Monday, September 6th 2010
QOTD: How Joe Jackson Kept MJ From Joining A Street Gang
The only gang Michael Jackson belonged to was a dancing one that destroyed their enemies with crotch bumps, hip thrusts and neck sways (see: Bad) instead of shanks and gats. Joe Jackson says we can thank his open hand for that. In an interview with Jackson Secret Vault, the bloated catfish had this to say when he was asked about whoopin' MJ
"I had to be like that because when raising him, in those days, so many gangs out there getting into trouble, going to jail. Most of them are dead now. He didn't have to worry about that.
And does Joe regret slapping the kids around?
"No! They tried to make a big issue when I spanked Michael or some of the kids, ya know? Just like they didn't spank their kids when they did wrong. The media twists everything."
Michael Jackson in a gang? Unless the Sharks and Jets were waiting to pirouette-him into their crew, I doubt MJ was planning on joining a gang. Besides, MJ was too busy dancing for coins for Joe Jackson to pay his hookers with. Joe Jackson really needs to use his slappin' hand to slap the giant ass on his no-neck for this.
via TMZ
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The Jacksons are spoft spoken but as a child Tito was pressured into a gang for a short while so it could have easily been Michael too. Poeple who join gangs are usually in jail or dead by the age of 25, none of joe's kids got involved on the streets which not alot of black parents in low income areas can't say.
the Jacksons are from Gary Inidna, time were different but the place is still pretty rough. Joe was raising almost a dozen kids who were all mostly bosy, i could see him being strict to keep them out of trouble. Say what you want about his family but they he made them rich and they seem like genuinely nice respectble people.
If you truly know your kids he should have known from an early age that Michael would have never joined a gang. He didn't know him well enough though that's for sure. Michael was petrified of him and that should hurt Joe but it doesn't. I would never in a million years want my kids so afraid of me that they'd feel like vomiting. Sad.
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He should tell his piggy daughter Janet that it is not cool to sell FUR in the new Vanity Fair. How greedy is this fat pig of a woman?
Pimpin Joe is a great daddy...he kept MJ from drowning...'cause he didn't drown to death.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
I see pimp daddy joe's been hitting the delusion sauce again. If you believe him, beating his effeminate, skinny, extraordinarily shy son prevented him from becoming a killer & selling dope to kids. Oh yeah, that makes total sense... NOT.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
In today's world kids get away with everything. Honestly, I don't know why any sound-minded adult would want to have a child. You are not legally allowed to discipline, nor are you allowed to tell them the truth without that somehow being abuse as well. The kids have all the rights. I agree that some parents take things to the extreme and those that do should be jailed but most parents just want to raise good, honest, respectable kids who also show respect.
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Joe is delusional and is just grubbing MJ's money out of his super religious hypocrite wife hands by the fistfuls. MJ was a pedophile because of what happened to him as a child, Joe was ground zero in whatever that was. I get sick when I even think of the twink frankly. I've never heard of beating children to keep them out of gangs, Twisted greedy fuck. He was a child abuser to ALL of them. And it wasn't only the beating kind of abusing either.
as an adult, i can now look back and pinpoint the time when parents lost control of their kids- there was a big fuss made over some kid who called the police on their parents.. then it caught on and the media ran with it- making parents afraid to disiplined their kids- even disagreeing with them could get SS called out (brats). I also remember when we didnt start school until AFTER LABOR DAY....
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"Oh, mama
I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:44am.
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No flaming from me, Sal, I agree with you. I got more than a few well-deserved smacks on the arse if all else failed when I was a kid and it never did me any harm either.
Although I do wonder how far this lizard went with Michael--- something tells me it was a bit more than that.
You know what, Joe Jackson? If I was 80 years old, and outlived my 50 year old son, I'd still be too fucked up in the head 5 years later to talk about him.
WHY!WHY! Why do I have to see his bulldog face like that just after waking up?????
That's so injust!!
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Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation.
lmao@him for saying "most of the gang members are dead now" um....isnt Michael dead now? *smh*
Submitted by ESE on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:46am.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:43am.
and some of us have wives that really enjoy a good spanking... ya know.. when they deserve it! woo-hoo!!
