Who Is Going To Buy This Crap?
When somebody asks you what that scent of rat whiskers, foundation residue and spicy hummingbird juice (aka Ken Paves' sweat) wafting off your body is, do you really want to look them in the eye and say with a straight face, "Oh, it's Eva by Eva Longoria"? That is some shit that will make everyone in the room turn around and walk out. You know that not even Eva Longoria herself uses that shit as a toilet freshener or roach spray. But here she is whoring it out at a mall in London today. Did I say it smells like rat whiskers? No, it really smells like the saliva shooting out of Eva's mouth when she laughs at the bitches who spent their hard-earned money on her perfume.
And the box! THE BOX! It looks like some bootleg company unlawfully stole a file photo of Eva and slapped it on the box of the feminine hygiene product they sell at The Dollar Store.
Here's more of Eva making that money in London today and going to dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant last night with Posh. And by dinner, I mean Eva ate and Posh sniffed on dirty napkins brought to her by the busboys.
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:51am.
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:28pm.
I don't like Bowchickawowa or as I call her Bowcunt not that she has said or done anything to me recently, though she is probably counting my posts as we speak. Just don't like her and she can take her Dr. Doolittle show and stick it up her ass.
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I have been too busy supporting my family in the aftermath of my mother's sudden death this summer and helping my father get his life back together, to give a rat's ass about your excessive posting. It is funny how my kindnesses towards others, humans (RL and on DListed) and pets, is able to worm its way into your schizo brain and continue to affect you weeks or maybe even months after I post it. Even those posts, in OP, that aren't directed to you! Your life must be seriously empty if I am able to generate that level of interest from you. I guess my words and extra long posts are worth the time they take me to write them. I really don't give a shit what you think of my veterinary knowledge you self-hating, uneducated, gutter-trash, sea-glass collecting, product whore, shoe addict, piece of crap. Leave me out of your shit and go work on your crappy blog. I am sure you have plenty of your very own alts logged in all the time here and elsewhere, to "provoke or stroke". Right? Isn't it time to tell your Leenie alt how much you love her so you can send the love right back to yourself? Most nights, you ramble on and on conversing, kibbitzing, arguing, etc. with yourself. Have fun. Such effort you put into the illusion of having dlisted friendships, and even your conflicts! If you directed that energy towards other, real live people that aren't imaginary internet "friends", you might actually score a friend that resides in a whole other body other than your own.
And...for goodness sake, stop pretending to be a damned lawyer! You ain't no lawyer, pussy cat.
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Bow, darling, I couldn't have said any of this any better myself. You nailed it all - every bit of it - and you get an A+ for this post. You summed up that troll perfectly. Ever heard of Martindale Hubbell? I can tell you someone THEY have never heard of and I bet you can guess who it is and her name is NOT Momus.
I'm very sorry you have been going through all of those things and I hope it turns around for you soon. FYI, 99% of the people who read your posts very much appreciate your veterinary advice, so keep it up. Stay strong, sweetie! ♥
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Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:28pm.
I don't like Bowchickawowa or as I call her Bowcunt not that she has said or done anything to me recently, though she is probably counting my posts as we speak. Just don't like her and she can take her Dr. Doolittle show and stick it up her ass.
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I have been too busy supporting my family in the aftermath of my mother's sudden death this summer and helping my father get his life back together, to give a rat's ass about your excessive posting. It is funny how my kindnesses towards others, humans (RL and on DListed) and pets, is able to worm its way into your schizo brain and continue to affect you weeks or maybe even months after I post it. Even those posts, in OP, that aren't directed to you! Your life must be seriously empty if I am able to generate that level of interest from you. I guess my words and extra long posts are worth the time they take me to write them. I really don't give a shit what you think of my veterinary knowledge you self-hating, uneducated, gutter-trash, sea-glass collecting, product whore, shoe addict, piece of crap. Leave me out of your shit and go work on your crappy blog. I am sure you have plenty of your very own alts logged in all the time here and elsewhere, to "provoke or stroke". Right? Isn't it time to tell your Leenie alt how much you love her so you can send the love right back to yourself? Most nights, you ramble on and on conversing, kibbitzing, arguing, etc. with yourself. Have fun. Such effort you put into the illusion of having dlisted friendships, and even your conflicts! If you directed that energy towards other, real live people that aren't imaginary internet "friends", you might actually score a friend that resides in a whole other body other than your own.
And...for goodness sake, stop pretending to be a damned lawyer! You ain't no lawyer, pussy cat.
