Hot Slut Of The Day!
Colleen "Stevie" Morton (as played by Suzanne Tara) from Good Morning, Miss Bliss
If the soul of Tina Turner's old wig and the musical stylings of Pia Zadora exorcised themselves into the body of Linda Blair, you would have STEVIE, the biggest pop star in the known universe and beyond. During an episode of Good Morning, Miss Bliss (the drop of pre-cum before the massive neon jizz load of awesomeness that is Saved By The Bell), Stevie decides to give her final farewell show in the auditorium at her old junior high school, because she wants to see her favorite teacher Miss Bliss. Yes, this only happens on basic cable TV shows from the late 80s.
Here's Stevie moving her mouth into a giant white dildo while serenading Screech with her hit song "Hotline." Stevie's outfit deserves it's own exhibit at the Smithsonian. I'd like to think that her copper foil suit went from the wardrobe closet to a dumpster outside, where a wayward hooker looking to get out of the whore game fished it out and wore it to her first real interview at a car insurance company (SPOILER ALERT: She got the job thanks to Stevie's suit).
Oh, and Stevie also kisses Zack Morris in the episode. Yes, a grown ass woman put her lips on the mouth of a 13-year-old boy. Stevie might not be a world famous pop star anymore, but you can still see her name in lights on the National Sex Offender Registry.
(For Carolyn)
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she and samantha fox should have shared their talents and provide us a duet
I love your picks for Hot Sluts! I just saw this episode again.
"My friends call me Colleen." *wink*
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
OMFG, MK I love you! This is one of my favorite episodes. It's soooooooo bad.
*bowing down to MK and Stevie*
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"Strut for me, and show me what you're workin' with." --Glambert!
That is Marie Osmond with some BIG hair, no?
That hair has no movement. Wow.
Her dancing is AMAZING!!!!1!!
And don't blame this on the eighties. This shit din't start till 89 EARLIEST. This is the fault of the 90s right here.
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The eighties were the best years of my life and at the same time excruciatingly embarrassing in retrospect. Yet another one of life's little dilemmas.
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80's microphones always looked funny. I also always liked Bob Barker's microphone on the Price is Right and how he would hold it sometimes with his pinky out.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
Yes!!! God SATB was so goodbad, in all its incarnations. Well, the College Years were horrible. Anyway, totally remember this and totally loved her. I almost thought she was the real-life Jem. It also recalled when Stacey Q was on Facts of Life as Cinnamon. And I hated that Stevie's real name was COLLEEN!!! Long live Stevie!!!
Her hair is magnificent.
I am sorry but black pantyhose and white pumps are the epitome of class.
today must be cheesey video outfit/songs from prior decades...me like!!
That's the highest exposed midriff I think I've ever seen.
Too hot! Now I need to rub one out after reading all of that.
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