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Ahahaha... that sounds kind of hot...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:43am.
and some of us have wives that really enjoy a good spanking... ya know.. when they deserve it! woo-hoo!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"The ground split open and swallowed Dathan."
Psalm 106:17
If it happened once before it could happen again, right?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Oh, Father of the y... err, decade speaks again.
At the risk of getting lynched here, I see a lot of unsufferable brats who throw tantrums at the supermarket, or kids and teenagers telling their parents off and doing hoodrat stuff in school and I wonder if things weren't better back when parents could spank their kids without going to jail. Most of us got spanked as kids and we turned out alright, didn't we?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Blech, don't remind me. I even feel guilty for listening to the Jackson 5, knowing now what they went through, especially Michael.
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Yeah kacky but not until after he made Daddy lots of lucre for sex on demand.
He's dead now too, you dirtbag!
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
When I saw the headline of this topic thread, I immediately thought of Wierd Al Yankovic, doing his Michael Jackson impression in the video "Fat"...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Damn, i think the spammers just vomited over every thread of the past two weeks....
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
the spam is out of control
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
lol...hoarders
I remember most recently I saw somewhere that a lady was found dead amongst all her hoarding junk. It's like having a garbage dump in your own home. It's pretty disgusting.
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Just stepping in to yell out my frustration after watching a day worth of "Hoarders". WTF is wrong with people???? Give me a gun , some gas and a match and i ll take care of your problem.
Rant over.
How is everyone tonight?
I love Robert Rodriguez and all his movies...I think the movie was too hyped up so the expectations were high. My attention span is minimal so if the movie drags it doesn't grab me. :(
How's your summer been?
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Hey hey Soultonic! I was actually wishing Tigs and ESE night cause they were heading out.
How are you doing? I'm on for a wee bit more; fired up the BSG season finale dvd cuz i'm in the mood. What are you up to, other than snarking lol?
EDITED: SoulT, that's good to know Re: machete; other peeps were mentioning they were waiting for reviews from DLers. thx.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Off topic:
So I went and saw Machete. I'll cut straight to the chase but I thought it sucked. I give it a 6.5 out of 10. It dragged. I was disappointed. :(
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Have a pleasant evening caprica six!
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'Nite Tiger and ESE
*quick! ground meat and GGoose shot for the nightcap*
Cheers!
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
There's this brilliant British documentarian named Louis Theroux and years back he did a documentary on Michael. He managed to land an interview with Joe Jackson but he had to pay Joe in order to get the interview in Vegas. That interview was very interesting, to say the least. Joe was asked about Michael and gay rumors and he wasn't having it. It's a great documentary. It's definitely worth the watch. It's in 7 parts on youtube.
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhxrmaDCHKM
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What. Is. She. Wearing?
Call the zirconium police!
Nite Skanks, I gotta check out...the sweet nectar don't get drunk by itself, the good shit don't get smoked by itself and hoodrat stuff dont get did by itself...I'm a busy ass DListed whore, so don't be botherin' my ass no mo'...:-P
Sweet Dreams, sluts...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This man should hang out with Dina Lohan. They have the same outlook on their parenting.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
-Britney Spears
"The Amityville Horror" is on tonight!! "The Amityville Horror" is on tonight!!
oh yeah... you bitches can see my ass as i walk the hell outta here for a movie!... woo-hoo!!
OT: i promise... i'll try in the near future... if the mood strikes me... and i get paid to
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LOOLL ESE. I haz bad habit of going off topic quickly also. Most of us clever fucks on here do. I read that a UCLA Berkley research team said that the sooner relevant/cooky shit spins off the original topic the quicker the minds of the participants. Saw that three years ago. Just so that we all don't feel so bad lol.
*gives dbl shot to MK for not hating us going off topic so much*
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
@Tigerlilly
Absorutely! I have my tinfoil "To Infinity And Beyond" hat on cause code-writing just doesn't flow as easily w/o it. The diaper thing, well heck if the astronauts do that then, shit, let's do it!! We'll need some food.
