Vicky Pollard Lives!
If this is what The X-Factor is going to be like all season, then I need to run a cable from the UK through the Atlantic Ocean and directly into my TV, because this priceless shit is what entertainment is made of. During last night's show, Simon Cowell said best friends Abby and Lisa had the worst attitudes of any contestant on any of his shows. So you know if these twin female Pugsleys make Simon's titty milk go sour, they are a new amazing breed of FUCKING VILE. And they are!
Their "singing" will make you want to punch yourself in the ear holes with a hot curling iron, but what follows will immediately heal your wounds. The new equation is: WHO ARE YOU? + a fist to the face = the real X factor.
And it looks like these two punch each other in the faces all the time.
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The "who are you?" was funny. But really, I bet there are lots of teenagers and twentysomethings who don't know who Natalie Imbruglia is or was.
that is officially my new greeting to EVERYONE... who the fuck are u + a punch right in the grill. EXCELLENT
I was a big Natalie Imbruglia fan back in the day, but I had to laugh my ass off when that girl said "who are you?" Classic.
Tweedy is still a slag.
I thought we Americans were the #1 exporters of fatties.
Submitted by msanthropist:
You gotta love Basher Tweedy being all wide-eyed and shocked by violence.
Does she really think we've all forgotten? Mind you, much of the X Factor audience probably doesn't have a clue. Nice bit of rebranding there Basher."
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YES. That Tweedy twat tried to hide her glee and bitchface behind fake concern, but she failed miserably.
GOD what a loathsome group of people those "judges" are! absolutely disgusting , well my comfort is, they will all burn in hell for eternity for their greed and evil ways so... :D
"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
I'm all team "who are you" .
Imbruglia...what have she ever done except looking smug with overinflated lips and extreeeemly fake, so fake that it makes Eva Longhoria look like a down to earth, genuine person...
Imbruglia needs to sit down.
AND Cowell or whatever his name is need to be sued for taking advantage of handicapped people.
I feel sorry for those girls for this fukking abusive shitt going on , and I don't mean the punch in the face.
I mean the "put the retards on a stage and lets make the whole world laugh and point fingers at them while we look down on them in superiority" aspect of this "show" or whatever it is.
THAT is not OK!It's like kicking on someone who already lies down.....
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
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Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 12:20pm.
Bread and circuses - last days of the Roman Empire.
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Dude!!! Hot Intellectual Slut on the DAY! That was written by Juvenal,right?
What does "chav" mean,please?
That was funny. I didn't know who that judge was either.
@Submitted by Franniiv3 on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 5:22pm.
Yes, Cheryl did beat up a black girl, but I don't think you can call her racist because her mother is black and so is her ex-husband. She low-life chav trash parading as a lady, but racist she ain't.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Bread and circuses - last days of the Roman Empire.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
The who are you chick is actually Australian singer Natalie Imbruglia who reached the peak of her career in about 1997 with "Torn"
*** what goes down, must come up ***
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:56am.
Italian is easier than French,German,and Spanish. You can learn Italian quickly. I don't know anything about Rosetta Stone software.May I suggest watching Italian films without subtitles,listening to Italian operas at home while reading the libretto in English,reading Italian magazines/newspapers,or the old standby,dating an Italian? :-)
Also, you might call the Irish Embassy or Consulate to ask about learning Gaelic.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:55am.
But who WAS she?!?!?
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Yeah, that's what I wanna know!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Sweet! Je suis l'awesomest.
I really enjoy learning languages...took French and German in college and would really like to get started on Italian or Irish Gaelic. I could easily take classes in Italian somewhere in DC, but Irish Gaelic is not really offered anywhere, for obvious reasons. I've always thought it was a gorgeous language, though.
Anyone have experience with Rosetta Stone or other language learning software? RS is expensive, but it's really supposed to work.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
But who WAS she?!?!?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:23am.
Les chausettes de l'archduchesse,sont-ils seches?
It's been a long time since I took French, but this looks like: "Are the socks of the arch-dutchess dry?"
Ai-je raison?
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Oui,vous avez raison.Vous n'etes pas une fleur rebelle!
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Chien est tired of being wrong.
NEXT!
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Merde. Chien est le Correcto. Wee? Or Non?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:23am.
Les chausettes de l'archduchesse,sont-ils seches?
It's been a long time since I took French, but this looks like: "Are the socks of the arch-dutchess dry?"
Ai-je raison?
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:32am.
It's a French tongue twister,Precious Pup.
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Apparently so! :-)
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:32am.
It's a French tongue twister,Precious Pup.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:28am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:23am.
Les chausettes de l'archduchesse,sont-ils seches?
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That's okay. Make fun of me. I'll have to PENSER this one!
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:23am.
Les chausettes de l'archduchesse,sont-ils seches?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:18am.
WHAT? lol
So. How's about them Yankees?
I can match anyone when it comes to English but not French. Oh well. C'est la vie. *doink*
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:14am.
Angle, I can't argue this one at all! *hangs head* At best, I can say "how are you" and count to ten (maybe) in French, so Falmouth's the authority on this one. You and Mickey, too. I thought "to think" was "penser" not "pensez"
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O that one's right! Penser is "to think" Pensez is: "Think"...to a crowd, like: Think of the morning...that's why I say pensez que...and with Peser (pesez) (which I called "beware" or "be aware" but Mickey fixed with "consider") doesn't NEED "of" ..." more direct: "Consider the morning...."
