James Franco Is Always Fapping
Wherever James Franco is right now, there's a pretty damn good chance that his chonies are around his knees, his hand is hugging his peen and he's jacking that shit FOR HIS LIFE. So if you've ever been lucky enough to shake hands with James Franco, you now know why he always feels so warm and tingly (lick your hand next time). Bitch is always making his peen barf as though it was his full-time job. Let your brain masturbate on that image for a while.
In Danny Boyle's new movie “127 Hours”, James plays real-life mountaineer Aron Ralston who was forced to cut off his own arm after getting stuck under a boulder. While promoting the movie at the Telluride Film Festival in Colorado, James talked to the Hollywood Reporter and they asked him about the scene where Aron tickles his crotch rock while stuck under the rock. James said that Aron is a true gentleman so he never admitted or denied if that scene really happened. But James is not a true gentleman, so he answered the question (while massaging his wang, no doubt):
OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.
You know James is just being modest. 4 to 5 times a day? Double that and there's your truth. James has given me a real gift, because now every time I see a picture of him I'm going to assume he's either finding a way to jack it (examples: hole in pocket or using a vibrating peen sleeve) or thinking about jacking it. Let's try this:
Verdict: Jacking it (the bear knows)!
Verdict: Jacking it.
Verdict: Thinking about jacking it (and oh is he thinking about it).
Verdict: And here I was thinking that James was actually sleeping in that picture. Nope, jacking it. This is where the vibrating peen sleeve played an important role.
It's like a whole new world has opened up! A world where James Franco is masturbating non-stop! This is what Princess Jasmine was really singing about.
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Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:16am.
I've always had a thing for James Franco, despite all the weird shit he does and says.
Agreed. Always thought he was hot and for whatever reason all the weird things don't phase me either. I guess it's because we're not going to date him so we don't have to deal with all of that...all we want is to look at him and imagine that he seems fun and quirky. Good enough.
hot piece indeed.
What a hot piece he is when he cleans up.
I heard he's going to school in RI.
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I hate doing masturbating.
I get horny, but I try to forget about it. I'll usually listen to some music or something. I don't need to remind myself I'm lonely.
Feeling sorry for myself is better than masturbation a lot of times.
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Is that cum on his belly in that picture????????
LMFAO! Yikes! That makes me want to wash my mouth out with listerine.
Hmm... that turned me off for some reason, lol!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:04pm.
You sluts know you'd give your left fold/testicle to be his hand!
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He's sexy.
Well, my day just got a little better.
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He doesn't need to go it alone! Hey, James, my boyfriend's at work. Come here, baby. Now you just lie back and relax and let me do all the work...
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 11:23am.
Aw hell if I had a dick I'd beat off too.
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Aw hell if I had a dick I'd beat off too.
He did a movie called "Sonny", directed by Nicholas Cage, in which he played a male prossie. Not a good movie, but lots of nice nudity.
You can all laugh at this Slutty McSlut Pants, but when he's hitting Ernest Borgnine's age and you're all croaked, it won't be so funneh!
I loves him in movies.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:54am.
*faints* That was too much.
I remember when I used to be the only one that knew who James Franco was.
Person:So, who do you think is an attractive celebrity?
Me: James Franco!!
Person: Who?!
I miss those days, I really do! *kicks a can*
He's looking sort of "Heath Ledger"-ish in the main photo.
*puts on asbestos whore outfit*
He's hot.
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James Franco is kind of growing on me. I mean I rolled my eyes and thought he was douchey when he said his soap opera stint was "performance art" but I respect that he went to get all those damn degrees (even though he probably barely did any work for it). He has a mischevious look about him that makes me think he would be great in bed.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:50am.
Pffft. Every guy jerks off. Unless you're doing it so often that it's preventing you from doing other things, it's not an issue.
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Like, say, saving your energy to saw your own arm off?
WTF with THAT being included in that dude's harrowing story? Imagine the Moviefone guy saying "127 Hours. RRRRRated R for violence, self mutilation in the name of survival and sexual situations".
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I've always had a thing for James Franco, despite all the weird shit he does and says.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:50am.
Pffft. Every guy jerks off. Unless you're doing it so often that it's preventing you from doing other things, it's not an issue.
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I have a married friend who was HORRIFIED when she caught her husband once jerking it to lesbian porn and she called me all hysterical like she had found out he was a mass murdering child pedophile. She wanted to know if it was "normal" and I was like "yes, of course" and I think I opened her eyes to the big, bad world out there. It's very hard taking her seriously sometimes if that's the biggest problem in her life. i mean they were still having regular sex etc...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:38am.
and I thought it was cum on his tum....
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ahahhaah cum tum...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
none of these pics even look like the same guy.
what the fuck does he look like?!?!?!
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this is from the movie "whatever it takes",
http://www.omgblog.com/2007/05/omg_hes_naked_james_franco.php
James franco is some duchy sorority dude who is tricked on his prom night and left gagged with wearing only but a thong with his little hairy cheeks hanging out,while the rest of the school is laughing at him etc,
ubmitted by borg queen on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:17am.
am confused. Are they saying that the mountaineer jerked off while being stuck under a rock?
yes! I know!!!
and I thought it was cum on his tum....
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he strikes me like the type you have weird sex with, like he'd giggle a lot, boost your confidence as he don't mind your cellulite or beer gut cause he's beyond that, but you can't avoid feeling guilty afterward cause it was so fucking weird,
The movie is "Whatever it takes".
Pffft. Every guy jerks off. Unless you're doing it so often that it's preventing you from doing other things, it's not an issue.
Addendum: The same applies for females.
Let's all give James Franco a hand!
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LoL I know I'm not the only one who thought that matter on his belly was questionable :)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:51am.
Motherfucker these guys who jerk off like 5 times a day are beyond me, I can't get past 3 times a day, and I never even want to jerk off 3 times a day. Anyway, I'd totally fuck him.
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my hand cramps up
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I absolutely love that pic of James Franco sleeping in class. And I effin love him anyways.
is that cum on his belly? nice!
It's baby oil or lube on his stomach...the chick's holding a bottle in her hand.
What movie is that main pic from? Please!
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am confused. Are they saying that the mountaineer jerked off while being stuck under a rock?
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Looks like candle wax on his stomach...at least that's what I'm hoping it is
@Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:04am.
I will never figure out the appeal of this guy. He reminds me of Ethan Hawke's dark-haired brother and he looks like he doesn't bathe often.
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What's that stuff on his stomach?
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I will never figure out the appeal of this guy. He reminds me of Ethan Hawke's dark-haired brother and he looks like he doesn't bathe often.
I'm so fucking tired of these reporters asking questions like this. Seems like every interview contains questions like this, "if you were gay who is your fantasy man/woman" or otherwise inappropriate sexual questions.
Yaaasss!!! So sexy ;)
Motherfucker these guys who jerk off like 5 times a day are beyond me, I can't get past 3 times a day, and I never even want to jerk off 3 times a day. Anyway, I'd totally fuck him.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That main photo is hilarious! He's a good looking guy, but what a douchebag.
Also, the ad with the naked bleach blonde covering her naughties with her hands? Ick.
What movie is that top picture from?