A Sad Day For Pussy And Peen Peddlers
Modern day whores out there who picked up their johns at the end of the littered and dusty online cul-de-sac we all call Craigslist, will have to slather the SPF on their ass cheeks and go back to whistling for dick on their old corner. This is because Craigslist locked the doors on their "Adult Services" section and wrapped the front porch with black tape with the word "censored" on it. Craigslist's whore house is closed until further notice. An authentic tear of sadness just slid down Charlie Sheen's cheek....
PC World says that Craigslist has yet to comment on this mess, but it's obvious that they were forced to remove the Adult Services category after getting heat from 17 attorney generals. They asked Craigslist to shut that shit down if they refused to screen ads.
Craigslist changed the name of Erotic Services to Adult Services last year shortly after the Craigslist Killer was caught. Craigslist manually approved each Adult Services ad and charged $10 per ad. This still didn't stop several attorney generals from demanding that Craigslist get out of the leased pussy game altogether.
The ginger Coco summed this up perfectly:
Hongray johns will have to learn a whole new code to find what they're looking for. "18-year-old futon with cover and stain on middle part of cushion. Will deliver to you. Cash only" will now mean "Safe vagina sex only. You can cum on my tits. Out calls and cash only". It's the new hanky code!
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so I guess that means all those ads are going to either move down to automotive or up to pet. Or maybe Skill'd Trade, or Lesson. ?!? ('Miss, are you really looking for a car, or just someone to drive?')
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 4:17am.
Wild thing,I think I love you.
I was a Virgin-Whore until I was 20,but never became a Virginia. Just remember, a lady never loses count or forgets the names of her party guests.
*giggles*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 4:14am.
Cool! A trained dancer is far more pleasing to the eye than a body that's all potatoes and no meat. (I've heard what steroids do to a man's unit.)
The "scholarship" my friend received was:jewelry, plastic surgery,a condo in Beverly Hills.,a BMW with the ownership in her name,AND full tuition at USC for two years.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 3:49am.
*grins*
I know, right? I'm not even trying to hide it anymore, I just wave my "virgin-whore" flag freely now.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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A.cotw:
When I first moved to Europe, I moved to Barcelona and there, the men dance completely naked. But I would go to auditions and refuse to dance completely nude. But since I was an actual dancer, and not some overly-muscled, steroidy type, they would hire me.
And of course you get propositioned every which way and every kind of way, but you just ignore most of it!
And define "scholarship"!
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@Breaky:
"And lucky for you sluts, those moments were captured and turned into lovely literary fare for your pleasure. ;)"
More details,please. What was being a go-go dancer like? A friend of mine in college was a topless dancer in Japan,met an older man, became a kept woman,and came back to the US with one hell of a "scholarship". It didn't end well.
Centaurious:
How DARE you declare your nether-region worthier than mine!
*shank*
This crotch has pull!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 3:31am.
I'd like to be a writer foremost but voluntarily being a sex worker wouldn't bother me at all. As a matter of fact, it could give me the confidence boost I need.
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Spoken like a true Virgin-Whore!!!
Centy:
I am always shocked at how many so-called 'independent women' still expect to get financial compensation/support/checks from their special someone(s).
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Lol....well, pussy is worth more than dick, any day, in a heterosexual sense....a girl can always get laid, a guy can't.
It was a brief interlude in which I wasn't working and needed money. I enjoyed it, as soon as I got a job, I retired, so am once again independent.
However, if a guy is ever interested in me in the sense that he wants to "court" me in a serious way, he is paying for everything until we are exclusive.
Then, we can split it.
I mean, this women's lib thing has sold women quite a bill of goods in terms of this "equality" bullshit, lol....
When men can give birth and do half the housework (not just SAY that they will), rebut that statement!
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@Centy: Actually, I meant the losing your job part. Haha. Sorry for vagueness.
I see nothing wrong with what you were doing before. More power to you. Hell, I'd do it if I could, but only as a side gig or hobby thing. I'd like to be a writer foremost but voluntarily being a sex worker wouldn't bother me at all. As a matter of fact, it could give me the confidence boost I need.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Centy:
I am always shocked at how many so-called 'independent women' still expect to get financial compensation/support/checks from their special someone(s).
I have a friend now that has 3 damn degrees, speaks 6 languages fluently, is a true WonderHeaux in every way, etc, et cetera. I had not heard from her in weeks, and when I do? She is elated about some new guy she has met that has become basically a sugar daddy she doesn't even need because she makes more than enough bank. But her theory is that men make more even with her degrees and that men want to do it. Blah blah blah. And I cannot exactly completely disagree.
