Afternoon Crumbs
The Karissa Shannon wax figure comes complete with lifelike areolas (P.S. - That's not a wax figure) - Egotastic!
How lonely Keanu Reeves spent his birfday alone - Lainey Gossip
Mel Gibson and OctoSana's baby is lavish and shit - The Superficial
MiserAlba's belly button, I can see it - Hollywood Tuna
Blake Lively can leave now, but her puppy friend can stay - The Berry
Cheryl Tweedy is making that money (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kylie Minogue + acid trippy projections + a chorus of albino gays = her new video - Towleroad
Dumping Cristal Conners is against the law - Celebitchy
AnnaLynn McCord's sexyface is more like an imhungryface - Popoholic
Chuck Bass will not stop until every pair of eyeballs on this planet has gotten a look at his furry cleavage - Popsugar
Friday Night Ass Cheeks - OMG Blog
Jennifer Aniston's vagina is on a roll this week! - I'm Not Obsessed
Posh is growing her weave out - Just Jared
Michael Lohan wants to about a rehabbin' 4 Jesus clinic - ICYDK
The simplest way to keep LiLo away from your event is just to simply tell her there's no open bar or complimentary 8-balls in the restroom - Cityrag
Proof that the beautiful sun even shines at night on the stroll - Hollywood Rag
When Anna Wintour rolls her eyes, Lady Caca's tuck comes undone - Holy Moly!
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At least the former Playboy chicks weren't half as disgusting as these two pigs.
Some of their worst spreads are probably more tasteful than these either of these trashy bimbos on a modest day.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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If by "sad" you mean, I'm unwilling to let some old pervert old enough to be my grandfather try to toss me a mercy fuck, the
My bad, repost.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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If by "sad" you mean, I'm unwilling to let some old pervert old enough to be my grandfather try to toss me a mercy fuck, the
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That picture is really gross and how degrading to just stand while a guy pulls your shirt down, BUT what if he's pulling it back up and the dress slipped? I mean, this is a level of douchebaggery that I wouldn't believe would just happen in such a public place, no?
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
Apparently someone doesn't understand the phrase "Undress her with your eyes". Get a room! (Oh, he probably wouldn't understand that either...)
Submitted by OneLiner on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:54am.
WAIT! are we already moving to another celebtwat????? who that hell is Klarissa shannon????? this is getting outta hand with the nobodys.....
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If I'm not mistaken, her and her twin sister sucked on Hugh Hefner's wrinkly old peen for about five minutes. GAH!!
WAIT! are we already moving to another celebtwat????? who that hell is Klarissa shannon????? this is getting outta hand with the nobodys.....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
What's the big deal about Blake Lively? Besides having to service Harvey Weinstein and getting it on with Ben Affleck? I find her so vanilla and boring.
PS: Hola Sweetas!
Is Noah Wyle even working? He was over years ago and now he's so fucking fug. How would he get such a hot piece of ass like Gina Gershon to begin with?
Hekki, WERD sister. What a gross slag. But I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say maybe she can't feel what's going on with those plastic bolt ons she calls tittays.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 1:31am.
I don't know much on Fashion, but I always had a slight idea who she is from looking at some of the magazines my mom's subscribed to. I knew she had to be very highly respected in the business, because I'm personally not all that enlightened in the topic of fashion and even I recognized her.
I fully concur with your post.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
No, just that it is lame to use prayer as a means of drawing even more attention to yourself. Talk about using the Lord's name in vain. Maybe all of this has to do with cultural differences. Wintour is British after all, and the Oh My Gosh thing doesn't really go well over here in Europe. Whenever I watch one of your late night shows the guests always seem so over the top and hysterical. In our neck of the woods you could never get away with that kind of thing. Maybe we're just plain boring.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
So Anna Wintour thinks its lame to pray?
@Khensu Hetep
Wintour is not "someone" she is IT with bangs for all those with high-fashion aspirations. And we all know that our little Italian wannabe desperately seeks recognition for her "Art" and for this wants to hook up with famous designers.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 12:56am
Ha! O NOES now that someone within the fashion industry snubbed her skank ass, what ever is Caca to do?
Oh, she'll probably just resort to making references to it in all of her "art" now, because you know, she totally doesn't give a fuck what people think of her, which is why for a while she constantly not-so-subtly addressed the penis rumors.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Wintour suprised me with her sense of humour. Now that the Empress of Fashion Land has ruled Gaga is definitely damaged goods. Good riddance.
Less surprising is that pic of Alba acting all coy in her little see through blouse. Someone should tell her to pick a lane and stay on it. Maybe Kidman can coach her, because she masters "coy" like no-one else.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Oh, I like Keanu Reeves!
Dracula, Constantine, and The Devil's Advocate are all seriously some of my favorite movies. I know people give him a lot of flack for his dialect, but him as John Constantine seriously rocked my socks!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I have a soft spot for Keanu.
Lady Caca pretends he's a pretentious, self indulgent asshole. Beneath that stupid act, he's just an insecure asshole.
"Right on & preach on, sister Virgo!"
Represent Pearl Necklace! Whoo! Happy Birthday (come and gone or coming up? Mine's the 12th).
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
*cries, applies eyebrows, sharpens shank*
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:12pm.
Yay! I love how many of us adore Keanu. You know you're good people if you can get a coven of bitches like us to love you. Come over to Dlisted, Keanu. We'll cheer you up.
Also, I think the loner thing is just a Virgo thing. I'm a Virgo and I get downright ugly if I don't get extended stretches of 'inside my head' time. A lot of people don't get it, but I enjoy my own company. *shrugs*
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Right on & preach on, sister Virgo!
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Right on, Oksy! Squeeze that nazi midget man into the po' house!
