolerated!
yes, the dog in the background is about to shiv him
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
John Travolta's security guard gets ready for his shift.
You missed a spot ..
Michael Bolton dumped Nicolette Sheridan as soon as he discovered his inner housewife, rendering her obsolete.
'When a maaaaan loves a duuuster'
For some reason the Chippendales never really took off in Engalnd.
Michael Bolton takes a break from cleaning the floor.
Thus begins the rights of the fall equinox...
Geek Squad guys are both smart and sexy.
Even in this economy, illegal immigrants didn't want this job.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
Madonna's back up dancer practices dusting cobwebs off his penis.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
The dog knew it was only a matter of time before the feather duster got lost it's appeal and the peanut butter would come out.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
While we sit and think up captions, he is getting his knob polished AND getting paid.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
Polish the knob,
Wax the dolphin,
Dust the dong.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 5:46pm.
If you jack off once in awhile, it won't get so dusty.
lolololol
Even World of Warcraft players know when it's time to turn off the computer and spice things up.
Did anyone notice that white dog laying in the background? Lol.
Dick knew he hit it big time when he was given a desk with a window view.
Before winning his breakout role in Risky Business, Tom honed his dancing skills working for a ghetto branch of Maids & Strippers.