The Really Naked Housewife Of DC
In news that will make horny horses with Playboy subscriptions and sucio fucks with skeleton fetishes pop simultaneous boners, Michaele Salahi, the White House party crasher and star of The Real Housewives of DC, will bare her nipples and crotch in the pages of Playboy Magazine. Playboy must have outbid Horse & Hound Magazine for this honor.
TMZ says that Michaele will go fully nekkid ass nekkid and won't leave anything to the part of your imagination marked "HORROR!!!". Ann Coulter's separated in hell twin will pose for Playboy later this month. Playboy hasn't decided yet if they are putting her on the cover. If Michaele is going to be in Playboy's annual Halloween or bestiality issue, then she definitely should grace the cover.
And in related news, the world's top programmers, scientists, engineers, witch doctors and magicians are working on the new version of Photoshop right now.
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I'd say Heidi Montag must be humiliated beyond words that her mom is stripping for Playboy, but she's probably proud as a peacock.
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Ah thanks for all the answers regarding this installment of the Howives, folks.
I guess I might tune in for the NYC one again, if JillZarin is no longer there, otherwise, her voice just grates.
I've never watched the DC ones and to be frank they all seem so staged that it's boring-Atlanta is the best- at least a couple of those girls have some personality and Dwight and the other fag are great.
Used to like New Jersey because it was so Sopranos like -can't stand the coke trafficking one with the sex tape though...
This Salami woman seems tedious beyond belief and anyway aren't her and her grifter husband being sued left,right and center so why exactly are they still on the show?
Whatever- she's got a face that needs a good smack everyday......
God she looks annoying....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I'm sending my photos to Playboy right now!! If she can get a spread, I can be Playmate of the Year.
I don't like speaking badly of chicks , but seriously, she's really thin and lack curves. I could see them losing money for this shit, folks suing for hurting their eyes and tramautizing folks.
Submitted by jonjayh on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 11:29am.
I don't understand this decision by Playboy. She's built like a pencil.
Playboy's been making bad decisions from the get-go. As far as even soft porn goes, it's milquetoast.
Yet another reason not to watch TV and rot my brain unnecessarily.
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I don't understand this decision by Playboy. She's built like a pencil.
She has the sex appeal of a bathmat. Not an iota of sensuality.
I mean, there are women who I think are ugly or skanky or whatever, but looking at them with a straight guy's perspective, I can see why they might be into seeing them naked.
Like I think Heidi Montag is a fright, but I understand her appeal.
the housewives franchise is getting pretty squirley if you ask me. the only one i can't stop watching is NYC. love those crazy bitches.
the Howives of dc is pretty much the same shit the other Howives are...but in this one the Salahi's make themselves look stupider and more ignorant than ever. These people are off the charts pathetic, and Michaela is really scary skinny and rather ugly...she thinks all her fake blonde hair makes her hot, but she is really just a walking stick with fake blond hair...they are all pretty phoney and pathetic..the british one is the only one not afraid to call it, told Tariq he was a control freak...and I appreciated it. There is something terribly TERRIBLY wrong with the Salahi's....and it is really painful to watch how fake they are. I really don't think I could stomach this ho naked, but Playboy must be broke cause to put Rachel Uglitell, Kelly "man abs" Bensimmon, and this stick figure is ridic.
Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:04pm.
Is the Howives of DC any good? I couldn't be bothered when I heard the White House Crasher was going to be in it.
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That is exactly my sentiment. I had plans on watching the Housewives of DC, but when I found out the party crashers where on it, I couldn't be bothered.
I plan on watching the Beverly Hills one though.
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Maybe they can take this grifter whore's pictures in the Oval Office, you know, like sneak in. I guess horseface and her fat fuck husband really need the money. Just look at her mouth, you can tell she's a three pack a day smoker. Oh Hef, how far you have fallen!
Who the HELL extended this dipshit's 15 minutes of fame !! Get her the fuck off the TV screen and out of magazines. Another celeb wannabe with absolutely NO talent. She's a ladder climber to the worst degree !