Wait! We gotta focus! Dr. Kervorkian, you are being paged asap infinity!! Joe Jackson (and his fking '73 poly suit) are awaiting your hydrocloride (?) or whatever drip!!
*in the meantime, rum and cokes to Tiger, ESE n anybody else who needs one this fine evening*
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:27pm.
you can have noodles if you promise not to bring the lightsaber to the table... the damn thing went off and nearly shaved my cat last time!!
OT: so quickly i forget about this... not that i'm gonna be on-topic.. i just thought it was kinda funny how fast i go off of it
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:27pm.
*passes petition around; immediately emails Vatican emissaries pre-conditions for request*
{{good to see you, Tiger}}
edited: lloloolo its a version of programming code actually used to guide extrastellar satellites. My dad's realm (and i'm training).
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Should I be wearing a tinfoil hat, safety goggles and adult diapars for this?...Not that I'm not already wearing that...cuz I'M NOT...Ok, yes I am, but the goggles are super cool and look like sunglasses....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:07pm.
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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the check hasn't cleared yet... i'll get to him!
*lovingly rubs trunk of torture devices*
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*rubs hands together in eeeeeeevil (which is for the greater good) anticipation*...Can I watch?
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cost ya two bits and a donut... with sprinkles AND filling this time!!... i'm wise to your "oh, they must've forgot to put jelly in this one" tiger ways!!
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Huh? *wiping strawberry jelly off of tiger chops*...No sir, Nope...your donuts are packed full of congealed...bl...er, blackberry jelly...Yes, um nevermind that human looking incisor with a gold filling seemingly oozing out of the donut...It's a prop...you know my macabre sense of humor....So...you gonna eat that donut cuz if not...*patting tiger tummy*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*passes petition around; immediately emails Vatican emissaries pre-conditions for request*
{{good to see you, Tiger}}
edited: lloloolo its a version of programming code actually used to guide extrastellar satellites. My dad's realm (and i'm training).
Can I haz noodles?
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:19pm.
I'll write some t4 c-band transponder code to quick redirect a satellite to direct-page Kevorkian asap.
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and i'll make a cup of noodles while trying to figure out what the hell a "t4 c-band transponder" is... damn sci-fi fans.. speak all technically and stuff!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:17pm.
I'll write some t4 c-band transponder code to quick redirect a satellite to direct-page Kevorkian asap. I'll also script up a petition to the Vatican to make him Saint Kevorkian if he can do this within 24 hours.
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Why is this not Dlisted scripture? It should be preceded by an MK sayeth and end with a lightening bolt...In any case, it's DListed prophesizedeth...SAINT KEVORKIAN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:07pm.
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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the check hasn't cleared yet... i'll get to him!
*lovingly rubs trunk of torture devices*
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*rubs hands together in eeeeeeevil (which is for the greater good) anticipation*...Can I watch?
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cost ya two bits and a donut... with sprinkles AND filling this time!!... i'm wise to your "oh, they must've forgot to put jelly in this one" tiger ways!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:07pm.
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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the check hasn't cleared yet... i'll get to him!
*lovingly rubs trunk of torture devices*
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I'll write some t4 c-band transponder code to quick redirect a satellite to direct-page Kevorkian asap. I'll also script up a petition to the Vatican to make him Saint Kevorkian if he can do this within 24 hours.
edited: 'r's don't like me.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:07pm.
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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the check hasn't cleared yet... i'll get to him!
*lovingly rubs trunk of torture devices*
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*rubs hands together in eeeeeeevil (which is for the greater good) anticipation*...Can I watch?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 8:07pm.
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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the check hasn't cleared yet... i'll get to him!
*lovingly rubs trunk of torture devices*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Where is Dr. FeelDead when you need him? Oh, yes, facing felony charges...Can't someone just Kervorkian this bag of walking evil? He's telling me he wants to die with his eyes...kind of like the antithesis of the 'Tyra Banks smile with your eyes'....*paging Dr. Death*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OHMYGOD!!!!
"Most of them are dead now. He didn't have to worry about that." Priceless!
Where errybody be? Is this OP or is it still slowishlyish and stuff?
ONT: lol "bloated catfish" exactly MK
edited: Cheers all!
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.