Monday, September 6th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Jo Anne Worley (73)
Kerry Katona (30)
Foxy Brown (32)
Cisco Adler (32)
Naomie Harris (34)
Justin Whalin (35)
Nina Persson (36)
Justina Machado (38)
Idris Elba (38)
Anika Noni Rose (38)
Dolores O'Riordan (39)
Macy Gray (40)
CeCe Peniston (41)
Rosie Perez (46)
Elizabeth Vargas (48)
Jeff Foxworthy (52)
Jane Curtin (63)
Swoosie Kurtz (66)
Roger Waters of Pink Floyd (67)
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Jo Anne Happy B-Day!! Luv U! Smudges!
Everyone else get smudges too. <3 (and a ----<---@ for Jane.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRLFRIEND!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
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Borrrrrrrrring!
WORSHIP JoAnne Worley
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Jeff Foxworthy, as Stewie Griffin once memorably said, "You suck!"
Happy B-day, Jane Curtin!
"Jane, you ignorant slut"
Happy birthday, Jane!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 9:07am.
Laugh-In was great.
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Totally agree, I used to LOVE that show! I especially loved when Ruth Buzzi would beat the crap out of Arte Johnson with her purse.
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ME TOO! I miss shows like that! : (
You know, since I was a little girl at the time, I thought that Ruth Buzi had a hole in her head, when it was actually the spot where her hairnet gathered together.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:58am.
Pardon me, but I could not help but hear mentioned the ubertalented (and really good-looking!) Dave Gilmour?
that gives me an idea for my next rock-god avie!
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Much as I love him and think he is a goodlooking older man, make it a young Gilmour picture!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:58am.
Pardon me, but I could not help but hear mentioned the ubertalented (and really good-looking!) Dave Gilmour?
that gives me an idea for my next rock-god avie!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
HB to all these sluts. A lot of musicians born on this day Macy, Cece, Dolores, Nina, Roger.
Why would MK mention it's Crisco's birthday as well? We don't need to be reminded of his horrendous low-hanging balls.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Good old Joanne Worley... I remember I used to have her chicken joke book... all I remember was this one joke that didn't make sense to me at the time. It went a little something like this....
Chick to mother:
Mommy am I a people?
Mother to chick:
No you are a chicken.
Chick:
How was I born?
Mother:
You were laid.
Chick:
Do people get laid?
Mother:
Some do, but some are chicken!
ooh stringer bell! happy birthday to you mr elba! yum.
Seems everyone is celebrating Labour Day in the USA, and there is a tube strike on here so I am off to walk home. Thanks London Underground! Bye EveryStrangersEyes!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 12:07pm
hold right there... be still... it's gonna happen.. don't fight it... *smooch*... yep, it was bound to happen!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
Sorry I thought you were!
Apologies I read that as a real smack! Okay well we won't agree on the Final Cut. Fletcher's Memorial Home is such a terrible song. But I did say Roger wrote some of my favourite songs ever (Wish you were here, Time, St Tropez, Echoes, Set the controls for the heart of the sun, Have a cigar etc etc etc!) and Gilmour did the rest including playing the base for Roger's bits!
;) Genuine X
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:58am.
oh, did you think i was not kidding around?... that kinda looks like you thought i was trying to be mean... i was doing nothing of the sort... there's no need to insult "The Final Cut"
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:13am.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:04am.
aaww, that's nice that you could put aside your troubles with him to say a happy bir... *smack!!*... yeah, that's for being "team Gilmour"! didn't see that comin', did ya?!.. deal with it!!
*edited to smack myself for misspelling Gilmour's name
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Right.... I think I last had that said to me when I was 15 and some girls in class were defending the fact they wore Grolsh bottle tops and being Bros fans. Well done.
Yes. Team Gilmour. Having seen PF live at Live Aid, I can vouch for the fact that one actually sounds like a singer and the other these days.. well.. does not. The 70s albums are all amazing. The Final Cut? Not so much.
Thanks I am allowed an opinion though!
