Tuesday, September 7th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Miss Ida Blankenship (as played by Randee Heller), Don Draper's batty "NOT THE ONE" executive secretary on Mad Man.

Don Draper just can't keep from seducing his secretaries into taking notes on his peen with their clits, so Joan hired Miss Blankenship thinking that there's no way he would ever try to get his hands down into her dusty den of desire. But on Sunday's episode (SPOILER ALERT) Miss Blankenship was revealed to be a hellcat who rubbed all her good stuff on Roger Sterling's silver field back in the day when she was Bertram Cooper's sexatary. So Joan better keep a focused side-eye on Miss Ida, because methinks she's still got the itch to make moth balls fly by ripping off that wig and getting wild with Don on his desk. Sterling down, Draper next! Don Draper will never be the same again.

BONUS: Randee Heller played Ralph Macchio's mom in the Karate Kid 1 and 3!

Posted by: Michael K


scarletsascha's picture

At first glance I thought it was Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie get-up.

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TheJackson4's picture

Did you hear her line in the previous episode of MM? "If I wanted to see 2 negroes fight, I'd throw a dollar out the window."

KidL's picture

I *heart* her as Don's secretary.

My theory is by the time the show ends, Don will have slept with everyone but Roger. Oh, hell. . . I could see him doing Roger if he got drunk enough.

Also, I thought Bert Cooper was the one screwing Ida back in the day-not Roger.

Night Owl's picture

Every show she's acting like a royal bitch -- the kind that is just an admin person but wants to act like the CEO of not just the secretary but the execs. In the 60s, it's hard for me to imagine her still being employed when she acts like a raging bitch who thinks she's better than everyone
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I hate how Joan has always treated Peggy like crap. I think because she is good to Sterling, Cooper, and Draper and they look down on the flunkies too she gets a pass. Plus she seems to be really intelligent and a good worker. But if I was a fellow female worker there I probably wouldn't like Joan.

I'm still laughing about when Don told the new guy to ask Mrs. Blankenship where a good place to eat was and you hear her loudly through the door "I DON'T WORK FOR YOU". Also Mrs B: "YOUR DAUGHTER'S PSYCHIATRIST CALLED", Don: "lower your voice". LOL

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:22am.
@sushi: Don keeps Ms. Blankenship as his secretary (even though she's... not good) because she's what he feels he deserves after the situation with Allison (the last secretary). Joan hired her to teach Don a lesson, and he kept her out of penance.

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Thanks but I meant wouldn't the character Joan (Hendricks) have been fired? Every show she's acting like a royal bitch -- the kind that is just an admin person but wants to act like the CEO of not just the secretary but the execs. In the 60s, it's hard for me to imagine her still being employed when she acts like a raging bitch who thinks she's better than everyone unless she is safe for shagging the boss years ago.

TexnDoc's picture

Love those vintage glasses. I've seen some goodlooking actresses like Darryl Hannah try it and get away with wearing them. You must be model pretty to make them work.

Vern's picture

She gets better each week!

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eat.pray.vomit's picture

I missed episodes 6 & 7. They are not on AMC's website. Just pictures.

A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

Wow, I didn't realize it was her!

"For your consideration," baby!

parissucksliterally's picture

Holy shit! Now that I see her face, it IS Daniel LaRusso's Mom!

I love her on Mad Men, she is fucking hilarious!

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LA's picture

Best Hot Slut EVER in the history of time. The title needs to be retired on Miss Blankenship.

Oh, she has a Facebook page, too!

GlitterKitty's picture

haha well done MK! I love her!

Poison Candy Apple's picture

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1184792576/nm0375374

this is what she really looks like. She's not that old. IMDB says she was born in 1947 which makes her like what... 63? A lot of Ida's look has to be make up.

Few Words's picture

yea i'd tap it w/ a grave marker

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Datura's picture

@sushi: Don keeps Ms. Blankenship as his secretary (even though she's... not good) because she's what he feels he deserves after the situation with Allison (the last secretary). Joan hired her to teach Don a lesson, and he kept her out of penance.

And I think the same thing about Christina Hendricks. The disparity between the way she looks on that show (amazing) and the way she looks in modern clothes on red carpets (...not good) is surreal.

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*trims Provy's ear hairs*

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Hekki's picture

"If I wanted to see two Negroes fighting, I'd drop a dollar bill out my window."

This is one hot slut!

Also? I thought she was doing Cooper back in the day, not Roger.

Also? I hate Joan with a passion. Such a smug cunt. I like the way she is no longer the office hottie and getting more matronly and crabby.

Looks like Mad Catter's avie!

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I just started getting into watching Mad Men. It's a great show, but fuck, in the 60s if there was a secretary/office manager that was that bitchy, wouldn't she have been fired? Or does she feel like she's safe since she had a previous relationship with Roger?

And now that I watch the show, Hendricks looks about 1000 times better on that show than any interview or photo I've seen of her in real life.

WhiplashG's picture

I fucking LOVE that Miss Blankenship is HSOTD. Thank you.

Provolone's picture

"BONUS: Randee Heller played Ralph Macchio's mom in the Karate Kid 1 and 3!"

Nice car Mrs. LaRusso...

She looks so old. Between this and Shannon Elizabeth being 37, I feel old! :-/

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