Taylor Momsen Burned Her Dog's Neutered Balls
I really can't with this right now, so I'll just let Taylor Momsen's bandmate Ben Phillips explain it to you.
Ben told Heat Magazine (via MTV UK), "In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff. We'd burn old keyboards, computers, stuff them full of TNT and set them on fire. Taylor loves fire. I shouldn't say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early - she'd just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out."
Her dog's charbroiled nutsack probably looked a lot like her face in that picture above.
This bitch is putting the ASS in badass. I doubt Taylor actually torched her dog's balls. Bitch brought in two rotten Ikea meatballs and passed it off as her poor dog's nutsack so that everyone in the band would once again stamp her with the "YOU SO EDGY" label. This trick don't fool me.
Don't be surprised if Taylor pulls an Ozzy Osbourne by biting off the head of a pigeon on stage. But Taylor won't use a real pigeon. She'll use a toy one with red stuffing. "You're a bad bitch!" - Every toddler on the playground to Taylor.
And in the same interview with Heat, Taylor said this when asked why she always looks like she just sniffed her dog's burnt testicles: "I do smile when things are funny. I'm quite moody, I'm a teenager and I'm PMS-ing all the fucking time, what do you expect? I am quite moody and I have an interesting life and I get my picture taken 24/7, and it's not always pleasurable. I am really moody, but I'm not a mean person. I'm actually nice."
In case you didn't get it from the three times she burped it out in that quote, she's quite moody.
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Bitch is beat and i'm ten years older than her
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 7:28pm.
I once threw grandmas moth balls in the GARBAGE! I'm just so badass!!
This is too badass to even read about!
Mothballs are flammable though, you should've set them on fire ;)
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:37pm.
Go to school in an inner city, bitch, we'll see how bad ass you really are there when the cholas kick your wannabe emo ass for talking shit.
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That there's some beautiful talk, Chaylo <3
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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The reek of bad-ass wannabe PR leaks is strong in this one.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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What vet gives you the dog's testicles after neutering? She either faked it or the source made it up.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
I once threw grandmas moth balls in the GARBAGE! I'm just so badass!!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
The only thing the vet I worked for ever returned after a surgery was 43 cents and asked the owner of the yorkie that swallowed it wanted to put it towards the bill. Oh, and we gave back puppies after c-sections, but never testicles.
I seriously doubt the vet's office let a 16-year-old girl take her dog's balls home.
I tried getting my cat's balls in a jar (I love pickled things in jars) and got denied. Fuck you, Taylor.
P.S. I'm PMSing, too.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Submitted by WinnieT on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 5:07pm.
Hate this bitch. Everytime she speaks or I have to see a picture of her racoon face, it makes me sick and I feel like reaching into my monitor with a couple of bleached-soaked towels and scrubbing her face clean.
Gross.
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I don't know what's more repulsive, her cadaver-esque eyeliner or this moody bitches attitude!!
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
she likes to say quite a lot cuz it makes her sound English and worldly and shit.
She's the one musical act Adam Lambert can point to and scream "Desperate!"
Another day, another "edgy" quote/story/incident. Doesn't she realize that Nancy Spungen (RIP) would laugh her and her candy-ass dress-up act right back into the Jim Carrey kiddie films where she belongs?
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:06pm.
Thirded, and why do the pictures just keep getting skeevier each time I click the page?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Hate this bitch. Everytime she speaks or I have to see a picture of her racoon face, it makes me sick and I feel like reaching into my monitor with a couple of bleached-soaked towels and scrubbing her face clean.
Gross.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
i'm listening to billie holiday.
now that was a bitch who lived on the edge.
this idiot's moooooddddy.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Who the fuck is Taylor Momsen?? What the hell
Whatever she's attempting with her makeup: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
My favorite musician does the same thing with her eye makeup, but she goes for the whole ensemble. She actually matches her makeup and her outfits so she doesn't look like she raided the clearance bin at Hot Topic, and that she's a legitimate metal artist who doesn't act on a TV show that's the bastard mutt of Sex and the City lite, The OC, 90210, and every other stereotypical rich/California farce invented.
Once again, the image/public persona not complying with the actual body of work is becoming a recurrent theme with young (and not so young...) stars.
I doubt she's ever going to grow out of it. Believe me, when I was 17 I said and did things that were ignorant and desperate for attention, but even when *I* was 17 I was never this idiotic. I'm only 22 now, and times haven't changed that much since I was a teenager.
Also, your chronological age is not a free pass to act foolish at all times. Granted, young people generally aren't as experienced with decision making as independent adults are, but the reason why our youth act like assholes is because they're self entitled to do whatever they please without consequences because "young people make mistakes".
It's only a mistake if it isn't a conscious decision to do so, or you've actually learned from it. Otherwise, grow a pair and own the fuck up.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Does Kiddie McBadass even have parents?? Everything about her life is a cry for help. That smoky smack eye alone is saying, "Where were you when I needed you Mooooooommmmmmyyyyyy?!?!?!?!"
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:01pm.
I've had many pets neutered but was never given the balls! Geesh!
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That's becuz you didn't ASK cha!