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I bet Gina Gershon experienced the same thing my friend did when she dated a newly divorced guy, especially since Wyle is still fighting for custody of his kids. It was good for awhile, then non stop bitching about the ex wife and the court case like he had perpetual pms. Gershon's too hot for him, anyway.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:13pm.
I really don't blame Rodriguez from wanting to keep Lindsay away from the Machete premier...her last few movies have been box office bombs. I guess they're thinking box office poison?
Yes, not to mention the whole "Lindsay Lohan mows down a baby in a stroller and keeps driving like a cold hearted bitch!" story on the day the film is released, lol.
I really don't blame Rodriguez from wanting to keep Lindsay away from the Machete premier...her last few movies have been box office bombs. I guess they're thinking box office poison?
Yay! I love how many of us adore Keanu. You know you're good people if you can get a coven of bitches like us to love you. Come over to Dlisted, Keanu. We'll cheer you up.
Also, I think the loner thing is just a Virgo thing. I'm a Virgo and I get downright ugly if I don't get extended stretches of 'inside my head' time. A lot of people don't get it, but I enjoy my own company. *shrugs*
That being said, with everything he's gone through I would not be surprised if he struggled with depression.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Please Ed Westwick, just go away. kthxbai.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 5:23pm.
@nightowl hahaha! Its time for him to chang his name to Lala Gaga or some chiz! Step aside Paris "its not my purse" Hilton you been replaced!!!
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Lol So true! I noticed that since he started to worship Gaga, he pretty much stopped being so into Parasite. He could never say anything bad about her in the past but now he even calls a liar since her latest drug busts!
OMG REALLY?! KEANU!? UGH!
I am so off the grid today. *cuts self*
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
I so agree that Keanu is gorgeous and adorable. I almost feel defensive when the media picks on him because I do think he has Aspergers, though. I have someone close to me who has it and Keanu seems so like that as well, and I've seen him mentioned as possibly afflicted. Makes sense. I don't think he's depressed or stupid or any of the other things people say... I suspect he's pretty content and private and doesn't want to engage the way other Hollywood people do.
But for some hilariously bad acting, I love both him and Winona Ryder in Dracula. That is some funny stuff. Worth watching not just for awful acting, but for Gary Oldman and Tom Waits' cameo.
Do wax figures have real looking nipples...awesome.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 6:02pm.
Yes, was thinking the header pic would be the first in a series of her turning and slapping that dude in the face...buuuuut of course not. Those chicks are trash personified.
Oh, and Keanu is hot stuff, man. I'd do it.
No one has addressed this ho slag who stood there and let some guy pull her dress over so he could see her teta! How low does your self-esteem have to be to just stand there while a man presumes you're such a slutbag that you won't object to being literally undressed in public?
She probably liked it because it was male attention.
I had a dream when I was a teenager that I french-kissed Alex Winter (Bill) and when I woke up I was mad b/c I WANTED TED!
KEANU :x
That being said, he's still my "rub one out" material. I'd suck the sads right out of him.
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I take relish in hating most celebs, but I can't hate Keanu Reeves. His acting sucks, but from what I've heard he's a nice person who has suffered some nasty personal tragedies. I remember when he was filming one of the Matrix movies, he gave some motorcycles to the stunt guys just because he could afford it. And you don't see him famewhoring it up every week and saying stupid shit for attention. I suspect he must have depression or something, because he never smiles and he's always slobby.
Ya know for an alleged A-lister Jennifer Blandistan certainly chooses some schlubs.
If I were Mel's kids, I'd be calling his drunk racist ass every day to yell, "I TOLD YOU SO!" into the phone. I have a theory that God's wrath hits harder and faster with douches who lie about being religious (also, Heidi Montag).
And Anna Wintour shall now take her place in the Fashion Hotshots Nobody Cares About Anymore corner with Kunty Karl.
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oh my jesus!! Anna Wintour looks and sound so lame. Who the fuck gave this dried up, never changing hairdo, stiff as a board, looking like a dick wouldn't even dare touch her because shes wouldn't know what to do it. What english man found her appealing and gave her a job? Fuck that bitch is soooo annoying.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 3:39pm.
Am I the only one that thinks Blake Lively is hot?
No - her voice bothers me but I madly covet her hair/body/face.
The lovely Anna sits like a fetus. Osteoperosis already?
@nightowl hahaha! Its time for him to chang his name to Lala Gaga or some chiz! Step aside Paris "its not my purse" Hilton you been replaced!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
If Ana Winter rolls her eyes when talking about Gaga, does it mean that she won't ever put her on the cover? Ha, ha! Piggez must be pissed as hell right now cuz someone messed with his Princess Amazeballs!
Keanu: I want that man in every possible way. Every single day. Forever and ever, amen.
-Einah
@parkerj I bet everybody in hollyweird has some sort of STD! Wonder if they have enough penicillin in that joint of if they ran out in the 80's!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
parkerj - I remember when I watched that movie, I guess I didn't read what it was about, I just liked Gina and Jennifer and I was like *jaw drops*
*wide eyes*
*embarassed*
Thank GOD I was alone.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 4:24pm.
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True. I bet Hollywood directors all have a battery of different STD's.
Gina is hot as hell.
whoever runs egotastic is the horniest motherfucker on the interweb, and that's saying something.
was that always just naked chicks or what?
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Keanu is so hot!!! He might be an eccentric, middle-aged loner, but I'd hit it over and over again if I could. He looks AMAZING compared to other Hollywood weirdos of his age group.(Pitt, Cruise, Clooney, etc.)
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 4:24pm.
10000000000000000000% HAWT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EceT6XUMpI4
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OMG I totally forgot Gina Gershon makes an amazingly hot butch lezzie. Goddamn thats good acting. HAWT!!
Kylie. Goddess.
That is all.