Fucking Hef needs to retire NOW of find someone else to scout talent and review and pick out the pictures. No wonder his magazine is going to shit!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Anne Coultier has a pretty face, to be fair, but her body is just kind of lanky.
And I've never seen this lady before, so I don't know if that's just an unflattering photo or she really is kind of screwy looking, but regardless of the mug situation, it's not as though Playboy has standards anymore.
Seriously, all of these housewives are bored and can't get their husbands to pay attention to them, and that's why they pose nude and/or are botoxed to hell and back. I've known enough yuppies. Hell, I'm even related to some. These people are so superficially desperate that it's schadenfreude.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:53pm.
I wouldn't mind seeing Ann Coulter naked....
I dunno. I think she probably has some sort of reptilian body under there. That would explain everything.
Playboy and Hefner are the real uglies in this story. Blondie is way down the list of crimes against humanity and our eyes.
I wouldn't mind seeing Ann Coulter naked but as for this one I wouldn't care if she could put a trumpet up her butt and play Yankee Doodle Dandy.
For sweet bleeding Jesus' sake stop this insanity. Who wants to see this scag thrust her naughty bits at the camera? If they shoot a pic of her with a rolled up copy of the Declaration of Independence shoved up her twat I might be interested. Otherwise, throw her under the nearest bus and let the D.C. Department of Sanitation scrape her scabby twat off the street.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Ha, good to know I'm not the only one who thinks this bitch has Ca-Ca-Ca-Coulter face. I just love you Michael K!
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Who actually still purchases Playboy, anyway? they must be going for pure shock value to try and drum up sales...this choice of covergirl cannot be explained any other way.
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Is the Howives of DC any good? I couldn't be bothered when I heard the White House Crasher was going to be in it.
This fool looks like she could be horsey Montag's grandma.
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she and her husband are con artists - why are they being rewarded for that?
perhaps with some jail time she can recover from her crack addiction.
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Hef IS desperate as some of you are saying. Playboy is really passe and has been for a LONG time. Desperately trying to get anyone to pose. The famewhores of course are all to willing. At Just Jared they are making a huge deal that she is going full-frontal. BFD. It will just be some Brazilian waxed air-brushed bush.
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To help with its slumping sales, I'd like to see Playboy do a torture spread... maybe amputate this woman's fingers and toes while the photographer snaps away... anything to inspire a little life in this lady's eyes...
And for the ladies, Playgirl could offer a Jon Gosselin spread... but with him, they could amputate something a little different, if you know what I mean.
WTF Playboy? That Spitzer whore wasn't bad enough? Damn their standards are getting low.
Submitted by Miami on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:26pm.
She and her husband are bankrupt and have 12 lawsuits filed at this present time, in the county in which the live. (They don't feel it is important to pay people).
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First it was Lynn from the OC, then Teresa from NJ and now this bitch. Does Bravo go through the bankruptcy court files to find their next "reality star"?
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
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But we knew this was coming, right?
Submitted by Dog: "I'd rather see George Bush naked."
I heard you already did, you cheeky slut.
This woman I despise almost more than Ann Coulter.
She has the nerve to feign offense when called out about her blatant anorexia.
She and her husband are bankrupt and have 12 lawsuits filed at this present time, in the county in which the live. (They don't feel it is important to pay people).
Tareq, her husband, was made manager of Oasis Winery. This winery his poor immigrant parents toiled to make successful. In less than ten years, the winery was bankrupt (under Tareq's care). The mother is trying to sue Tareq and ban them from the property. But she has had little success thus far. These assholes took over $10,000 worth of wine off the property in this year alone. It's called theft as Tareq does not own the winery (he tells people he does).
And don't get me started as to why these pieces of shit are not in prison for crashing the party Barack hosted for Indian dignitaries!
If you do not believe what I wrote, do some research.
I want to pull this bitches extensions out of her hair, and feed her husbands remains to one of the horses they rent for polo.