When I was a go-go dancer way back in the day, I had some props and I said no time and time again. And then a couple were hot and I was attracted to them and I was like, "fuck it, and them. gimme that check!" And lucky for you sluts, those moments were captured and turned into lovely literary fare for your pleasure. ;)
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I never did any hooking, but I use to answer the telephones for a few "massuses" and those guys were nasty! They really hated women and were pretty revolting. They were very contemptuous and misogynistic. They acted like the women were objects to be used. I am all for legalizing prostitution, but I have to wonder if most prostitutes are lying to themselves about what they do. I know these "massuses" sure did.
I almost worked for Craig about 10 years ago, back when he did everything out of his basement in the Sunset. Talk about a cheap guy! When I did the interview, I was a bit shocked because I knew Craig was rolling in the dough. It does not surprise me that he does not want to pay someone to look over ads. Heck, he did not want to pay the sad sacks who worked there! Talking about a depressing bunch of people.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 1:01am.
Centy, that's horrible! Good luck in the future.
I was unemployed for a year and a half.
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I loved it! It was a way to have different hot boyfriends without the committment, plus their donation to my rent, car payment, etc. was discreetly left in my wallent in the restroom at the beginning of our assignations.
I would then go in, assess the quality of the donation, and proceed from there!
I mean, these were guys that I would have been with for free, they were MY choice, how many girls fuck guys, blow them for free hoping for more then do the walk of shame home in the same clothes they wore the night before without the guys even asking for their digits!
It was fun. If I could do my life over again and be really pretty and young, I'd totally do a few years as a high-priced call girl, picking my own clients.
I mean, in life we pick our own fuck clients, but they very rarely give, they take, well, I got some very GENEROUS donations and it was all good!
I stopped because I read in the WSJ that CL was getting hot.
Although I will say, I always told the guys, it's a donation, I am struggling, you don't have to give me anything, it's just if you WANT TO.
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Centy, that's horrible! Good luck in the future.
I was unemployed for a year and a half.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Well, this is a sad day, it really brings me back.
About 4 years ago, I had a real problem getting a job because I had a 5 year employment gap because of illness plus the recession, etc.
I was about to be kicked out of my apt., then I thought CL!
Voila!
I had had a couple of one night stands in my life, I just figured, I'll interview prospective visitors and if they are a guy I would date in real life, I'll go for it.
I ended up vetting 4 guys who visited me for about a year, we had a great time and hung out for dinner, drinks, (their suggestion), and it was extremely helpful for me in my situation.
It was refreshing to just sit and have a drink with a guy who could just be himself and not try and impress you. We had alot of laughs. Some of them even wanted to continue dating me after I retired and said we could start from scratch, for however long I wanted!
LEGALIZE HOOKING!
(Not that I was ever a hooker....lol....I mean, anything the guys gave me was a DONATION....)
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two words:
casual. encounters.
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Whose fault is it if we are answering the ads and then meeting these people we dont know anything about? And then to cry fowl when shit happens and shirk the responsibility off to Craigslist is beyond ridiculous!
Aww, I'm sorry Centaurious. Hopefully, at best, it may be an opportunity for you to find a better one.
I just lost my job.
And on a holidy weekend too.
I don't know what to dooooo.....
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
I really wish MK would write a book!
Well, there go my chances!
*foghorn*
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Now all of those people who made their living manually approving the ads for $10 will be out of work, and we can blame the governors of those 17 states for destroying more jobs.
It's not people stopped smoking once television banned their ads.
I don't see why CL should feel responsible for any of the crap on there they cannot screen and babysit everyone. Backpage is just as raunchy the hookers will just go there to advertise it's loaded with sleezy stuff.
Won't they just resort to either the personals section or the "looking for employment?"
There are ways around this... Craigslist is just trying to keep their noses clean. They don't give a rats' ass what people do on there.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i
...pretty idyllic LOL. I'd think: BAM Tourism Canada - take that!
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LOL! It's good to be a Canadian, eh? That was probably the nicest thing you've ever been ever so slightly racist about.
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Who cares? They still have the adult section and that is pure entertainment.
What was after "pet?" Pussy services? Sorry Im not ever on Craigslist...
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The end of an era *moment of silence*
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Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:40pm.
That erotic masseuse sounds like a stupid bitch.
aww poor craigs list trollers...back to the alleys and streets with ye!! But for realz, after the Craigslist murder, some news show was interviewing a mother who does erotic massages in her home, and they kept asking her "are you afraid that you are inviting danger to your house and child"...and she kept saying everything was cool...its through craigslist..it's o.k. Also tons of street pimps (I know this from COPS, I don't know any street pimps at least not anymore) use Craigslist for their ho's...but no more!! I didn't know street pimps were that sophisticated...wow!!