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Just wanted to share that I am firing up BSG 4.5 season finale where the old girl saves the hybrid (aka us) and does her final jump.
miss BSG. *sads*
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
YAY! *claps hands, licks Leenie's face* :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I heart you, Angel!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Hello?!
O - I thought you were saying you like Glen Beck before you even remembered my name! I thought: Damn, how loathsome does a girl have to be...but still! I mean - even if you hate me I can't believe you thought of him first! *pouts*
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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OMG, LD, you are totally INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
LawDog!
I have been really as of late. I got a promotion and so have been working harder than a 2 dollar trick on a 5 dollar corner these days.
But hard work pays off!
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I have to go to a Labor Day BBQ. My work is done here. Happy Labor Day to all and to all a good night.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
You are the IHOP, International House of Peen
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LUVS me some BREAKY!!!!!! How you been your gorgeous chocolate delight! I haven't started with the dlisters I love yet, you would be Number UNO
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
3. Glenn Beck
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LawBitch BETTER like me, or else I may have to act my color, and drop-kick her Bobby Brown style down a flight of stairs.
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2. Bill O'Reilly
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
People that I think are A-holes:
1. Sean Hannity
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
i thought this was a post-op kardassian, so whatever.
her perfume has notes of gruyere, cotswald, feta, and toe jam - i checked.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Oh, I forgot Suck and Fuck. I like him. Because he is GHEY and loves the Gheys
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
OMG! this is hard work. I still have so many more posts to go before it is all me.
You see, this is why I can't get any work done at the office....
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Those two are the ones I really don't like. I can do without the whole Speakit deal. I don't really understand a person who always says how much she hates it here and then just keeps on a comin back.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I don't like Dog, though she seems to get on well with other Dlisters, just thinks she is a big smelly cunt. Dogcunt.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I don't like Bowchickawowa or as I call her Bowcunt not that she has said or done anything to me recently, though she is probably counting my posts as we speak. Just don't like her and she can take her Dr. Doolittle show and stick it up her ass.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Maybe I should just list the people I don't like and anyone not on that list could assume that I like them.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
BITCH, you ruined it! All that hard work for nothing!
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Uncle Brain Fart, and I like Every Strangers Eyes
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like when LawDog gets into a post-fit.
;-))
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Damn! I just counted and it will take 12 more posts until it is all MEEEEEEEEEEE
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Jill the Ripper. I like hearing about her crazy neighbor and about the shit she is cooking for dinner.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I miss seeing Buddistgirl, I liked her
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Sand Bitch, she has a parrot and I like Parrots
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Momus the Sarcastic
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Jack in the Hat and Just Jack
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Lifeislikecake
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like Beaker's Bitch
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I like People Person
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I think I will list people that I like. Eleenie McMeanie.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I think another 10 posts should do it.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I have to do this on the down low though, because if Beaker's Bitch finds out that I am trying to do an all MEEEEEEEE thread, she will ruin it. That is what she does. Trust me. It is. Then she will iron fist me.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Do not fret, dear ones *who are not really there* I have goals, I have dreams, I have vision. I am going to keep posting inane comments until this thread is ALL MEEEEEEEEE!
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I am supposed to be working but have decided to play tetris and play on the computer instead.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Actually, I have deemed it MY unofficial OP.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
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271 comments, this must be the unofficial weekend op. *dabs eva longwhoria perfume behind bof ears*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
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we love eva longoria and her perfume!!!
What is up with all these mediocre "actors" pretending they invented perfume?
why do all these Hollywood bitches wear pinky/gray/beige dresses? What's wrong with some red or blue or some lovely jewel tones? Do they think it makes them look all classy and shit?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
These bitches don't eat, they just drink water and sit around just to be noticed how much they look like they're starving!
Posh looks so much better with short hair. She always looks so greasy & strung out with that long hair. She looks too skinny regardless of her hairstyle, obviously, but the short hair really makes her look more chic & polished.
...I wonder if my long hair looks stringy like hers. I hope not.
This will end up in a discount bin in 2 months max--I ga-rohn-tee!
Oh, and I love how she talks about cooking and what a great cook she is (after all,s he does own a restaurant, so she obviously can cook, right?).
Yeah, Miss Latina, show us what you make for dinner:
http://ginavivinetto.wordpress.com/category/stars-with-shopping-carts/pa...
Scroll down. Bitch is a walking advertisement for Hormel. *I* make better chili than fucking Hormel!!!