(Yes, I am holding back).
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 4:03pm.
That spread is going to be like seeing naked pictures of your middle aged spinster piano teacher after she got dolled up for a singles cruise.
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Hey, no one could rock a pair of orthopedic shoes and support hose like Miss Webber. And it wasn't her fault she lost her left foot to diabetic neuropathy. Bitches.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
If Michaele is going to be in Playboy's annual Halloween or bestiality issue, then she definitely should grace the cover.............
too fucking funny!!!!
Playboy is getting desperate for ho bags.
Can we send this bitch to China?
she is a paranoid, disgusting peice of trash..and Playboy is getting pretty freaking creepy if they keep putting these ugly busted faced anorexics in their magazine...I mean wtf?? Seeing this skank full frontal will be enough to keep me filled on nightmares for the rest of the year...thanks for trashing what was once a genuinely classy mag to nothing but ugly nasty attention whores who are desparate to be in the limelight...
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:57pm.
Oh my gawd you deviant peeples! Stop with this feeling up of another persons genitals and butticles, it's unseemly.
Hey ESE, I been trying to throw these guys your way, see if ya like em;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CsLefLisE&feature=related
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OMG "butticles" - ROFL Bam, I'm definitely going to have to try and work that into a conversation next week when I go back to work.
I love the music vids you've been posting. I get a little pissed watching them tho, because it's obvious they're not only talented, but have spent years devoting themselves to their guitar-playing (I won't say "craft" because it reminds me too much of Julia Roberts, who I hate). And yet no-talent hacks like Rihanna, Beyonce, Miley, Kesha, Katy Perry ad nauseum make mega-millions and wouldn't know which end of a guitar is up. And more sadly, their fans don't know what real musical talent sounds like. Maybe this is the route schools should take to get funding to keep their music programs...show Kesha, and then Rodrigo and Gabriela with the tagline..."For a few extra dollars a year, real talent can be rewarded" - or something like that. But what do I know? I love Tito Puente (DON'T JUDGE).
Oops, OT: This broad is still a stupid whore.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:25pm.
By posing in Playboy she has achieved her life's dream. And what does that say about you, honey? Most of us just have a normal life's dream like beating up Lindsay Lohan or seeing Paris Hilton be fat and poor.
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I'm shocked that her controlling husband let her do this. He struck me as a famewhore, but I really thought he would have drawn the line at naked pictures of his wife.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
who fuck wants to see her naked?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That spread is going to be like seeing naked pictures of your middle aged spinster piano teacher after she got dolled up for a singles cruise. I'll pass.
This is just another indication of how fucked up Hef is. Playboy chicks used to be natural, girl next door types, then he transitioned to peroxided blonds with huge fake tits (every bimbo looked alike). Now, he's going after braindead whores (kim whoretrashian) and ugly skanks (this bitch). He needs to retire...
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Times must be beyond togh over at Playboy. What's next, an Eliot Spitzer spread?
Well, if Playboy is desperate enough to put that other Housewife with the man body, Kelly whoever in their mag, then why not this pickled in peroxide hag? Hef must be senile and half blind.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Even if (big, big IF) she looked good for her age, they would have to photoshop the hell out of the pics - what is the point?
No ass. No breasts. The area above her upper lip has "smoker's wrinkles". I can't believe this until Playboy confirms this nonsense. WTF is wrong with Hef?
Ewwww, go over to TMZ! There's a picture of this stupid whore riding a horse in a bikini and one of her nasty, floppy pussy lips is hanging out of her bikini bottoms. She needs a labia lift.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:57pm.
it's a 'lil Cat Stevensy(is that a word?)...
i like it!
off to check on my ninja panda farm, folks!... yes, they need guidance from their master... on the way to the spit
OT: still giving not nearly a shit.. or a hell... or a fuck... or a damn... well.. you see where this is going
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Heidi Montag (Pratt?) this is your future
6th!
I think Horse & Hound magazine declined to feature her.
is that a pic of ann coulter?