What's the difference between Craigslist and Zoosk? I'm serious, i'm just waiting for the day when Uchitel, Dupre, and others endorse a "dating" site.
How am I going to sell my clock now?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:09pm.
Don't forget to write.
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i can't promise anything... maybe a card on flag day, just so you know that i care... and to show that i'm still alive
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:09pm.
Don't forget to write.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 7:06pm.
i am officially packing my bags and moving to where UBF lives
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Shit, i come from country, where prostitution is legal, hookers pay taxes, get tested on a regular and get retirement pay. The funniest shit I heard out of my beautiful country was when we had a prostietut-killer in the next big city and my friend who was unemployed at the time got a job from the government sitting outside of the ladies place of business, so he actually was some kinda hooker bodyguard.
Prostitutes gotta eat!
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i fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
great, just great... now my whole weekend is not blown
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ Breaky,Chirio & Zomay:
ROTFLMAO!!!
My point of view:
Craig Newmark is taking the blame for a common crime. The murdered woman,like the woman who was assaulted and robbed by the Craig's List Killer,could have ended the same way if her services had been advertised in one of the free newspapers or magazines found in any large city. The sex trade is extremely risky for anyone involved in it. Something mentioned by other Dlisters is important here: On Craig's List,there are classified ads for people looking for sex without an exchange of money. (Which are damned funny to read,as Salacious said.)People can, and do,meet others in bars for sex without commitment.I'll admit that I've had relationships w/men I worked with,(but NEVER a boss or supervisor) and quite a few other co-workers dated as well. One of my pet theories is that people pay for unusual sex,kinky sex,or illegal sex,such as with an underaged person. The real question is not who hires a prostitute,but why.
Just move your "home business" ads to therapeutic services. Problem solved.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 6:09pm.
I....I........I have no words.
*salaams*
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@Dog:
HAHAHA,you can never earn the name of Hot Slut now that your secret is out,Puppy!!! What's with the "guilt-free sex" concept? How else can one know it was good.Have you ever seen that cartoon of a man being treating for impotence? In one panel the therapist is droning on about how sex between consenting adults isn't wrong. Dude is still limp. The next panel shows a Hot Slut cooing,"oh you dirty boy",etc. Goodbye,erectile disfunction.
As for anonymous sex with a stranger,I've had it,felt guilty, and yet I don't regret it. I was temping at the convention center,had been deliberately celibate for around 14 months,and had the blues for reasons unrelated to sex.
That was the best lunch hour I've ever had.Well, hour and 20 minutes. Mad struggle to avoid laughing afterwards,especially when another guy asked me out as Mr. Hottie sat nearby,smirking like:"Going to ask her out for ice cream,loser? I've already hit it twice."
Most pizza delivery drivers will prostitute themselves and if you don't cum in 30 minutes, its free!
Submitted by angel_i
...pretty idyllic LOL. I'd think: BAM Tourism Canada - take that!
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As long as the Beaver Damn doesn't threaten to break and blow away the Moose Path and you clean the bearshit up, it will be okay.
Submitted by justincase on Sun, 09/05/2010 - 3:50pm.
@ de Cosmos, I am not surprised.
I have lived in downtown Vancouver for three years and now consider the city to be the sex slave capital of Canada. I can hardly wait to get out because it is fucking demoralizing and ugly once you become aware and SEE the trafficking, abuse, and disappearances happen out in the open. I now call Main and Hastings "Harperville" (for the PM who just won't go away) as the Feds let the drug cartels pursue an open market on civic property.
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Yeah, I found that weird about Vancouver. It's like they chose a little corner of the city and said: Ok - here, anything goes. And what's worse is that it's filled with all these posters begging to make it stop. And you can almost SEE where the line is drawn...where the scrags can't cross. I always used to find it amusing when one or two DID cross over into Gastown which is pretty idyllic LOL. I'd think: BAM Tourism Canada - take that!
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Thanks Cap :) That sucks about the allergy issues. :(
Well, I have to go lay down again. I'm exhausted. Night all.
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Damn, evilshoe, jeez glad you caught that heat shit sooner than later. good to hear. if it makes you feel any better, my migraines went away for years, only to come back w/ a hellish force this spring/summer, doc said, primarily due to excessive pollen and protracted heatwave. fking joy. rest up! good to see you here.
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cappy - nope. I'll go back in the Spring if my contract is done. I'm home this weekend because, well, I was in the hospital. Heat exhaustion. I was on my way to a heat stroke. So, I am recovering right now.
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