I love language! I would know sumthin' about it too if I din't have to run away from home;p
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Angle, I can't argue this one at all! *hangs head* At best, I can say "how are you" and count to ten (maybe) in French, so Falmouth's the authority on this one. You and Mickey, too. I thought "to think" was "penser" not "pensez" until you said it. I loved the part about Dumas, too. I am seriously going to look up this stuff. But I'm really intrigued by the picture my maman (ha!) took. I think from now on I'll stick to English phrases so I save myself some embarrassment. Or maybe I'll just go to Paris and see it for myself but that'll have to wait until my next life. *sigh*
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Falmouth on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 11:31pm.
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Oooh. The plot thickens. When I first read it I was gonna check it too - I was curious about Pensez, pesez....I gave it Peser(?) cuz it's poetry. But I did wonder....
And then these things are always so funny. That was a long time ago. Perhaps someone has created more signs over time so no one misses it...but wouldn't you Pensez QUE....in that instance? I mean I'm no scholar....
Anyway - I'll keep watching for updates!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
You gotta love Basher Tweedy being all wide-eyed and shocked by violence.
Does she really think we've all forgotten? Mind you, much of the X Factor audience probably doesn't have a clue. Nice bit of rebranding there Basher.
Submitted by Falmouth on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 11:31pm.
“Pensez le matin” is correct. It’s from Alphonse Rabbe, a little-known French writer who medicated his syphilis with opium till the drug did him in. He was friends with Hugo, Dumas, and other luminaries; Dumas recorded the “pensez” saying. (And Rabbe repeated “pensez” at the start of each clause.)
“Pesez” is a mistake that gained credence as the opening to the first chapter in the “Body Double” mystery by Tess Gerritsen. It’s written “pensez” in the catacombs, without attribution.
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Now THAT is odd. I have the picture my mother took of the plaque and it clearly says "Pesez". Hmmm. I will have to go to the library and check out that book and see if there are any other pictures of the plaque. I'm intrigued now.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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Watched this on Saturday night- mon dieu, the one in the black top was truly odious.
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"How can you trust someone with your full heart when they seem to be in love with the fact that they look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes."
Vintage MK.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 12:31am.
Submitted by Falmouth on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 11:31pm.
Wow, I am amazed at your knowledge of French literature. Thanks for solving our little mystery.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 3:01pm.
You can rest assured, because we Dutch are so thick skulled there is no insulting us.
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Fabulous! *performs Scottish jig and kicksyaindahead!* :) YAY! Now we're best friends:);p
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Countdown to their own reality show in 3...2...1...
I kept waiting for them to say, "Yeah but, no but, yeah but stop giving me evils!"
I think both of these fat cunts have a touch of Downs.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 12:31am.
Speak for yourself will you? I'm not thick skulled.
Anyway I'm with Pugsley #2, that punch in the face was totally deserved.
Wow, this made my day!
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Submitted by Falmouth on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 11:31pm.
Wow, I am amazed at your knowledge of French literature. Thanks for solving our little mystery.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 3:01pm.
You can rest assured, because we Dutch are so thick skulled there is no insulting us. Otherwise we would have left the international political and military theatre long ago, our heads kept to the ground in shame, for being obnoxiously loud whilst eternally ineffective (Srebrenica, need I say more?).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Bloody Northerners!
Cheryl Tweedy gets a pass however ;)
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“Pensez le matin” is correct. It’s from Alphonse Rabbe, a little-known French writer who medicated his syphilis with opium till the drug did him in. He was friends with Hugo, Dumas, and other luminaries; Dumas recorded the “pensez” saying. (And Rabbe repeated “pensez” at the start of each clause.)
“Pesez” is a mistake that gained credence as the opening to the first chapter in the “Body Double” mystery by Tess Gerritsen. It’s written “pensez” in the catacombs, without attribution. http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/7c899/
Gosh, this is so weird and so...British. I love their truly English teeth. I hope the American X-Factor is as good as this one.
these 2 rude pigs look like they're from the same gene pool...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
Oh man that was depressing =(
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Two buffalo gals go 'round the outside...'round the outside...
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
I think the folks backstage were the parents, and they looked rightfully mortified/disappointed/embarrassed.
It just gets a tad passe with folks like this. Like, the first William Hung and a few others after is funny, but anyone else going on these shows who can't sing are just grabbing attention. People will do ANYTHING to get on tv.
That said, these two girls could use a Playboy spread. The makeup and airbrushing might give them much needed confidence. They've certainly featured other questionable people who many of us would rather NEVER see naked.
WOW what fat rude little piggies we are!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Before watching this I had my mind made up to hate the one who threw the punch. After watching it I now HATE both of them. They just don't give a damn. They have no self awareness. They are rude, arrogant and cringe-worthy.
Telling the crowd to shut up, insulting Natalie, the punch-up and storming off stage twice. Not to mention singing like shit, not facing the crowd and just being morons.
Also the one who threw the punch looks SO OLD, she has the face of a middle-aged woman. And she is supposedly only 18? Wow imagine what she is going to look like when she does hit middle-age, yikes!
Poor sad deluded creatures.... did anyone notice the two hideously fat/grossly unattractive women sitting beside these two backstage at the beginning? And the looks of shock when they were backstage watching these two twats attacking the audience and each other and the judges? Must be their mothers...and I am sure those girls are not the full quid/dollar. They have to be subnormal...from both their appearance and behaviour no one can say they are suffering from a surfeit of intelligence. I think its mean that they were allowed on this program to display their stupidity and incredibly bad singing.
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Submitted by CeeCee on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:01pm.
That wasn't much of a punch, her arm looks like a Nerf bat.
Yeah, the punch looks much more impressive in the still. In the actual video, it's less of a punch so much as a throwing of the arm.
Why would anyone audition on a televised show right in front of an audience and NOT be prepared at all?
Is this a regular occurrence on X Factor? If so, then I can't wait 'til it comes out here!
That wasn't much of a punch, her arm looks like a Nerf bat.