Being extra fucking hardcore cool doesn't come without effort you know!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I've had many pets neutered but was never given the balls! Geesh!
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:26pm.
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*whines* WhAaaaAAAaaT?!? Why don't you beweeeeeeeeeeave her?! She's so super fucking awesome amazing to be so in TOUCH with her feelings like that at such a young age! We're SO in touch and you're just out of it. She's, like, a fucking GENIUS with a TOTALLY unique style!!! She's so young and she built this WHOLE CAREER all BY HERSELF!!! Lemme see YOU do that! Her life is interesting! Not like YOUR boring stupid life with your momjeans and your spam! She writes her own songs! And she BURNS things! You guys just don't understaaaaAAaaAAaaaND! She's WAY cooler than anyone EVER that came before (whatever those old people names are). Why don't you go pick on someone your OWN AGE! SHE'S MOODY, K!?!?!?!
I know you just wish you could be her.
But you can't - cuz you're OLD! And ERRBUDDY KNOWS you just get DUMMER the OLDER you are. That's why you're so DUM! Dummies!
GAWD!
*flips hair, smacks gum, stomps out*
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
she's like, soooo edgy and xHaRdCoReX
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:26pm.
Dear Anyone Who Believes This Story:
Please CONTACT ME... have I a very special offer available only to people just like you, concerning the exclusive purchase of a well-known landmark in Brooklyn!
Alright! Please provide the number of your Nigerian Bank Account so that I can immediately deposit $1,000,000 into it.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
It is very funny when kids who grow-up living an upper class lifestyle try to act all hard.
oops wrong link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otti-82jEAc
A burning pit in the studio? This sounds like what John Todd was talking about when music industry execs used withcraft to put demons into albums
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4797172096740150104#
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:37pm.
Go to school in an inner city, bitch, we'll see how bad ass you really are there when the cholas kick your wannabe emo ass for talking shit.
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*gasp* I WOULD LOVE THAT - to see her bony, "moody" ass tryna deal with some for-real cholas. "Punk'd - Special Chola Edition".
Who do we have to talk to to set that up? MK, do you have any cousins that might be available for this?
Don't you just love how teens like this think they are the first generation to try and be all edgy and think stuff like this didn't happen in the decades before? We get it Taylor. You are mean, moody, edgy, hard. You have black make up around your eyes. No we never saw that before. Oh hang on we did and all grew out of it and look back on those years and cringe.
YES, GlitterKitty. What you said.
Weeeeeeeeeeird. Put a sock in it bitch and quit whingin. It's boring.
It's simply beyond me. She is a lovely young girl with at least a modicum of talent - why does she continue to shit up her face and show her ass in public, both literally and figuratively? I mean I don't want to sound like my mother or anything but DAMN. It's a tragedy.
and again i say - happy birthday, chrissie hynde!!!!
tay-tay here hasn't a clue.
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As soon as I finished reading this basura, I heard Lafayette from True Blood: "Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash."
Someone needs to tell this little girl shes on a shitty show on a shitty network, and shes like 15 years too late to the shitty party that Courtney Love crashed a long time ago. The egos of "celebrities" these days is only so fucking outrageous simply because they are talentless. I'm all for bitches wanting to fuck themselves because they think theyre so amazing but please at least have some talent.
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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"
More like there are mood-altering substances in her Blow Pops.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:31pm.
She looks like a deflated Brooke Hogan doll.
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Bwaaaaahahahahahahahah!!
NO.... I don't really mean that.....
I hope she's hit by a semi truck.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
She looks like one of Charles Manson's girls....
I hope she murders someone already and gets this torture of looking at her fucking fugly mug every godamnday....
HEY TAYLOR..... NOT ENOUGH EYE MAKEUP YET BITCH!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
She looks like Brit Brit before her father took conservatorship.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:36pm.
*stuffs flaming dog balls in her mouth* Now THAT is bad ass!
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AWw, you forgot to make her wash it down with a bit of piss whiskey.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
*stuffs flaming dog balls in her mouth* Now THAT is bad ass!
She looks like a deflated Brooke Hogan doll.
great, now when they give her the lobotomy she needs, they won't miss the spot.
Dear Anyone Who Believes This Story:
Please CONTACT ME... have I a very special offer available only to people just like you, concerning the exclusive purchase of a well-known landmark in Brooklyn!
Honey, a Sharpie marker to do your eye makeup? It's gonna be a bitch to take off, just sayin'.
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Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
this is the reason why you need to raise your kids instead of trying to be their friend...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
She must waste so much money on black eyeliner/shadow. If she wanted to save a few thousand dollars a month, I'm positive there are many people who would be willing to sock her in the face for free every week or so so that she could sport REAL black eyes (which would be like, SO HARDCORE BADASS!)
Snideychick sez:
She looks like Cameron Diaz, without the acne, in that picture.
Wow, she is soooo cool....burning dog balls n stuff.
Let me punch her in both eyes, then she won't have to bother with makeup. Win, win.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:59pm.
Nude chick in the "Secrets women won't tell" ad needs to go, NSFW!
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I know! This morning one my coworkers saw that ad and all I could say was "Nope, it's just a celeb gossip site." *cringes at memory*
Bitch needs to be euthenized!