X
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:54am.
everybody take a step back and hush... PSL is having a "Scarface" kinda day... move out of her way, people!!
OT: Rosie Perez... great tatas... happy b-day!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Foxy Brown, I hope you get your ass kicked for your birthday, you classless piece of shit.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
-Britney Spears
Happy birthday, Joanne Worley! She was on the Stephanie Miller show. She was hilarious! :)
Happy birthday to all the others as well. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Where it says "Cisco Adler (32)" I saw "Cisco Adler Balls".
MooseMama said: "Michael K should of used that picture for the birthday sluts!!" No way! America has been traumatized enough! The entire nation is in therapy because of that one pic. Aaaaagh!!
HB Jane Curtain. she was on celebrity Jepardy and she kicked major ass.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
so I usually look up who most of the birthday sluts are(some I have no clue) and my co-worker say she knows who Cisco Adler is and she takes me to a picture of his huge hanging balls, I had no clue they could hang that low, Michael K should of used that picture for the birthday sluts!!
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Inside of every cynic is sunshine and rainbows just bursting to come out
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 11:04am.
aaww, that's nice that you could put aside your troubles with him to say a happy bir... *smack!!*... yeah, that's for being "team Gilmour"! didn't see that comin', did ya?!.. deal with it!!
*edited to smack myself for misspelling Gilmour's name*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
HB to everyone! Even Roger Waters although I am team Gilmour. That said, Waters was the genius songwriter behind some of my favourite songs of all time. Even if he turned all cuntish on the rest of the band.
Cisco is only.. 32? Special love to Idris Elba. I liked him in Luther here on the BBC although wow that was a slow starter and consists mainly of Idris being all "Eas' Laandaan" and looking moody and pained as Detective Lufah.
yes, it must be done...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWK-lUyoLkU
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
the king.. the man... the and all be all... the alpha and the omega... the guy who is a big enough dick to sue his bandmates over an inflatable pig...
happy b-day, Roger Waters!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ALL BOW TO THE SWOOSIE!!!
For she ruleth over all.
Mmmmm, there's a lot of doable sluts on this bday list today. Happy birfday to all.
Did you know...Ce Ce Penniston was the first black performer in South Africa after Apartheid was abolished and NOT Whitney Houston? Even tho she looks hella Michael Jackson white to me in this photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CCP_AM.jpg
Anyway, I'd rather listen to her any day *even back then*
REMIX!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quu0zWllPv8&feature=related
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
HB to Dolores O'Riordan, and hot hot hot Idris Elba. I'd bake his cake anytime.
"Jane - You ignorant slut! ....."
HB to an original SNL cast member.
Vargas is a bitter bitch. When she was on GMA she acted way too high and mighty for viewers to ever warm to her and then she got passed over for the hosting gig when Lunden left. She has never gotten over that.
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
HB Dolores O'Riordan, or as my kids call her "the howler monkey" (hehe) LOVE her!
Cisco may be only 32 but by the looks of them, his balls were around when Moses came down from the Mount!
Swing looooooow............
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 9:07am.
Laugh-In was great.
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Totally agree, I used to LOVE that show! I especially loved when Ruth Buzzi would beat the crap out of Arte Johnson with her purse. Oh, and Lily Tomlin's Ernestine. That shit was funny.
Laugh-In was great.
Idris Elba was great on "The Office." That last episode he was on, when he realized that Dwight Schute (sp?), is an idiot, was priceless.
Naomi Harris and Cillian Murphy were the perfect choice for possibly the last couple in England (on earth?) in "28 Days."
HB Joanne Worley, setting the standard for batshit crazy for over 40 years. HB to Jane Curtin, Roger Waters, Cece Peniston, Rosie Perez. Cisco Adler, not so much.
Macy Gray is still alive? Jeff Foxworthy, go die.
HB Dolores O'Riordan and Roger Waters! lots of sluts with birthdays today.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
HB Joanne Worley, Jane Curtain and Roger Waters.